I Woke Up For This

Grant Winkels, hilarious comic and pal from Minneapolis wakes up with the boys today! We talk World Cup, Lebron James being bald, fireworks instead of drones on the 4th of July, crossing the Delaware and Potomac River, cannonballs, Elvis, getting hit by bikes in the front of busses, playing against WNBA players & NBA players 1 on 1, Rod Stewart songs, being extreme, and oh so many other things...

Meredith Turner, stellar bartender/craft cocktail master and pal wakes up the earliest she's ever woken up to join the show today! We talk having unique names, things only being awkward if you make stuff awkward, having 2 people you're seeing show up at the bar, favorite places to cry, missing concerts we wanted to see, ADIDAS acronyms, CRAZY sitting arrangements on plane trips, Vegas Tunn...

Bethany Abeln, comedian, pal, and tiny monster creator joins the show today! We talk about the wonders of pregnancy, dancing while hunting, about age old question "is dance a sport?", we hear baby names Beth has picked out, doing accents of white people, rhyming with bigger, and so much more! Enjoy!! Love you!

Josh Dullea - good friend, great comic, and singer for Peter Dickett wakes up and joins the show again! We talk wrestling in lawns, player pianos, Jars of Clay, Jesus having a content house with The Apostles, being a rich carpenter, Sharon Stone and ice picks, kissing attractive dudes, Dolphin Lundgren and Shane Gills, Salem Warlock Trials, some stuff about Sweden, Noah's Ark, and oh so much m...

Sophia Richards, Miss North Dakota 2026, crawls out of bed, puts on her tiara, and joins the show for a rad time to start her day! We talk how Sophia initially got into pageants, the age gap in pageants, the logistics of inevitable divorces, singing in French, dating your cousin, sitting outside nice pickups to get dates, not cooking for yourself if you're a chick, mooning people on the track...

Colton Turner, rad DJ and cool friend joins the pod today! We talk about what he'd run on if he were running for mayor, socks, homeless people with parrots, getting called out by girls and being wrong, doing black face with a green screen, where decks of cards come from, having 3 balls, locker room stories, ingrown toe nail surgeries, Irish goodbyes, summer drinking, and oh so much more! Check...

Hold on to your shorts... and you're mouths this episode because we got a sick boy in studio! This is a great episode where we go over some Memorial Day shenanigans, dreaming of Tech N9ne, the famous Plaster Caster, playing limbo to get your inheritance, count how many groans Quay makes - rightfully so, because he caught something fierce - , the Enhanced Games, Blaise's friend who juiced i...

2 Tired boys on the podcast today after a weekend of getting sick and other shenanigans. We talk eating spaghetti while sick, Blaise getting his hosting wrong this week and leaving after his set by accident, mixing all pops together, talking about beeping going on that no one else can hear, what you should get people for their weddings, getting radiation therapy for literally every sickness, growi...

Duster wakes up to slap the bass (and us around) in the morning! We get right down to it talking spooky talk, scary people at the end of hallways, snapping people with towels, giving yourself pimples and large cysts to be able to see Dr. Pimple Popper, weird dance parents, accruing interest in things, walking into porta potties, more Twicing People, sleeved shirts being the same price as shirts wi...

Nathan Roe, stellar friend, funny comic, and good guy joins the show today! We talk some real cool rappers - like Sean Combs and that TikTok guy who's gf they found in a Tesla Trunk. Come up with cool rap names for ourselves (like Plump Mama), chocolate potato chips, bringing your family to Little St. James instead of Disney Land to save costs on vacation, wearing The Fifth Element costume as...

The hilarious Sean Patton joins us in studio today! He wakes up with us to discuss Nu Country - a great new genre of music, being scared during movies, being scared in the ocean, Jackass movies, the different types of "philes", a new super villain named Sinephile (who is unfortunately named, but in it too far), building tree forts, how to act at comedy shows as fans, and oh so much more!...

Josh Dullea - friend, comic, and all around coolest pal joins the show again! We talk about aging in Hulk Hogan Years, swinging outtie belly buttons around in a circle, being hired as entertainment for the Correspondence Dinner, talk about Kane and the Undertaker, Alec Baldwin and The Crow differences, getting tattoos of Kyle Rittenhouse in 2026, ways to shave your soul patch, if Hitler ever had a...

