It‘s This Meets That

It's no accident, Russ and Jared are intentionally falling out of love as they dissect the abomination known as Accidental Love (2015), starring Jessica Biel, Jake Gyllenhaal, Catherine Keener, James Marsden, Tracy Morgan, Paul Reubens, Kurt Fuller, and David Ramsey. This movie could have worked if it was 7 years earlier and had a completely different script... Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!

Russ and Jared are back with a new star-studded romantic comedy that sounds great on paper... and is awful on film. The guys are getting into Accidental Love (2015), starring Jessica Biel, Jake Gyllenhaal, Catherine Keener, James Marsden, Tracy Morgan, Paul Reubens, Kurt Fuller, and David Ramsey (and a bunch of other guest stars). A young woman about to find happily ever after has her whole life d...

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about Tess sailing off into the sunrise/hurricane and it wasn't looking good for our heroes. The guys are wrapping up Charlie St. Cloud (2010), starring Zac (Jack) Efron, Charlie Tahan, Amanda Crew, Ray Liotta, Kim Basinger, Donal Logue, and Dave Franco. If you're worried this episode will be #2spooky4you, never fear! The ghosts are friendly and...

October is here, which means it's spooky season for those who celebrate! Russ and Jared are kicking off the month in style with this fun movie about ghosts, communicating with them, and playing baseball next to a cemetery. It's time for Charlie St. Cloud (2010), starring Zac (Jack) Efron, Charlie Tahan, Amanda Crew, Ray Liotta, Kim Basinger, Donal Logue, and Dave Franco. Tune in to find out what c...

Another beloved fan-favorite movie on the ITMT docket! Russ and Jared are crashing into this one like an 18-wheeler. That's right, the guys are talking Charlie St. Cloud (2010), starring best-friend-of-the-pod Zac (Jack) Efron, Charlie Tahan, Amanda Crew, Ray Liotta, Kim Basinger, Donal Logue, and Dave Franco. If you like ghost boys, supernatural delights, and handsome heartthrobs, you won't want...

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about the scene where we got the big reveal twist with our double agent. The guys are wrapping up Heart of Stone (2023), starring Gal Gadot, Jamie Dornan, Alia Bhatt, Jing Lusi, Paul Ready, Enzo Cilenti, Matthias Schweighofer, and Sophie Okonedo. Will the movie makers finally give us the action cheesiness they should have? Tune in to find out how...

You'd have to have a heart of stone to not appreciate Russ and Jared for saving us all from watching the worst movies. And even stonier to not have a few good laughs during this episode! The guys are crashing full bore into Heart of Stone (2023), starring Gal Gadot, Jamie Dornan, Alia Bhatt, Jing Lusi, Paul Ready, Enzo Cilenti, Matthias Schweighofer, and Sophie Okonedo. Stay tuned for part 2 on Th...

Russ and Jared are covering another newer movie and they got to watch the Rotten Tomatoes score sink like a stone. The guys are putting their hearts into tearing apart the trailer for Heart of Stone (2023), starring Gal Gadot, Jamie Dornan, Alia Bhatt, Jing Lusi, Paul Ready, Enzo Cilenti, Matthias Schweighofer, and Sophie Okonedo. Stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!

Did we successfully bait you into listening to part 2? Put on your swimsuit and grab the nearest piece of destroyed paradise cabin so you can float on through with Russ and Jared as they finish The Requin (2022), starring Alicia Silverstone, James Tupper, Deirdre O'Connell, Danny Chung, and Jennifer Mudge. There's a lot to chew on in this episode!

If you love sharks and hate your precious free time, watch this movie! For those of you that'd rather have a good laugh, just enjoy this episode instead. Russ and Jared are sinking to a new low with The Requin (2022), starring Alicia Silverstone, James Tupper, Deirdre O'Connell, Danny Chung, and Jennifer Mudge. The best thing about the movie was the scenery, tune in to find out why! And stay tuned...

Not your father's shark movie... Russ and Jared are diving into the trailer for The Requin (2022), starring Alicia Silverstone, James Tupper, Deirdre O'Connell, Danny Chung, Jennifer Mudge, and a terrible CGI shark. The guys have BIG news to share (fulfilling a longtime promise to you, our listeners), more safety tips, and boundless enthusiasm for crappy horror. Tune in for this one, and stay tune...

This week, ITMT listeners worldwide have been stunned by Russ and Jared actually enjoying one of these awful movies they have been fated to watch until the end of time. Will it continue? How will it all end? That's right, the guys are finishing The Out-Laws (2023), starring Adam Devine, Nina Dobrev, Pierce Brosnan, Ellen Barkin, Michael Rooker, Poorna Jagannathan, Richard Kind, Julie Hagerty, Blak...

It happened, listeners, it finally happened. Russ and Jared... liked this movie. And it couldn't have happened on a more fun episode! The guys recorded live, in-person together for the first time in years and had a blast while doing it. The guys are talking about The Out-Laws (2023), starring Adam Devine, Nina Dobrev, Pierce Brosnan, Ellen Barkin, Michael Rooker, Poorna Jagannathan, Richard Kind,...

