It's All My Fault

It's 81 minutes long. I'm sure there are Best Picture winners that clocked less screen time than this recording. At least nominees amirite? I'm not even going to say it. At this point you should know better. iKudB.Rite Episode 47 of 53

Well wouldn't you know it... I forgot to make a 311 joke. Actually, that may be one subject matter on which I have no humor whatsoever to offer. Much, I presume, like the recording attached to this blurb I'm currently composing. I'm not saying this recording is as humorless as a 311 song, but it might be. It just might be. So... um... episode 310 wasn't terrible... and it's 37 minutes shorter [bon...

I suppose 310 episodes into this project of ultimate self indulgence I should take a moment to reflect a bit and ask 'why aren't things getting better'? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that I'm the reason stuff got this way in the first place... but what's up with it getting worse? I don't know if I get the answer right, but I take 9 shots at it. What do you take 9 shots of? iKudB.Rite Episode 45 of 53

I hate to say it, but I was pretty excited to record something regarding this concept... and I now sort'a think I blew it. I know, I know... you're probably saying I'm being too harsh and that I should quit messing with the formatting, but have you listened? I didn't think so. Should you listen? Well... are you seriously asking me that? iKudB.Rite Episode 44 of 53

Ugh. I ended two in a row that way? Well that's got to stop, right? This one is: more of a one man parody in 3 acts than anything else. It did send me into a deep hole of wtf a friendship is, like a 4 day hole... but since I'm still in that hole, don't expect this recording to have any of it ironed out. In fact never expect anything of me and We'll all be better off in the long run. I might even q...

I like you so I'll tell it to you straight. Don't Listen. Do. Not. Partake. Do Not Download. Do Not Stream to Another Device. Do Not Share with Milton. Why? Well... For starters, I kindofgettowanderingabit all over the place, meaning I might preview what I'm going to be talking about next, as in 15 seconds from now... only never getting back to it. tangent-ing as I do to a complete non-sequitor th...

Hey Universe! Whatcha been doin'? As you already know, I haven't been around much lately, just been so busy... soo soo busy. Being unemployed now and all. You should know that I went AWOL for a better reason this time. I got so immersed in the explosive creativity another project was both demanding and providing that I had no choice but to ride those waves of probability as they were collapsing, m...

Holy guacamole did this one ever do a roly poly. So it goes eh Kurt? Sometimes, as I bloviate through my thoughts, I find myself thinking "why am I talking about these moments in this manner"? This recording is filled with those moments. Much more than usual which is saying something. My snap answer, elusive though it may seem: "because this is what I do." Yep, Disappointing all around. Amirite? i...

I forgot to tie my shoes so this all happened... ... and to say I had a little trouble finishing this one up... an obvious understatement. In fact, tacking segments onto the end of this one got to be so much fun I managed to do it four different times. At least the final segment finally made its point with brevity. And the best/worst moment of it all happens in the 3rd part around the 40 minute ma...

I'm sure you'll agree that it's time for me to work out the actual reasons I quit my job. Or at least give it the old college try...!!?!? However that all breaks down, my bracket busting attempt is here for all to endure. Enjoy! iKudB.Rite Episode 38 of 53

"Those are not as easy a decision as you think... all you morally superior people." Yep. I'm back to the quote from the recording veja du play. iKudB.Rite Episode 37 of 53

I took waaaay too long posting a new recording after my mushroom trip debacle. Way. Too. Long. Apologies to anyone who might have accidentally endured that shameful statement of "should this guy even dabble in drugs? Let alone use them all the time?" Cest la vie e Frances? I attempt to create more listenable content here by appealing to my more tangible self and fall off cliff esoterica in the pro...

I think celebrating one's 300th episode is a human thing, with our 10 fingers and toes routine... But life is what it is... So celebrate I do. Want to see what mushrooms do to me? Well then proceed indeed... iKudB.Rite Episode 35 of 53

So here we are. Ugh. That place I never thought we'd be... Episode 299. (... and if we're being honest, you never thought we'd end up here either). Which means the next episode is a centurion episode. And, given our bodily arrangement of ten fingers alongside ten toes, those centurion episodes feel magical. Delusional, I know. Especially with all those red headed giants that used to run around wit...

I think it's appropriate to forewarn you that I chatter about god(s) a bit in this one. As a former atheist, that alone might have moved me right along. If that's how you are, fear not - it's not that kind of god chatter, it's the other kind, the good kind. Myself, being somewhere between an atheist and an aardvark with regards to my spirituality could lead some to believe I wander into these wate...

"In so many ways, if I'm going to have a good day, it's dependent on me deciding to have a good day." Okay. Maybe I'm not as big a fan of the snagaquote intro as I thought I was. There is better stuff in this recording than that quote might lead you to believe. I promise you. Boy. There I go making another promise I cannot possibly keep. What is with me today? There's likely some stuff that's that...

"I do not count the mushrooms because the mushrooms never kicked in. Which they weren't supposed to. Honestly I was eating them to get rid of them. Um... I know that's dumb." You think that's dumb well I've got 21 minutes and then some of stupidity to offer you that'll make that part look like rocket surgery! I gotta admit, kinda liking the new snagaquote intro... Snag-a-quote? iKudB.Rite Episode...

Ahem. "And no, I don't think there is some trinity of existence to which we're all beholden..." Apparently I say that and a whole lot more in this one... not sure what to say one way or another past that. Maybe you'll know what to say next. iKudB.Rite Episode 30 of 53

I have to admit, I get a little preachy in this one. And yes, that says preachy and not peachy... so... do as you will. Meaning be cautious here. My mood is quite, um, unique. iKudB.Rite Episode 29 0f 53

Talk about your flippy floppy... this recording is so bipolar I hesitate to post it. I mean how much more evidence of my insanity is the world ready to accommodate? iKudB.Rite Episode 28 of 53

Tired of all the lies? Me too. Mi 2. MEEEEETOOOO! Now what are we going to do about it? iKudB.Rite Episode 27 of 53

Enthusiasm could be this podcast's middle name. If their last name was Isfree. And their first name was Allincluded. iKudB.Rite Episode 26 of 53

Once again I try and sort out wtf I'm doing here. But this time, and perhaps this time only, I feel like I might be on to some of the answers... As if!!! iKudB.RIte Episode 25 of 53

I was able to sneak one more recording in before February gave way to March. That makes a grand total of two now. Two for the month. The worst part is that even with that minimalist approach to recordings, number two didn't even post in February... honestly wtf was I doing...??? Well maybe this one has something to say on that topic. I wouldn't count on it, but you never know. iKudB.Rite Epu.isode...

It's still February right? I would hate to think I've let this thing get all the way through a month with zero activity. So to the eleventh hour we go, quite literally. I get that I stall out some times. It can happen. As such, I can live with the appropriate descriptions, of which many options, accurate options, are available including: P ointless. A pathetic. N eglected. D iscarded. A bandoned....