Ian Hates Movies

Ian and Kelly are back to be fangirls of Marvel! That's right! DC sucks and it's time to talk about good comic book movies! In this episode, Ian and Kelly talk Spider-Man: Homecoming and Thor: Ragnarok, PLUS, this is the first time Kelly is in charge of editing! How did she do...     Let's reiterate first though...It's Marvel time! For this episode, that means you get a double featu...

Another first for Ian Hates Movies! It's time to transcend movies and music with special guest, author, Jason Pellegrini!   Jason Pellegrini is the award-winning author of The Replacement, Booth, and his new novella, The Cool Kids. This is a long-form conversation that covers Jason's background, TV (Buffy!), movies, and movie adaptations of books! Plus, even more. This is a lot of fun, s...

It took a while (hey, the Blu-ray isn't even out yet), but this is Part 2 of Ian Hates Movies talking IT! Though, it's not just that! It's also another combo with Ian Hates Music! That's right, the only man to ever do both shows, the great Grey Sorenson of Charlatan joins Ian Hates Movies once again!  Unlike Part 1 with Kelly, Ian and Grey will not only talk about the new IT movie and the 90s' TV...

This is not only Part 1 of the new IT movie in 2017 (Part 2 coming in 2019), it's also Part 1 for Ian Hates Movies talking Stephen King's IT! In this episode, Ian and Kelly talk about IT and the miniseries from the 90's!     If you haven't seen IT yet, I'd be surprised. It killed (like that?) box office expectations and murdered (get it?) a bunch of box office records. Ian and Kelly dive deep into...

Netflix has gone and made one of Ian's favorite animes into an English movie...perfect time for Kelly to return to Ian Hates Movies right???   There's a lot of "hate" going around for this reboot/remake/whatever you want to call it. Was this the right platform for Death Note? Is it the same story? Why does it take place in Seattle? is this Twilight for Death Gods? Some of these questions and more...

It seems like forever since the last Ian Hates Movies, but never fear, this is going to be a special one. For the first time ever, a past Ian Hates Music guest crosses over to Ian Hates Movies! That's right, Grey Sorenson, the lead vocalist of Charlatan joins Ian to talk everything The Dark Tower and Ian Hates Movies and Music tangents of course! WARNING! The Dark Tower book series is Ian's favori...

Today's movie on Ian Hates Movies is the cult classic from 2006, She's The Man, starring the comedy genius Amanda Bynes!  Why are Ian and Kelly talking She's The Man? Did you hear the Get Out episode? Kelly lost the hilarious bet! So listen in as Ian and Kelly talk cross dressing, soccer, and wax poetic about high school...  Does Ian Hate She's The Man... Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies!...

Ian and Kelly never got to see the "horror"/mystery/thriller Get Out when it was in theaters, so since it just came out on DVD, the guys jumped at the chance to take a look on this week's episode of Ian Hates Movies! Have you seen the Rotten Tomatoes score? Did Get Out live up to the hype, or is just another Blumhouse cash grab? Listen in to Ian and Kelly and see what they think. Does Ian Hate Get...

Why are Ian and Kelly talking Warcraft on Ian Hates Movies? Did you forget about the major motion picture that came out last year? Of course you did, you and everyone else in America. But, if from overseas, it's probably your favorite movie apparently! Keep in mind, this is Warcraft: The Movie, not Warcraft: The Game, so please don't expect Ian and Kelly to know anything about the game! But, that...

It's horror movie time as Ian and Kelly talk Don't Breathe on this episode of Ian Hates Movies! Did Ian and Kelly survive this modern home invasion horror movie with a twist? What would they have done? Did the movie go too far? Too shocking? Don't know why these questions are being asked? Listen to the episode! Does Ian Hate Don't Breathe... Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rat...

This is the movie you've been waiting for! The first of the summer blockbusters! That's right, this episode of Ian Hates Movies covers Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2! Listen in as Ian and Kelly talk everything Guardians of the Galaxy. Where does it rank in the list of great Marvel movies? Does it surpass the original? All these questions and more in this episode of Ian Hates Movies! Does...

You read that correctly. It was bound to happen...Ian and Kelly are talking the romantic drama The Lake House on this episode of Ian Hates Movies... It stars Sandra Bullock, Keanu Reeves, and a magic mailbox! Out of the three of them, which do you think does the better acting job? Bu dum ch! Why talk about it here when you can listen right now? Does Ian Hate The Lake House... Don't forget to suppo...

