It's All My Fault

Putting the final episode of season 4 "in the can" sure does feel groovy. As you're aware, it was a grind to get to groovy - no doubt about that. I think when It's All My Fault finally rests its case... after some future (as of now totally unknown) season of break myself down dancing; at that future date, the opposing counsel will, at the very least, have to concede that somewhere in these 40+ hou...

Hello universe. It may be the time of year for making lists. It may even be the time of the year for checking them twice. But whenever, at any time of year, am I checking things off my list like I do during this recording? Seriously... anybody? This may very well be the most productive episode I've ever recorded. ...coule be. At least on paper.... .... DoUhave.aPoint? Episode 52 of 53

Out in the back of the house, where the dryer is keeping the porch warm... well ...I saw a mouse. And, well, full disclosure, I saw the same mouse a grand total of 3 separate times. So familiar did I feel we were becoming that I was cycling between Stuart, Mighty and Mickey for the little guy when... Frankie overruled with StiffNow Stuart NotVery Mighty and/or Murdered Mickey. So... ... yeah... I...

I actually did it again. Wait... I did??? What did I do "again" this time? Will someone please tell me??? I think I've forgotten what I done broughten more than I thoughten. Even if I don't remember, atm, or even athism. it must be something that apparently I considered blurb-worthy not but three minutes earlier than about nowish... hmmm . Mewonderswhatitcouldbe? Does the absent-minded-nonsense-fi...

Am I just churning these suckers out or what? You'd think I was gettin' paid. Or that I was Stephen King . Or that I was gettin' paid like Stephen King... Have you ever thought about what it'd be like to be gettin' paid like Stephen King? Of course you have. WE all have thought about what it'd be like to be cashin' checks like Mr. K, am I right? AMIRITE!?!!!?!??!?!?!? Ephen you Stephen... ephen yo...

Being a stupid American is something I'm really better at than I like to admit at cocktail parties. Those cocktail parties that I'm madly attending in my hallucinated futures. You know what else I'm good at besides that and hallucinating futures? Being a stupid middle class white American. It's like I was born to do it. Literally. LITERALLY. LITERALLY! DoUhave.aPoint? Episode 48 of 53

Morning wake and bake on a Monday? Well yeah... Especially when my Monday is in fact Friday and my Friday is your basic ol' 4th of July holiday in December... so ... Booyah! Says this guy who only works 4 days this week. Wait. I only work 3 days a week... Wate wut? DoUhave.aPoint? Episode 47 0f 53

I woke up sober... but by the end of this one, not so much. Oh well, I gotta get to work anyhow so ...late. (something else ... ... ) It's All My Fault e0205 ... ...no ... Oh yeah. I touch on duality. Literally touch it. Bring substance to it... ? HA! hahahhaha! Yeah right. DoUhave.aPoint? Episode 45 of 53

I feel a bit of brevity might be appropriate here, particularly when I'm off chasing waterfalls. Wate wut? DoUhave.aPoint? Episode 45 of 53

I said I'd get back to the whole Black Friday stuff with a p. BF addendum. And I definitely follow through on that ...so good on me. Then I sidewind into territory even I don't know where I came from/think I was going... so yeah. What ensues is some column A and a whole lot of column B. Of particular interest to the smokier among us... I do reveal my insider's secret for passing MJ tests. Which, f...

I bring home this 3-peet in rare earth fashion when I admit to things my mother would kick me out of Thanksgiving over. Whenever you get around to laying out your "top 64 (out of 200 total) HEADLINES that if read tomorrow, you'd not be all that shattered by (or something like that)" and finally reveal those shocking top 11...yeah ... and we'll see how many close Mahomies you still be Maclaiming. M...

Hot off the presses! Is that phrase still in use? I do not know...but I doubt it... whatevs. That's a phrase that I know is still in use. Speaking of "in use" - I was using the trite " 200 headlines that wouldn't gobsmack me as much as you might think they would " trope to make it through the ritualistic nature and self-imposed expectations within the reality that is my own 200th episode when... w...

