I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That

*rattles chains* awoooooo, spooky episode! well, not rreally. sorry olks, our list didnt dovetail perfectly with Halloween this year like it did last year, so instead of monsters or Bela Lugosi you're getting hamfisted sexual politics and frankly shocking abuse of the mentally disabled. that's right, it's the worst rom-com of all time, GIGLI (2003)! And joining us are returning guests and fam of t...

are you ready for an action movie with so many explosions at such a tepid pace that you actually get bored of them? well then buckle up, because we're watching the heart racer that's never even HEARD of on-set safety precautions, BALLISTIC: ECKS VS. SEVER (2002) starring very checked out Antonio Banderas and zero effort Lucy Liu! To help us stay awake through all the twists and turns, returning gu...

Well, it's finally here, the year we swore we'd never forget, the year Mariah Carey's film career was ended prematurely by the man responsible for 9/11, George W. Bush. That brilliant first movie: GLITTER (2001)!!! To help us through what was a traumatic time in all our lives, we've brought in longtime friends of the pod, Amy & Anna. We talk outfits, we talk drama, we talk... New Kids on the Block...

two thousand zero zero, party's over, oops out of time! instead, since Y2K didn't do us the courtesy of wiping out all electronics, we're stuck watching the worst movie of the futuristic year 2000, BATTLEFIELD EARTH!!! we've got talented actors, a big budget*, and source material from one of the best-selling science fiction authors of all time** so what could go wrong?! *budget in dispute, may hav...

It's the end of the 90's folks, and that means it's time to sit down and talk about arguably the most anticipated film of all time, and perhaps the most hated, STAR WAR: EPISODE I - THE PHANTOM MENACE (1999). incredibly successful, incredibly divisive, spawning decades of vitriol from fans and critics alike, it's time we look again at thing and see if all that hate was merely hype! *sees Jar Jar B...

It's our worst nightmare: someone thinks a good movie is actually bad. Alright, it's gonna take all of us pitching in together, because lord knows we can't trust the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT to help out, so here it is: we've got an hour and a half to talk about every single aspect of the so-called "worst movie of the year" for 1998, ARMAGEDDON. and to do it right, we'll need a very special guest; three...

Ooooh shit yeah, it's SCHUMACHER TIME as we start getting into the worst movies of the late 90s! Loaded with an all-star cast given basically free rein to do whatever they wanted, a budget that would embarrass 80% of the world's GDP, and of course a baller ass soundtrack featuring Smashing Pumpkins, it's BATMAN AND ROBIN (1997), a train wreck we can't look away from! Joining us to talk all about a...

oh wow, back-to-back movies about nude dancers! what a buckwild decade the 90s was, you really gotta hand it to 'em. Anyways, we watched STRIPTEASE (1996), supposedly the worst movie of it's year, starring demi moore and burt reynolds! Joining us is old pal Nick for much back-and-forth over bad stripper movies! This movie is very stupid, and our smooth brains didnt have to work too hard. If you're...

oh damn, we're in Vegas, getting drunk as hell, and chasing our dreams! YOU WANNA WIN YOU GOTTA GAMBLE, BABEYYYYY! And hey, while we're here, lets check out SHOWGIRLS (1995), the.... worst movie of all time? Uh, we'll see about that Mr. Michael Sauter. Joining us to help us figure out if this is a misogynistic piece of shit, a unintentionally hilarious piece of camp, or a secretly brilliant soieta...

YEEEEEEEE HAW folks we are BACK with the rootinest, tootinest western this side of the Rio Gran-- wait, what? We're not watching Tombstone, we're watching... WAGONS EAST (1994), the movie that killed John Candy? well that fucken sucks. At least we're joined by longtimme friends of the pod Amy & Anna, who help us talk our way through yet another western and some physiological questions about penis...

aw shit, it's copaganda week here at ICBYMMWT, and to kick things off we take a look at the worst movie of the year, ROBOCOP 3 (1993), plus the series as a whole! We got everything from designer drugs to gentrified neighborhoods, high-powered gangs and devious corporate execs, and OF COURSE, you know we had to bring in our pal Will to help us keep everything straight. "LIKE, RATE, AND SUBSCRIBE, C...

Stop! Or we'll call the local paper and tell them what we saw you doing! Why don't you put that down, and come listen to a nice podcast instead, eh sweetie?? That's right listen to us, your moms, as we talk about STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT (1992) the buddy cop movie no one asked for starring rambo and the grandma from golden girls! and of course we brought back our own golden girl, Jimmie, to than...

[put easy joke about people stopping, collaborating, and listening to this podcast here later] This week Amy and her friend subject themselves to the cruel indignities of the worst movie from 1991, COOL AS ICE, starring Vanilla  Ice! and who but Steve could get us through these dark times with his observational humor about such everyday foibles as: supporting your family with your OnlyFans, steven...

