It's All My Fault

What's it called when the only reliable thing about you is how unreliable you are? Well whatever word that is, lately... I have to admit, I qualify . That doesn't leave me in a disappointed frame of mind per se, in fact it's quite the opposite. Consider the potential I have for improvement! Lots and lots and lots and lots... At a minimum. And don't even get me started on you. TensHUnsRye.ziNg Epis...

You'd think an episode that has me accepting an award that I decide to give myself recognizing my initial 24:44 of recorded material as the most authentic representation of "me me me me me me" content that I can conceive of creating .... well that epidode must have finally reached the point of all this. You'd think... But if that were the case you'd just be thinking the way I was coercing you to t...

Never give up on yourself. Of all the phrases that, to me, shouldn't exist in this universe, "never give up on yourself" might be top of the list. I suppose that's why I'm so fascinated by its prolific use in 21st century American life. Even those who claim to be fully aligned with its truth in existence regularly demonstrate that they aren't quite there yet. As for me? I know with conviction that...

Hello universe! Anything new with you? I only ask because these past few months I've been so consumed investigating the knot that humanity has tied itself into that I lost track of everything else - including you! Which I do feel bad about since I know how disjointed you've been lately putting up with all the chaos currently overwhelming our reality. Abandoning you like that was not cool on my par...

More recording myself on multiple hits of acid. As expected, this one turns out for the unexpected. And not in a good way. Not in a baaad way either. Just in its own way. The way I can turn an attempt to apologize for regularly derailing my thought trains so much that circuitous tail chasing of non-sequitor conclusions is what most listeners suffer - I turn that moment of self-reflection into anot...

Over 70 minutes of me diatribing in this one and it's only now, as I craft my description, that I realized I never even discussed the topic on which I planned to focus. It was to be the bulk of the episode and I forgot all about it. I wish I could say I'm in a state of disbelief that such a disconnect could even happen... but we all know better. Even you, new face that you are around here. You sho...

This weekend has been on my radar since the beginning of November. In December it grew even more ominous with my father's passing. Then, over the past 3 weeks, this weekend's disruptive potential escalated into the mythical. For me. And just for me. Not for you. I shouldn't think. Other people, you for instance, are getting through this weekend without a second thought about humanity's destiny and...

Yeah, I'm back. And yeah I'm pissed. And yeah life has dipsy-doodled my flighty ass all over the place... and yeah that doesn't feel so good. But that's nothing compared to the bad behavior the boys are up to... oy vey! TensHUnsRye.ziNg Episode 28 of 53

Let's get one thing straight here... this recording is mediocre. Undeniably. Totally my fault. But there it is. Got it? Okay . Of course, if that's your thing, and if you're an American I expect it likely is... feel free to proceed. For anyone else - you've been warned. TensHUnsRye.ziNg Episode 27 of 53

I'm back in solo form here. Reluctantly . All thanks to... my stupid Android phone. I hate to admit this publicly, but I don't know if this droid is the droid I'm looking for. I know society thinks we're perfect together. Building forever's foundation hand in hand 60/60/24/7/365/9.2. I hear the encouragement from all you happily connected phoners. I hear how well it's working out for everyone arou...

Finally! AMiRite? OhYesiAm. Not that things didn't happen exactly when they were supposed to - I get all that and don't want to seem unclear about how life's meandering meanings are built from within. But, to say I've been hotly anticipating this one is truly the understatement of the year. And it's been one surreal year. AMiRite? OhYesiAm . So it is with the untethered zest of someone who should...

All right, awl right, all write. (No coypright infringement intended, even if implied). Hello universe! How are we doing? Outstandingly? Booyah. It must be the weather. Fall is so awesome. I all but forget about October's grandeur, its spectacle of transitions through the pallette of Earth tones we're all treated to once a year... until it's here. Like right now. Again. Booyah. And let's not forge...

