It's All My Fault

Is this the worst recording yet? I do know it contains the least listenable 5 minutes I've published thus far. Anyone who makes it through this entire recording should: get a patch ... to sew onto their sash. It's that much work. But you already knew this so why am I wasting your time? octopical Episode 16 of 53

It's been a terrific day. All around. Not one complaint. I mean seriously... Just one of those Tuesdays that's so nonchalant, so easily strolled through that it's more like a Thursday. Of course, it's only 4:49 pm as I'm typing this... ... so ... ... tonight's comedy open mic at the Tavern on 26th might change everything. But as of now, what a Tuesday we're having! octopical Episode 15 of 53

Leaving my decision to chance does not work out well for me here. Pun intended. But life is about more than just open mic comedy nights... ffs. Although exactly what that is I'm not sure of atm... but just give me a sec... octopical Episode 14 of 53

This is one of those episodes... where I remembered to talk about most of what I got on to talk about - I brought a list ffs - but I forgot the whole 13.13 on the 13th with the 13th episode timing I had to resist last Friday... the 13th. Bad luck I guess. But oh well, that sequence of forgetfulness wasn't that interesting anyhow so why I'm bringing all that up now I cannot say. Say other things, s...

The only thing that goes right in this one is the concurrent workout routine I manage to complete while recording. I know. Seriously. Go figure... skating ... or engage in some other activity that brings joy to yourself. Guaranteed. After all, listening to this recording is one big bicep curl waiting to cramp up. And nobody needs that to deal with. Just me. octopical Episode 12 of 53

The recording quality in this one is down thanks to my phone placing itself into AMR format without me noticing it. Boo Samsung and its overprotective ways. That said, our corporate overlords at Samsung made the lone-voiced recording in my bedroom still listenable - even if barely. And by barely I mean any of you audio nerds can just take a pass here. I do not want/need to know what improvement po...

In this recording you will be subjected to 2 or maybe 3 post-correction add-ons (I really can't remember) and at least one preamble. If I needed that much "after thought" just to feel okay posting this recording - could it really be worth your time to dig in? If I don't want to review what's in here ... why on Earth 867.5309 should you? You shouldn't. Good answer. Glad to see progress being made s...

I may not know how to contrive an opening - at least not how to do so successfully. But concluding on a contrived moment of realization? Um... I believe that might be the entire point of what my simulation is testing... When is it, in a conversation I'm having with myself and only myself - in this diatribe of irrelevancy when do I reflex and pull a George Costanza? Decide now's as good a time as a...

It is fair to claim: that this dysfunctional society is exactly what we deserve. It is also fair to claim that this society, dysfunctional though it may be... is really nobody's fault. We have let it become what it is collectively - all of us. We're all at fault here. Realizing this is who/what we've become: it's time to address our contributions to the current situation while discussing wtf we're...

So... ... what do you know ... finally ... it has happened. After all this time. It is now, today, that I offer something of value in one of these recordings. Unfortunately ... that value has a potential audience of only one... and that one be whom? Well - that one be me myself and moi. Duh. Double duh. Double down duh. So how can anyone else get anything out of this interaction? Hmm...? That is a...

It's sometimes difficult to remember that I'm so so so so sosososo much the same as you. Even you dudes. I mean... I get that there can be difficulties for me, a male, when relating to females given the lives they signed up for compared to my male meat suit roles and responsibilities... But even the rest of you guys out there... sometimes I wonder ... about the rest of you ...?? Don't you? optopic...

There's so much wrong in society today, September 27th in the year we're calling 2023. This day. Right now. A day, that I imagine you, in whatever future time you're currently existing are thinking... HA! You ain't seen nothing yet! Yeah... you're probably right. Probably... optopical Episode 5 of 53

This recording is so out of place (and yes that's very much hard to do for me) that I recorded a preamble to help any potential listener interpret the 41+ minutes that follow. I talk about my cat exclusively for at least 10 minutes and that isn't even the part where I cry uncontrollably... SERIOUSLY. That part comes later when I get frustrated about the society I was shown as a kid... versus the o...

