I Woke Up For This

Our good pal and favorite bassist from the Cropdusters, Duster, is back! We talk RL Stine (how weird he looks and how he's in real life), a new game with bears, Marquay being part of Bob's Burger's Universe, smooching on air, being good at snot rockets, Ghost bands, Funyun cuts, beating up people who go to meet other people, we get a silver alert on a man who has a TBI and went missing...

Josh Dullea, ole buddy ole pal and comic joins the show again! We get right into it talking about goth chicks at Hot Topic, how much it would be to buy your way into heaven, if shaken baby syndrome is real, getting pigeonholed by girl types, we rhyme with agger, tell Marquay about McCauley Culkin and Michael Jackson, come up with a great SNL ski - Michael Che Fox, learn about Quay's friend - "Neck...

Blaise and Quay end out the year strong by waking up and giving the Woke Mob what they want! We cover all the hot topics like grape juice, our neighboring state Walzing to the fraud store, good ole fashioned Radio Shack, the lack of hoisting people up and singing "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow" in current days, wrecking vehicles under the influence, German Army Fashion, winning Quaffi...

Rachel Kennedy! Our good pal from ole Minneapolis is back in town and joins the show! We talk being loud in parks, Reese Witherspoon, police cheese, Polife Cheese, damsels in distress, being tied to train tracks Blaise getting locked on his patio during a blizzard, college parties, and It's Christmas Eve so you're not gonna read any more of this. But truly it's a real fun one! Have a M...

Blaise and Quay crawl out of their beds, that they definitely don't share together to bring ya the goods! This week contains good ole talk of driving with frosted windows, wrecking your cars, calling people of short statures the wrong words, 90's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies, Blaise's speech impediment, Josh Duhamel, sitting between two people named "Ferg", locker room...

Reg Thomas take a break from NYC to experience the cold in Fargo and hang out with the boys after a stellar weekend of shows. We talk about wild times that Reg had sprung upon him during a Friendsgiving, a good ole play time, being cold in Fargo, Achilles heals tears, where to hide people after a crime, throwing bikes in rivers, Blaise hitting over a fallen soldier table during a corporate, dating...

Parker Boone takes the morning off of flooring (kinda rhymes) too hang with the Woke Mob. We talk Daisy Fuentes being Nick's mom, smoking cigs, hip to taint ratios, the size of the largest outie belly buttons, the depth of the deepest innie belly buttons, Olivia Clack having a record of putting a 1923 Ford Flivver in her belly button, having dreams of being on the run, trying to say that you under...

Joel de Blonk, another local radio legend, decides the afternoons aren't for him and comes in to join us in the morning! We start it off hot with great talk about V05 shampoo, needing different flavors of toothpaste, if humans are able to use dog toothpaste, blaming things on dogs, some stupendous mayonnaise talk, Joel's van life, Southern weirdos, hand kissing your buds, having no game, kids not...

Bethany Abeln does the ole wakey wakey to come into the show this morning! We talk getting grabbed by the toosh, Turducken, grabbing beers from inside of cups, Hans Brinker and his skates, watching Detective Pikachu after eating fungi, using goat intestines for super fun time, water beds, African men living with Bethany, the African country of Kenga, Kid Rock, Eminem, and oh so much more. Like, Su...

One of the best pals and funniest dudes, Josh Dullea, back in the studio! (Marquay comes in late this time. He was being a responsible parent and dropping his kid off at school) We talk about longing for George W. Bush, grandparents day at school, a cool new ruse to get out of everything, how many "M"s are good for an "F", The Comedy Jam, eating Cheetos with chop sticks, Uber s...

Good pal of the show, Lauren Clow (LawnSpeezy) joins us in the ole studio today! We talk if it's cool to hang stockings on anything other than mantles, groomsmen, soda pop culture, water births vs land births vs air births, Vitiligo being names of other things than colors, going to a Danceteria, we try to twice everyone multiple times, but we're catching onto it now, not being chosen at Th...

Blaise and Quay grace your presence again this morning! Both up and alive bright and early! They talk horse betting on a Monday night, horses using boxing gloves, finding good ole fashioned wide spread magazines, high school Mountain Dew pong, a historic Mountain Dew Wall in SW North Dakota, we call Blaise's mom while she's in the bathtub, hear a fun story of Marquay going to the clink, an...

Our hero, and very funny pal, Nathan Roe crawls out of the ole king mattress to come chills with the wokes this morning! We talk hot dentists being in a trench coat and becoming one hot megazord dentist, some hot Murphy bed talk, eating 3 bags of chips and fights about Sun Chips, doing crowd work with a divorced couple, the masked avenger who opened for us this past weekend on the road, No Tears v...

