I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That

It's been a hell of a week, so we're winding down with a relaxing little piece of garbage called THE LOVE BUTCHER (1975), a kind of buckwild PSYCHO (1960) ripoff thats not quite campy or scary enough to make it work. Nevertheless we bring our friend Mikey back to help us chop it up! To help support free speech lawyers, (or retain one) head here: https://www.aclu-mn.org/ If you'd like to learn more...

Amid all The Horrors, we must podcast. well, we dont have to, but heck, maybe you need a break from how awful things are, lord knows we do, and so here's a new episode about LAST STOP ON THE NIGHT TRAIN (1975) with our friend Will . we did a lot of chit chat about the horrible shit on the pre-show but cut it because it was almost a half hour, and also it felt weird putting it alongside our talk ab...

Happy New Year! We're ringing in 2026 with a NEW episode of our nasty podcast with a NEW guest, film critic Keith Harris! And you know we're not gonna bring Keith here unless we've got a movie worth critiquing, the first of our Argento entries, DEEP RED (1975)! Along the way we continue talking shit about Italians, consider how children are, and of course we talk about GOBLIN. if you want to learn...

It's time to ramble, baby, as we bring back our dear friend Kevin to talk for nearly two hours about a movie thats like, 80 minutes long. it's Duke Mitchell's MASSACRE MAFIA STYLE (1974) and of course we don't limit ourselves to talking about racist italians and nasty dog murders, we ALSO talk about racist french people and whether paul dano has the juice! and like a million other things! Enjoy! I...

We're closing in on the big day, so its time for a festive winter tale about a mysterious, possibly real, holiday character we all love, Paul Naschy! That's right, he's back, in werewolf form, in NIGHT OF THE HOWLING BEAST (1975), with a cameo from our old friend The Yeti! Returning guest Diana helps us separate fact from fiction, climb a himilaya, and perhaps even get lucky with a couple devil wo...

Hey hey, we're going through a weird patch in our schedule known as "da holidays" so stuff is coming out a little irregularly, but never fear! we're back in fine form this week with our pal Mat talking about WOMEN BEHIND BARS (1975), the Jess Franco WIP film that dares to reveal all! By which we mean, we mostly talk about buttholes this week. if you wanna help end the ivory trade, check out WWF: h...

Haha, we switch gears from all-timer to total anonymity as we all sit down to watch AXE (1974)! our ol' friend Nick returns to help us fill out our christmas calendars, talk about other movies, compare how much snow we got, really anything other than the topic at hand.  this holiday season, adopt early and often: https://www.humanesociety.org/ https://www.cofpets.com/ https://www.mnhumane.org/ If...

Happy Thanksgiving week, let's get together with our oddball loved ones, eat weird homecooked delicacies, and heck maybe even welcome one or two new people to the table with the holiday classic, THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (1974)! A movie this incredible demands no less than the always incisive tag-team of Amy K and Anna, who help us learn about backstage trauma, zodiac sign bullshit, and learn o...

They said we couldn't keep finding new guests to be on our podcast, they said we smoke too tough, our swag too different, our bitch too bad, but guess what we went and did it agin anyways! longtime listener, first time nasty boy Kyle joins us to talk about the 1974 banger THE LIVING DEAD AT MANCHESTER MORGUE, where we all learned that in England ACAB stands for All Coppers Are Barmy!!! if you'd li...

Video Nasties? More like Video Naschy's because this week we're finally getting to know Spanish horror icon Paul Naschy, in the Giallo-esque BLUE EYES OF THE BROKEN DOLL (1973)! Joining us to talk about european geography, headless eyes, and gratuitous pig slaughter is our old pal Scott !  If you or someone you know is struggling with mental health or addiction and need a place to start, SAMHSA's...

spooky shit: OVER. now we're all about funky vigilantes with bangin' bod-bods and amazing outfits! that's right, it's the only blaxploitation video nasty, FOXY BROWN (1974) with special Pam Grier Expert, Katie ! who also is Amy's twin sister, so it's a little bit of a nepo thing. dont worry about it. to learn more about how to prevent and fight against diabetes, click here: https://diabetes.org/ T...

It's getting pretty spooky out there, wind is howling, barrier between the realms of the living and the dead getting thinner, sexy dudes are getting their heads chopped off, so it must be time to watch FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN (1973) with our spooky friend Emily! We got udo kier, we got creepy babies, we got balls, right there on the screen. Cant wait! if youd like to help get food in the bellies of...

our spooky journey rolls on, this time into the world of mental illness and quack medicine! we journey into the dark belly of DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT (1973) with our friend Chris and discover we're all mad here, in the wacky world of podcasts! if youre a dude with lumps, get em checked, starting here maybe: https://www.cancer.org/involved/fundraise/men-wear-pink.html if you wanna keep up with o...

