It's All My Fault

I don't know whether to feel a golden showering upon while bathing in the warm flowing waters of the favorite or to be concerned that the squeaky wheel over in the 720 has to be dealt with again. Either way, my stress... well what stress exactly are we talkin' bout? iKudB.Rong Episode 25 of 53

Like that PitA little brother we all know and love... even if we don't actually have one... well like eveybody's imaginary little $&@% of a brother, I crash in on my big bro like I own the joint. And since in this case my big bro is the CIA and the joint is Central Intelligence Agency HQ - I probably should have been crashing a different joint altogether... Nobody acts more irresponsibly with...

I'm not even sure I agree with the statement that ends this recording... but whatcha gonna do? After all, plenty of people have said that they don't want their privacy taken away... so that's inherently unfair and misleading - at a minimum. And trust me, whatever my context was, it won't make it a whole lot better as a wrap-up moment... But then again, I keep telling you not to listen so this litt...

After going off about having to protect other peoples' daughters, I finally get around to playing some mind games with black widow spiders. Especially the juvenile alien looking one. That one may have the upper hand now, but I'll figure him out yet... you'll see. iKudB.Rong Episode 22 of 53

Well boys and girls, it's time to shut this down and ask your parents to play it so you can listen in from the other room. Because this one is all about illegal drugs. So... ... don't listen. (shhhh, stay quiet) I know I tell you that all the time. But this time. Don't listen. Except if eavesdropping from the other room. Then... ... in that case, get your popcorn ready! iKudB.Rong Episode 21 of 53

Somehow it takes me over seventeen minutes to finally discuss the point I claim to have initiated the recording intending to investigate. But don't worry, it deteriorates from there because I'm forced to end it rather abruptly with me laughing at a joke I tell myself that is the dumbest joke I've made outloud, in the english language, in at least ten years. I even say so in real time. No spoiler i...

There might be some gratuitous mushroom ingestion in this one. If not (and there might n0t be...), there's definitely talk of it. Lots of talky-talky about fungi-funguy... Is the elipsis, closed parantheses, comma string run of punctuation an example of unnecessarily redundant punctuating? No?? Why n0t? Seriously. Why? iKudB.Rong Episode 19 of 53

I use the word "snatch" in this one... and no, not as in "to grab". No my mom would not be proud. Hell I'm not proud. However, no edit tool do I use so... ... ... so a little Roscoe-C-Hill-JrHS-Boys'-Locker-Roomie does this one get? Well what do you think? Actually don't think. Just pick all of the above and hope for the best. [fingers totally crossed for ya!] iKudB.Rong Episode 18 of 53

The subpar seven are on full display here as I get a little metric-y in my analysis. No, no no no no, no. Nothing as sensible as converting to the metric system. No, no no no no no. I mean I talk about the 7 states who still haven't shown up in my download metrics. Duh. iKudB.Rong Episode 17 of 53

I get around to pointing out that I may have a point, but immediateIy propose that I could be wrong about that. So same old, same old. Just the newest version. Version 2.0 . Like that Garbage album. The red one. v2.0. Amirite?!??! iKudB.Rong Episode 16 of 53

Admittedly, it takes a while for this one to get going but don't blame that on the grass not being green enough. The above mentioned grass is totally different grass. The grass that matters is totally green. Totally. iKudB.Rong Episode 15 of 53

Cryptic much? Who me? This here guy? Neaux ma'am. I'mma strate shuuter at all timexz. I sewewarz. Signed: Kong, Donkey iKudB.Rong Episode 14 of 53

I get a little weirder in this one than usual. Blame a Patrick Mahomes proximity bomb going off in my bedroom area... After all, that's sure to rattle any Broncos fan out there. Or in here. That's how AWE some that dude is. So AWE 2 me. iKudB.Rong Episode 13 of 43

It wasn't intended to be a pre-work bitch session, but like many good pre-work bitch sessions, the unplanned ones are the only ones worth attending. iKudB.Rong Episode 12 of 53

Working hard this holiday season? Me too. Or I should say now I am. I mean... I did just have 4 days off and I wasn't really working hard then... But now? Oh boy. Yes ma'am. Yes'm! iKudB.Rong Episode 11 of 53

You know those nagging feelings you get about an intellectual discipline or paradigm model or natural science theory that.... maybe the whole f'n thing is wrong... ??? Do you know??? Because if you do not know, in this one, I will try to get you back to feeling like, in fact, you do know; Ya'no? iKudB.Rong Episode 10 of 53

Ever felt your mind actively slipping away? Here in this v.867-5309 Earth reality spacetime? No??? Really? Or is it possible for me to have an existential crisis on your behalf? No? Yes? Maybe? Really? I think this episode is me making such an attempt. Or at least my attempt to do so while completely "blitzed out of my brainz" baked. You did tell me your name was Tyler D did you not? Of course you...

Well... "I would say the greatest thing about being in this stupid human suit is thinking. Arriving at conclusions. Solving problems. Coming up with solutions to situations that aren't quite maximized, optimized or harmonized with the environment in which they exist. Finding the discordant and making it sing. You can do that in your thoughts. Your thoughts are magical." In fact I do say just that....

Folded what? Folded my hand of life? So melodramatic am I when I don't feel well - pathetically true. And yet another entry on that list of reasons why I might have nobody show up to my funeral... OMG!!! Enough with the melodrama already!!! Amirite? OMGeeez... of course Iamrite! iKudB.Rong Episode 7 of 53

Having (temporarily?) overcome my cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome I'm, shall we say, flushed out and as vigorous as a crisp December morning. Fear not being let down for on this dream run, patience rulez!!! iKudB.Rong Episode 6 of 53

Feeling a bit off my game today - boo! So what does that mean for you? What it always does... duh! You should find something fulfilling from within yourself to do with your time. Stop listening to me and my drone-on-drivel. Duh! iKudB.Rong Episode 5 of 53

Today is episode 216 (otherwise known as a duh-non-prime - which then is otherwise known as Sheila.tG) of my originally-forecast-as-a-one-year-long-project-of-audio-recorded-self-documentation: It's All My Fault. Now 4 episodes into season 5, I finally get around to admitting iKudB.Rong. Which... I could be. But not about everything. At least not today. At least I don't think so. At the very least...

The nonsense factor in this one is less overt, I think. So it's (likely) got that going for it. I also switched to organic plant matter for my color commentator Dave to use here (instead of his usual concentrates) and I really think the impact is noticeable. Not good, but noticeable... oh hold ON ,.. Tyler Durden is texting me ... s o I gotta cut the gig. iKudB.Rong Episode 3 of 53

Is it just me??? or does everyone, at times, feel as if the mythical blood of legends and yore is flowing directly through them? Like they're a literal Phoenix about to rise from the ashes...?? Anyone? Just me making this delivery? Ok, as suspected... maybe I need more lumber... to successfully apprentice as a carpenter. After all, we can't all be good Christians - specifically those "sponges of k...

Launching a new series here: iKudB.Rong (episode 1) ... which let's be honest we've known since day 1. I believe I even own up to said sentiment herein. In fact I know I do. Or am I even wrong about that... ??? iKudB.Rong Episode 1 of 53