It‘s This Meets That

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were discussing the prospect of bringing a human being back to life... and the terrible implications. No, they haven't gone full mad scientist on y'all... yet! They're wrapping up The Lazarus Effect (2015), starring Olivia Wilde, Mark Duplass, Evan Peters, Donald Glover, Sarah Bolger, and Ray Wise. Tune in for the thrilling conclusion to this unholy abominati...

Russ and Jared are back it, back to life, you might say. The guys are jumping head first into the Lazarus Pit (they wish) and talking about The Lazarus Effect (2015), starring Olivia Wilde, Mark Duplass, Evan Peters, Donald Glover, Sarah Bolger, and Ray Wise. This movie seems like it should be good on paper, great cast, interesting premise, smart people working on the script... and yet... it's jus...

No no, it's not lazy-Russ, it's Lazarus! Russ and Jared are working hard to trash this horror trailer. The guys are talking about fan request, The Lazarus Effect (2015), starring Olivia Wilde, Mark Duplass, Evan Peters, Donald Glover, Sarah Bolger, and Ray Wise. Tune in for a breakdown of the trailer and to hear Russ and Jared Prognosticate, and stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of...

Part 2 of part 1, you ask? Why yes! Russ and Jared are here to confuse and delight you! Blame Zack Snyder. That's right, the guys are putting a laser sword (not to be confused with lightsaber™) through the heart of Rebel Moon (2023), starring Sofia Boutella, Ed Skrein, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel Huisman, Bae Doona, Ray Fisher, Charlie Hunnam, Anthony Hopkins, Staz Nair, and Fra Fee.

Do you smell that? Don't look at your dog, there's a rebellion in the air! Russ and Jared are firing on all cylinders and rocketing into Rebel Moon (2023), starring Sofia Boutella, Ed Skrein, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel Huisman, Bae Doona, Ray Fisher, Charlie Hunnam, Anthony Hopkins, Staz Nair, and Fra Fee. Tune in for Fast Facts, Hollywood Pitches, and plenty of banter about Zack "Slo-mo" Snyder and...

If you've been listening for a while, you know Russ and Jared love Star Wars. Well this ain't it. The guys are covering the latest Zack Snyder abomination, Rebel Moon (2023), starring Sofia Boutella, Ed Skrein, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel Huisman, Bae Doona, Ray Fisher, Charlie Hunnam, Anthony Hopkins, Staz Nair, and Fra Fee. If you like space and hate your free time, you'll love this movie! But you s...

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about our hero, Thea, getting invited to a fancy new birthing class. What's funnier than pretending to be pregnant? Almost everything. The guys are reaching full term as they finish Labor Pains (2009), starring Lindsay Lohan, Luke Kirby, Cheryl Hines, Chris Parnell, Aaron Yoo, Bridgit Mendler, Tracee Ellis Ross, Kevin Covais, and Bonnie Somervill...

The boys are baffled! Russ and Jared have no idea who approved this script as they reflect on the birth of Labor Pains (2009), starring Lindsay Lohan, Luke Kirby, Cheryl Hines, Chris Parnell, Aaron Yoo, Bridgit Mendler, Tracee Ellis Ross, Kevin Covais, and Bonnie Somerville. Tune in for Hollywood Pitches, Fast Facts, and maybe a pregnant pause or two! And stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday.

Russ and Jared are kicking off 2024 by doubling down on Lohan! The guys are trashing the trailer for an older flick of hers, Labor Pains (2009), starring Lindsay Lohan, Luke Kirby, Cheryl Hines, Chris Parnell, Aaron Yoo, Bridgit Mendler, Tracee Ellis Ross, Kevin Covais, and Bonnie Somerville. This looks like it's going to be a doozy, you don't want to miss it! And stay tuned for the full, scene-by...

Where did 2023 go?! What a year full of amazing milestones all thanks to your support, listeners! We hit 250 episodes, 7,000+ downloads, and we wouldn't be here without you. Time to close out an excellent year by wrapping up Falling for Christmas (2022), starring Lindsay Lohan, Chord Overstreet, George Young, Jake Wagner, Olivia Perez, Alejandra Flores, and Sean Dillingham. Tune in to find out how...

Hope your holidays are in full swing at this point! Russ and Jared are pulling out the cocoa to dig into this (somehow) holiday favorite. It's time for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of Falling for Christmas (2022), starring Lindsay Lohan, Chord Overstreet, George Young, Jake Wagner, Olivia Perez, Alejandra Flores, and Sean Dillingham. Plenty of classic outrageous ITMT moments in this one to e...

Happy holidays, listeners! Thanks for sticking with ITMT throughout the years, we couldn't do the podcast without y'all and we appreciate you. And it's time for a holiday tradition like no other, Russ and Jared are going to talk about a movie that critics and audiences alike all enjoyed, that the guys know can't possibly be good. This year it's Falling for Christmas (2022), starring Lindsay Lohan,...

