It‘s This Meets That

Russ and Jared are back with a doozy of an episode! The guys are in their wheelhouse with this awful flick about global terrorism (or something, nothing happens in the movie, hard to say). The guys are chatting up a storm about Contract to Kill (2016), starring Steven Seagal, Russell Wong, Jemma Dallender, Mircea Drambareanu, Sergiu Costache, Ghassan Bouz, and Andrei Stanciu. Stay tuned for an all...

Russ and Jared are back with a first! The guys are getting into the body of "work" produced by famous POS, Steven Seagal, starting with Contract to Kill (2016), starring the aforementioned POS, Russell Wong, Jemma Dallender, Mircea Drambareanu, Sergiu Costache, Ghassan Bouz, and Andrei Stanciu. This one is sure to be a wildly unrealistic violence-fest, y'all are in for a treat. Stay tuned for the...

Unfortunately Russ and Jared aren't here to talk about Total Recall, but the guys have the next best thing (cries in Arnold impersonation). That's right, the full episode for The Recall (2017), starring RJ Mitte, Wesley Snipes, Jedidiah Goodacre, Niko Pepaj, Laura Bilgeri, and Hannah Rose May. How many tax evasion jokes will the fellas make? Tune in to find out! And stay tuned next week for a new...

Russ and Jared are back with another alien adventure! This one looks downright silly, and the guys are almost looking forward to it (or at least what they imagine it might be in Prognostications). It's time for The Recall (2017), starring RJ Mitte, Wesley Snipes, Jedidiah Goodacre, Niko Pepaj, Laura Bilgeri, and Hannah Rose May. Stay tuned for the full episode next week! 

Welp, pack it up, Russ and Jared finally did it. They actually nailed the plot with their Trailer Trash prognostications! You'll have to listen to find out, but let's just say, this movie is as awesomely bad as the guys had hoped. They're talking Mindcage (2022), starring Martin Lawrence, Melissa Roxburgh, John Malkovich, Robert Knepper, Neb Chupin, and Jacob Grodnik. Stay tuned for an all-new Tra...

How many times can the guys say "mindcage!"? It's the new "geostorm!" Find out as Russ and Jared get into it with the trailer for Silence of the Lambs ripoff, Mindcage (2022), starring Martin Lawrence, Melissa Roxburgh, John Malkovich, Robert Knepper, Neb Chupin, and Jacob Grodnik. Prognostications for this one are meta and off the rails, and hopefully the movie is just as unhinged. Stay tuned for...

They did, y'all, they really did it. They managed to make Adam Driver fighting dinosaurs with blasters so uncool and boring, it truly boggles the mind. Russ and Jared are still confused about why the movie industry inflicted this upon us all, but the guys are breaking down 65 (2023), starring Adam Driver, Ariana Greenblatt, Chloe Coleman, Nika King, and Brian Dare. Stay tuned for an all-new Traile...

When did we get to the point where movies have to have long names? Like how did we get from "M" to "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford"? A real question Russ and Jared want answers to, while getting back to good old fashioned short-titled movies with the trailer for 65 (2023), starring Adam Driver, Ariana Greenblatt, Chloe Coleman, Nika King, and Brian Dare. Stay tuned for...

Remember the halcyon days of college? When your roommate tried to kill your friends and become you? No? Well Russ and Jared are going back to college with The Roommate (2011), starring Minka Kelly, Leighton Meester, Cam Gigandet, Aly Michalka, Danneel Ackles, Frances Fisher, Billy Zane, and Nina Dobrev. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!

They're doing it! Russ and Jared are finally fulfilling one of Russ' dreams and doing what's basically Single White Female! That's right, it's the trailer for The Roommate (2011), starring Minka Kelly, Leighton Meester, Cam Gigandet, Aly Michalka, Danneel Ackles, Frances Fisher, Billy Zane, and Nina Dobrev. Stay tuned for the full episode next week! 

Ever wonder what it's like to work on power lines? Russ and Jared can't possibly imagine that this is an accurate representation... but it's all we've got to work with. That's right, the guys are powering up to get through Life on the Line (2015), starring John Travolta, Kate Bosworth, Devon Sawa, Gil Bellows, Julie Benz, Ryan Robbins, Ty Olsson, and Sharon Stone. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer...

Can we get a very special "hell yeah" for a very special 400th episode?!?! Wow has time flown, Russ and Jared can hardly believe it's already been 400 episodes. Huge thanks to all of you who listen to ITMT every week and make what the guys do possible! And what better way to do 400 than with some old friends of the pod! The guys are getting into Life on the Line (2015), starring John Travolta, Kat...

You're not dreaming (or AI hallucinating), Russ and Jared are indeed covering the brand new AI-based movie that's basically like "what if we remade Minority Report, but way worse?" The guys are diving deep into Mercy (2026), starring Chris Pratt, Rebecca Ferguson, Kali Reis, Annabelle Wallis, Kylie Rogers, Chris Sullivan, Jeff Pierre, Rafi Gavron, and Kenneth Choi. Stay tuned for an all-new Traile...

