Ian Hates Movies

Ian and Kelly are back with their final installment of the holiday movie series for 2016. This time, it's a different choice for them. A movie maybe you'd never expect, The Family Man starring Nicolas Cage and Tea Leoni! See, Ian kind of has emotions (Kelly has absolutely zero though!). Just listen and you'll see what I'm talking about. Back to "regular" movies after this one! Does Ian Hate The Fa...

No intro today, just read one of the greatest monologues in cinema history that takes place in the 1984 "family" movie Gremlins! "The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the offic...

Wait...that's not Santa! It's...KRAMPUS!!!!!! Kelly is definitely on the naughty list and Ian's on the nice list (of course), but since he was in the vicinity of her, Krampus has sucked them both into hell! Oh no! Well, at least they can still do the show! Listen in as Ian and Kelly tackle the Christmas horror/comedy Krampus (2015)! The release year is added because there are a ton of straight-to-...

Reindeer Games (2000)...really? Well...tis the season right? Listen in to hear Ian and Kelly talk the rather HATED "Christmas" heist movie Reindeer Games starring Ben Affleck, Charlize Theron, and Gary Sinise. What happened? That's what Ian and Kelly will try to explain while asking even more questions like: Why did they do that? Wouldn't he be safe if he just did this? And so forth, and so on......

Ian is so excited to talk about one of his favorite movies ever, Heathers! Unfortunately, Kelly is not... Why doesn't Kelly like the amazing movie Heathers? Did she even watch it? Did she understand it? I can tell you that by the end of the episode, NONE of these questions will be answered! You'll just have to listen to understand what that means...so just do it! Does Ian Hate Heathers... All soun...

It's Thanksgiving time, so Ian and Kelly thought it'd be a perfect time to do a family movie. Strange right? What, we mix it up! Calm down! Plus, it's a superhero movie too. Welcome to Sky High (2005)! Listen as Ian and Kelly go through this coming of age movie set in a high school full of super heroes floating high in the sky. Title making sense now???? Anyway, Kelly also starts tangents on super...

Ever type a movie title in amazon and rent it without remembering that there was an attempted reboot with the same title... ... And that, my friends, is why Ian and Kelly are now doing the new Ghostbusters (2016) on Ian Hates Movies...so much excitement out there, I can tell! Did they make it out of the movie without covering their ears...hopefully you didn't see the movie and didn't get that "jok...

Ian and Kelly are back...and this time it's for a new movie! A movie in theaters! Crazy! I know right? Well, let's get right to it. If you haven't noticed or guessed already, the new Ian Hates Movies is on Marvel's Doctor Strange! Was the newest stepping stone in Marvel's infinity stone arc to get to Infinity War a good one? Listen and find out! Does Ian Hate Doctor Strange... Don't forget to subs...

It's finally time for Ian Hates Movies to tackle Ian's favorite movie of all time! You already know it's Donnie Darko! Listen in as Ian and Kelly take you through the twists and turns of a movie most people don't come close to understanding. Want to know the deal? They'll take you through all the theories and talk about this perfect movie! Does Ian Hate Donnie Darko...Nope. P.S. - Kelly is going t...

What's your favorite scary podcast... Ian is extremely excited for this volume of Ian Hates Movies! It's the second most excited he could possibly be because Scream (1996) is his second favorite movie of all time! This could easily have been a 10 hour show, but I'm sorry to say that Ian and Kelly cut it way down so you can digest everything and who knows, maybe they'll do a Part 2 when they do Scr...

Really, there are too many hack jokes that go along with the title 'I Know What You Did Last Summer' that there's no point to rehash them here. All you need to know (get it...) is that Kelly is back and this week it's a two-for-one with 'I Know What You Did Last Summer' and "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer'. In 1997 and 1998, these two films won longest title awards...they certainly weren't...

Ian welcomes special guest Mandy to the show to discuss the Dean Koontz film adaptation of Odd Thomas! Never you guys fear though, Kelly should be back next week! Odd Thomas continues the September and October theme of horror/mystery/thrillers as Odd helps ghosts with unfinished business and dodges Bodachs! What are Bodachs? Listen to the show of course! Ok, enough giving stuff away here. Tangents...

Welcome to Wes Craven presents Ian Hates Movies 2000! On this volume, Ian and Kelly will be talking, not just Dracula, but Dracula 2000! Why the 2000 at the end of the title? Well it makes the movie sound cooler right?...And it was made in the year 2000 so... Let's leave the trashing for the show, shall we? Haha. This movie has everything! There's a vampire...and....a Virgin megastore....and...jus...