*opening chords of smells like teen spirit start* whoa, hey man, welcome to the 90's, where we're all worried about who's selling out and what the top video on TRL is! Oh, and also what's the worst movie from every year?? GOOD NEWS, i can help you with that last one, chum, because it's fucken TROLL 2 (1990), the horror movie with no trolls and no ties at all to TROLL (1986) so the whole thing is a...

Folks, we've seen some shit. Through the years we've seen it all: amateur directors, non-existent scripts, terrible dialogue that never matches the movement of the actors lips... i mean we've seen some awful stuff. Stuff w'll never forget! But folks... this might be the worst of them all. direct from Canada and straight to video, it's THINGS (1989)!! Hope you brought some paper towels, sickos!! Jo...

From the deepest reaches of space comes a tale of friendship that spans galaxies! A young boy and his alien best friend try to outwit government agents while defeating their rumbly tummies with the power of global fast food franchises! That's right, it's MAC AND ME (1988), the not so heartwarming tale of improving your life through the power of brands and immigrating to America via the proper chan...

Look! Up in the sky! it's a bird! It's a plane! It's a nuclear muscle man with the voice of Gene Hackman?? By god it must be the worst movie of 1987, SUPERMAN IV: THE QUEST FOR PEACE!! We're doomed!!! is there no one who can save us from the awful green screen, the ridiculous moon effects, the terrible Jon Cryer dialogue??? No. There isnt. But our friend Scott stops by to try to help us cope, and...

Get down, America! we're back in a big way, with HOWARD THE DUCK (1986), one of the worst-regarded comic book movies of all time! Is Howard difficult to look at? Yes. Is Lea Thompson very horny? Yes. Does Tim Robins almost die trying to fly a plane? Very yes. But by a great stroke of luck, we're joined by sickos-in-good-standing Anna and Amy to sort through all this and help us determine: Does it ...

Halfway through the 80's, baby! This week we enter the realm of WARRIOR WOMEN who hate men and love swords, with the sword & sorcery "classic" RED SONJA (1985)!! We got chainmail bikinis, oiled up muscles, and fierce mullets that are as deadly as they are beautiful. And joining us to decide if that's awesome or awful is Amy's brother! Welcome back bubs! If you'd like to support the owrk of the Big...

Good evening, listeners... my, you look so sensual tonight. Perhaps you would enjoy watching "the hottest erotic film of the century" [citation needed] with us? A little Bo Derek film called BOLERO (1984)!! Oh, you've left. WELL TOO BAD, cause we've got a hell of a show, pal, and you're gonna miss our dear friend Brittney's acerbic wit and devastating burns! Plus: pedophilia??? If you ever thought...

Aw shit it's time to get SpOoKy sickos, because we're talking about the freakiest, most haunted house in the fucking WORLD, man, it's AMITYVILLE 3-D (1983), and SATAN has come to REAP YOUR SOUL-- wait *touches earpiece* I'm being told this movie is actually PG and there's no satan and also it mostly seems to deal with getting a divorce. well that fuckin sucks, what the heck! At least we get to han...

Well all you hepcats and cool kitties, we're taking you all the way back to the glory days of sexual harassment and motorcycle jumps at the pre-integration schools of 1961, in the worst movie of 1982, GREASE 2!!! confused? I KNOW I AM. Joining us this week to help us sort the pistols from the stamens is returning guest and pal-4-lyfe, Mike! We rate the songs, the outifts, and the generally bad vib...

dang, a whole ass year has passed! we've come a long way, baby, all the way from 1929 to the accursed year of 1981! And what's the worst movie from 1981? Why it's INCHON, the Korean war movie bought and paid for by the Moonies! With an enormous budget and all-star cast, I'm sure it can't be that bad, why-- whats that? i'm sorry, you're saying this was a total paycheck job for everyone involved, an...

Woo hooooo its the 80s babey! We're trading in our bell bottoms for leg warmers, and our qualudes for pure uncut columbian snow! And you kow what that means: ANOTHER LONG ASS MOVIE!! Hell yeah! This week, the worst movie of 1980 is HEAVEN'S GATE, and no, not the alien cult! We mean the THREE HOUR, FORTY MINUTE western about land snatching and roller skating! And back to help us out is our old frie...

Well we're sending off the most over-the-top decade in style, with an over-the-top episode about the most over-the-top movie, CALIGULA (1979)!!! Is it good, is it bad, is it porn, is it art, do we need to see so many assholes or did we not see enough? Truly this film contains so many multitudes we brought in a murderers row of guests to help us pick through wet, hairy bodies: Amy, Anna, and Brittn...