If you like seeing Chris Pratt scared and confused, Russ and Jared have got a couple episodes for you! The guys are at the mercy of AI (thankfully not in court), talking about the trailer for Mercy (2026), starring Chris Pratt, Rebecca Ferguson, Kali Reis, Annabelle Wallis, Kylie Rogers, Chris Sullivan, Jeff Pierre, Rafi Gavron, and Kenneth Choi. Stay tuned for the full breakdown next week!

Who's up for a long-y? That's what Russ and Jared call long episodes (don't tell Russ, he doesn't know). The guys are in for time travel madness as they discuss Time Cut (2024), starring Madison Bailey, Antonia Gentry, Michael Shanks, Griffin Gluck, Megan Best, Samuel Braun, Sydney Sabiston, and Kataem O'Connor. Tune in to find out how much this one makes sense, or doesn't! And stay tuned for an a...

Time for everyone's favorite thing to poke holes in, time travel! Russ and Jared are thinking of better days gone by as they get into the trailer for Time Cut (2024), starring Madison Bailey, Antonia Gentry, Michael Shanks, Griffin Gluck, Megan Best, Samuel Braun, Sydney Sabiston, and Kataem O'Connor. There's also not one, but two Fan Service emails this week! Stay tuned for the full episode next...

Russ and Jared are back from their spring break and it's right back to school with the guys as they try to join whatever clique will have them. It's all about carefully classifying and organizing your schoolmates with Bratz (2007), starring Skyler Shaye, Janel Parrish, Logan Browning, Nathalia Ramos, Chelsea Kane, Anneliese van der Pol, Melise, Ian Nelson, and Jon Voight. Will the fellas win the t...

The guys may have had a little too much fun over the weekend, so there will be a slight delay in our full episode for Bratz (2007). But rather than leave you hanging, Russ and Jared are revisiting an all-time classic with their very first ITMT episode! Long-time listeners may remember fondly (or cringe accordingly) when the guys talk about The Last Days of American Crime (2020), starring Edgar Ram...

We know y'all have been clamoring for more movies based on toys, and Russ and Jared always deliver! The guys are getting into the trailer for fan-requested Bratz (2007), starring Skyler Shaye, Janel Parrish, Logan Browning, Nathalia Ramos, Chelsea Kane, Anneliese van der Pol, Melise, Ian Nelson, and Jon Voight for some reason. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

Russ and Jared were lost, but found again, right in the sweet spot of horrible plot and writing, combined with mind-numbing action that doesn't make any sense. The guys are going full apocalypse witch to cover In the Lost Lands (2025), starring Milla Jovovich, Dave Bautista, Arly Jover, Amara Okereke, Fraser James, Simon Lööf, Deirdre Mullins, and Sebastian Stankiewicz. Stay tuned for an all-new T...

Ever felt so lost that you wish there was some kind of apocalyptic event that rendered the whole world uninhabitable except one small city where you were bound to end up in forced labor and servitude to some overlord or patriarch of some church? No? Yeah, neither have Russ and Jared, but somebody thought it was a fun idea... The guys are trashing the trailer for In the Lost Lands (2025), starring...

If you've been missing Russ and Jared's accent work lately, the guys have got an episode for you! It's down and dirty southern country charm as the guys break down Forever My Girl (2018), starring Alex Roe, Jessica Rothe, Abby Ryder Fortson, Peter Cambor, Gillian Vigman, Tyler Riggs, John Benjamin Hickey, and Travis Tritt. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!

Russ and Jared are back to tug on your heart (and guitar) strings! The guys are getting into sappy country music romance with Forever My Girl (2018), starring Alex Roe, Jessica Rothe, Abby Ryder Fortson, Peter Cambor, Gillian Vigman, Tyler Riggs, John Benjamin Hickey, and guest appearance from Travis Tritt. If you like a trailer that tells you the entire movie... you're in luck! This one's sure to...

What is time and space? A question Russ and Jared are wildly unequipped to answer, but they might take a stab anyway. This one's got the guys thinking existentially as they get into Alice in Terrorland (2023), starring Lizzy Willis, Rula Lenska, Jon-Paul Gates, Steve Wraith, Lila Sarner, Rikki Kimpton, Nigel Troup, and Nikol Atanasova. Stay tuned for a new Trailer Trash next week!

Russ and Jared are getting back to basics with this crappy horror movie based on expired intellectual property! That's right, the guys are drinking the potion to enter Alice in Terrorland (2023), starring Lizzy Willis, Rula Lenska, Jon-Paul Gates, Steve Wraith, Lila Sarner, Rikki Kimpton, Nigel Troup, and Nikol Atanasova. Stay tuned for the fully abridged breakdown next week!