We've only just begun... If you didn't get that, you certainly will when you listen to this volume of Ian Hates Movies! Ian and Kelly kill this one...literally! Finally, it's a good Stephen King adaptation! And, fun fact, it's the second Stephen King adaptation starring John Cusack and Sam Jackson Ian and Kelly have discussed. We won't talk about the one again...but you can figure it out by going...

The clock says 3:15 AM so that means something bad is about to happen...that's why it's time for another Ian Hates Movies! It's the horror movie time of year, so Ian and Kelly wanted to start with something that was pretty damn funny...and sexy...hahaha, The Amityville Horror remake from 2005! Now, you all know how Ian feels about remakes and reboots, but do you know how he feels about ghosts and...

Another show 19 years in the making as Ian and Kelly talk The Devil's Advocate on Ian Hates Movies! This is a downright classic and how can it not be with Keanu Reeves, Al Pacino, and Charlize Theron? Ian and Kelly know you've already seen this movie, so now's your chance to listen! Why give everything away here? "It’s the goof of all time. Look, but don’t touch. Touch, but don’t taste. Taste, don...

Ian has nothing to say about this movie except that it is 'Basic' in every sense of the word. He told me I could write something witty, but there's not really anything to say about this terrible movie, haha. Just listen to this record setting episode of Ian Hates Movies! What record did it set? It's the shortest episode of the show ever! Hahaha. WARNING: It is not recommended to play any drinking...

Ian and Kelly are back and Kelly is in the good ol' US of A for a new week and a new type of movie! This time, it's Bill Paxton's directorial debut, Frailty (2001...or 2002...no one knows...)! You're going to be surprised by the reaction of Ian and Kelly. This one is a shocker! Listen as Ian and Kelly take you through a reality in Texas where Bill Paxton wields an axe named 'Otis' to destroy demon...

You read that right! Nothing great out there in theaters right now and Face Off (1997) was made for Ian Hates Movies! You're thinking more, why haven't Ian and Kelly done this sooner! Well, with so many great, new movies coming out...hahaha, couldn't get through that sentence! It's just time, let's leave it at that. Ian and Kelly tackle this classic movie starring Ian Hates Movie alumni Nicolas Ca...

Ian and Kelly are back and changing things up a bit. This time, after all the summer blockbusters, Ian and Kelly decided to go with a movie no where near as well known. That movie is Circle (2015). Ian and Kelly don't want to give anything away here, but sufficed to say, it's definitely different than anything they've talked about in the past! Get ready for some philosophical conversations! HELL Y...

You knew Ian and Kelly would be talking Suicide Squad. Since the first teaser trailer was shown, they were on it. Even after everyone found out it was going to be rated PG-13, they were still there. You know the "controversies", the "boycotts", the editing of Joker, and all the rest. Now, listen to Ian and Kelly talk every part of Suicide Squad and let you know the full story. No agendas, just tal...

The summer movie series continues on Ian Hates Movies and not only that, it continues with our 90s nostalgia expert Tristan! For this volume, it's The Sandlot Trilogy! What a way to close things out! I know what you're thinking...there were three? Oh yes, but Ian and Tristan will be focusing on The Sandlot (the best) and only slightly mentioning all the rest. Don't just recapture your childhood wi...

Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! FLYING V!!!!! That could only mean one thing...Hello all and welcome to the Ian Hates Movies summer movie series! What's that dumb, cliche saying...when the Kelly is away the boys will play...that's just dumb, forget that, haha. You know it's going to be good though when Ian invites 90's nostalgia expert blogger Tristan, to join Ian Hates Movies to talk The Mighty Ducks...

Mandy is back to join Ian during Kelly's absence to talk the classic satire Starship Troopers! Didn’t know it was a satire, well this is the show for you then! How does Wild Things tie into it…listen to Ian Hates Movies to find out!

You read that right. Ian and Kelly did NOT watch and review the Jennifer Lopez Sci-Fi thriller from 2000 (where Inception ripped off their idea from)...It's actually JUST Cell, the 2016 adaptation of Stephen King's novel of the same name. It stars Samuel L Jackson and John Cusack, but you'd never know how good they are by watching this "movie". That's all Ian and Kelly will give you on this one, b...