I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That

It's the granddaddy of all rom-coms this week as Amy and her friend first meet in unlikely circumstances, immediately hate each other, be force by fate to pair up, go through some trials and tribulations, then finally learn to love one another?? then a last second twist of fate tears them apart! Ah, but at the last second one of them leaves some scrub at the altar and everyone lives happily ever a...

We're back with a brand new ep and a brand new guest! This week we're checking out the pro-empire CAVALCADE (1933) and finding out how actually england is good and should be colonizing more! Joining us to help figure out what kind of smooth brain thought that up is Dani Hale!  Along the way we talk babies, hitler, and the public scourge known as cars. PLUS: Amy finally got a real mic??? If you'd l...

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the GRAND HOTEL (1932), where "People come, people go, and nothing ever changes!" well, except for the murder. and that one guy's whole manufacturing business just went bust. and that other dude has a terminal illness. and the prima ballerina is suicidal? but oh wait she just fell in love with a gentleman thief who was robbing her. you know what, lots of stuff changes,...

YEEEEEE HAWW guess who's back in the saddle, a-ridin' and a-ropin' their way through the prairie, tryin' to steal land from native americans and profit from their misery??? that's right, WHITE PEOPLE. it's the best picture from 1931, CIMARRON, starring Irene Dunne and Richard "Dick" Dix! We've got casual racism, enormous set pieces, and incredibly shitty family dynamics, PLUS: throw back to fellow...

Fall in, you miserable bunch of maggots, it is my job to prepare your worthless carcasses for war! If you do what I say, when I say it, we just might turn your soft, dope-smoking body into a fighting machine that will be a credit to your family, your nation, and your almighty god! at the very least there will probably be less of you to scrape off the walls of your squadmate's foxhole where you wer...

Well well well, two damn entries into the list and we have a genuine turd in our punchbowl. NO MATTER HOW FAR WE RUN WE CAN'T ESCAPE. i wish i were dead. HERE IT IS FOLKS, the "best" movie of 1929: THE BROADWAY MELODY! Returning to help us out with this one is returning guest Josh! We remember some old timey actors, talk about the advent of sound in film (it'll never take off!), and of course do a...

We're BACK! That's right sickos, SEASON TWO starts RIGHT NOW, as Amy & her friend return from spring break hungover and sunburned, ready to tackle our latest challenge: the best picture from every year starting in 1929 according to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, whoever they are. It's the best movie of 1928, WINGS (1927)!!! And joining us for our season premiere is friend of the...

Oh hey there, didn't see you come in! we're closed for the season, but you're welcome to have a seat and rest awhile. y'see, even though we wrapped up season one, there's a few stories we still ain't told yet. tales of casinos in the sky, full of bitcoins and perverts, just waiting to be robbed by washed up professional wrestlers. that's right, it's the worst movie of 2020, MONEY PLANE!! We're kee...

TOP "O" THE MORNIN TO YA! that's right, the snow is melting, the pipes are calling, and that means it's st. paddies day! To celebrate we decided to take a break from our sabbatical and watch some mfin' LEPRECHAUN 4: IN SPACE (1996), with our resident Ireland expert, Nick! This movies really got it all, from gratuitous nudity to a giant Warwick Davis, all in one neat direct-to-video package. Almost...

Wow. What a journey. 91 movies, 91 weeks, more than 30 guests, and decades upon decades of tragic hollywood deaths. we finally come to the end of the list! the worst movie from every year starting in 1929 all the way up to present day! and what was the worst movie of 2019? evverybody knows, it's CATS!  And to send the show home, we brought back as many frequent fliers from episodes past as we figu...

Folks, it's the penultimate episode of the first season of the pod, and we're goin out with a bada-BANG! yo, we're watchin fuckin GOTTI (2018) ova heah, c'mon! we got mobsters rattin each other out, we got fathers and sons being all dramatical, we got PITBULL on the ones and twos! and of course, we got our old friend Scott back to soak it all in with us! Enjoy! More media and content from Scott ca...

ahhhhh shit, baby, we're diving into the dark heart of the "black mirror," which is what i call our FREAKIN CELL PHONES, MAN, to learn about the soulless little guys that live in our chat rooms! no, not sex offenders, im talking about the worst movie from 2017, THE EMOJI MOVIE!!! :DDD And joining us to talk animation, old phones, orson welles, the super bowl, and everything in between, is returnin...

 oh shit, we're back baby, doin our little thing on the catwalk, as we sit through a movie no one asked for, 15 years after it would've made any sense! That's right, it's ZOOLANDER 2 (2016), the most superfluous sequel of them all! we got fat jokes, silly accents, and cameos, cameos, CAMEOS!! Joining us to try to make any sense of this monstrosity is returning special guest, Amanda! can she help l...

