I Woke Up For This

Josh Dullea, our favorite soon to be father, and overall hilarious and bestest pal joins the show today! We talk uniting the poor and rich with some unconventional methods, Amy Poehler being pretty attractive, wearing light shoe polish during Halloween, having excess fat and having thick blood, meeting Paul in Webster, South Dakota, Wiffie the Wiffleball World Series Mascot, and oh so much more! E...

What a morning, as our good buddy ole pal, Drew Eman (Flooby) joins us! We get into it right away talking about plumbing (cuz we’re men… and because Drew has a plaumbing company called Comfortably Plumb!),  keeping spiders to try to turn into super heroes, finding genies, Mr. Perfect, Señor Aqua, Marquay being in a gang called the KFC Mafia, Jansport Backpacks, flying off your motorcycle because o...

The strongest, most pregnant woman we know, Bethany Abeln, joins us again for one last hurrah before she dumps out the ole baby. We talk about making an energy drink for our show, gas station foods, pole vault vs high jumping, different  guy members in movies, figuring out tubes out of bodies, tubes that were cut off of bodies, becoming a ghost and haunting people, what ghosts wear for clothes, ge...

The wokesters woke up alone this time with no guest, but that doesn’t mean they don’t bring the heat! A Rather tired week for the pals, but we get into it by talking about cremation and cutting off other parts, meeting a man named Noble and him telling Blaise that he has the weird name, talk about how some friends may have lied to girlfriends to go out with the boys. We speak on  getting eaten by...

A couple of our rad pals, Rachel Anderson and Riley Nelson join the program this week!  A favorite bartender and favorite bar fly are always great guests! We talk getting ducks for graduation, having accents for way too long after moving to a place, Kim Jong Un travelsand antics, not being able to milk sculptures, drinking lactation milk, guess people’s middle names.  Then we discuss how great we...

A day that both the Boyzzz woke up in time.  What a day to be alive.  We talk about what made the music come back to life after it died with Buddy Holly, check out Blaise’s new pair of drawers, deciding that the right move is to have a kid, Shannon Doherty being the perfect woman, the names of bones in your spine, going to a wedding full of all couples that are married, eating bags of leftover foo...

Our beloved friend and favorite bassist, Duster joins in studio today! We discuss going to Thailand for surgery and an influencer’s bad decision on getting surgery there, getting surgery to make your full body bigger and getting mroe elbows.  We also cover COOK chairs, Selma Kayak, Mitch Mcconnel, getting spots being oldgetting sports, we sing, and talk about oh so much more! Enjoy! Love you!

Bethany Abeln, crowd favorite joins the show again for a rad, stupendous, awesome time! We talk Beth’s wild dream of surviving in a nursing home barn, Marquay skipping Bethany’s pregger kegger, the miracle of child birth, girls thinking the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants makes sense, riding in cars with boys, bathing, boxing Chevy Chase and oh so much more! Enjoy! Love you!

A pal, friend, bar fly, and all around cool guy, Riley Nelson joins the show today! A stupendous day to wake up and see what’s going on in the world.  The boys talk about having Indian professors, make fun faces, talk mythology, wearing fedoras in elementary school, Elton John really being named Reginald White, animals that would be cool to get mauled by, having German names, people being Not Sees...

Our favorite bartender pal, Meredith Turner, joins the pod again! A great morning as we talk new things like electric vehicles, Batman having a batbus, long pinky toes, Sysco the delivery company and singer, Schwann’s men, getting roasted by your pal’s offspring, marriage pacts with unhappy couples, nannies for stay at home parents, multiple marriages, dead significant others, eating eggs for mone...

A good ole Quay and Blaise Ep.  The guys you love to be awakened by.  Fun day talking about running while holding hands, homeless people outside our building, VERTICLEEZ - a great new character from Greek Mythology - hammer hits, playing whack a mole with prairie dogs, women throwing shotput, The Whateversphere, basketball passing, if people ever have hairy fronts, sides, AND backs.  Then we get i...

Tristan and Travis Tschida, two random dudes Blaise met at the bar the night before wake up to join the boys! Blaise had a golf tournament the full day before, the guest boys just got of WeFest bender, and Quay just got back from the Cook Islands but that doesn't stop the the great talk as the boys discuss old guy breath, mom farts, saying Italian Parsley instead of Cilantro, lots of president...

