I Woke Up For This

Bethany Abeln does the ole wakey wakey to come into the show this morning! We talk getting grabbed by the toosh, Turducken, grabbing beers from inside of cups, Hans Brinker and his skates, watching Detective Pikachu after eating fungi, using goat intestines for super fun time, water beds, African men living with Bethany, the African country of Kenga, Kid Rock, Eminem, and oh so much more. Like, Su...

One of the best pals and funniest dudes, Josh Dullea, back in the studio! (Marquay comes in late this time. He was being a responsible parent and dropping his kid off at school) We talk about longing for George W. Bush, grandparents day at school, a cool new ruse to get out of everything, how many "M"s are good for an "F", The Comedy Jam, eating Cheetos with chop sticks, Uber s...

Good pal of the show, Lauren Clow (LawnSpeezy) joins us in the ole studio today! We talk if it's cool to hang stockings on anything other than mantles, groomsmen, soda pop culture, water births vs land births vs air births, Vitiligo being names of other things than colors, going to a Danceteria, we try to twice everyone multiple times, but we're catching onto it now, not being chosen at Th...

Blaise and Quay grace your presence again this morning! Both up and alive bright and early! They talk horse betting on a Monday night, horses using boxing gloves, finding good ole fashioned wide spread magazines, high school Mountain Dew pong, a historic Mountain Dew Wall in SW North Dakota, we call Blaise's mom while she's in the bathtub, hear a fun story of Marquay going to the clink, an...

Our hero, and very funny pal, Nathan Roe crawls out of the ole king mattress to come chills with the wokes this morning! We talk hot dentists being in a trench coat and becoming one hot megazord dentist, some hot Murphy bed talk, eating 3 bags of chips and fights about Sun Chips, doing crowd work with a divorced couple, the masked avenger who opened for us this past weekend on the road, No Tears v...

Who needs guests when you have the OG Wokey Boizz - just Blaise and Marquay this week! We talk fat people wrists, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Blaise MCing a Liberian Wedding, livestreaming buffet lines, finding pennies in a single person shower, practice jersey materials, positive influence Bart Simpson posters, Mickey D's Monopoly, how the CEO was holding the HR Lady at that Coldplay concert...

Shkar Abdullah! Our local ole buddy ole pal, bouncer and joke teller comes on the pod to pal around! We get into it and talk about passing gas and catching it with your hands, Wrestling, "Sloppy Tilapia", Shaq sponsored cheeseburgers, and Crank Yankers. We also talk about AI, but don't tell it because sometimes we don't say good stuff about it. We then get into bindles of beans,...

Old buddy, old pal, Kyle Huber joins the boys in the ole AM today. We start talking about 7 things in Canada rated less than a 7, seeing your grandma in birthday gear, how cool full dress slips never happen like they do in movies, dropping your towel to look hot, homeless art exhibits, The Gull vs The Gall, getting loans off street cred, we also flip quarters and it's very cool. Join in to see...

One of our favorite comics and friends, Marlin Wells, joins the show today! We talk all things Smurfs, Frank Sinatra's home life, existentially scary concepts, BUBBLE GUM, different national specialty days of the year - like Mud Pack Day, discover the only two people in America who still know about the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie - The Villian, talk about friends' experiences in prison, Bo...

Pal, friend, acquaintance, and cool guy - Blake Loomis joins the show this morning! Real hot one as we discuss being homeless with 1 shoe vs 2 shoes, the "rap sure", mongo style and other things in skateboarding, waking up blind, we come up with a great scam for future moms to use, renting out wombs, vitiligo dogs, different salt logos, and oh so much more! Like, subscribe, watch and enj...

Taylor "Pike" Peterson joins the show today! He's a good pal and also guitarist for the band Low Standards! He's also a kickass (former) radio personality, but he got out of bed again today to work on the radio chops and guest with the boys! Super fun one as we discuss Weezer songs, hot couples in Perkins, acupuncture, bringing people back to life... kinda, tricking people into p...

Justin Van Berkom! Our fav new comic on the ole Fargo scene joins us today, since he's unemployed and has nothing better to do. We talk about grinding at bars, how cool State FFA (Future Farmers Of America) was in High School, doing gross offs, some ole football talk since FOOTBALL IS BACK, commercials about crooked *thangs* and the commercials during football games, Blaise's high school p...