Who needs guests when you have the OG Wokey Boizz - just Blaise and Marquay this week! We talk fat people wrists, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Blaise MCing a Liberian Wedding, livestreaming buffet lines, finding pennies in a single person shower, practice jersey materials, positive influence Bart Simpson posters, Mickey D's Monopoly, how the CEO was holding the HR Lady at that Coldplay concert...

Shkar Abdullah! Our local ole buddy ole pal, bouncer and joke teller comes on the pod to pal around! We get into it and talk about passing gas and catching it with your hands, Wrestling, "Sloppy Tilapia", Shaq sponsored cheeseburgers, and Crank Yankers. We also talk about AI, but don't tell it because sometimes we don't say good stuff about it. We then get into bindles of beans,...

Old buddy, old pal, Kyle Huber joins the boys in the ole AM today. We start talking about 7 things in Canada rated less than a 7, seeing your grandma in birthday gear, how cool full dress slips never happen like they do in movies, dropping your towel to look hot, homeless art exhibits, The Gull vs The Gall, getting loans off street cred, we also flip quarters and it's very cool. Join in to see...

One of our favorite comics and friends, Marlin Wells, joins the show today! We talk all things Smurfs, Frank Sinatra's home life, existentially scary concepts, BUBBLE GUM, different national specialty days of the year - like Mud Pack Day, discover the only two people in America who still know about the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie - The Villian, talk about friends' experiences in prison, Bo...

Pal, friend, acquaintance, and cool guy - Blake Loomis joins the show this morning! Real hot one as we discuss being homeless with 1 shoe vs 2 shoes, the "rap sure", mongo style and other things in skateboarding, waking up blind, we come up with a great scam for future moms to use, renting out wombs, vitiligo dogs, different salt logos, and oh so much more! Like, subscribe, watch and enj...

Taylor "Pike" Peterson joins the show today! He's a good pal and also guitarist for the band Low Standards! He's also a kickass (former) radio personality, but he got out of bed again today to work on the radio chops and guest with the boys! Super fun one as we discuss Weezer songs, hot couples in Perkins, acupuncture, bringing people back to life... kinda, tricking people into p...

Justin Van Berkom! Our fav new comic on the ole Fargo scene joins us today, since he's unemployed and has nothing better to do. We talk about grinding at bars, how cool State FFA (Future Farmers Of America) was in High School, doing gross offs, some ole football talk since FOOTBALL IS BACK, commercials about crooked *thangs* and the commercials during football games, Blaise's high school p...

Good pal and fellow comedian, Josh Dullea grabs a cup of joe to come join us in the AM today. We get right into it with hot talk about gas station coffee, spray painted bikes in Missoula, stolen bikes, painting presidents, Grand Theft Autoing Uber Drivers for the best interest of the Uber Driver, solving all the world's issues by stolen Ubers, small number protests, politicians that may have s...

Our good pal and fellow comedic mind in Fargo, Dylan "Diesel" Gronlund crawls out of bed to join the pals! Such a stellar episode as we talk POV stuff, Minnesota State Fair Cookies, different kinds of Dilly bars, learn how to say "mmmmm... yea" by the master, the thickness of Kit Kats vs Teeth, World's Largest Candy Store, learn there was a guy named Nimrod in The Bible, an...

Another wild week with our guitar teaching, joke telling,m fun loving friend, Gregory Hobbs! Real interesting week as the pals talk Axl Rose Anagrams. Speak on Rosey Perez, Rosie O'Donnell, and Rosie from the Jetsons. Presidential Production Companies, Seinfeld and how Marisa Tomei is a babe, and most importantly about how Mr. Graveldinger isn't Marquay's friend, along with other stuff...

Parker Boone. The *FIVE TIME* Mashed Potato Eating Potato Days Champ wakes up from a food coma to join the show! We have a great time talking mash potato culture, purchasing items from stores, being damsels in distress (dis dress), caffiene intake. Then we get into the good stuff, which involves a lot of talk about gongs, the size of gongs, gong puns, all the good stuff. After all this awesome mat...

Our good pal Bethany Abeln sets an alarm and snoozes it 40 times to get into the studio, but she does it! We discuss a lot of track and field, specifically javelin, friends who have tried Mystery (the Pickup Artist's) moves, throwing things on WNBA courts, betting on said things on the WNBA courts, alien arrivals, things we can't say next week, lifelike movies, and of course - Betty White...