I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That

this ended up being kind of a wild one, because we recorded it in the middle of the night with someone who hadn't really seen the movie, and also the movie makes very little sense, and barely qualifies as a movie. that didn't stop us though, as we tackled THE HEADLESS EYES (1971) with our dear pal Jimmie ! if you wanna keep up with our posts on social media, we're on bluesky now:  https://bsky.app...

We're heading back to the sunny shores of West Germany, where the religions are fanatical and the Udos are very Kier! Yes, it's time to indulge in a bit of torture as we watch MARK OF THE DEVIL (1970) with our old pal Kelly Martin ! I confess, it was a good time! the conversation with Kelly, not watching the movie. that was kind of a chore tbh. if you'd like to adopt a pet, find a rescue near you...

oh it's getting NASTY now! lets just jump feet first into the world of nazisploitation movies with the one that arguably started it all, LOVE CAMP 7 (1969), a mean and unpleasant little movie that dares to ask: are nazi dogs evil? to help us figure that out and more, our pal Haley returns! to learn more about Trylon Cinema in Minneapolis and their anti-nazi film retrospective, head here: https://w...

This week Amy and her friend travel to the mysterious islnd off the coast of the Phillipines to take the green blood oath and maybe do some dirty dancing! Of course that means we're talking THE MAD DOCTOR OF BLOOD ISLAND (1969), and we're joined by first time guest Ian to help us decide what's hot and what's not in the most complicated love sextangle we've ever seen! Best place to buy sweet corn?...

sometimes you just wanna watch a porno with some friends, and that's what we TRIED to do this week, sickos, as we watched THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SNOW WHITE aka GRIMM'S FAIRY TALES FOR ADULTS ONLY (1969) with the most beautiful woman in the world, Meredith ! but what late-60's west germany and mid-80s england consider raw, hardcore action, 2025 americans just consider "gentle" and "helpful for putti...

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there, as we head south to Mexico for a father-son creation about the lengths a father will go to in order to cure leukemia! it's NIGHT OF THE BLOODY APES (1969), with our pal Nick along to teach us about luchadoras & open-heart surgeries! To learn more about the Feather Alert system in North Dakota, head here: https://www.aclund.org/en/legislation/house-bill...

Hot damn, it's a certified All-Timer this week as Amy and her friend invite their pal Scott  to watch the classic NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968)!! we got zombies, racial tension, cars blowing up, and even a butt! SO SHOCKING!!!! If you or someone you know is struggling with mental health or addiction and need a place to start, SAMHSA's National Helpline is a free, confidential, 24/7, 365-day-a-ye...

Happy Pride Month sickos! its actually perfect timing, because this week is all about queer horror pioneer Andy Milligan, starting with his legendary video nasty, THE GHASTLY ONES (1968), with our friend Amanda ! we got animal cruelty, incest, beautiful gowns, and murders a-plenty, enjoy! If you or someone you know is having s-e-x, please get your hpv vaccine to help prevent cancer! https://www.cd...

Number 1 of 154, we're kicking the list off with Herschell Gordon Lewis' BLOOD FEAST (1963), with our old pals Amy K and Anna ! We've got semi-nude ladies, buckets of fake blood, and every animal organ under the sun, ready to thrill and chill us! LET'S GOOOOOOOOO if youd like to help get food in the bellies of people who could use it, pitch in at your local food bank. here's one: https://www.2harv...

Welcome back, sickos! We begin season 3 of this trip with a preface! We sort of decided to roll with the video nasties before we realized that not everyone knows what those are, so this season we got an expert to come on and tell us all about this shit! Tim Holly is, in our opinion, THE person to talk to about these movies, as Tim's passion (and job) is to find them and play them on da big screen,...

enough is enough, let's get back to work, america. Amy and her friend come up with a few ideas for season 3, debate them, then make a damn DECISION. see you soon, sickos!

We made it! we watched every single ding-dag best picture winner, and now for our special 2 hour season 2 finale! with the first guest we had on this season, our pal Haley! time to talk about something lighthearted and optimistic, looking towrd a brighter future full of hope and wonder! it's OPPENHEIMER (2023)! if youd like to support the people of gaza, head here to be directed to a fund in need:...

we're winding down to the end of the season, so what better guest for EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) than EVERYONE, by which we mean scott, diana, amy K, anna, will, and amanda! our friends are all coming home for one last best picture! as always when we have a full house, its a total shitshow and we just talk about getting stuff stuck in our butts. as always, check out all our bonus epi...

many are calling it "da lost best picture," beause no one remembers it exists or knows where to find it, BUT FOLKS we found it, it's time to log into our apple tv plus accounts and watch CODA (2021), with our friend Em! will our hearts be warmed and our faiths in the human spirit be renewed?  no. if you want to learn more about whats happening in and around the twin cities, subscribe to this websi...

