Ian Hates Movies

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This volume of Ian Hates Movies was twenty years in the making...just like Independence Day: Resurgence apparently...but seriously, how could you tell? I guess it takes longer than 20 years to make a script...Let's not give everything away here, but if you passed on Independence Day: Resurgence (maybe because of the terrible reviews...), but you still want to know what happens AND get some comedy...

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Ok, so Ian and Kelly dedicating an entire volume of Ian Hates Movies to the original Independence Day is as ridiculous as say, someone having and executing the idea to make a sequel 20 years later...oh wait...Independence Day: Resurgence is a thing that's coming out really soon...well I guess they might as well do the original and then the sequel right? I'm sure Ian is happy about that! Listen in...

Apocalypse is upon us! Is it because of zombies? Nope. Your worst presidential candidate got the nod? Nope. Oh I know...it's because of a terrible movie! Righty-O it is! If you haven't guessed it already, Ian and Kelly are talking X-Men: Apocalypse! That's now the 6th X-Men movie in the franchise and this one is almost the worst! That's really saying something (and Ian and Kelly are not counting t...

Welcome to Ian Hates Movies and The 5th Wave! 97% of population has been wiped out and the remaining children are being trained by aliens to kill off what's left of humans. Sound interesting but convoluted? Well that's only if you read the book (which Ian did), but if you watched the movie you can take the 'interesting' part away, haha. Unfortunately, this is a case of another translation issue fr...

Yeah, no, I know what you're thinking. We're not necessarily reviewing books on Ian Hates Movies. Maybe someday there will be an Ian Hates Books, but that day is not today! Instead, Ian and Kelly are talking Goosebumps the movie starring Jack Black. I know what you're thinking again, but you're going to have to tune in to see if Jack Black has ruined another franchise, haha. Now, of course the boo...

Did you know that Twister came out 20 years ago? Oh yeah, that's why Ian and Kelly are talking about it on Ian Hates Movies! Otherwise we'd just start mistaking Bill Paxton movies for Bill Pullman movies like everyone else! You've most likely seen Twister before, so there's really no intro to do, but you know you haven't EXPERIENCED Twister until Ian and Kelly have told you the tale! Tangents and...

You had to know Ian Hates Movies was going to do this one! That's right, it's time for Captain America: Civil War! Ian and Kelly have been waiting for this one for a while now. Do we give this movie blockbuster of the summer already and it's not even summer yet?!?!? You know the deal with Civil War so just listen in. Ian and Kelly talk about the movie, the comic books, and slam DC and Batman vs. S...

Ian Hates Movies is back and Ian and Kelly have stepped back in their DeLorean to travel to another fictional high school! This time they're discussing 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)! Besides the first quote of the night, Ian and Kelly don't even mention the fashion! That's how much they have to talk about! So why talk about it here? Just listen! Don't forget to subscribe/rate/share on iTunes/S...

After some technical difficulties, Ian Hates Movies is back! This time, it's with a bunch of dinosaurs from Jurassic World chasing us...AAAHHHHH, scary running noises, etc. Ian actually wants to run away from this movie because it sucks! Haha, but Kelly is there to give the other side of the debate. Listen in as Ian and Kelly discuss the soft-reboot of the great movie Jurassic Park! Now that was a...

It seems like forever (though it's only been a week), but Ian Hates Movies is back! This time, Ian and Kelly talk The Faculty (1998)! If you don't remember this movie, you won't believe the star-studded cast for this high school sci-fi horror film. Jordana Brewster, Elijah Wood, Josh Hartnett, and Jon Stewart are all in this and that's not even half of em! This movie holds a special, terrible, pla...

Ian Hates is coming at you again and continuing their discussion of women empowerment films! After the last volume with The Wicker Man (2006), Ian Hates tackles Jennifer's Body (2009)! Wait, did they just say they tackled Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried?!?!?! I'm sure Ian wishes...maybe even Kelly does too! Listen in as Ian and Kelly recap Diablo Cody's follow-up to Juno, remember that one? Jennifer...