Russ and Jared are maybe flying too close to the sun on this one, meaning, it might actually be an enjoyable movie despite the terrible reviews. The guys are talking about the trailer for The Out-Laws (2023), starring Adam Devine, Nina Dobrev, best-friend-of-the-pod Pierce Brosnan, Ellen Barkin, Michael Rooker, Poorna Jagannathan, and lots of small roles for actors we love like Richard Kind, Julie...

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about the bear hunt scene and how the mis-trusting brother is starting to come around on our hero. And with that, the guys are ready to wrap up Siberia (2018), starring Keanu Reeves, Ana Ularu, Pasha D. Lychnikoff, Molly Ringwald, Rafael Petardi, Aleks Paunovic, James Gracie, Dmitry Chepovetsky, and Ashley St. George. You won't want to miss how K...

What's the one place you never thought you'd visit? Is it Siberia? It's gotta be Siberia. You're in luck, you can virtually visit Siberia by listening to this episode about Siberia (2018), starring Keanu Reeves, Ana Ularu, Pasha D. Lychnikoff, Molly Ringwald, Rafael Petardi, Aleks Paunovic, James Gracie, Dmitry Chepovetsky, and Ashley St. George. Is it a rom com? Is it an erotic thriller? Yes! Tun...

Is it cold in here, or is it just this movie trailer? Russ and Jared are gearing up for winter with Siberia (2018), starring Keanu Reeves, Ana Ularu, Pasha D. Lychnikoff, Molly Ringwald, Rafael Petardi, Aleks Paunovic, James Gracie, Dmitry Chepovetsky, and Ashley St. George. You won't want to miss this one if you like diamonds, or laughing, or Keanu Reeves. And stay tuned for the full, scene-by-sc...

The guys are back and Russ is still cursed! He and Jared are here to stand and deliver the thrilling conclusion to The Stand In (2020), starring Drew Barrymore (x2), Michael Zegen, Holland Taylor, Michelle Buteau, Charlie Barnett, Ellie Kemper, and T.J. Miller. We last left the guys talking about how the titular stand in was getting released from rehab early. Tune in for more ITMT safety tips and...

Russ and Jared (or did they hire soundalikes?) are here with the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of The Stand In (2020), starring Drew Barrymore (x2), Michael Zegen, Holland Taylor, Michelle Buteau, Charlie Barnett, Ellie Kemper, and T.J. Miller. The guys are talking noisy movie theater candy, Fatal Attraction meets Toy Story, and the usual Fast Facts and Hollywood Pitches. Enjoy and stay tuned for...

Russ and Jared haven't just been standing around like a couple gibronis, they've been watching the trailer for The Stand In (2020), starring Drew Barrymore (x2), Michael Zegen, Holland Taylor, Michelle Buteau, Charlie Barnett, Ellie Kemper, and T.J. Miller. The Fan Service drought is over with a new email from Elizabeth/Chat GPT! Not only that, but the guys are doing some legendary prognosticating...

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were about to start exploring some of the more interesting vampire mind control techniques our soon-to-be vampire queen can do. The guys are here to drive a stake into the heart of Vampire Academy (2014), starring Zoey Deutch, Lucy Fry, Dominic Sherwood, Danila Kozlovsky, Cameron Monaghan, Sarah Hyland, Gabriel Byrne, and Sami Gayle. You won't have to stand i...

Bat! If only the titular vampires in this flick could turn into bats, lots of problems could have been solved. You got it, Russ and Jared are swooping into Vampire Academy (2014), starring Zoey Deutch, Lucy Fry, Dominic Sherwood, Danila Kozlovsky, Cameron Monaghan, Sarah Hyland, Gabriel Byrne, and Sami Gayle. The guys have plenty of Fast Facts and some on-point Hollywood Pitches! As always, stay t...

Nothing screams "happy 4th of July" like vampires! So from the ITMT family to yours, have a blood-sucking good holiday if you're in the US! Russ and Jared are biting off more than they can chew with the trailer for Vampire Academy (2014), starring Zoey Deutch, Lucy Fry, Dominic Sherwood, Danila Kozlovsky, Cameron Monaghan, Sarah Hyland, Gabriel Byrne, and Sami Gayle. Tune in for the full, scene-by...

It's time for Kable's last stand, and he just got drunk! You got it, Russ and Jared a finishing Gamer (2009), starring Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall, Terry Crews, Ludacris, Amber Valletta, Logan Lerman, Kyra Sedgwick, and Alison Lohman. Believe it or not, the movie only gets more ridiculous from this point forward. And Jared gets his wish of a Michael C. Hall musical number! Tune in to hear all a...

Ever wonder what a bad videogame movie would be like? Just kidding, we know it's most of them (except 1993's Super Mario Bros.). Even though this one's not based on a real game, it's still a real stinker. That's right, Russ and Jared are breaking down Gamer (2009), starring Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall, Terry Crews, Ludacris, Amber Valletta, Logan Lerman, Kyra Sedgwick, and Alison Lohman. Stay t...