It‘s This Meets That

Russ and Jared are back with a new trailer and right at home in romantic comedy territory! The guys are talking about A Nice Girl Like You (2020), starring Lucy Hale, Leonidas Gulaptis, Mindy Cohn, Adhir Kalyan, Jackie Cruz, and Stephen Friedrich. Tune in for a sexy good time (you'll see), and stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!

When we left Russ and Jared, they were discussing the "laundry list" of tools that our hero needs in order to do surgery on John (drill). Time for the guys to conclude Saw III (2006), starring Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh, Donnie Wahlberg, Dina Meyer, Leigh Whannell, and Mpho Koaho. Tune in for plenty more torture facts, some behind-the-scenes info, and stay tuned next...

Open up the Book of Saw and it turns out there's a lot of subpar stories to share. Russ and Jared are diving headfirst into a pit of needles with this listener request for Saw III (2006), starring Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh, Donnie Wahlberg, Dina Meyer, Leigh Whannell, and Mpho Koaho. The guys are ranking traps, sharing torture fun facts, and a lot more. Stay tuned f...

Never say we've never done anything for you, our beloved listeners! Russ and Jared are back this week with a VERY SPECIAL FAN REQUEST! Big shout out to Ciara for making us do Saw III (2006), starring Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh, Donnie Wahlberg, Dina Meyer, Leigh Whannell, and Mpho Koaho. Are the boys going to be a couple unlucky citizens? Or is this going to be the g...

Part 2 plus part 2 equals 4. Divide by 2 again to get to 2 happy podcasters! Russ and Jared aren't happy about the movie really, but rather the joy of talking about what enemy-of-the-pod, Zack Snyder, should have done differently. The guys are wrapping up Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver (2024), starring Sofia Boutella, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel Huisman, Ed Skrein, Bae Doona, Anthony Hopkins, St...

Come for the wildly long and unclearly punctuated titles, stay for the buddy banter you can't just find on any other dozens of podcasts! Russ and Jared are rebelling against logic and watching the sequel to one of their most-hated movies from last year. It's time for Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver (2024), starring Sofia Boutella, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel Huisman, Ed Skrein, Bae Doona, Anthony...

Dark days indeed! Russ and Jared are revisiting one of their favorite franchises... Star Wars! Just kidding, it's the Star Wars ripoff universe of Rebel Moon as they dive into the sequel, Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver (2024), starring Sofia Boutella, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel Huisman, Ed Skrein, Bae Doona, Anthony Hopkins, Staz Nair, Elise Duffy, and Alfonso Herrera. Stay tuned for the full,...

Russ and Jared are on fire! Not baking in the Texas sun fortunately, but on fire with the jokes. If you like to be entertained, this part 2 is for you. The guys are making a deal with the devil to finish Rattlesnake (2019), starring Carmen Ejogo, Appy Pratt, Theo Rossi, Emma Greenwell, Debrianna Mansini, Bruce Davis, and Joy Jacobson. Tune in to find out how it ends and for even more Texas facts!

Do you like "unthinkable" deals with the devil? Or like medium unthinkable? Actually pretty thinkable if you think about it... Regardless of what you think you're thinking about in terms of unthinkableness (unthinkablosity?), Russ and Jared are here to do your thinking for you and give you plenty of random Texas facts while they do it! The guys are getting bit by Rattlesnake (2019), starring Carme...

What's that sound? Must be the pile of babies nearby playing with rattles... Or... It's a snake! Russ and Jared are slithering through the trailer for Rattlesnake (2019), starring Carmen Ejogo, Appy Pratt, Theo Rossi, Emma Greenwell, Debrianna Mansini, Bruce Davis, and Joy Jacobson. Tune in to finally understand Jared's alleged face blindness and more! And stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene b...

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about our heroes getting kicked out of the resort in Mexico and being banished to the scary hotel. The guys are wrapping up Desperados (2020), starring Nasim Pedrad, Anna Camp, Sarah Burns, Lamorne Morris, Robbie Amell, Izzy Diaz, Jessica Chaffin, and Rodrigo Franco. Stay tuned for an all-new movie with Trailer Trash next week!

Desperate for more ITMT shenanigans? Your wait is over! Russ and Jared are here to fulfill your every dream as they get right into Desperados (2020), starring Nasim Pedrad, Anna Camp, Sarah Burns, Lamorne Morris, Robbie Amell, Izzy Diaz, Jessica Chaffin, and Rodrigo Franco. Tune in for your favorite segments and weekly dose of good time, and stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!

Russ and Jared are going to beautiful Mexico! Not in real life, but virtually with you all! And isn't that better than standing in line for airport security? The guys are flying through the trailer for Desperados (2020), starring Nasim Pedrad, Anna Camp, Sarah Burns, Lamorne Morris, Robbie Amell, Izzy Diaz, Jessica Chaffin, and Rodrigo Franco. Stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next...