Third time is definitely not a charm. Mostly because there's way too much ex-girlfriend talk in this one. I don't know what overcame me to go this way but I've done did it so... I honestly might be losing my mind in real time here. At a minimumn my dignity. As if ... ... amirite ... ? octopical Episode 3 of 53

Hmm. Okay. This one is a tale of two parts mashed together to make a single disjointed recording that may cause motion sickness if not properly hypnotized by a back-alley magician with the humanity to ensure no animals are used in their performances. In fact that should be a prerequisite to board this ride. Feel like seeing a magic trick? If so go to YouTube and watch one. If not... well abracadab...

At some point opening another installment in this case the eighth season of It's All My Fault - octopical a nonsense diatribe about this life's disconnects... well it becomes a pattern of disconnect itself. Let's be honest. We are all lucky that a corporate sponsor stepped in "last-minute" to give us an invigorating blast of corp-speak that got us through this recording... This one. Right here. No...

Finishing up KudBno.1nose has been more challenging than I'd expected. After the last recording where I listed 52 things I'm pretty sure some.1nose something about... well I didn't think a list detailing 53 conundrums of the unknown kind was necessary. Particularly since this whole KudBno.1nose run of recordings started by trying to solve the mystery that is the (w)ussification (sp?) of men arrivi...

Hello Universe! I'll tell you what: I feel well rested after my 9 day break from recording this drivel. But that's not what I'm here to talk about. My life kicking ass like it currently is doesn't mean your life can't do a bit of its own ass kicking... Hell yeah! This being the 52nd episode of season 7, KudBno.1nose - well I thought I better get around to talking about the stuff nobody knows W.t....

This episode may not be all that a 369 tribute should be. But just the fact that I've persisted on this project enough to get the chance to bungle the 369th edition... well there's something to be learned here. For me at least. For you, not so much. I mean maybe, it could happen... but don't count on it. In fact don't count on anything other than 3 is a magic number. Giggity. KudBno.1nose Episode...

Rather than getting lost in thought about the clones who are glitching (yes, Mitch McConnell I'm looking at you) I get lost in thought about love and relationships. Especially those of mine that failed to launch. Both of them. KudBno.1nose Episode 50 of 53

What's up U/universe? Well "that that" apparently. But having not re-listened to this recording I can't even say if there's a there behind whatever that that is making reference to... so ... ... yeah. Language is so silly sometimes. Well at all times really... unlike punctuation ... which is never silly. Just consistent. :) There's a lot to be said for consistency. But there's a hell of a lot more...

What's that universe? It's time for a new Spotify ad already??? Yeah whatever... wait... You're being serious? What can I do? I keep telling people in every recording I post live that they should not listen to this because doing anything active with their lives is a better choice. ,But... more and more of them won't do what they're told. Humans. So predictable. Amirite? Well am I? KudBno.1nose Epi...

I have a feeling this is the worst recording out of the 365 I've released thus far. Ha! I didn't even realize that was the episode number I was on until right now. That makes it even more disappointing. Or, really... I'm more of a leap year kind'a guy anyhow so... The next one better not be the sunburn blister that this one is. KudBno.1nose Episode 47 of 53

Yeah... messianic chatter is my forte so ending it like I did has to make me wonder wtf I got up to in this here recording. I'm sure it's not worth your time but I likely should re-listen to this one pronto so as to prepare for the attacks that come when thinking through humanity's messiah complex. Or ... or I could just take a long overdue shower... ... ... ... Yeah let's do that. But let's do it...

Phoebe's passing has left a void in my life, both emotionally and practically. Admittedly, the emotional side of it has been overwhelming today, but it started with the physical changes manifesting in this forced new reality. Like all of life no ? Ok... yes. I thought it was yes all along. KudBno.1nose Episode 45 of 53