I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That

It's our 50th episode! damn, who would've ever thought we'd make it this far? *paul rudd gif* thanks for coming with us on this journey!!! To celebrate, we've invited back our VERY FIRST GUEST, Will! And then we spent more than an hour talking about the worst movie from 1978, THE SWARM! this movie has a loaded cast, a killer premise, but its also weirdly racist and longer than a telethon directed...

Welcome back, sickos! This week, Amy & her friend try their best to explain the worst movie of 1977, DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS, but its difficult to say if they did a ery good job. Mostly because there either isn't much to explain, or that the film left so much under-explained that it makes the movie seem more complicated than it is. ITS A BED THAT EATS PEOPLE, DAMNIT. Joining us to end "New Gu...

WELCOME to the theatre of the macabre! well, it's less a theatre and more like a garage, and its not so much macabre as its horny and misogynistic. so thats not great. WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT its the worst movie of 1976, BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS (also theres very little blood sucking and zero freaks, again, sorry). And joining us for the FIRST (maybe last?) time is our pal Kevin! Together we all dip o...

well, Amy hates spiders, and her friend hates Wisconsin, so it was really only a matter of time until this project took them both to the depths of hell together. it's the worst movie of 1975, THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION! And joining us to help make sense of the interdimensional bugs is our friend Kelly!  Well, "make sense" is a relative term, seeing as how there's really not much to be found here......

Folks, this has been a long week. We found out our war god is actually just some immortal dickhead who likes throwing guns around,  we've been enslaved by another immortal who wishes he were dead, and all these babes are horny for us. on top of it all, we had to watch the worst movie from1974, ZARDOZ! UFF-DA! Fortunately we got some help from our pal Diane, who seems to know her way around the ups...

Hello, sickos! Have you heard the good news? We are all born sinners but there is a savior who died and returned to help us achieve all our goals and become the best version of ourselves we can be! It's JONATHAN LIVINGSTON SEAGULL (1973), and before you ask, YES, he is a seagull. But he's not like other seagulls, friend. Join us to learn more, won't you? Helping us is the only person we know who i...

Gather round, children, let me tell ye a tale, a tale of giant rabbits and their thirst for blood that can never be slaked... slaken? sloke. Listen, they love blood, can't get enough of it. It's the worst movie from 1972, NIGHT OF THE LEPUS!!! Lepus is the science name for rabbit, and boy does this movie have lots of roly-poly, whisker-twitchin' fluffballs running around, eating horses, setting sh...

Oh yeah, we're down here in the swamps of JACKSONVILLE FLORIDA to get down and dirty with a daggone ZAAT (1971), a freaky story of man-fish love that was so TABOO it had to be locked up in a vault for DECADES! That or it was cause it sucked. WHO CAN SAY. Joining us once again this week is "special friend" of the pod, Meredith! we break down the whys and wherefors of interspecies romance, casual ra...

Welcome, cuties, to the hip, swinging, sexy 70s! We're back to talk about the worst movie 1970, HERCULES IN NEW YORK (1970), introducing the world to a hot, swole Austrian named Arnold Schwarzenegger! Do we see him rip his shirt off and pop his tiddies? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. To help us take in every sweaty sinew, we brought in muscle man expert, Nick! woo hoo!! There's 36,000 holocause survivors...

Well we're finally in the nicest year of the sixties, but it brought us one of the worst movies any of us had ever seen. NOT NICE. It's THE WONDERFUL LAND OF OZ (1969), and we're talking about it with member of the official Oz Fan club, and pod family: Bubba! Along the way we talk about growing up, doing drugs, and gender conformity. Doo we talk almost as long as the movie itself? You know it! GOO...

We're almost out of the 60s, folks! Unfortunately, the only way out is through the convoluted, amateurish, incomprehensible spy thriller, THEY SAVED HITLER'S BRAIN (1968)! Why'd they save Hitler's brain? Brother I wish we could tell you, but unfortunately this movie was confusing BEFORE they let UCLA film students tack on an extra 30 minutes of outtakes from the Sabotage video. We tried to explain...

Well folks, on such a winter's day there ain't nothing else to do but a little California Dreamin'. So your hosts fired up their projectors and invited over friends-and-family-of-the-pod Kirsten and Hillary to watch the ALLEGED "worst" movie from 1967, VALLEY OF THE DOLLS! A stacked cast on every pill known to man, with a wardrobe from heaven and hangover from Hell! WHAT A TURN OF PHRASE!! "tune i...

Hoo-wee, have we got an episode for you! Amy and her friend are all fired up to tackle one of the most infamous bad movies of all time, MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE (1966)!! This one's got it all; Six brawling wives, two sinister looking dogs, teens making out all through the night, and  of course, TORGO. To handle all of this and more, we've brought back Amy K & Anna for their fourth decade in a row!...

