It's All My Fault

Learning lessons never gets old. I get old. And then realize I still have that basic lesson I'm going through right now... still have this to learn??!? Seriously??? I'm not really sure I knew there was subject matter here to review... but then when am I ever the one who has their $#!+ together??? never ever Did I even get to the end of this paragraph without forgetting what I'm even doing here? Wh...

Goodbye Phoebe. I miss you so much. Best dog ever. KudBno.1nose Episode 43 of 53

This recording, which contains Phoebe's final cameo , happens to be: the 42nd episode in this, the 7th series of It's All My Fault... making it the 360th episode overall... which lets me know the universe is with me on the hardest decision I've made in a long time. It's good to know you've still got my back universe! Good to know... KudBno.1nose Episode 42 of 53

Trying, unsuccessfully, to reduce the world mosquito population by one during this recording isn't the worst thing that happens. So think about that. Think harder. Now should you listen to this even a little bit? ??? KudBno.1nose Episode 41 of 53

Well this is a first. I actually carried through on my plan to A/B test my cannabis concentrates and their overall impact on my recording output. What I forgot to do was upload it... so, F on final-follow-through. But the test is still valid even if I missed the bus getting to work a day late and all... work. Ha! As if!!! ... KudBno.1nose Episode 40 of 53

The before and after picture is underway. For no reason other than it's, ahem, reload day. So mostly regular opportunity meets lollygagging participant to see if they can read out their lines as preordained by... What exactly... ?? How about that hexagonal storm on Saturn? I guess. Sure. Because WtF! is up with that glitch exactly? ... ??? In this recording expect nothing written here in my ad hoc...

For reasons both dumb and dumber I have very little time to get something done. So there's not much here other than describing the ways liars are using your better judgement against you to filter out their lies. Oh and it's Phoebe's 12th birthday so... Happy Birthday Big Girl!!! KudBno.1nose Episode 38 of 53

Barely lucid in this one but clearly famished as I chow through the numerous ways we're susceptible to being duped. Care to nosh with me? If you said yes then you're crazier than I thought! KudBno.1nose Episode 37 of 53

Having gotten my third recording into the podosphere today is quite the accomplishment. So taking a bow am I. Not that I'm caught up in the amazing nature of my ability to speak on and on and on and on and on... or anything. But it's my first threepeat. Not quite a threesome... But what is? Amirite? KudBno.1nose. Could be indeed. But probably somebody knows... KudBno.1nose Episode 36 of 53

I wish I could have finished this one without succumbing to the emotional well of untapped resources I currently fall into whenever I consider the situation as it really is. Ssssssoooooo many people incapable of self love. Time to hit the bong. Well, as expected, that nut stays uncracked here, so no reason to download looking for answers... nope. Some other stuff got into this one of course, but m...

There are a good ten minutes of cathartic "dog emotional release" in the middle of this one so, again, I really think you should find something better to do with your life than eavesdropping on my wandering mental states. Not including the 3 CIA agents I speak with directly, at the end of my ravings. I know you guys (gals?) have to listen... or at least you think you do... or whatevz it iz you thi...

It took me exactly 3 days to fall behind schedule here in August so look for a double dip today so that corrects itself immediately. Do you know what isn't going to correct itself immediately? Turning today's younger male generation into gladiators. It seems that most of them are just straight up pussies at the moment. Of course this isn't their fault It's All My Fault as I've stated some 351 time...

As 350th episodes go, I'd say this is my favorite. Having only created one of these, admittedly, that isn't as bold of a statement as initially implied. Even so, this one is filled with mental mercury of all kinds. I wander from: thinking I'm a god among men to admitting I can't understand even the simplest of concepts to crying over truths currently being injected into the simulation because some...

Hey Universe... I was thinking maybe here in the first moments of August we should just let bygones be bygones and see this collapsing spacetime mapdot moment as our chance to welcome the good developments individually that a positive outlook collectively generates. Sound good? WateWut? No no no, I am listening. Really??? No. You do not sound like you are kidding. 2bh. Not even a little bit. I'm n...

It's getting late so I'm going to keep this description short, free of any bulletedformatting... even though I feel like I ran on in this one and that type of formatting might be a useful countermeasure. Hell I start a list to keep track of things right off the bat in this recording... a first for me I believe - but don't hold me to that.list now. I even suggest helping people firm up their reason...

Don't expect nice John to show up for this one. No way man. Too hot for that. But at least I get back to why the alien stuff in congress is not to be trusted. Unless you've got an alien on ice in the cellar. In that case, I'm completely taking back everything I said in this one. But let's face it... if you did have an alien on ice... KudBno.1nose Episode 39 of 53

For once (as you may find out but probably shouldn't) I ended this one with direct intention. With that information, I redirect you to the title. QED KudBno.1nose Episode 28 of 53

Not getting my open mic night performances recorded properly is sooooo lame on my part that I guess I can see why people bring elaborate set-ups to ensure satisfying results. I mean no f'n way... ... ....will you catch me going to that extreme... even if I realize nothing but lousy outcomes. Instead, you will catch me trying to recreate last night's effort (poorly I might add) if you are silly eno...

This one is probably too focused on porn but like a comedy open mic night, porn had to be referenced sooner or later or we're just faking it over here . I mean if an open mic night were somehow personified and could talk to another open mic night in a similar state of existence, like two porcupines might. in an Over the Hedge comic strip, their topic of conversation could play out along these line...

This one ended up a two-parter because I thought I needed to be a bit more critical regarding actions in my past than I was in my initial recording. I'm not sure I accomplished what I intended to in doing so, even with the tacked on opening I'm likely still too easy on myself. But when have I ever accomplished what I intended to with one of these recordings anyhow??? Same old same old I guess. Whi...

I really, really don't want to tell you how to live your life. So please know anything in this one that sounds that way was unintended. Since I haven't relistened to this one yet, I really don't know if this apology is appropriate... but it sure feels like it. Regardless, I'm sure I've overlooked an apology along the lines many a time before so if this one is gratuitous.... well... is it really? I...

And just like that I'm back to tell you what to do with your lives. Well, that may not be completely accurate.... since really all I'm saying is don't listen to this podcast. What you do with the rest of your life is really none of my business. So just carry on with that part and I'll go play some golf. Or maybe tennis. Or maybeeee I'll go look for work. Maybe. Or...??? KudBno.1nose Episode 23 of...

Here we are at the 339th episode. And look at that: it's 3:39am Seriously? I would never have thunk it. Since we're here, I shouldn't be that surprised that this recording is primarily an apology for bumbling my way through the last recording including a full meltdown to finish it all off. The fact that I bumble my way through this one as I attempt to rectify previous missteps... well it could be...

All I can say is this one ends with me pounding sand in a sand box I create for myself. Ugh. Conundrums wrapped in riddles glazed in paradoxes laid upon stark truths can do that to a guy. To a 21st century white american male? Well yeah. Even to that guy. I mean this guy. Ah hell. Once again I sit here having no idea what any of it means. Or do I? KudBno.1nose Episode 21 of 53

As it turns out, I took the first week of my 54th year off from any recording activities. Given the mental maneuvering the month of June demanded... I'm okay with that. Especially given the enormous amount of head stuff in my junk drawer I still haven't gotten too. Yeah. Junk drawer thoughts... what you've always felt were missing from your otherwise perfect life. KudBno.1nose Episode 20 of 53