Ian Hates Movies

No intro music. No outro music. Let’s get to it. Sharing The Stage returns this time with an official name and the beginning of a semi-regular release schedule, kicking off with Episode 3. Your hosts Ian Scene and Kohl Ashby of Classic Jack are joined by a special guest from Feverlust and The Persistent Divide , Skaught Parry . With multiple viewpoints represented, the conversation dives into seve...

And we’re back (just like we said we’d be). It’s time for Part 2 of The Untitled Show , featuring Ian Scene of Ian’s Untitled Scene Show and Kohl Ashby of Classic Jack . Notice that they aren’t experts (except in scene music…). In this follow-up episode, Ian and Kohl continue their unedited, open conversation about the major topics from Part 1: including Charlie Kirk , Iryna’s Law , and deeper dis...

Welcome to a new podcast. The Untitled Show (for now). You may be thinking: “Another one?” But in a time when honest, open discussion is rare, you can never have too many. This show is about real talk. No filters. No pandering. Hosts: Kohl — musician, artist, frontman of the genre-blending metalcore band Classic Jack Ian — 15+ years in radio and podcasting. Mostly music, books, films, longform int...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! It’s a special double-episode of Ian Hates Movies where Nick and Ian talk about the end (probably not) of the Halloween franchise, Halloween Ends AND the new reimagining of the Hellraiser series, Hellraiser (on Hulu). Why limit yourself to talking about one bad movie when you can do it some more on the same episode!?!?! HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Click the links below for your favorite way...

    Nick and Ian return to talk about more nails in the coffin that is Netflix! This time, it’s the Jamie Foxx vehicle, ‘Day Shift’! Let’s just say there are a lot of “sighs” throughout the show. Nick actually does it so much, sometimes the mic doesn’t pick them up! Hahaha. Just listen in. You’ll have fun. Click the links below for your favorite way to listen: Spotify 🤘 iTunes 🤘 Stitch...

Nick and Ian return to talk about another Stephen King adaptation, ‘Firestarter.’ Not only that, they compare the book and the original movie to this horrendous remake, haha. But, let’s not give everything away here, go take a listen to this fun show! Click the links below for your favorite way to listen: Spotify 🤘 iTunes 🤘 Stitcher 🤘 Links By the way, this is a COMEDY SHOW, whether you think s...

It’s been a while, but on this episode, Ian is joined by Chay Parker (his interwebs buddy) to discuss a movie they both enjoy, Train To Busan! Listen in as the guys discuss talking about films on social media, zombie movies, and a complete dissection of Train To Busan. See, I didn’t go for the zombie puns there at all! Click the links below for your favorite way to listen: Spotify 🤘 iTunes 🤘 Sti...

It’s another chance to hear Ian rant about one of his all-time favorite movies! Can Nick derail his love? Find out in this brand new episode of Ian Hates Movies! Click the links below for your favorite way to listen: Spotify 🤘 iTunes 🤘 Stitcher 🤘 Links By the way, this is a COMEDY SHOW, whether you think so or not, so calm TF down, hahaha.

This was inevitable. It's Ian's favorite horror movie franchise, but does it stand up to the others? There's no reason to spoil anything here because all the spoilers are in the episode! So why don't you take a listen, and I'll be right back… Click the links below for your favorite way to listen: Spotify 🤘 iTunes 🤘 Stitcher 🤘 Links By the way, this is a COMEDY SHOW, whether you think so or not,...

That’s the last time you’ll hear us say “Resurrections,” since this movie is absolute REGURGITATION. Is it the worst movie Nick and Ian have watched in 2021? You’ll have to listen to find out! Click the links below for your favorite way to listen: Spotify 🤘 iTunes 🤘 Stitcher 🤘 Links By the way, this is a COMEDY SHOW, whether you think so or not, so calm TF down, hahaha.

You wanted more Halloween/Horror movie talk, and now you got it! Ian and Nick dive into the recent Fear Street Trilogy but don’t worry, it’s not a six-hour show going scene by scene, haha. Instead, the guys just talk about all three movies and have a lot of fun doing it. Oh, also, Ian is sick, so this is probably the most imperfect Ian Hates Movies episode, but they’re just having fun anyway. List...

WE BROKE THE STREAK! THIS MOVIE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ZACK SNYDER OR DC! Ian and Nick go back in time to one of Ian’s favorite horror movies, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors! Why does Ian like a third sequel so much and does Nick agree? Listen and find out. Have some fun with this blast from the past (not the movie, the phrase)… Just have some fun and take a listen. It’s free and we d...