Okay, okay, okay! When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about Bray on the phone with a suspicious woman trying to figure out the secrets of the universe. The guys are no strangers to universe secrets, so it's only fitting that they finish The Secret: Dare to Dream (2020), starring Katie Holmes, Josh Lucas, Jerry O'Connell, Celia Weston, Sarah Hoffmeister, Aidan Pierce Brennan, and Ch...

You're gonna love this episode! Or is that just the power of positive thinking? Either way, Russ and Jared are hurtling into this movie like a tree through your roof when you can't afford to fix it. You guessed it, it's The Secret: Dare to Dream (2020), starring Katie Holmes, Josh Lucas, Jerry O'Connell, Celia Weston, Sarah Hoffmeister, Aidan Pierce Brennan, and Chloe Lee. Stay tuned for part 2 on...

When's the last time you dared to dream? Russ and Jared are trying something new, the power of positive thinking, in this episode. The guys can't keep secrets from y'all, they're talking about the trailer for The Secret: Dare to Dream (2020), starring Katie Holmes, Josh Lucas, Jerry O'Connell, Celia Weston, Sarah Hoffmeister, Aidan Pierce Brennan, and Chloe Lee. Tune in for more about this self-he...

What's that? A little cisalpine sparrow chirping in your ear? Don't be silly, you're not in Italy (unless you are), it's just Russ and Jared talking Italian to you and slurping up a double scoop of Love & Gelato (2022), starring Susanna Skaggs, Tobia De Angelis, Saul Nanni, Owen McDonnell, Valentina Lodovini, and Anjelika Washington. You'll never guess how this one ends, unless you've seen any...

What's better than finding love? Finding yourself... and the friends you make along the way. Russ and Jared are feeling inspired as they take a big bite out of Love & Gelato (2022), starring Susanna Skaggs, Tobia De Angelis, Saul Nanni, Owen McDonnell, Valentina Lodovini, and Anjelika Washington. Take a tour of Italy with the guys and you'll fall in love too, and stay tuned for part 2 tomorrow...

Russ and Jared are so thankful for all of y'all out there in podcast land listening, hope you have a happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate! And the guys are also thankful that Netflix keeps pumping out these crappy romantic comedies so they've got material for years. The guys are traveling to Italy for Love & Gelato (2022), starring Susanna Skaggs, Tobia De Angelis, Saul Nanni, Owen McDonnell, V...

Exciting times, listeners! It's the rare ITMT part 2 where all the best parts of the movie are in the second half. Russ and Jared are pulling into the Amtrak station at their final destination as they finish Abduction (2011), starring  Taylor Lautner, Lily Collins, Alfred Molina, Jason Isaacs, Maria Bello, Sigourney Weaver, Michael Nyqvist, and Dermot Mulroney. Tune in to find out how awesome trai...

The guys are here to cut their best friend Taylor a little slack, a nice reminder to be kind to people (even when they're a bad actor). That's right, Russ and Jared are coming in fast and safe like an Amtrak train to talk about Abduction (2011), starring the aforementioned Taylor Lautner, Lily Collins, Alfred Molina, Jason Isaacs, Maria Bello, Sigourney Weaver, Michael Nyqvist, and Dermot Mulroney...

Russ and Jared are back with a new (old) thriller, starring best-friend-of-the-pod, Taylor Lautner! The guys are getting into Abduction (2011), starring the aforementioned heartthrob, Lily Collins, Alfred Molina, Jason Isaacs, Maria Bello, Sigourney Weaver, Michael Nyqvist, and Dermot Mulroney (kinda). Tune in for the train talk, and stay tuned for the full breakdown (with even more trains) next w...

This one's a prime example of when you're way better off listening to ITMT instead of watching the movie. When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about Carnby's apartment again and about to visit Bureau 713... The guys are wrapping up Alone in the Dark (2005), starring Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff, Matthew Walker, Frank C. Turner, and Karin Konoval. Stay tuned for a new m...

Happy Halloween from your friends at ITMT! Horror season is here and Russ and Jared are scaring up a good time with Alone in the Dark (2005), starring Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff, Matthew Walker, Frank C. Turner, and Karin Konoval. You'll never be truly alone in the dark as long as you've got Russ and Jared in your headphones. Stay spooky, and stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!

Spooky season is in full swing and Russ and Jared are scaring up another new movie, this time it's a blast from the past! The guys are covering Alone in the Dark (2005), starring Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff, Matthew Walker, Frank C. Turner, and Karin Konoval. The guys are at the peak of their Trailer Trash powers with this one, you won't want to miss it. Stay tuned for the full brea...

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about the impending moon base and a congressional sex party. Classic Thursday morning, amirite? The guys are here to put the final nail in the head of Accidental Love (2015), starring Jessica Biel, Jake Gyllenhaal, Catherine Keener, James Marsden, Tracy Morgan, Paul Reubens, Kurt Fuller, and David Ramsey. Tune in for a new Trailer Trash next week...