Well we're really catching up now, in the home stretch, with the best movie of 2020, NOMADLAND! not too much happened in 2020, for REASONS, but things are certainly eventful around here now, so our guest is returning wife-of-the-pod and new mother-of-the-son-of-the-cohost-of-the-pod, Meredith! lets talk about some mcdormand! To kick some money to the Minneapolis Supply Depot to help keep our unhou...

Wrapping up our trip through the 2010's (and in many ways, the season entirely!), so we're bringing on another first time guest to send it off in style! it's the Basement Man from 2019's PARASITE! just kidding, it isnt, but that would be pretty freaky though right? spooky season is coming folks! anyways our guest is horror author Brenda Kezar! for more info and works, head on over to Brenda's webs...

Hiatus: OVER. we're back with another best picture winner, this one about a white guy teaching a black guy a few lessons about life. that's right, it's GREEN BOOK (2018), with special guest, Steve! this was the last episode recorded before amy's friend had a kid, so its a fun trip back in time to when he was getting sleep. what a thrill! if youd like to learn more about conservative italian americ...

folks, we've had em on as guests so often they're basically family, it's Amy K and Anna, back to talk with us about fish fucking and communism! it's the best movie of 2017, THE SHAPE OF WATER! if you wanna get little kids involved with swimming, head this way: https://mplsparksfoundation.org/getting-into-the-swim/ Call your mom, she's your first friend

Happy Pride! as usual we're very timely in our seasonal celebrations, but the movies fall where they fall, and so we didn't get to MOONLIGHT (2016) until the very last day of June. That's okay, because it means we got to visit one last time with our pal Mat before his life changes forever, which is great! we talk growing up queer in conservative surroundings, life in the early 2000's, and of cours...

howdy yall, it's another harrowing movie with us, your dumbest hosts! we brought back our pal Josh to help us tackle the in-depth procedural SPOTLIGHT (2015), and all the extremely dark shit that comes with it. we mostly keep it on the movie itself, and try not to get too depressed, but it is what it is! thanks for listening! if you wanna read a story josh edited for amy's sister Sis, check it out...

oh boy it's another Brandon episode, which means we spend about 30 total minutes talking about the best movie of 2014, BIRDMAN OR (THE UNEXPECTED VIRTUE OF IGNORANCE), and about an hour and a half talking about literally everything else under the sun. We check in on the current state of comic book movies, the wild world of Phish shows at the sphere, the legal situations of mr. show alumni, and of...

Well its time we had a long, frank conversation about our shameful past, and who better to lead us on our trip than a bunch of british people! It's 12 YEARS A SLAVE (2013), the movie about chattel slavery that dares to ask:is this the worst character Paul Dano has ever played? To answer that and more, we brought back our pal Jess! PLUS: mel gibson talk? to see how you can help Minnesota's largest...

Ayyy we finally made it, it's 2012 and we're celebrating AFFLECK WEEK with the best picture of the year, ARGO! our pal Scott joins us to talk about Iran, the CIA, and of course hollywood's favorite big galoot, Benjamin Géza Affleck. Argo fuck yourself, everybody! If you or someone you know is struggling with mental health or addiction and need a place to start, SAMHSA's National Helpline is a free...

Welcome back, we've got another great show for you, this time in TOTAL SILENCE! That's right, we've brought back our friend Megan and her dad Michael to help us truly experience the anachronistic charm of THE ARTIST, a silent black & whte film from 2011! so enjoy an hour or so of us all gesturing wildly and mugging into our microphones! I hope it works! to help out moms and babies, go here: https:...

By jove, we're back with another best picture! it's a new decade and a new monarch, as we enjoy colin firth's struggles with stuttering in THE KING'S SPEECH (2010)! to help us out we brought back our pal Mikey and professional speech therapy knower Emily! together we're gonna get to the bottom of this whole royal impediment business, and maybe solve WW2 along the way???? if youd like to check out...