Good pal and fellow comedian, Josh Dullea grabs a cup of joe to come join us in the AM today. We get right into it with hot talk about gas station coffee, spray painted bikes in Missoula, stolen bikes, painting presidents, Grand Theft Autoing Uber Drivers for the best interest of the Uber Driver, solving all the world's issues by stolen Ubers, small number protests, politicians that may have s...

Our good pal and fellow comedic mind in Fargo, Dylan "Diesel" Gronlund crawls out of bed to join the pals! Such a stellar episode as we talk POV stuff, Minnesota State Fair Cookies, different kinds of Dilly bars, learn how to say "mmmmm... yea" by the master, the thickness of Kit Kats vs Teeth, World's Largest Candy Store, learn there was a guy named Nimrod in The Bible, an...

Another wild week with our guitar teaching, joke telling,m fun loving friend, Gregory Hobbs! Real interesting week as the pals talk Axl Rose Anagrams. Speak on Rosey Perez, Rosie O'Donnell, and Rosie from the Jetsons. Presidential Production Companies, Seinfeld and how Marisa Tomei is a babe, and most importantly about how Mr. Graveldinger isn't Marquay's friend, along with other stuff...

Parker Boone. The *FIVE TIME* Mashed Potato Eating Potato Days Champ wakes up from a food coma to join the show! We have a great time talking mash potato culture, purchasing items from stores, being damsels in distress (dis dress), caffiene intake. Then we get into the good stuff, which involves a lot of talk about gongs, the size of gongs, gong puns, all the good stuff. After all this awesome mat...

Our good pal Bethany Abeln sets an alarm and snoozes it 40 times to get into the studio, but she does it! We discuss a lot of track and field, specifically javelin, friends who have tried Mystery (the Pickup Artist's) moves, throwing things on WNBA courts, betting on said things on the WNBA courts, alien arrivals, things we can't say next week, lifelike movies, and of course - Betty White...

Our new pal Justin Van Berkom clocks out of his night shift to come into the studio early morning! We talk about stupid saying, embarassing moments with our crushes, Our Moms' hall passes, not making it back in time and driving with things in your pants, $600 chains, being selective on what lungs you get during transplants, listening to yourself, giraffe's tongues, and oh so much more! Jus...

Blaise and Quay with an Ep with the OG BOYS!!! Such a fun one that starts off with Blaise getting chased by a homeless man, before we get into the hot topics like what if our currency went back to the gold standard, but instead of gold, if it was beef jerky. We also talk about if you would be able to get away with crimes in NYC if you flew there just for that, Sam Goody Stores, collecting cans in...

Some kickass musicians, rappers, local (going on international) legends Durow and Jantzonia stay awake all night from a show to come in and talk with the boys. We discuss their tour that's coming up - The Ballistic Tour - that you should definitely go to if you get the chance. Both these guys are so talented and you'll see their names in lights some day, so be the hipster that can say you...

Matthew Ternus, comic and new pal of ours, wipes the sleep out of his eyes and darts down to Fargo all the way from Grand Forks for a stellar time with the boizzz! We start out by converting him (to what? We're not sure). Then we start talking about Lunchables for Communion, sweet special surgeries that Matt had, finding trenchcoats big enough for all 3 of us on top each other, putting peppero...

Josh Boyle escapes the extreme heat of the depths of Arizona. Which is equivalent to where God's (our lord and savior) worst enemy is from. We talk favorite dinosaurs - T-Rex will always rule - rapper diss tracks and how they're not impressive, laying awake with your thoughts (and never sleeping because of it), Susan Boyle, how we need more cold in this world because an ice age will bring...

Rachel Kennedy is back in town to discuss life with us! We talk about pageant kids, old man habits, watching ducks, getting scared and eating soup, training for Hello Kitty wars, April O'neil / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, childhood fights and Marquay saying something super BA to his teacher. (Sorry about the video. Somethign went reallll wacky so you'll just see pictures of us during thi...

Bethany Ablen takes a day off of lifting weights to join the boys in studio again! We talk about soft, short, long, and low vowels. Beth tells us the details in the latest "Steamy Novel" she read. Debate if getting good at cooking is easier than getting good at other skills/talents. Wonder what it would be like if you had caddies for horse racing, talk about Ninja Turtles and other tunne...

A fun one with Blaise and Quay! We talk about Reese's Piece's being PC, Blaise crying at camp, a crazy electrocution from Marquay's childhood, president's daughters, Great Grandparents vs Glamorous Grandparents, a fun interaction with the band Everclear, cops watching everything, those robot dogs not being able to be pet right, and so much more! Also, if you subscribe this week, yo...