I Woke Up For This

Parker Boone wakes up from his slumber and instead of telling jokes or laying floor, comes to speak with the Woke Boys. Topics range from Christopher Walken, the duodenum, BBC Park, shower beers, shower tomatoes, Cowbells, to Master P. Hope you enjoy! If you like us. Feel free to subscribe and help some pals out! Love and harmony!

Yousha Pirseyedi takes a little time out of his nightly cat nap to come in and speak with the boys this week. We cover some pretty rad stuff such as how to pronounce Iran, excuses Yousha comes up with and why we call him "Excusha", bachelor parties, getting on planes, bachelor degrees, anchoring boats, and so much more! Also, we're giving away tickets to Monster Trucks this weekend!...

Jordan Weichel tosses and turns in his AirBnb before waking up to come into the studio today. We talk about restaurants that specialize in making coffee and corndogs, Samuel L Jackson, some good musty smells that came out today, deciding is we're pro noun, and had a random caller today! Enjoy! Like! Subscribe! Jordan is half of the No Brains No Headache podcast. He does comedy and is doing a g...

Our pal and fellow comedian, Ruby Richard has the best time of her life coming into the studio in in the morning. We discuss rumors that are started, divorce proceedings, Quay's meeting with Darryl Chill Mitchell, Blaise getting a guitar pick from Taylor Swift during the Fearless tour, overrated singers, gas stations, and the most magical blanket that Blaise was ever gifted. Ruby rules, and when y...

Good pal and stand up comic David Standal rolls out of bed and joins the show with us today! The boys discuss the feeling of not being alive, scary movies, words not to say on the radio, getting your chest hair styled, childhood toys, crying, getting tested, and so much more! Like and subscribe please :)

Duster from the infamous Cropdusters comes in to ring in the first episode of 2025! We talk dictators/presidents, tell Marquay that Santa isn't real, discuss dryer settings, belly button lint, being scared, tugging on nubs (you'll have to listen to know what this is about) and just a ridiculous amount of other things! Please like and subscibe... as everyone requests :)

Rachel Kennedy (Hard R) is the studio again!! Lucky for us, she was in town again, so graced us with her presence early in the morning. We talk gambling, stories from bartending in Sturgis, rallycats, missed connections, German couples, the thrill of the chase, Lane Bryant fashion shows and soooo much more! If you get the chance to see Rachel live, go take it! Follow her on instagram @rachellkenne...

Greg Hobbs wishes he was still in bed and wasn't in studio. But he changes his mind once he gets rolling with the boys again! The pals discuss the best types of boogers, airline pilots, Growing Pains (the TV show), noises you make when getting hurt, shortenings of words, and boy oh boy, so many more things! Enjoy! And check out Greg's Instagram and check him out when you get the chance! Super funn...

Another one of our local faves, Bethany Abeln, puts down the weights and wakes up to come in and hang in studio again! We have a new game called "Boy or Man", talk about how Beth doesn't know classic movies and start using a sound board with beeps. We also start waxing on cool topics that include George Michael, Shia Lebeouf, yoga, Quay's sweet backyard ice rink, and soooo much more. Super fun tim...

Rachel Kennedy goes to bed in Minneapolis and wakes up in a dream known as Fargo, North Dakota. This was a super fun episode and we get into the nitty gritty right away. We figure out what age you teach your kids things, discuss fun bus rides, talk hard letters, nicknames, the movie The Substance, the surprising origin of the name ROGER, playing with rubber cement, and boy oh boy, a bunch of other...

James Wennlund wakes up from boiling in Arizona and decides Fargo is a better place for him to have dreams instead of nightmares. We talk about locker rooms, whether the Goo Goo Dolls or Brian Setzer is more famous, a crime of the century that happened in Fargo, some things about the amish and so much more! James is first and foremost, a real cool dude (we did a stand up show together and all beca...

Sequel to last week's ep! Kyle comes out of his media blackout for the week and we let him know who won the presidential election! We talk about cool events like "The Great Schism", NFTs, being sad at the library, broken femurs, turf monster, and oh so much more! Enjoy!

Kyle Huber makes the long haul to come into the studio after waking up in his truck an hour and a half away and coming into town. We recorded this on Election Day morning, so we had no idea who was going to win at that time. Because of this, we sent Kyle to self isolate and not do any media for a week so that we can tell him who won on next week's show live on air. If he actually does do it, he ge...