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were doing a cliffhanger with the restaurant scene where the heroes were taking a snack break and a mysterious waiter made a suspicious phone call... That's right! The guys are about to finish True Memoirs of an International Assassin (2016), starring Kevin James, Zulay Henao, Maurice Compte, Kim Coates, Andrew Howard, Ron Rifkin, Rob Riggle, Leonard Earl How...

Look! Up there! In The Cloud™! It's your old pals, Russ and Jared, here to take you on an adventure of international intrigue and delight! The guys are diving out of a helicopter (better odds of survival) and into True Memoirs of an International Assassin (2016), starring Kevin James, Zulay Henao, Maurice Compte, Kim Coates, Andrew Howard, Ron Rifkin, Rob Riggle, Leonard Earl Howze, Andy Garcia. S...

What's better than a book (buy HOST by Russ Capasso wherever you buy books)? A movie about a person writing a book! You guessed it, Russ and Jared are talking about the trailer for True Memoirs of an International Assassin (2016), starring Kevin James, Zulay Henao, Maurice Compte, Kim Coates, Andrew Howard, Ron Rifkin, Rob Riggle, Leonard Earl Howze, Andy Garcia. Stay tuned for the full, scene-by-...

Russ and Jared are back to bring you the thrilling conclusion to Pain Hustlers (2023), starring Emily Blunt, Chris Evans, Catherine O'Hara, Chloe Coleman, Andy Garcia, Brian d'Arcy James, Jay Duplass, and Amit Shah. There will be chaos and FBI raids, some accent work and social commentary, big pharma losses (kinda), and more! Stay tuned for a brand new movie next week.

Bring on the pain! Russ and Jared are getting right down to business, the big business of pain, with Pain Hustlers (2023), starring Emily Blunt, Chris Evans, Catherine O'Hara, Chloe Coleman, Andy Garcia, Brian d'Arcy James, Jay Duplass, and Amit Shah. Will big pharma win again? Will the guys make Fast Facts not fast? Does anyone go to prison? Answers to these questions as more when you tune in! An...

Russ and Jared have been hustling since they were rascally young pharmaceutical salesmen (editor note: they were not). And now you too can enjoy the fast-paced world of pharmaceutical sales by listening to this episode for the low, low price of $4.99 (editor note: it's free)! The guys are talking about the trailer for Pain Hustlers (2023), starring Emily Blunt, Chris Evans, Catherine O'Hara, Chloe...

The guys are finally getting to the Horror Hound festival as the fearsome Jeeper makes his big comeback. You guessed it! It's time for Russ and Jared to wrap up (and really get to the good parts) of Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022), starring Sydney Craven, Imran Adams, Gabriel Freilich, Jarreau Benjamin, Georgia Goodman, and Ocean Navarro. Will there be a Justin Long cameo?! No, but tune in anyway...

Who's that creeping down your block? It's Russ and Jared, here to bring you spooky tales from franchise reboots that never should have happened. The guys are breaking down Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022), starring Sydney Craven, Imran Adams, Gabriel Freilich, Jarreau Benjamin, Georgia Goodman, and Ocean Navarro. Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!

New podcast cover art alert! That's right, same great podcast, more arty art. Russ and Jared are creeping through the trailer for Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022), starring Sydney Craven, Imran Adams, Gabriel Freilich, Jarreau Benjamin, Georgia Goodman, Ocean Navarro, and plenty of other randos. Tune in for this blender trailer ride, and stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!...

...And we're back! There's not enough true romance in the world these days. If you can't be friends with someone across the country for 20 years and then start a blended family together in LA, what can you really do anymore? The guys are wrapping up Your Place or Mine (2023), starring Reese Witherspoon, Ashton Kutcher, Zoë Chao, Jesse Williams, Wesley Kimmel, Tig Notaro, and Steve Zahn. 

Is it going to drive anyone else nuts that the title of this movie doesn't have a question mark? Just Jared? Russ and Jared are cruising through Your Place or Mine (2023), starring Reese Witherspoon, Ashton Kutcher, Zoë Chao, Jesse Williams, Wesley Kimmel, Tig Notaro, and Steve Zahn. Long time listeners know the guys love a good montage, but will this movie go too far? (Probably not, it's not The...

Happy (almost) Valentine's Day to those who celebrate from your pals at ITMT! There's the smell of romance and comedy in the air, and what better way to celebrate than with another bad movie? The guys are falling in and out of love with the trailer for Your Place or Mine (2023), starring Reese Witherspoon, Ashton Kutcher, Zoë Chao, Jesse Williams, Wesley Kimmel, Tig Notaro, and Steve Zahn. Friends...