Ok, so the streak continues. Even THIS movie has Zack Snyder attached to it! Ian and Nick talk about the new The Suicide Squad movie by James Gunn. Is it a sequel, remake, reboot…who knows? We apologize for the length of this show. It’s almost as long as the actual movie, but you won’t get an apology from Gunn for that, so… I guarantee you, you won’t hear these takes on other shows. Just have some...

It looks like Ian Hates Movies is now dedicated to comic book movies and anything associated with Zack Snyder… FINALLY, though, we get the Black Widow movie no one asked for until people told us we should be asking for it, nay, DEMANDING IT AND IT’S FINALLY HERE! Does it live up to the hype generated by the constant delays, articles about how terribly Black Widow was portrayed in the other Marvel...

It’s a first for Ian Hates Movies as Ian and Nick do a LIVE commentary track for the new Zack Snyder joint, Army of the Dead! This is off the cuff and covers the entire movie, with instructions of when to start the movie on Netflix and everything. Let us know if you like this format, and we might do it more in the future. Remember, since it’s a commentary track, there are spots where there’s no ta...

Zack Snyder’s Justice League is a terrible movie and you should never watch it. We did so you don't have to, so just listen to the show below. Trust me, we did it for your own good. Think this is a shitty description? I do not care, I won’t spend any more time on this garbage movie, hahaha. Listen below to the only fun you’ll ever squeeze from the garbage water that is Justice League… Spotify 🤘 i...

The reboot that no one was calling for is finally here! After about a year and a half hiatus, Ian Hates Movies has returned! The only movie that could wake its much-needed slumber was, of course, Wonder Woman 1984! Listen as Ian and special guest host Nick, dissect everything wrong in this tired DC sequel. Enough talk here, this is a long show, hahaha. If you don’t want to listen on the site, list...

Time to talk some Marvel! Jackson returns to Ian Hates Movies to talk about his favorite movie, Captain Marvel! I know, I couldn’t believe it either. Anyway, Ian and Jackson talk Captain Marvel, Endgame, and a whole lot more on this new episode, so check it out! Also, this is really a hangout show. Ian and Jackson are relaxing on a Friday night, drinking beers, and decided to talk Marvel so apolog...

Time to talk about the biggest movie this week, Bohemian Rhapsody, on this new episode of Ian Hates Movies! Ian and Kelly are at it again, but is it possible they’re on opposite sides this time… Was Bohemian Rhapsody a biopic of Freddie Mercury or Queen? Was Queen’s timeline correct? Did they really use CGI for the Live Aid footage? All these questions and so much more answered on the new episode...

Kelly is in Italy, so Ian went out and found the next best thing…ex-co-host of Ian Hates Music, Jackson! Listen in as the guys talk the new Halloween on a brand new Ian Hates Movies! Was the new Halloween worth it? Did it live up to the hype? Why all the questions? This Halloween was 40 years in the making, so of course the Ian Hates Movies on it needed time to come out as well. The best things in...

Well, Ian and Kelly did the other Purge movies, so I guess they have to do this one too…in this episode of Ian Hates Movies, Ian and Kelly talk The First Purge… That intro doesn’t sound exciting, does it? Well, that’s because The First Purge is a lazy cash grab for the corporate fat cats over at Blumhouse. But, you’ll get a lot of entertainment in this episode by listening to Ian and Kelly rip it...

It’s Bleach time on Ian Hates Movies! Ian’s been waiting for some reason, any reason, to talk Bleach on Ian Hates Movies since he’s a huge fan of the anime and now there’s a reason! The new live-action Bleach is on Netflix! Listen in as veteran Ian schools amateur Kelly on everything there is to know about Bleach! And, listen to Ian butcher Japanese names! Hoorah! More exclamation points!!!!!!! Do...

It’s Scott Pilgrim vs. the World time! FIGHT! See? They said they weren’t going away again. Ian and Kelly are back with a brand new episode of Ian Hates Movies! Ian is a bit sick and there are some technical difficulties on Kelly’s end, but it’s ok, you’re still going to have a lot of fun as Ian and Kelly talk Scott Pilgrim vs. the World! It’s time for a classic, cult movie that Ian has wanted to...

WHAT THE WHAT?!?!?! Ian and Kelly are back with a brand new episode of Ian Hates Movies! I’m guessing you never thought you’d see that again, but it’s fucking true! That’s right, raw, and unedited! Ian and Kelly are trying a different format and also trying to get that chemistry back…did it work? You’ll have to listen to find out. After much arguing and screaming, they decided to make their triump...

Todd and the Book of Pure Evil...do you even know what we're talking about? If you don't, you're missing out! Todd and the Book of Pure Evil was a Canadian TV show that lasted two seasons and years ago through a crowdfunding campaign, they made an animated movie that just came out...  There's a lot to go over here and a lot of new equipment and a new editor! Lots of variables changing, so let...