Well since the start of this project, there's been a human centipede shaped mountain on the horizon we've slowly but surely been marching toward, like if sauron had his mouth sewed to gollum's butt. well, we're here, folks, its time for THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3 (FINAL SEQUENCE) (2015)!!! Joining us to talk not just this chapter of HUMAN CENTIPEDE, but ALL THREE CHAPTERS OF HUMAN CENTIPEDE, is our bes...

It's the end of the world as we know it, and i'm stuck on a plane with chad michael murray!!! Fortunately nic cage is flying, so we must be watching the worst movie of 2014, LEFT BEHIND!! rapture time bitches!  And joining us is longtime friend of this pod, Britt! And when she has to leave for a few minutes, other longtime friend of this pod, Will! It's a tag team episode!!! If you'd like to help...

What better way to put a bow on an old year and start a new one than to spend time with friends and family, wrapping up a tired action franchise? THERE'S NO BETTER WAY, which is why we rang in 2022 by watching A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD (2013)!!! also, it's apparently the worst movie to come out that year. other than that, not a lot of good reasons to watch this movie.  BUT! Returning to spend time wi...

Ahoy mateys, we are back from our holidays with a nautical tale of brotherly love, texas high school football, strange creatures from another world, and international pop superstars. That's right, it's the cinematic adaptation of the boardgame, BATTLESHIP (2012)!!!  Joining us to appreciate the jingoistic goodness is Amy's sister Sunny! It's a christmas miracle! and also some of her babies because...

Ho-ho-ho! It's christmas week which means you're working your ass off for an ungrateful public or you're basically coasting into the new year full of egg nog and fried dough. either way, the holidays are a great time to remember our family! either we love them and miss them every day, or we hate them, and wish they'd never been born. either way, here's a movie: JACK AND JILL (2011), starring adam...

Welp, looks like we've made it into the last decade of our list, and you know what that means! that's right, another visit from our pals Amy & Anna, this time to break down (tear down?) the M. Night Shyamalan epic, THE LAST AIRBENDER (2010)!! follow the somewhat familiar adventures of the characters you sort of know and love as they're kind of whisked from place to place via the power of voice-ove...

Damn, it's been a long road, starting all the way back in 2000, we've finally reached the end of this horrible decade. let's finish strong, with MISS MARCH (2009), the Whitest Kids U' Know movie about stalking the ladies in the Playboy! With returning special guest and Whitest Kids expert, Kevin!  We talk edgy comedy, paul verhoeven movies, and of course pornos, so go on and fix a drink, close all...

Consider if you will, a world where industrial man has run amok; nuclear power plants in every state, higways expanding to our very front doors, and the tempurature of our oceans rising at a deadly rate. In this world, man not only ignores the danger, he accelerates it, certain that the consequences of today's actions can be avoided tomorrow, if only he believes it enough. But man isn't the domina...

It's thanksgiving week which means we're home with family, eating stuffing, and sharing heartwarming memories with our nearest and dearest. for example, remember when there was a Narnia movie?  That's the level of joke you can expect to find in this week's shitty film, EPIC MOVIE (2007)!! its been barely two weeks and we might have a worst of all time, folks. just an abysmal piece of shit here. wi...

Ah, life in the country! Things are so much simpler here. beautiful flowers, decrepit ruins of churches, mysterious women drugging you all the time, plus BEEEEES every where! why, it's almost like we're watching THE WICKER MAN (2006)!!! Joining us is expert on all things paganism and wicker, wife-of-the-pod, Meredith! she teaches us about plants, manipulative exes, and dead cops, all while smiling...

There just aren't any words sometimes. you think you've seen it all, that you've weathered the storm, that you can protect yourself from anything that comes your way. then the sky turns spiteful, the clouds all bruised yellow and purple, and the air is sucked out of your lungs as the accursed countenance of Jamie Kennedy in green make-up flashes across your screen 24 times per second, branding its...

fuck yeah sickos, we're finally gonna get to watch a good one, its about a catburglar who fights batman and it stars halle berry AND sharon stone taking on the patriarchy! *touches earpiece* oh goddamnit. folks, i'm being told there's no batman, its not even gotham city, and the women are fighting over age-defying make-up. welp, i guess here goes nothing. it's CATWOMAN (2004)! and joining us to su...