Quay is away to play so some of our favorite people - Josh Dullea and Lauren Spillers join the show today! We get into real parents talk, with talk about raising dumb kids, annoying people at breweries, parents having baby books, lifes big milky teet, being emo pals, going to concerts pregnant, being annoying to cops, being real turds, contracting DUI as a disease, Skittle bones and oh so much mor...

Dominick Franchino rolls out of bed to join the boys in the morning today! They talk about gains, Chris Gaines, garages with cars, hiding aliens under pizza restaurants for Aliengate, discuss heritages, disgusting fish, Malort shots, Arby's employee's spitting in food, electric sharks and so much more! Enjoy! Love You!

The boys wake up for a rad and super fun Tuesday! We talk about the controversial new super hero - Captain Durag, The Father Of The Bride movies, 2oons, how you could capitalize on having kidney stones, we call friends and see if they answer, talk about friendship, the pursuit of happiness, and oh so much more! Enjoy!! Love you!

The good ole Tried And True, Bethany Abeln steps up to the plate again for a wild one! We talk about Michael Proctor The Doctor (and other Michael Proctors), triple doubles, Walmart and Target Bathrooms, Frankenkramer, ultrasounds, being Pre-K, Lindsey Graham, sunglasses, Swingstock going on in Moorhead, wearing a bandana like Flea wore a sock, Reginald Denny, Roger Denny, and oh so much more! Gra...

Grant Winkels, hilarious comic and pal from Minneapolis wakes up with the boys today! We talk World Cup, Lebron James being bald, fireworks instead of drones on the 4th of July, crossing the Delaware and Potomac River, cannonballs, Elvis, getting hit by bikes in the front of busses, playing against WNBA players & NBA players 1 on 1, Rod Stewart songs, being extreme, and oh so many other things...

Meredith Turner, stellar bartender/craft cocktail master and pal wakes up the earliest she's ever woken up to join the show today! We talk having unique names, things only being awkward if you make stuff awkward, having 2 people you're seeing show up at the bar, favorite places to cry, missing concerts we wanted to see, ADIDAS acronyms, CRAZY sitting arrangements on plane trips, Vegas Tunn...

Bethany Abeln, comedian, pal, and tiny monster creator joins the show today! We talk about the wonders of pregnancy, dancing while hunting, about age old question "is dance a sport?", we hear baby names Beth has picked out, doing accents of white people, rhyming with bigger, and so much more! Enjoy!! Love you!

Josh Dullea - good friend, great comic, and singer for Peter Dickett wakes up and joins the show again! We talk wrestling in lawns, player pianos, Jars of Clay, Jesus having a content house with The Apostles, being a rich carpenter, Sharon Stone and ice picks, kissing attractive dudes, Dolphin Lundgren and Shane Gills, Salem Warlock Trials, some stuff about Sweden, Noah's Ark, and oh so much m...

Sophia Richards, Miss North Dakota 2026, crawls out of bed, puts on her tiara, and joins the show for a rad time to start her day! We talk how Sophia initially got into pageants, the age gap in pageants, the logistics of inevitable divorces, singing in French, dating your cousin, sitting outside nice pickups to get dates, not cooking for yourself if you're a chick, mooning people on the track...

Colton Turner, rad DJ and cool friend joins the pod today! We talk about what he'd run on if he were running for mayor, socks, homeless people with parrots, getting called out by girls and being wrong, doing black face with a green screen, where decks of cards come from, having 3 balls, locker room stories, ingrown toe nail surgeries, Irish goodbyes, summer drinking, and oh so much more! Check...

Hold on to your shorts... and you're mouths this episode because we got a sick boy in studio! This is a great episode where we go over some Memorial Day shenanigans, dreaming of Tech N9ne, the famous Plaster Caster, playing limbo to get your inheritance, count how many groans Quay makes - rightfully so, because he caught something fierce - , the Enhanced Games, Blaise's friend who juiced i...

2 Tired boys on the podcast today after a weekend of getting sick and other shenanigans. We talk eating spaghetti while sick, Blaise getting his hosting wrong this week and leaving after his set by accident, mixing all pops together, talking about beeping going on that no one else can hear, what you should get people for their weddings, getting radiation therapy for literally every sickness, growi...

Duster wakes up to slap the bass (and us around) in the morning! We get right down to it talking spooky talk, scary people at the end of hallways, snapping people with towels, giving yourself pimples and large cysts to be able to see Dr. Pimple Popper, weird dance parents, accruing interest in things, walking into porta potties, more Twicing People, sleeved shirts being the same price as shirts wi...