What the fuck did we just watch? A failure on every level, quite possibly the worst made movie of all time, it's MONSTER A GO-GO! (1965) and we've brought in our pal Pete to help us make heads or tails of it!  If you want to see more of Pete's art, follow him on Twitter dot com!  If you want to hear more of our art (podcasting) go to Patreon dot com forward slash icbymmwt! Every week we'll watch a...

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!! Oh, we're a month past christmas and no one wants to hear that Santa talk when it's almost February? well what if we told you there's aliens? really stupid ones with outrageous facial hair? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. It's SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS (1964)!!! Joining us once again is Scott, who has troubling news about the realness of santa claus. Also, bernie sander...

Well wouldn't you know it, we're back! We had a great time in outer space, butever since we've been back we've felt a little weird. Our hands  are all... crawly? And they keep telling us to  KILL! KILL! It's probably nothing! COINCIDENTALLY, we just so happened to watch the worst movie from 1963 this week: THE CRAWLING HAND!! And we brought our friend Chris Rylander to help! "Check it out!" To buy...

Egads, it's EEGAH! (1962), the classic caveman romantic comedy! Here to help us navigate the awkward hormones and societal taboos is Beth Scorzato! We didn't know we'd be spending all day in the deserts of Pasadena when we invited her on, it just worked out! Also: The Browns won? Weird week, man!! For more of our guest, check out her podccast (after you listen to ours) called I THINK YOU'D BE INTO...

We try to understand the vicious, stupid, laziness of Coleman Francis' 1961 turd THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS!! We bring back family-of-the-pod Sissy, Josh, and Mikey to do it! One last ride with Tor Johnson into the desert, babeyyy!! Enjoy more of our guests' work at the following links! https://youtu.be/30vC1P0w2i8 http://mikeypeterson.com/new/?page_id=4 (new work this week!) and of course if you wa...

Last pod of the year! and to ring in 2021, we wish a fond farewell to Edward  D. Wood Jr., watching his final contribution to our list, THE SINISTER URGE (1960)! Joining us to sing "auld lang syne" to this pack of murderous smut peddlers is our "auld" friend Mat! WOO HOO! During the holidays please remember our imprisoned comrades and donate if you can to a local bail fund! here's Mat's: https://m...

GREETINGS, MY FRIENDS. we finally come to it, the king mother of worst movies, PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE (1959). To tackle this bastard, we reached out to frequent flyers Amy and Anna to talk aliens, zombies, & Ed Wood. PLUS: dramatic readings?? "Listen Now!" If you want more of our guests, they do Zoom trivia every Saturday at 5:30 pm CST, code is always the same! If you or someone you know is stru...

Welcome back, folks! This week we wandered to the wacky world of THE WILD WOMEN OF WONGO (1958), and were joined by dear friend Jimmie to try to make heads or tails of it. we're pretty sure it sucked!  Also we were joined by Amy's two new kittens, which is why you can hear a bell ringing in the background. ITS NOT ANNOYING ITS CUTE. if you'd like to adopt a pet, find a rescue near you via bing.com...

Our bellies stuffed full of that big american bird we love so much, we find ourselves face-to-face with our worst nightmare: pissed off poultry! We brought in friend of the pod Scott to help us "carve up" a bad movie known as THE GIANT CLAW (1957)!!  More media and content from Scott can be found at https://twitter.com/Scotch_Sailor or https://www.instagram.com/centralalley More informationon how...

Well, our bellies full of stuffing and our heads filled with gravy, we turn our eyes to Mongolia, where somehow John fucking Wayne convinced RKO pictures to  let  him play Genghis Khan. Also this production killed literally half of its cast and crew. it's THE CONQUEROR (1956)!!!! If you or someone you know is struggling with radiation poisoning, there is help out there! a good place to start is: h...

we packed the house (remotely) this week with our BIGGEST  (remote) collection of (remote) film buffs ever (Sissy, Mikey, & Josh!!!) to discuss BRIDE OF THE MONSTER (1955). Is this Ed Wood's best movie, or his worst? Is Bela genuinely happy to be working, or freefalling down the K-Hole? Most importantly, what's the dang deal with octopusses??? Please stay home this week, and enjoy more of our gues...

Now folks, I'm not some big city doctor with a bunch of fancy notions and so-called theories about things like germs and sterile fields and what not. I'm a simple, country surgeon, replacing a man's face right here on the couch, the way my daddy taught me, and how I taught my daughter.  FORTUNATELY physician of the pod Amanda is here to take our temps and teach us how towash our  hands as we cough...