The illustrious comedian Marlin Wells sets an alarm, wakes up, and struts into the studio early in the AM to join the boys today! It's a hot episode where they cover cottage cheese ad campaigns, bull auctions, grandma candy, shopping cart rides, incredible Donald Duck impressions and so much more! Enjoy! Marlin is a hilarious comic. Take the chance to see him when you can! You can get his dates at...

Another fun ep with our tired buddy, Josh Dullea. Actually looking at all our eyes during these eps, you really can tell we wake up for this. We talk about all cool every day Batman gear, wearing diapers, the power of PineSol, New Scooby Doo, lip readings, Michael Jackson video games, dancing, and so much more. Enjoy!

Our good pal and comedian, Josh Dullea, crawls out of bed to talk about some of the world's best topics. We discuss the legend of country singer Tijuana Yanks, we delve into politics and a time Josh went to see T-dawg when he was in town, how Brett Favre really delivered his pics, Brett Favre's finances, how nerds in high school are still nerds their whole life - even though they're successful wit...

Zack Rittenhouse calls in sick to work today, but wakes up to talk to us! We talk bartending in a specific dirty town, absolutely no false information, lactose intolerance, what we're calling the fan(s) of the show from now on, lot of gas station talk, sucking toes, and so much more. Zack's a fun pal! You can catch him at The Cellar at the Front Street with us telling jokes! Or go get a drink from...

Fun episode as Strong Bethany Abeln rolls out of her bed and joins the show again! We talk on butt sizes, body building sizes, cheating on ACTs, "In Time" starring Justin Timberlake, cleaning after dogs, and so much more. Check out Bethany when you get a chance. She does stand up when she's not making bikinis! She's a silly goose and fun time!

Duster from The Cropdusters rolls out of his bass shaped bed to come into the studio and BS with the boys. We talk about fun uses for ketchup (catsup), why Blaise had to go to the special ed room, bread, ACT scores, different mistresses of a certain RFK, girl pull-ups, and lots more! Duster rules. Go check out The Cropdusters any time that you get the chance. He's a stellar musician. May as we...

Josh Dullea joins today again. You probably guessed he's gonna be our third chair now when he's in town. We're all tired, but that didn't stop us from waking up specifically for this. We talk about chucking pocket change at things, some wild whale stories, if Andrew W.K is related a certain other abbreviated named famous people, Dave Grohl deserving to have a love child, and many o...

Greg Hobbs wakes up for his daily yoga, decides against doing yoga, and comes in to hang with the boys in the studio. We talk word pronunciations, making beer in your thighs, Thai-rones coffee, crazy thing that happened night before the wedding Blaise was in this weekend, radio in other countries, and a lot of other things you'll enjoy. Greg's a funny dude, bro! Go check him out when you g...

David Standal sets and alarm and rolls out of bed and wake and bakes to get ready for the day before coming into the studio with us! We talk about the ultimate cure for the BIG C that no one knew, how audio self help pods are dumb and what to do instead of listening to them, being high on life (and it not being a great high), getting out of trouble when we should be in trouble, what Mr. Rogers was...

Nate Roe joins us in the ole dungeon - at night this time! We'll say he woke up from a nap to coincide with the show. We talk bathtub size, getting pictures (wink wink) developed, monkey pox side effects, genie strategy, cool middle names, and Humpty Dumpty being played by David Duchovny in a new series. Nathan Roe is a kickass standup comic. Take the chance to go see him if you get the chance...

Our original guest for real didn't wake up for this to record today. So what did we do? We called in ole Josh "He'll Wake Up For This" Dullea to come in! We talk about 90's teen heartthrob - Jonathon Taylor Thomas, choking yourself with the force (for the fun reasons), Star Wars characters doing choreographed dances, how Robin from Batman actually should be a clown instead of...

We literally wake Josh Dullea up to come to the studio today by calling him on air. We talk pervy photographers, the charging of crystals, how we would defeat bears with our bare hands, Eddie Murphy's girlfriends, and lots of puns that include bears and presidents. Fun times with rad dudes! Check out Josh's podcast - Going Hard at https://www.youtube.com/@UCLmDhv2ENzbDgwF3zo-cjSA Josh'...