At long last we've brought back FAN FAVORITE guest Brittney to discuss what promises to be a VERY EROTIC movie, Jess Franco's THE EROTIC RITES OF FRANKENSTEIN (1973)! we talk about everything you'd epect, such as 70's pubes, sexy bird women, and THE SHINING (1980). plus, plenty of spooky season chat! Enjoy! If youd like to protest the genocide in gaza, heres something you can do:  https://bdsmovem...

hey dorks, we're back in black, because it's October and everything's a little spookier these days! even PIGS (1973), and we're not talking about the basic absense of food regulation in this country these days! No, it's the nasty video about running from your past and getting rid of the bodies, with returning guest Mike !  if you'd like to adopt a pet, find a rescue near you via bing.com! amy got...

we got a certified banger on our hands this week, as we dip our toes into the unholy waters of nunsploitation! we got skeletized lovers, satanic lust, chronic masturbation, and of course a funky jazz score that really puts you in 1600s france. here to help us burn through the witches is our friend and nun expert (nunspert) Em Cassel!  if you want to learn more about whats happening in and around t...

We keep on truckin through these nasty videos, this time encountering the Psycho rip-off SCHOOLGIRLS IN CHAINS (1973) a movie we're unsure contains a single schoolgirl or chain! here to help us make heads or tails of it is our friend Beth Scorzato, which means plenty of sports talk, cats talk, and even a little Columbo talk! What a treat! if you'd like to adopt a pet, find a rescue near you via bi...

Brand new week, brand new episode, brand new guest! We're watching Wes Craven's very first feature film, LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT (1972), a movie that did everything it could to shock the world, even if it meant abandoning plans to be a porno. for more info on that and so much more, "listen to our podcast" as we invite amy's friend's neighbor Anthony to the pod! to find more of Anthony, look for @sk...

We're back with another video nasty that explores the limits of regional, low-budget horror, and the limits of how nasty a PG movie can really be! It's INVASION OF THE BLOOD FARMERS (1972), a movie with a bitchin title and even more awesome poster, but maybe not much else? helping us decide, our old accomplices Amy K and Anna ! If you'd like to help out kids heading back to school who might not ha...

Cannibals! We all love 'em, but where do they come from? That's what we aim to find out with MAN FROM DEEP RIVER (1972), the grandaddy of italian cannibal films! We brought our friendo Kevin back to discuss exploitation horror, the ethics of eating meat, if art can go too far, and less headier stuff as well. sharpen your teeth, it's chompin time! to learn more about meat alternatives, here's a goo...

uffda, this week we hit a movie that really earns it's title of "nasty." just slimy, soul-staining misanthropy, a complete disdain for its cast, its audience, hell even itself. it's WRONG WAY (1972), with our friend Jess ! If youd like to give a home to a rat or something, check out these guys: https://www.mnpocketpetrescue.org/ If you're concerned about human trafficking, check this site out:  ht...

woo hoo, this week we head on down to Texas for ENTER THE DEVIL (1972), a movie that's possibly the least nasty video we've ever seen! to make up for it was got very loose on tequila and kinky before the show, with special guest, Kirsten!! Here are the two stories that our guest plugged in the episode:   Forbidden Passions:  https:// thebrusselsreview.com/sis- byers/forbidden-passions/     Another...

one thing you gotta love about video nasties is they contain multitudes. last week? a porno. this week? a meditative look at repressed homosexuality under a fascist dictatorship, haunted by class immobility and a beautiful future without hope. plus some corpse-grinding and cow slaughtering! we brought back best friend of the pod Steve to help us figure out just how much cannibalism there even is i...

Every now and then, as you watch tons of movies and record hundreds of podcasts, you get lulled into thinking you've seen it all, and it's nice when something pops up and catches you totally off guard. So it's with that gratitude-based mindset that we watched a porno with our friend Brandon, called THE TOY BOX (1971). As with all Brandon-based episodes this one is full of tangents, obscure referen...

Ten down, baby, we're on our way! And what better way to hit the big one-oh than with a certified classic by a certified maestro with a certified friend? it's Mario Bava's A BAY OF BLOOD (1971) with our chum Will ! we talk about convoluted landgrab schemes, whether or not bugs are animals, and say farewell to chuck mangione, plus so much more! If you wanna keep up on Gaza, check out the electronic...