I must admit the persistence of my absence was a bit disconcerting ...toward the end. For I was convinced that a recording would emerge as the "by default" choice to rise to the lofty perch of episode 500 of this project I've dubbed It's All My Fault. At least mostly convinced... mostly. And obviously that took a while. Seriously. A while... At least a helluva lot longer than I would have guessed....

Chop suey again? Is this really the new routine? Um... maybe? I mean it has been a while . Not that you care. We're both aware that you have innumerable better things you could be doing with your life instead of listening to me butcher the english language while losing my train of thought in a conversation I'm having only with myself. Repeatedly. Don't you? Of course you do. Which has me curious W...

Hello universe. Happy day-after-Bastille-day. I hope this finds you well. In fact I hope this finds you exuberant about the upside of manifesting into the human experience. Because if you're not already in that space, I cannot see this recording moving you into that space. I feel like I should let you know that before we get too far into things and I start sleeping with your sister. Ya know? TensH...

I'm still so spent from my birthday fortnight, not to mention the 6-pack that just ended yesterday... wow what a life I'm having. Anyhow, given how blown away living in the moment has been, I hope you can forgive me for not being composed enough to attach something useful here. What else is new? Amirite? As always, you have much better things to be doing with your life than listening to me. So get...

This one felt a lot like the lull before the episode 500 storm. Just call me Edmonton - not quite up to the challenge but more than willing to make it look closer than it really was. Or... or call me Florida. No wait. Never call me Florida. Ever. Please. I beg of you. Edmonton sure. But Florida? Never. TensHUnsRye.ziNg Episode 19 of 53

Blah blah blah. Enough already about the comic book universe am I write Wolvie? Okay. Yeah you are. But at the same time. A little framing to help make that stupidity sensible wouldn't be the worst thing you've done lately so... let's just say if that's what you're up to here, we might just have to give it a listen. Or not. I mean not, as always, NOT remains the better option. TenHUnsRye.ziNg Epis...

Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Emily! Tis the day ye came to life herea all those years back in history! If I wered to take this one more verse I'd for surely say. That this day is one I hope meets all your dreams in every way. Happy Birthday Little Sis! TensHUnsRye.ziNg Episode 17 of 53

Alright alright right on. I agree. After all the time I took away from corporate american life, I owe you the story of what roped me back in. So, here you go. TensHUnsRye.ziNg Episode 16 of 53

Being out of weed, officially, makes the recent gaps in my recording output more understandable. I hope. Plus I've been out getting to know my neighbors and enjoying the hell out of the process. Even so... that doesn't keep me from taking the stupid people to task in this one... over and over again. As I'm known to do, I bring a solution to the table that might help remove some of that fog of stup...

I admit, in a life lived as stress free as the one I'm currently layin' down, I often have the self-realization just how damn lucky I am. Especially as an American. Who is totally broke. And currently jobless. And yet... when it comes to saving the soul of humanity... well there, at least, I'm making progress. However finding a job would still be sweet. SUPERSWEET even. Wait. Whoa whoa waitup. Nah...

At times I find myself wandering without purpose on these recordings. I'm certain you agree. Unexpectedly, this one felt rather on point. For the most part. Having not listened to it I feel rather "out-on-a-limby" here, but toot my own horn I will... if only to suffer the consequences later. If that's the game we're playing, I'm in. Where do I sign? TensHUnsRye.ziNg Episode 13 of 53

If you and I were just sittin' around chit-chattin' about not much and the direction of our dialogue detoured into considerations like what are some of the least respectful ways you can imagine closing out a recording... well I think the top of my list might land squarely where the end of this recording finds itself. I really wish I'd have been paying attention in real time on this point of sharin...

You say hiatus, I say who ate this? Whichever trip through time you're currently flowing within, I beg you to maintain course. Full steam ahead, as it were. Forward march. Myopia preferred. Because any diversion into this realm, the absurd cartoon universe that I reside within - well, you'll be disappointed. Yep. Dis.sed. You've been warned. At least now you have. I think at least. If warning you...