Blaise Kautzman
I Woke Up For This
Comedians Blaise Kautzman and Marquay Belcher talk to comics and other individuals they deem fit any time between 7am and 9am on Tuesday Mornings. Which is usually pretty hard for the people we bring on. It's a fun time. Come see what none of the fuss is about but where good times are had. Follow us on Instagram @iwokeupforthispodFollow Blaise on Instagram @blaiser.kautz Follow Marquay on Instagram @marquayquay
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Blaise Kautzman
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Latest episode
Jul 8, 2026
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Episodes
King (and boyfriend) of Mice - Ep 17 w/ Kellin Harmon 13.08.2024 56:28
Kellin Harmon wakes up to grab his U-Haul and stops in before he makes his big move away from town. We talk about lost relationships, dating a bunch of mice, places to take a wizz, eating sandwiches, and basically we try to keep Kellin on track and think of one thing in pop culture he actually knows, Kellin's a rad dude and is moving to the cities. He's also got a kickass TikTok and is pre...
Post 9/11 Bison Burgers - Ep 16 w/ Ruby Richard 06.08.2024 51:18
Ruby Richard wakes up from her slumber to come join the cast today! We talk about cults, what it's like to not be alive during 9/11, bears, picnic baskets, Swiss Cheese, Bin Laden, and how she lies to customers about the nutritional facts on menus at the restaurant she works at. Ruby is a fun gal who's coming up in Fargo's comedy scene, and you should check her out when you get the cha...
Nudes Too Fast, Burned In The Past - Ep 15 w/ Our Friend Aaron 02.08.2024 55:17
None of us were able to wake up on time this week, so we recorded later in the week and in a new venue! Our friend, Aaron joins the pod this week, because he's been begging us to come on for a while. We talk first dates, awkward first dates, hinge dates, Aaron's wildest date, and well, a lot of dating stuff for 3 dudes to talk about. Hope you enjoy! If you want Aaron's number to date h...
Smoking Section Psychologists - Ep 14 w/ Josh Dullea 24.07.2024 1:08:24
Josh Dullea wakes up wayyyy too early then lays in his bed for a few hours before coming in to bs with the boys. The morning talk we get into this time involve phone s*x lines, Biden dating his house keeper (her name is Consuela), more fun conspiracies (that are actually true because we said them on our show), getting the best advice from top tier individuals in concert smoking sections, fun DUI t...
A Strong Woman Guest - Ep 13 w/ Beth Abeln 16.07.2024 51:41
Beth Abeln flexed in the morning by getting to the studio in time. That surprised me. - Not because she's a woman, just because she and her boyfriend both told me she doesn't wake up early and that she may not wake up. We discuss getting away with murders, protein bars, reinvent math. Along with that, we teach Beth a few words that she uses out of context that she should definitely change,...
Vending Cigarettes & My Wife's Sanchos - Ep 12 w/ Bryan Miller 10.07.2024 56:59
Bryan Miller sets an alarm to wake up early to call in from the great state of Minnesota! We cover some great topics like vending machine cigarettes, nerds, snapping towels, bad gigs/open mics, and learning that "Sancho" means whoever your wife is cheating on you with - it's not just a guy's name in that Sublime song. Bryan is a fun dude and rad comic. He's been in the game a...
Drop Kick Baseball - Ep 11 w/ Greg Hobbs 02.07.2024 56:47
Greg Hobbs transcends out his bed to come into the studio and talk with us. He's a new yoga teacher, so we talk about that, crappy coffee, if there's any regular person who's actually a 1 out of 10 in the world, gross dogs, Blaise's drunk high school coaches, and a whole world of other things. Tune in and give er a listen! Follow Greg on Instagram - @alphagreghobbs Blaise's Ins...
Play-Doh Noose - Ep 10 w/ Jacob Jonas 25.06.2024 57:14
Jacob Jonas crawled out of his van, that he calls a home, to come into the studio at the butt-crack of dawn. Quay and Josh Dullea are with us as well. We get into real cool stuff like fighting illiterate elementary summer schoolers on controversial topics, discuss how kids pick out their billionaires, debate "What size a man has to be to be a full grown man?", talk about The Enchanted Hi...
