It's All My Fault

They say it's your birthday. Duh-nununu-nuna! It's my birthday too yeah! Or ... 4 score plus half of another score years ago, planet Earth v867-5309 made room for this knucklehead to record nonsense nobody should be listening to. Or. Or... too many family holiday obligations in June makes Johnny a dull boy. Or. Or. Ore. Ida. Duh. Nununu. Nuna. It's my birthday too yeah! KudBno.1nose Episode 19 of...

So...I just smacked a mosquito against the wall and now there's a blood splat remnant of a bug there, one for whom I now have made the decision that they shall no longer exist. Why am I telling you this? I have no idea. A lot like all the stuff you'll hear me say in this one. Why??? I have no idea, KudBno.1nose Episode 18 of 53

Can I apologize enough for the abomination that this one became??? No. I can not. ... Your turn. Or something . KudBno.1nose Episode 17 of 53

Hello Universe. I love you all... you know that. Living my values. It was with this initiative that my day unfolded yesterday... ... and it worked out well. I got back in touch with my little sister in a meaningful way which is more than I accomplish on most days. So thank you for that oh Universe my Universe. A win in mid-June is always a huge bonus for a great year. Let's continue the good vibe...

Episode 333. Yeah. You know me. Manifesting with thee. Helping all to see. Only together shall we. Meet our potentiality. As a galactic species. Help me count out a one, two, three. To properly recognize humanity! Yeah. KudBno.1nose Episode 15 of 53

Oh Vegas, you sassy Lassy. I do miss some of our times together. I also miss the dollars I left with you after you taught me a thing or two about limits in life. So it goes. Right Kurt? If I had to transfer all the money I could get my hands on over to your ridiculously filled coffers via disastrous double downs and felted points never realized just to obtain the piece of information Sin City grac...

Imagining the worst possible life one might endure seems a few lanes over from truly loving oneself. So, why do we appear to have a fascination with the worst of the worst? Is that a part of the human experience by choice or by design? Well, don't be thinkin' any lofty thoughts about any answers to questions like those being contained in this here initiative... nope, not even a little bit. This is...

Again. Basics. Self-Study. Now, proceeding. When life sends you torrent after monsoon after downpour after thunderstorm, well... the obligatory rainbow can be what carries one though the biblical deluge. Just thinking outloud here. NOT trying to get biblical, even with a little b. A bit like Phoebe and her very unladylike moment early in the recording. Oh my... where did this blurb end up? Somewhe...

I'm late to my second open night mic as I type this so I'm only going to say You shouldn't listen to anything I have to say. Ever. Unless I'm at an open mic for comedy. Then you should not only listen, but laugh your ass off to save me from my own humiliation. Until our paths cross in real life, I'll be frantically rushing nowhere but up. KudBno.1nose Episode 11 of 53

My late night reality rhythm of "do I really have the energy to create listenable content right now???" was lollygagging about my dopey existence looking for answers to life's bigger questions when I eventually thought - probably. I probably do. But should I shower first or is that too risky??? Spoiler alert. No showering will you endure here. None at all. However endure one of life's carnal clust...

As necessary, I will snuggle in and spoon the corporate media monster for some of their radiant heat. One such effort -that I must feel above all others since I'm now making it for the 3rd time - is to ensure the sample clip recording queued up on Spotify properly introduces my intention (or complete lack therein) regarding all of this recorded nonsense is current. Since it requires the use of an...

Don't assume that final statement is made in a confident moment of self-realization followed by a lightning bolt of emphasis. Oh no... no no no. It was more of a bucket filled with tears of solitude and final resignation underneath that line. Add in a dash of "out-of-nowhere" disappointment... and, I think... I think that I can call that the snappiest, most succinct yet still comprehensive descrip...

Overthinking the moment again am I. But we are who we are. Amirite? If you happen to use 53 years of preparation on your way to realizing any of your dreams, well ... I certainly will be happy you too joined the "realizing my dreams" club. It's a pretty, pretty, pretty... pretty sweet place 2B. Amirite? KudBno.1nose Episode 7 of 53.

"My cup runneth over." That, my lost soul partaking in this nonsense for reasons I do not think are legitimate... THAT has always been a four word phrase I could live without. That said, when your cup actually do runneth over??? For realz??? Well... what else is there to say??? My cup runneth over for realz! There. I said it. KudBno.1nose Episode 6 of 53

Boy oh boy do I make it rain in this one. And you'd think I'd have been less leaky considering the subject matter but wtf is up with me lately? If I were collecting evidence against myself that I'm long overdue for the monkey house, this recording might be my "after the final commercial break reveal" if I were and episode of Law & Order. Confabulation tendencies? Who... me? No not me. I have t...

It's now been 59.5 hours since I last got any sleep. Does it affect my effort herein? Oh my yes, very much so. I can't stop the train wreck I've started here so sit back, relax and see if it all turns purple as expected shall I. It's time to pop some corn and pour me some of that delicious apple sauce... if you would... please ... kitty I guess... at this point ? KudBno.1nose Episode 4 of 53

Third time's a charm? Nah. I just had the right note written down at the right time. Amirite? ... maybe If anything, the inspiration for any intellectual insight belong to Dani and Emily. Good to know as us dumb are getting dumber, some of the smart are getting smarter. ... some of them ... KudBno.1nose Episode 3 of 53

I just realized the hubris inherent in my nomenclature. Episode 0320 eh ? Did I think I'd be seeing upwards of 9,999 of these? Did I think there was a version of planet earth deserving of such a catastrophe? Such hubris eh? KudBno.1nose Episode 2 of 53

Back to it eh ? At least in the contrived world of production expectation modeled across the USA. In every place one looks. How much longer can we all play our roles before the role we're being asked to play is too much charade to withstand any more? How much longer can we persist in this spiral of outcomes we're all mass denying are inevitable? Well fortunately I tackle none of that here. Frankly...

Finishing up the 53rd episode of iKudB.Rite was a bit of a chore, but I only have myself to blame. Why do I do these things to myself? I never get around to answering that question so I guess persist in my misery will I... ... now will you? iKudB.Rite Episode 53 of 53

Paging one human meat suit to the main gaming area for various NPC duties. no stipend included sweet sandia soda in the watermelon variety should be chillin' in the kitchen listed activities may involve a torrent or two so dress appropriately. And no Roxy... that would not be your pirate costume, that you wore to Shea Stadium for that late late late night Mets game a while back ...when I accidenta...

There have been recordings that as I complete them, I'm thinking "That'll do pig, That'll do." I don't relisten. I post asap. I . v v a beverage or some yogurt maybe a glass of chocolate milk? Then there are the oh-so-common "I wonder what I just' talked about" recordings. ,take a dab or 7... for which I'm known. And of course "I can't believe I'm posting this" recordings are strewn about all over...

Here we are at the 50th installment of iKudB.Rite. Obviously this is a sentimental moment for me so the tears should come as no surprise. But that may not be true of everything in this one... Hell even I'm a bit surprised by what goes on in this one. iKudB.Rite Episode 50 of 53

It's under an hour. So at least it has that going for it... even if barely. But if you're going to admit to 9 weird beliefs you hold that you think you're right about, well it takes a lot of lot of: lead time and weed primed. Fortunately, I had plenty of both. ... iKudB.Rite Episode 49 of 53

This one took three days to bring fully into form and that was for no reason whatsoever. So that's neither a statement on quality nor on length. But since it's longer than most movies these days, this is a statement on length. 89 minutes ffs!! What did I even talk about for that long??!? And now gratuitously adding extranonsensecontent here??!? How little self-awareness can I demonstrate? Or could...