I Woke Up For This

Our new pal Justin Van Berkom clocks out of his night shift to come into the studio early morning! We talk about stupid saying, embarassing moments with our crushes, Our Moms' hall passes, not making it back in time and driving with things in your pants, $600 chains, being selective on what lungs you get during transplants, listening to yourself, giraffe's tongues, and oh so much more! Jus...

Blaise and Quay with an Ep with the OG BOYS!!! Such a fun one that starts off with Blaise getting chased by a homeless man, before we get into the hot topics like what if our currency went back to the gold standard, but instead of gold, if it was beef jerky. We also talk about if you would be able to get away with crimes in NYC if you flew there just for that, Sam Goody Stores, collecting cans in...

Some kickass musicians, rappers, local (going on international) legends Durow and Jantzonia stay awake all night from a show to come in and talk with the boys. We discuss their tour that's coming up - The Ballistic Tour - that you should definitely go to if you get the chance. Both these guys are so talented and you'll see their names in lights some day, so be the hipster that can say you...

Matthew Ternus, comic and new pal of ours, wipes the sleep out of his eyes and darts down to Fargo all the way from Grand Forks for a stellar time with the boizzz! We start out by converting him (to what? We're not sure). Then we start talking about Lunchables for Communion, sweet special surgeries that Matt had, finding trenchcoats big enough for all 3 of us on top each other, putting peppero...

Josh Boyle escapes the extreme heat of the depths of Arizona. Which is equivalent to where God's (our lord and savior) worst enemy is from. We talk favorite dinosaurs - T-Rex will always rule - rapper diss tracks and how they're not impressive, laying awake with your thoughts (and never sleeping because of it), Susan Boyle, how we need more cold in this world because an ice age will bring...

Rachel Kennedy is back in town to discuss life with us! We talk about pageant kids, old man habits, watching ducks, getting scared and eating soup, training for Hello Kitty wars, April O'neil / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, childhood fights and Marquay saying something super BA to his teacher. (Sorry about the video. Somethign went reallll wacky so you'll just see pictures of us during thi...

Bethany Ablen takes a day off of lifting weights to join the boys in studio again! We talk about soft, short, long, and low vowels. Beth tells us the details in the latest "Steamy Novel" she read. Debate if getting good at cooking is easier than getting good at other skills/talents. Wonder what it would be like if you had caddies for horse racing, talk about Ninja Turtles and other tunne...

A fun one with Blaise and Quay! We talk about Reese's Piece's being PC, Blaise crying at camp, a crazy electrocution from Marquay's childhood, president's daughters, Great Grandparents vs Glamorous Grandparents, a fun interaction with the band Everclear, cops watching everything, those robot dogs not being able to be pet right, and so much more! Also, if you subscribe this week, yo...

Comedian, cartoonist, and pal, Kyle Huber rolls out of bed to join the pals today! Another fun week to wake up with the Woke Mob. We talk about the ole northern fires, light sabers vs cats, Canadian ladies, Hillary Clinton's skin, Good Charlotte, good quotes by politicians, we rhyme with Lou Ferrigno's name, Hulk it up, and just oh so much more. Kyle is a fun pal and he released the first...

Ruby Richard spends her morning with us after a fun day and night out. We talk about murder mysteries, eating slop in prison, best meats to eat after murders, if hanging out with us is more fun than being married, PG-13 movies, how to eat calamari, gingers, why the government doesn't like us, escaping prison by getting a guard to fall in love with you. And more that You'll have to listen to find o...

Our good pal, Greg Hobbs sneaks away from home and finds relief talking with the boys this morning! They talk about matching clothes, gals at clubs with names like the 7 Dwarves, downward dogs, models for the statue of David, getting hit in the tip, if a particular something is supposed to be big enough to block being hit in other things, lists of things done at St. Patty's days, and a pile mo...

Holy moly, Quay actually didn't wake up for this in time. Luckily, Blaise and our friend and fan fave, Josh Dullea were up in time to start! We talk about Kirste Alley's baby shower, how we'd throw diaper parties, Jelly Roll/WWE crossover fans, if Andy's mom's toys come to life like the other Toy Story toys, horse girls, ending things with GG (for gross guys not good game), auc...

