It's All My Fault

I had to cover a few things that got "omg'd" when my dead cat suddenly resurfaced. Once again it turns out that telling when one's feline is forever no more is about the most challenging thing to do on this planet. No wonder the Arcturians left pussy cats here as a galactic prank. They love to annoy humanoid life forms in the most creative ways. octopical Episode 41 of 53

What can you say about those little pussy cats other than they have the most dead-on cliche ever conceived... what with their nine lives and all that. If you ever want to make me feel like a beyond-the-fringe-lunatic , this is the recording to play back to me while I'm plugged into the clockwork orange headset. It will work. I guarantee it. I'd even bet one of my pussy cat Frankie's lives on it. E...

When you tally this one up... you'll have to include: my mistaking Hegel for Foucault failing to come up with Cynthia Irwin's name in real time while simultaneouly completely forgetting to mention Virginia Steen-McIntyre my 3am tantrum of a completely pointless nature and the overwhelming likelihood that the moon is artificial. These are all addressed here... in one go. No @&#%! Which means th...

Tis the season for forgiveness and even moreso... for micro-dosing. And eventually for MaCrO-dOsiNg... but let's not get ahead of ourselves. I definitely get on with a bit of the micro for this one so I'm sure that means I'm going to need some of the afore mentioned forgiveness... oy vey! Channukah amirite? Seriously - did I get the spelling even remotely close??? That's not an easy one to just pu...

As useless descriptive blurbs go... this effort I'm putting forth right here might take the cake in overall uselessness. In fact, that cliche: "take the cake" is so far from anything this recording has to say that I'm just going to stand on my mound of mediocrity and hope the judges can appreciate my lack of any listener enhancements whatsoever. Scoreboard. And. Scene. octopical Episode 37 of 53

Oh Spotify how I fawn for thee... ... If fawning can be expanded to include crafting a new "Spotify. Specific or... Spotific???" lengthed recording (5 minutes or less - HA - as if!!!!) that somehow encapsulates my distracted mission of recording insignificance and all intentions that preceded it... and therefore all intentions now forthcoming herein, both as and as not expected. Well here you go.....

Gettin stitchy with it? Yeah u.gneau.mi... and the excessive boredom that comes with not wanting to be in on the holiday crazy train that is Thanksgiving weekend with 2 inches of snow on the ground. Given that's my game the entire rest of the year... if I am going to act CRAZY at this time of year, I have to elevate, rise to a whole new commitment regarding the concept of KrAZy. ... a Kommitable K...

Obviously the title implies there will be an obligation of note that comes to a grand total less than $3.50. Otherwise it'd be equal to, or even greater than, the obligation already established by Parker and Stone in regards to the Loch Ness Monster - of precisely $3.50. Of that we are forever indebted to the genius pair - thanks boys. And of much, much, much more we will remain indebted to the gr...

Hey it's Thanksgiving again... so yeah - definitely a vegetarian's favorite holiday. It seems like this holiday more than any other is set up to make people combative. Call me crazy but I'm guessing about 50% of you agree with me while the other 50% want to kick my ass into some semblance of family camaraderie. Booyah! Happy Thankgiving all! PS - if you are reading this and have yet to download an...

How long did you think it would take me to drill down the available conspiracy theories I've concocted to explain away my current-cross-life energy suckages ? Turns out 10-17 days was the answer here so the smart money landed there - in the 10-17 day futures bet. Well hold on now... the smart money landed on "next day/last week" since that's the real story of what happened here... ... but why reha...

Continue the clearing of my name? Sure. What else have I got to do? Ain't like I've got a job or something that's calling my name. Nope. No say about my professional career can be had here. Nope. octopical Episode 31 of 53

Receiving no support from my previous employer regarding my legitimate workplace grievances leaves me no place but right here, in the public square, to hash out what really happened. While this entire situation was unforeseeable and... truly unfortunate for everyone... myself included... involved - well that doesn't mean I'm not going to stand up for myself and explain what really went down. That...

Me??? Cautious??? I'm sorry but do you have any idea with whom you are speaking? This episode is my 400th public recording. To say I saw any of what is contained within this here recording's 34+ minutes coming when I started this whole project 23 months ago - um no. No sir. No siree. Nope. Negative. Not. 1. Bit. But we are where we are... ...and I'm so so so sooooo happy to review it all in great...

I hate to say I'm caught in a rut (especially this specific moronic loop) but I keep having to revisit materials from the previous recording in an attempt to "not be misunderstood". Why I wandered into this rut of "never going to change behavior" - that I have no idea. There must be something back there in deez prior taping sessions that needs some fixin' about which I'm forgettin'! I hope I trip...

Paying respectful yet honest tribute to my current supervisor is kind of a thing I'm starting to do I guess one looking in might say... After all, one never knows when one's working situation might abruptly change for the better/worse - at least if you're one known as me. Since my affinity for direct supervision levels out somewhere near "no thank you I won't be needing any of that" and "the card...

I probably should do the responsible thing here and just delete this effort. For the greater good or something like that. But then when has anyone accused me of being responsible? Ever? Right. So upload now in progress. octopical Episode 26 of 53

There is so much life transpiring between this recording's pause button engagements that I hesitate to even address my inattentive nature since it readily exposes itself herein. Not that you would have noticed per se... but one can always hope for anonymity until realizing that option no longer exists. Until one bellies up to the bar of free personality tests available online can one even declare...

The roller coaster of emotional connections is a ride I don't like taking very often... but when absolutely necessary, even I'm willing to get into the queue. Whether or not you should join me on this ride is a question that only you can answer. My sources say "WtF are you thinking?" and... "Are you nuts?" However, your sources may be saying something different. Like "Are you f'n nuts?" ???? Which...

I admit it took me a while today to find my buoyancy. But find it I did. And believe it or not (and you "should not" even though in this case it's true) it was my cat that lifted my balloon today! I know! Goes to show. One never knows from where the inspiration for a better day might emerge. It might just come from your pussy cat. octopical Episode 23 of 53

On the run. No time for this right now. Ergo, how about: you do you as you're prone to do and... we'll hope for the best! octopical Episode 22 of 53

What was I thinking when I ended that last one like I did? Something like: "I wonder how abrasive I can be right here at the finish line" or "let's leave 'em thinkin' hostile thoughts 'bout me" or "I'm the king of the world!!!" or something,,, else... even more stupider. At least I caught myself in real time so I could make up for it right here and now. Whether or not I actually succeeded in that...

In this recording: I mostly find myself trying to work through some of what I've figured out over the last 10 days. In doing so this one is chock full of column AAAY but even more chock filled with column BEEE. So... what does that mean for you? Duality is Alive and Kickin'!` As is the phrase chock full. And probably some other stuff but that's still TBD . octopical Episode 20 of 53

Been sitting on this one, unintentionally, for a few days. So my bad there. As for the actual recording - well my bad there too. In fact, I'm sort of feeling like this is all my fault. octopical Episode 19 of 53

I just don't know what to do about the mediocrity of life we're enduring right now... I have ideas mind you - I hate to show up to these things without something productive to share... but productive at this point feels like anything that isn't going to set us further back. Ya'nowuteyemeen? octopical Episode 18 of 53

Let's see... talk about weed too much? check talk about what women think? check talk about cat pee? check talk about my favorite 21st century phrase that can't be said aloud nor typed here because it's that offputting? check talk about my fears as an American? check talk about other stuff? probably... octopical Episode 17 of 53