I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That

It's been a minute since we've had a first-time guest on the pod, but we correct that oversight this week with our pal Ken Burger , who joins us to take a trip across the pond and watch TERROR (1978)! we got buck naked strippers with leather whips, cops getting slowly pancaked by their possessed patrol cars, inept softcore porn, and so much more!  once again theyre making us vote! if you live in m...

Hey everybody, we're back from the hardware store, and we're ready for some hardcore scares! This week we use every tool we've got to deconstruct THE TOOLBOX MURDERS (1978) with our pal Nick! We break down all the brutal kills, the eroti baths, plus we talk about smooth country music! "This one's got it all!" to learn more about local tool libraries, here's a few: https://fargond.gov/city-governme...

Aweeoo weeoo, we're back in Italy to get a taste of poliziotteschi, the grimy crime dramas that got us all through the years of lead! Our friend Beth scorzato returns to talk about the ferocious beast with a machine gun in MAD DOG KILLER (1977) starring Helmut Berger (NOT RUTGER HAUER)! Plus, a special guest intrudes! support public media! https://www.npr.org/ If you or someone you know is struggl...

Our dear friends Amy K & Anna are back to talk extraterrestrials and problematic lgbtq representation in this very pride-themed episode of ICBYMMWT! Along the way we discuss british slurs, electric bongs, and of course the beales of grey gardens! happy pride everybody! to help fight dirty data centers, head here: https://naacp.org/campaigns/stop-dirty-data-centers for a bunch of lgbtq-friendly sum...

We're back with yet another distressing film to discuss! this time we go way out into troubled waters with FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE (1977), a movie with more racial slurs in it than perhaps any other? EVER? And joining us to remember all their favorites, our pal Scott is back! We talk religion, pacifism, super cool safe words, PLUS pride recommendations! So fun! To heck out Scott's design work and mayb...

Nazis! We fuckin hate these guys! But they just dont seem to stop popping up on our list of video nasties, and so we plow ahead with returning guest Ian into the horrible arms of THE BEAST IN HEAT (1977)! we got all kinds of onscreen atrocities, all kinds of nude body parts filmed from the least flattering angles possible, and of course, all kinds of italian leftist fashion!  to help people in nee...

its time for your annual reminder that all kids are evil zombie masters, this time with the video nasty THE CHILD (1977)! no budget, crazy music, and of course lots of dead pets. Our friend Kyle returns to help us make sense of the nonsensical, and also answer some important questions about GROGU. to learn more about tetanus, heres a website: https://www.cdc.gov/tetanus/about/index.html if you'd l...

Fresh from a new kid, half a new garage, and a secret third thing that involves gas stations, our friend Anthony is back to learn about the geographical horror known as THE HILLS HAVE EYES (1977)!! our pal wes craven is back from making a porno and he's FULL of ideas, most of which involve a sonny bono lookalike, a sexually repressed alumnus of THE ohio state, and the Air Bud of horror movies! Plu...

its me, Count Podcastferatu! I vant to turn you into a soulless child of the night! No, not a vampire, an AM radio show listener! Though coincidentally, this week on the podcast we welcome returning guest Brenda Kezar to help us unearth a little non-zombie Romero, starting off with MARTIN (1977)! we're suckin blood and taking names as the american dream slowly dies in the background! yeeee HAW! If...

We're back in the frozen tundra of Canada with our first foray into the ouevre of David Cronenberg! Em Cassel joins us to talk anti-motorcyle propaganda, armpit gremlin creatures, and the one and only Smooth Eddie in the 1977 horror classic, RABID. plus we talk a lil shit about minnesota sports. SPICY! And if you'd like to learn more about how you can help prevent heart disease, especially in wome...

This week we're off to neutral Switzerland to watch the movie with possibly the worst title in all of film history, MOSQUITO THE RAPIST (1977)! Our friend Kevin pops in to help us figure out if the characters have names, if the eyeballs have heads, if the title is even true. SO MANY QUESTIONS. if you'd like to adopt a pet, find a rescue near you via bing.com! amy got hers here:  https://www.cofpet...

Ahhhh, back into the jungles of trash cinema, our old, horrible friend. this week we're visiting the LAST CANNIBAL WORLD (1977) where all the animals are getting VERY crueltied, and people's weiners are getting all swatted to hell. and joining us to chat about that, and other stuff, our dear friend Jimmie! a real trouper! If you'd like to learn how to start a garden, here's a nice place to begin:...

Well that sucked! Sickos, this week we come to you LIVE! from lads weekend 2026, where Amy's and her Friend are joined by Steve, Mat, Will, Scott, Nick, and Chris to discuss GESTAPO'S LAST ORGY (1977), the very disgusting nazisploitation film that made us all upset and uncomfortable. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED, we talk about a lot of very disturbing things, and three of us give it the infamous 5...

