It's All My Fault

Despite the title, and ironically (coincidentally??) for the first time ever... I really think this might be worth your time to listen through. Maybe... I haven't done that yet myself, so realize I'm talking out my ass here a bit, but I feel like I said some stuff in this one that I might need to re-hear another time or two personally... So, based solely on that intuition being strong, I say: "sur...

What's that cliche about only getting one chance to make a first impression? Ha!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... yeah. Ok. While I try not to speak with my mouth full of Pluots, June's laboratoryengineeredmostlytastelessbutstilllookslikerealfruit food of the month, I offer you this podcast recording to digest poorly instead. It's my 161st attempt at making a not-that-alarming-but-still-don't-stick-your-f...

Well well well... It's All My Fault v4, aptly named: DoUhave.aPoint? is finally here! The nonexistent anticipatory crowds should now pretend to claim how fulfilling this v4 reboot feels compared to last month's v3 reimagining. Given that a sequential-time-linear-progression exists from 3 to 4, I guess I could fill this space with a combination of compelling words that, given reactions to v4 thus f...

Completing a project, late I might add, is never something I enjoy. However, this time I understand I need to move on. Closing this down feels unforced so it's more natural to me than prior efforts. So... that's why it took over 90 minutes to get this one completed??? Is that why? Seriously. At most this should've been 45 minutes so... WtF bro? Get on with it already... do you even have a point? A...

Come share the best moments pulled from the past 51 recording sessions, including any positive reveals that emerged as I listened to all of late4werk.agin one more time through. If mishaps and whoopsie-daisies are more your thing, the next episode's invoice tallying all the damage I inflicted throughout the process (regretably) might be worth a listen. For all other interested parties, let's serve...

That's not my mom. That's Lilly! My anti-heroine-guardian-stalker-angel-delusional-schizophrenic-homeless-trespassing friend is back! Our conversation is unedited, splattering back and forth in ways you have never heard in spoken form before. Ever. Previously in your life. Ever. However, Lilly wanted to be the first guest appearance on my podcast, recognition she certainly deserves, so here we go....

This recording is all over the place and doesn't exactly finish strongly, as the title subtly indicates. Unfortunately my circuitous approach left too many loose ends needing to be tied up simultaneously.. If that's not deterring you, well then look forward to being disappointed at my inability to remember WtF I was talking about. Self-imposed tangential distractions - aplenty. A. Plenty. ... aka...

Watermelon splatter, physical pain and unwinnable mind games will be provided free of charge in this one. How else does one celebrate another day in paradise? Amirite Universe??!?!? late4werk.agin Episode 49 of 53

This delusional schizophrenic that you talk to yourself about when you record these dialogues where you're the only one in the audience listening to yourself... well, are you sure you know what you are talking about? No? Does she talk here in this recording? No? Do I? No...are you certain??? Good. At least we know that much. Amirite? late4werk.agin Episode 48 of 53

Feels like I'm late or behind on everything lately. Everything that is except for work. Here we are, in the month of May, and I haven't been late to work once. Seriously. While I can't explain it all... I still try to, for a bit, in this recording. Sort of. At least at one point I do. For sure. 4sherrrrr... ...sort of. late4werk.agin Episode 47 of 53

More work history meandering... wandering... puddle-splashing throughout this one. Note that I'm aware this topic is of interest to me only... yet flog this deceased pony will I. Apparently agin and agin. It's like a resume written in finger paint that gets discussed in depth by stoned muppets who keep forgetting what they're talking about. Tempted yet??? late4werk.agin Episode 46 of 53

Believe it or not, I get a little off-track in this one; maintaining topical continuity while doing so, of course, but off-track nonetheless. It's not a complete trainwreck, but it's a purple one. I do tell my Halloween "work" story from childhood... so there's that little bit of closing the loop. I know I know... I really thought so. In the episode you will hear that this was not my intention in...

Since I've gotten to this point... 33.333% of the way to my 450th episode, I thought it a fitting time for a self-imposed geography test. When feeling exceptional what else does one do? Self-imposed spelling bee? How would you even do that? late4werk.agin Episode 44 of 53

Spring feels like it's finally here and since that means "time to clean", join me as I clear out some bookshelf clutter while simultaneously celebrating the milestone nobody saw coming. That... and really nothing else... can be had in this recording if you're are interested. And if you are... I must ask again NSA... why? Even you have something better than this to be doing ...don't you? You're pro...

Are you ready for the ultimate in contrively themed episodes? At least it's heartfelt. late4werk.agin Episode 42 of 53

We don't need another hero... we don't need to know the way ... holdupyousay??? No, I missed the text I guess ...did not get the update. Oh really? We're still paying this hero bill? Even after the last one? Alrighty then... How about a glass of ice watter over there in the son if I have to listen to you fawn over some person you've never met... again...? I'm a little dry-mouthed at the moment fro...

There are times when I should take a break for my own good. For instance, earlier this week. Then there are the times when I get back from break and think "do I already need to go to lunch"? Um. ... Duh. late4werk.agin Episode 40 of 53

The number "39" is forever-linked to the counting out of the lashes given to Jesus by Pilate in that one JC Superstar scene... THIRTY-NINE!!! Well... if you believe in Jesus that is. Me? The Bible guy or the Broadway guy? Ha. Just messing with ya... I know they're both fictional. late4werk.agin Episode 39 of 53

Trying to recover from a one day suspension turned into a weekend of productivity. Was that enough of a reset to get this trainwreck back on track? Kinda??? I guess... Yeah... not really. late4werk.agin Episode 38 of 53

It's time. Time I figured out that entitlements, self-importance, ego, 24/7 all about the J-man, me, myself, eye, I & even Irene do not belong on the same schedule. Never. Ever. 4ever. Not at work. Not in life. And just to clarify, exactly what time are we talking here...was that specified? I don't want to be late. Late? For work? Who you? Were you clocked in or did you have a mispunch? late4w...

Canada. Europe. Africa. Russia. England. ENGLAND. England. If I've overlooked regions of the world that likely think I'm a d-bag after this one ...well add them to the list. This american has something exceptional I should be getting along with anyhow...now where did I put my exceptional gun bullets ... joking... joking. I don't own a gun. But bullets? I doubt I own any of those either but this is...

Serving the greater good is a lot like serving in tennis. You have to practice repeatedly to hone your mental focus. So yeah... I guess it's just like any part of life that matters. Focus. Practice. Repeat. Achieve. Smile. Repeat. Share with others. Repeat. late4werk.agin Episode 35 of 53

There is a difference between waking up and still not out of bed. At 11:51am, this was much more in doubt in my recent past than it is now, today, the 14th of April in 2022. Because these moments can be short lived amirite? late4werk.agin Episode 34 of 53

In true 3:33 fashion, I bring the brush of clarity with me this time trying to clean up a bit of the messy parts I left littered about last time you saw me here. Thanks for having your ticket stub ready... oh wait. Nevermind . Whoosh ...amirite? late4werk.agin Episode 33 of 53

Creating more lists?!?? Are you joking??? Who gave me a pen and paper? What recklessness has been sown here? Other than a nice use of "sown" of course. But that goes without saying ...ah whatevs... late4werk.agin Episode 32 of 53