Yes, you read that right. Ian and Kelly CHOSE to do The Wicker Man (2006) starring the incomparable Nicolas Cage! We mention the version because it's a remake of what seems to be a much better movie, haha. NOT THE BEES!!!! MY EYES!!!!! Don't get the reference? Well you will soon, because Ian Hates also does impressions! Be ready for a fun ride because Ian and Kelly really enjoyed going through thi...

Kelly is back from Japan! But...she does not like The Big Hit like she originally led Ian to believe...but Ian Hates likes it so it's still fun to talk about! The Big Hit is a quintessential 90's movie as well as a good, bad movie. Listen in to see what we mean. Mark Wahlberg and Lou Diamond Philips are hit men with clothes as loud as their weaponry! Sounds great right?!?!? Ian and Kelly also go o...

Welcome to the Ian Hates Movies BONUS episode! And, it's on Batman v Superman...sorry! But, at least once again the podcast is better than the movie! Kelly is still out in Japan, so we have Sarge and Eric guesting for this one and they're great. Even though the movie isn't good, they're still able to talk about how bad it is for almost the same amount of time, haha! If there's one thing all Ian Ha...

This...is a really bad one folks...did Ian and Kelly lose a bet? No they did not, they do this all for you! You wanted it...you got it...but there really isn't much for Ian and Kelly to say to describe this episode except that it is EXPLICIT/UNCENSORED, haha. Do not listen to this loud at work because Ian and Kelly are not happy to be reviewing Leap Year! They do make it fun though, and you'll def...

Finally! Ian and Kelly (@nerdygirlivy) actually review-cap (it's a new word I made up AND it's a play on words!) a good movie. Today, we review-cap (I did it again) Captain America: The Winter Soldier in honor of the Civil War trailer making the rounds! This is one of Kelly's favorite Marvel movies and she finally got Ian to watch it. While talking about it, they go off on so many tangents you'd t...

Ugh...Ian and Kelly are back to talk Hot Tub Time Machine 2...why you ask? Because they're suckers for punishment of course. Don't let that dissuade you from listening to the show though! Ian and Kelly guarantee they put more entertainment into the show than anyone did for the actual movie! They of course go off on tangents because you'd have to, to keep your sanity! Looking for some venom (and no...

Ian and Kelly are back and this week they're going over RocknRolla (2008). What an obscure movie you say...and you're right! Is it better than Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels or Snatch...NOPE! But, that's just Ian's opinion. What's Kelly opinion? I think she's mad at Ian! That's what I think. They also go over the Razzies and random other tangents. It certainly wouldn't be an Ian Hates Movies P...

Ian and Kelly are back and they reluctantly trudge through the nothingness that is Entourage The Movie. You will enjoy this podcast way more than you'd ever enjoy the movie, trust us. You guys wanted some hating so here it is! Here are some questions about this movie: 1. Why was this made? 2. Did they actually have fun while making this? (It certainly didn't look that way) 3. Why would you waste y...

Ian and Kelly discuss the huge movie Deadpool that came out last week. It's impossible to to quote the entire movie...but Ian and Kelly certainly do try! They talk about the movie industry in general and what the success of Deadpool could mean for the future...while using a lot of the same language Deadpool does! It's a step by step telling of the Deadpool story...just not as entertaining...Does I...

Ian and Kelly question the meaning of life (movies) while going over Fantastic Four (2015). It's nominated for 5 Razzie awards this year and it was just ever so much fun to watch this movie...At least you'll enjoy listening to Ian and Kelly talk about it. Does Ian Hate Fantastic Four...

Ian and Kelly review/recap the movie Turbo Kid (2015)! Kelly is live from Skype, so sometimes she's in and out. They go off on crazy tangents and tend to make obscure references, what else is new? Does Ian Hate Turbo Kid? Listen to find out!

Ian and Kelly recap and discuss the 2015 comedy horror or horror comedy movie The Final Girls! It's full of crazy references and tangents of course. Hey, it's Ian Hates Movies and he loves another movie!