Another great week as our good pal, musician, and comedian, Duster wakes up to hang with the boyzzz again! We discuss the greatest things that need discussing which include - resurrecting the Laurel vs Yanni internet fad, if there's a 35 driver golf club, if caddies really do anything, a certain type of special model, puppets from our past, stories of people in wheelchairs, real pickup trucks,...

Strong Bethany joins the show again today! We talk prisms, cats, if your whole family each only had one finger, a revolution in the 60s and what that started, sitting Slater style, spewing from your face, and so much more! Like, subscribe, and enjoy!

A great day to wake up with Blaise and Quay! You'll hear some great extremely helpful things like surviving by eating boogeys, talk about monsters, bats (The animal), bats (the things in baseball), Sammy Sosa, Yao Ming, Dr. Mario being a bad doctor, 4 player Pac-Man, different versions of the Tiger King, and oh so much more. Enjoy! And while you're enjoying, like and subscribe!

Our good buddy and fellow comedian, Josh Dullea joins the show again! Quay is out doing good deeds in the world this morning, so it's just the Blaise & Josh show today. They talk about Herrons, their own hometown "Hey Arnold!" characters, some of their favorite foster kids growing up, fun addicts they've ran across in their day, and wonder what stage of psychosis isn't fu...

Matt Cleary steals his coworker's while they slumber and comes to join us in studio today! The boys talk thawing or unthawing, baby birding drinks, other things baby birding can mean, new Red Bull commercials, Ford Festivas, silly putty, Blaise's story of his friend falling a great height, Matt's great movie references, the Sunday Paper, The Dakota Zoo - And just wait til you hear about Marquay's...

Another day of waking up on Tuesday morning to record! Our pal, Shkar Abdulla comes in on Eid to have the best time of his life. We talk about Hudson Hawk, drinking pop in the morning like teachers, twins that are older than their twins, live births, Drake, draining veins, and so much more. Kinda all over the place... that's weird for us, right? Enjoy!

Just the main Ol' Boyz, Blaise and Quay, crawling out of bed and driving downtown to do this one! They talk about bears of bosses, getting painted like Jesus, maternity leave, carnivals - which obvs leads to Gravitron talk, places people put their dentures and wigs, and what if you could only sing your emotions? How to they make all that fit together? Listen to find out!

Good pal, Aaron Miller gets done with his morning meeting and runs in to discuss all cool random things this morning! The boys leave Marquay alone for a while to talk to himself for a while, then they talk mayonnaise, eating levels of mayo instead of hot sauce, breakaway button pants, sister uncles, Blaise's speech impediment growing up, ninjas from Germany, and becoming film stars when you&#3...

Our good pal Davey joins the show today and comes in with his morning coffee ready to roll! Speaking of coffee, Blaise comes in with his coffee in a Pho container, we discuss the relevance of monkey bars in organizations across seas, talk about round ice cubes, Patric Mahommes dumb hair, tuna sandwich zombies, oranges in pockets, and if you don't know what any of this is, then take a listen. H...

Josh Dullea comes back in studio after quite the hiatus of being on the show. The ole boyeees get into talking about foreshadowing in the Titanic, iceberg lettuce, clothing optional beaches we're aware of - some wild stories that go along with them, golf clubs, the substance persimmon, new objects besides truck nuts to put on your vehicles, old guy corvettes and boy oh boy, so much more! Enjoy...

One of our fav pals, and first timer, Dylan Gronlund, rolls out of bed and leaves his house join the boyz in studio today. This is a very enjoyable episode where we cover 5 things that Dylan did at work this week, people having rights, starting a family with a lot lizards, going to places with girls, and we see a precarious movement and wonder what it's all about. Dylan hosts the open mic every Tu...

Bethany Abeln joins the pod again after waking up way to early for her own good. We rhyme and just say random words, talk about favorite Presidents, shortened names that don't start with the first part of names, Marquay's love child, packing bindles, No Doubt songs, find out if there's eels in Bismarck, and a LOT more. It's a fun one so strap in!

Jantzonia takes a minute out of his schedule from slinging sick rhymes to come into the studio. We discuss holding places up with d**kie, Jenny Mccarthy, scale toilets, riding in cars with no drivers, how wolves actually go off to be lone wolves, rabies, staph infections, things Beyonce has been in, and a ridiculous amount of other things. Jantzonia is a sick rapper. Check him out on Spotify, Appl...