69 Jamaican Air Horns - Ep 9 20.06.2024 58:34
Marquay and I roll out of bed (not together) to get back in the studio again! No guest this time. Marquay is pretty much just regular co-host if you guys haven't gotten that by now. We talk in Jamaican accents to sell cars, speak about Valentina Vassilyeva (who gave birth to 69 children), the moon, aliens, and my nephew barfing. And that's just part of it! Sure to find something you enjoy...
Dino Chickens, DoDo Hair, and Gwar - Ep 8 w/ Casey Flesch 14.06.2024 47:32
Casey Flesch rolled over from the right side of the bed to call in and chat with us today! He's big into hockey and golf. So of course we talked those things. But we also got into talking dinosaurs, shopping with a do do bird on your head, mom's with multiple nipples and guys with 3 toes. Listen to the whole thing for our smooth transitions to each topic! Casey is fun, lighthearted comedia...
Reginald Denny's New Boat - Ep 7 w/ Josh Dullea and Marquay Belcher 05.06.2024 58:26
Josh Dullea comes into the studio since he was up since 5am. Marquay also comes in because he's a fun guy and will be in most of the time. We talk hot feet, the most Reginald Denny talk since 92', cinder blocks (of course), the great hunts of the Bison (and what really happened according to us) and a lot of dumb other stuff. Follow Josh's podcast "Going Hard" and his Insta @joshdullea Follow Marqu...
Spatulas and (Half) Marathons - Ep 6 w/ Trevor Anderson 31.05.2024 52:27
This week we have Trevor Anderson get up with us! He's used to getting up relatively early since he's the first father of a human child to join our show. (Even though he can usually go back to bed after getting the kiddo ready) He's one of the funniest dudes in Minneapolis, is a stellar comic, plays in a rad band - "The Brothers Allmanac", does woodworking, runs half marathon...
Quadriplegic Dunk Tank - Ep 5 w/ John Kennedy 24.05.2024 58:17
John Kennedy crawls out of bed due to construction and calls into the show. Dave Standal "The All American" is also in the studio palling around with us and having some fun talk time. The 3 of us have a great conversation about Dave's cats, defibrillators, homeless people, and walking in on your wife cheating on you with a man with no legs. If you are unaware of John, get to know him. He's a kicka...
Brimming With Life - Ep 4 w/ Joey Avery 14.05.2024 53:14
Joey Avery joins the show today. He wakes up at the crack of dawn to catch a plane, so instead of packing clothes, calls in to chit chat! We talk about cool things like almost dying rafting, abandoned boy scout camps, not giving pertinent information about unsolved murder cases, pregnant people on dating sites, and other rad things! Joey rules. Go give him a follow on Insta @JoeyAvery and subscrib...
Cake, Hitler, and Basketball - Ep 3 w/ Marquay Belcher 13.05.2024 42:42
Marquay Belcher joins as a guest in studio today. We learn to get the cameras in studio working. Talk about ugly basketball players and when Blaise was ball boy for the Timberwolves. His fun run-in with Reggie Miller. We wonder if Hitler's family were nice people and he was just a meanie black sheep, and discuss different fun things like cake and Pixar movies. Quay is a DJ, comic, and all arou...
Palm Time - Ep 2 w/ Mike Earley 08.05.2024 48:56
Mike Earley is the guest this week. We talk about cool things like sleeping in parked cars in fields and critically acclaimed Justin Timberlake Movie "In Time". We also talk about finding people's IDs, try to break down the movie TENET, and giggle along the way. He's a killer comic, so go see him when you get the chance; and give him a follow on Instagram @Earley_Mike
Literal Street Burritos - Ep 1 w/ Chloe Radcliffe 07.05.2024 34:28
Chloe Radcliffe calls into the show! We Talk about rad things like eating other people's leftovers and asking people cool questions about themselves and getting unexpected answers (which may include deaths). Go see Chloe when you get the chance and follow her Insta @chloebadcliffe First ep, so tell me what I did wrong!
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