"Which witch is which??" haha, thats just a little bit of wordplay i came up with to celebrate the witchy episode we recorded with Amy K and Anna , our dear friends! We watched the iconic Argento masterpiece SUSPIRIA (1977) and basically just wallowed in the lush colors, tasty music, and deep pools of maggots. Won't you join us? in the maggots? if you'd like to give to Unicef, head this way: https...

Wife-of-the-podcast Meredith is BACK and we head on down to the southland to meet every kind of weirdo Texas has on offer in Tobe Hooper's 1976 clessic EATEN ALIVE! We got gators (or is it a croc?), we got brothels, and buddy you know we got honky tonk assholes! plus a big ol' red spotlight, what a hoot! CHOMP CHOMP! if youd like to join the Society for the Study of Amphibians and Reptiles, head t...

Ah dangit, we're back to nazi love slave shit again, what a drag! ah well, to help us trudge through the erotic horrors of SS EXPERIMENT LOVE CAMP (1976) we brought our dear friend Brandon back to bring sunshine to our rainy hearts. we laugh, we cry, we of course go on a million tangents. wow what a show! To find or organize a coat drive near you, head here:  https://www.onewarmcoat.org/ To kick s...

It's Catholic Week here on the pod, as we delve into the seedy underbelly of DIVORCE, ANIMAL TORTURE, and RAINCOATS. to tackle these weighty subjects (and more!) we brought back our friend Megan to talk ALICE, SWEET ALICE (1976)! to look into play therapy for kids who might be having a tough time, check out this org: https://www.a4pt.org/ And as always, check out all our bonus episodes at  https:/...

Check it out, we doubled up on guests this week for a double dose of that NASTINESS, actually the movie we watched was kinda chill, it's called MANSION OF THE DOOMED (1976), and our friends Haley and Beth popped in to talk about it. PLUS: Gloria Grahame Chat!!! to help some kids get surgeries thatll make their lives better, head here: https://www.smiletrain.org/ if you want to learn more about wha...

hey buddy, nice set of wheels you got there, wanna race? winner has to host the loser to a long weekend at a romantic canadian hideaway. whatre you  a pussy ? Anyways, we brought back our friend Chris to talk about DEATH WEEKEND (1976)! if you or someone you know is experiencing ptsd, check out tetris: https://play.tetris.com/ If you or someone you know is struggling with mental health or addictio...

Welcome back, we're just off to tour the isles of greece, starting with everyone's favorite: Mykonos! that's right, "the island of the winds," the one we know and love, as featured in ISLAND OF DEATH (1976). and returning to talk about greece and perversion, our greece and perversion expert Brittney! If you want an anti-nazi red hat hand crocheted by our guest, donate to someone who could use it i...

Happy Mardi Gras! we took a trip down to the bayou (italy) to learn about loup garou (werewolves) and drink sazeracs (blood of our enemies) as we watch WEREWOLF WOMAN (1976) with our pal Jess !  If you'd like to help out immigrants facing descrimination and deporttion, look at these folks: https://immigrantdefensenetwork.org/ to pitch in to solve the cruel mystery of lupus, head here: https://www....

UDO is BACK yes our first visit with the man since his untimely passing, and we brought back our budding Kier Expert Kelly Martin to celebrate! it's time to talk EXPOSÉ (1976), aka The House on Straw Hill aka Trauma aka Udo What Udid Last Ummer. I might have made one of those titles up, LISTEN to find out which! to learn more about the signs of Stroke, head this way: https://www.stroke.org/en/ to...

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL??? No, really, because if not we can come back later. JUST KIDDING, we're already running late and youre getting football talk whether you like it or not. So we brought in National Football League analysts Amy K & Anna to help us break down the All-22 and find out who is THE WITCH WHO CAME FROM THE SEA (1976)! wait, that doesnt sound very football-y.... to Do Someth...

say buenos dias to SNUFF (1975), a nonsensical mish mash of five different ideas and none of them good. We welcome back our pal Steve to talk satanic harems, busted fourth walls, and ethical cucking relationships! always a treat! If you or someone you know is in a situation involving violence and needs help, head here:  https://www.thehotline.org/   to Do Something about the nazis invading Minneso...

Looook into my crystal ball, gaze upon the tarot, and consult my many ornate star charts, for within you'll find... A PODCAST. thats right we're back as the gruesome twosome tasked with an unholy mission, to watch every ding dang video nasty there ever was. this week: THE ASTROLOGER (1975), not to be confused with the other movie from the same time with the same name and the same poster! THATS A D...