Looking for some universal truth this holiday season? Me too. I offer episode 200 of my diatribe series: It's All My Fault as another brick in the wall of pursuit. So here are the first 63 of my top 200 "headlines that would no longer slap me upside my head if I woke up to them tomorrow..." Yep. I have no point here. Truly. I've become completely irrelevant. I'm officially pointless. DoUhave.aPoin...

The numberphile in me gets a little geeky here. But with 199 of these "in the can" a little geeky should I expect to have gotten given all I done broughten. I guess. How goes your geek? Getting its fill lately? DoUhave.aPoint? Episode 40 of 53

I think I talk about duplicitous behavior in this one... yeah that's the tick... I mean that sounds about right. There is phobia chatter and shark movie fanfare to wade through... but mostly just nonsense. As it is above so it goes downwardly into the toilet below... No? Know? Neaux? Oh... n(oh)! DoUhave.aPoint? Episode 39 of 53

This one's a 'legit' sample of duplicitous-nature-in-action. If I'm being generous. There may be a wagon-full of my better (?) "natures" revealing themselves (!) in this one. It certainly feels that way 10 +/- minutes after hitting stop. So there is that ...without the expected apostrophe. Given all the other gratuitous punctuation you'd think... but nope. I'm as surprised as you frankly... Wate w...

Well, my sense of time is askew, what else is new? Why yes... I did, in fact, enjoy Sooby-Doo. They're hazel or green, I think, but definitely not blue. I often use glue, not just for a shoe. Of course, of course... no more time to waste, I promise I'm through. Now how 'bout you? DoUhave.aPoint? Episode 37 of 53

I'm still very much in 'took-too-much-time-off' form here... so again, my suggestion is you take a pass on listening to this one. If you are particularly interested in how unlistenable I can become... then by all means dive right in. Under any other set of circumstances... pass.

As it turns out, this one was recorded in an 'I didn't know I was in a pre-flu fugue state of mind' - seriously. In fact, so much so, that if I were you I'd take a pass. Did I mention the disruptive phone handling issue that ruins some of the audio? Did I mention....?? Pass. DoUhave.aPoint? Episode 35 of 53

So forgetful can I be. Not that I forgot about recording over the past 2 months or anything like that. No, the hiatus, (ahem) again, had nothing to do with absent mindedness. Actually strike that. My fingers were moving before my brain was engaging again... again. Why must I always digress? No comment. Back to what I was talking about before I forget. You see I realize now that I forgot to talk ab...

Au revoir mon Google Pixel Deux. (xoxo France!) I guess this means I can officially stop hating on you... my now departed Google Pee.v2 ... no more boos4u... ...so there's that. Unofficially however... Oh what am I saying??!?? I'm not a hateful being by nature and I will not let Google change that about me. Let me say that again. I will do my very best (in the face of all the challenges, known and...

Firstly, and unfortunately foremost(ly)?, my runny nose/sniffling in this recording is terrible. It is TERRIBLE. You've been warned and should heed said warning if that will annoy you. It's persistent. I apologize ahead of time for creating the issue. Secondly, and more to the point: purpose This, for me, has always been elusive. Throughout the majority of my life. In fact, I've spent the past 26...

For the past week my initiative has been misguided, counterproductive even. Leading me to yet another wtf epiphany: I'm a less independent/more reactive thinker than I am willing to admit... My brain needs another round of unwashing. Seems to be my own never ending story. Wide assortment of personal growth opportunities available for immediate delivery! Not later. Right now! Start the new you befo...

It would appear that I was mistaken about all of it. Every bit of it. I had none of it right. Soooooo so so so like me to end up here, like this. Exceptional American seeks opportunities to be exceptional. Available immediately. As if. Oh and Lilly has a word at some point. Whenever I actually shut up enough to let her speak. DoUhave.aPoint? Episode 30 of 53

It's time I came out of the closet, officially, as a(n) (ab)user of 'bout and 'cuz. I don't even know what this self-revealing impulse is all about because I feel no actual shame here. I do know that this is just the way I was built. A a conversationalist here, on Earth v.867-5309. So yeah. That's what I gag on in this recording... inside this "born-this-way" monster I've stitched together. You da...