Jessica Michelle Singleton rolls out of bed with a full unlidded coffee mug ready to start the day with the boys. Real fun one as they discuss having wet hair in the morning, nurses drinking in the morning, hypnotism for real problems in front of crowds, having mannequins around the house, Taylor Swift giving her pick to Blaise, pockets specifically designed for sandwiches, apologizing for having...

Blake Loomis takes time out his busy schedule of being a troop and joins the show! We get right into it talking about Justin Timberlake movies, Sabrina Carpenter's new meme face because of the lady howling from the crowd, groomsmen getting subbed out for others because of shenanigans, how dinosaur eggs get fertilized, special talents of knowing what silver wear is falling to the ground by soun...

Our favorite rapper, JANTZONIA, joins the pod for another wild one with the boyz! And Michael Cavo,from the band Broken Broadway Dreams, also hops in for some good ole talk! We meet em at the Cracker Factory, because our studio went down today. We speak about different types of crackers, what Hall and Oates meant in "Method Of Love", what different things you eat make different things sm...

Greg Hobbs joins in studio today to goof around with up, and Adam Cayton Holland calls in for a rad talk about his new movie and so many other things! We talk John Arbuckle's large girlfriend, large Vikings, sideway running down staircases. We also talk about getting your daily dose of "Hademall", April O'neil and her weird relationship with TMNT, we go over some abbrevs, some great TV Dinner talk...

Good pal and fellow comic, Nathan Roe, takes a break from engineering to join the show this morning! We get right into it with gas leaks at yoga, eating leopards and shark fins, Siegfried and Freud along with Siegfried and Roy, selling vacuums, eating bleu cheese wheels, look at Pacific Geoducks, talk Oscars and Golden Globes - and villians along with them, being scared of outer space and the ocea...

Strong Woman, Friend and Fellow Comic - Bethany Abeln joins the show again! We talk getting two timed, Steel Reserves in the car, we rhyme with larceny, get some "Twices" in, getting spoofed, Differences between "Whoomp There It Is" and "Whoot There It Is", come up with a new game "What's Beth Thinking", have a strong discussion whether you'd be blin...

Whelp, it's the 100th Episode of Marquay and Blaise waking up for this podcast. We recorded a special wild episode on Sunday with some of the regulars on our show... and believe it or not, lost all the audio. The most frustrating thing that's happened in sometime. We'll have a special one coming up again soon to celebrate us. Until then, have fun listening to this episode with the boys...

Because of a little demand, our good ole buddy ole pal, Lauren Spillers joins the show for a super rad time! We talk about lying, grape juice for household remedies, cats using the toilet, leprechauns, guncle vs funcle fights, cottage cheese being great, Costco holdups, Sports Bar Gyros, watching ladies fight outside the bar while eating bar food, big Frida, calling dating "engagement farming...

Duster stays up all night to hang with the Woke Mob! The ole boys talk about microphones being bigger for being micro, sacks from s stores, dreams about Eli Manning, our due diligence of talking about Punch the Monkey, stuffing monkey moms, selling a car with no shoes on, obligatory USA Hockey Gold Medal, going fishing in the dark with your buds, sour patch kid connundrums, bending over chairs - a...

Good pal and comic, Josh Dullea joins us again! We talk Black History Month, making a dictionary of numerals, being fired from fast food restaurants, women in pyramids with the largest on top, opening up portals after falling from pyramids, only getting syphilis with prime numbers of people, doing dogpiles and oh so much more! Like, Subscribe, and Enjoy!

Another fun week where Bethany Abeln wakes up in time to join the Woke Mob! This week covers great topics such as getting jinxed, spontaneous human combustion, Superman going into the wrong occupation (well Clark Kent), "if you break up a meatloaf does that make a chili?", "Is taco meat pretty much just chili?", "what makes a chili?". Overall, a lot of chili talk. But...

Brandon Thompson, local boy who's throws "The Smash Ball" joins the show! They discuss wearing Zubas with dress shirts, stealing candy from another party at a slide park, a friend who dates a blind girl, how anyone can beat up Hulk Hogan now because he's dead, pillow fights, naming Marquay's kitchen island, Brandon admits he doesn't know Blaise or the show but he asked to...

Blaisey and Marquay rise out of bed to bring you the hottest thing that happens Tuesday mornings. They discuss being Pro Bono - As in pro the U2 lead singer, bringing humor instead of food to a potluck, self diagnosing Firbomyalgia, famous bio-exorcist Betelgeuse, dating people with names too close to yours, a couple fun stories that come from the ole tummies and end up somewhere else, Aftershock...