Things are finally getting a little back to normal for Ian and Kelly, so it's time to get back to Ian Hates Movies! And, Ian's looking to make you really "hate" him because this episode is all about Forrest Gump... Forrest Gump is definitely a "Kelly" pick, so hopefully, you enjoy that, haha. It may sound out there, but Ian is NOT a fan of Forrest Gump, but instead of getting mad, don't be a "Jenn...

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! PLEASE DO NOT SEE THE BELKO EXPERIMENT. Ian and Kelly are not using reverse psychology on you and they've never done this before, but they don't want you to waste your time and money on The Belko Experiment. Don't be rubes like James Gunn and Blumhouse want you to be! Leave it to Ian and Kelly to see the terrible movies and you get to liste...

Ian and Kelly broke their theater streak but still got a good movie in this week. On this episode of Ian Hates Movies, they talk the next installment of the J.J. Abrams' Cloverfield universe, 10 Cloverfield Lane! This psychological thriller/alien invasion movie 10 Cloverfield Lane stars John Goodman and one of the loves of Ian's life, Mary Elizabeth Winstead! Let's get to 10 Cloverfield Lane alrea...

Three weeks in a row Ian and Kelly have gone to the theaters to see movies. That's gotta be a record! In this week's episode of Ian Hates Movies, Ian and Kelly talk the new FOX/Marvel superhero movie Logan starring Mr. Wolverine, Hugh Jackman! Is this the best superhero movie so far? Is it the saddest? The most realistic maybe? Tune in to see what Ian and Kelly have to say about the newest chapter...

Keanu Reeves is back in John Wick: Chapter 2! You wanted Ian and Kelly back too...So they're back! Get to your sommelier and choose something suitable for this episode of Ian Hates Movies as Ian and Kelly take you through one of the best action movies in recent memory! No use jaw yappin here, just listen in! Does Ian Hate John Wick: Chapter 2... P.S. - Kelly is off jet-setting, makin that money! S...

Welcome everyone to your make-up Valentine's Day! That's right, it's time for Fifty Shades Darker time... Ian is suffering from some unknown illness, could it be allergies...or the movie itself...it's a mystery! Not really... This may actually be the shortest Ian Hates Movies of all time, so even if you have no desire to see Fifty Shades Darker or talk about it, never you worry! Neither do Ian or...

This brings everything full circle with Fifty Shades of Grey. Grey, was one of the first written reviews that Ian Hates ever did. But, this episode certainly isn't a rehash of old material! The original plan for the Ian Hates Movies Valentine's Day Special, was to talk Fifty Shades Darker. But, the massive snow storm in the northeast ruined those plans...much like many a Valentine's Day plan! Am I...

Wow, Ian and Kelly are really choosing some depressing movies recently... Do you think this is how they feel about Valentine's Day? Probably! To continue that trend, Ian and Kelly talk the 2010 romantic drama Blue Valentine. They of course talk about the movie as well as their own personal views of love and relationships. Oh boy! I'm sure it's super positive! Let's not give away too much here, jus...

Finally! A movie Ian is actually afraid of. If you've never heard of the movie 'Teeth', then maybe you don't understand, but if you listen, you soon will. But, turns out this is Kelly's favorite movie...In fact, she even says she'd want this as her superpower! That's fucked up! You just have to listen to understand how fucked up it really is. Continue your Ian Hates Movies experience with their co...

Watch out! What's that behind you?!?!?!? Oh no worries, it's just Ian Hates Movies! It's not a monster slowly following you to kill you in a horrendous way...or is it? Who did you have sex with? You better check! Scary stuff man...also this is going to be another NSFW episode, though, do I really have to say that at this point? Anyway...Ian and Kelly are continuing their trend of great relationshi...

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! EXPLICIT CONTENT ALERT! EXPLICIT CONTENT ALERT! Although everyone who knows Ian Hates Movies, knows it's a comedy show, it's important to state that again from time to time, haha. Young children and adults without a sense of humor should not listen to Ian Hates Movies. There are plenty of other shows you can listen to. Thank you to those who get it! On today's episode of...

It's the first anniversary of Ian Hates Movies! Ian, Kelly, and special guest Mandy, are celebrating by talking about some movies that they've teased on the show, almost from the beginning! That's right...Forest Gump...No, no, no...that's coming sometime later, haha. No, this time they're talking about the Christopher Nolan Batman Trilogy! That includes: Batman: Begins Batman: The Dark Knight Batm...

What better way to start 2017 than with film about a dystopian future where the last of humanity is on a train powered by perpetual motion? There is none is the correct answer here! Kelly is away on business, so Mandy was nice enough to join Ian for in-depth discussions on Chris Evans and his muscles...oops...I mean...discussions about the balance of a fragile ecosystem, nature vs. nurture, class-...