Horse Girls

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Have you ever known one man to cause so much pain, so much horror, so much... just MUCH as John Steinbeck? No me either. If you want to find evil approaching the level of Sugarfoot then look no further than the man who penned The Red...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Guess what happens when you do an endothermic reaction. EXPLOSIONS! OF HAY! HAY EVERYWHERE! In this episode we set into your minds the mouldy hay of an idea where it will EXPLODE! WITH GREAT POWER! FIRE EVERYWHERE! CHAOS! Wait no... n...

SURPRISE ATTACK BOOK CLUB!  What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) to hear when we strike again! Read along with us: Broken Sky Part One by Chris Woodin...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it! There's been THEFT! Around Horse Girls HQ! The crime rate is THROUGH THE ROOF! I don't want to imply Tim is the thief but I feel as though I would be remise if I didn't say the only person we didn't ha...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Or is it- Alex's time to turn Jenna and Tim into Hadestown fans? Way down Horsestown  Way down around the town  Max's howl and Ms. Reg tale  Topside come a-rollin, clippety-Clop  Saddle club tryin' to get a ticket to go  Those who go t...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Well, well, well if it isn't a well. Tim flew in from Milwaukee and his arms are very tired. We wrote about it in the New York Times but Comanche didn't read it. Because he gets the Washington Post! Hahaha. Ha. These jokes are very go...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Today we talk about the BAR-NONE RANCH! BAR-NONE! THE BAR-NONE RANCH!!!! Also there's a lot of sad dog stuff. At the BAR-NONE RANCH! C'mon! You get it right? Right? Besides that- Stevie. Who hurt you? Like for real, why did you think...

Once he's been bitten and twice he's shied  Tim keeps his distance, but Sugarfoot catches his eye  Tell me lil' horsie, do you recognize me?  Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me... 

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Did we talk about the important stuff today on Horse Girls? Yes. We talk about the perfect nipple shade. Do you know what that means? Of course you do, the only person in the entire world that doesn't know what that means is Tim. Obvio...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Did you know Tim has never seen the Devil Wears Prada? Like who hasn't seen that movie? It's great! I mean Andi took a really interesting character arc that was multi faceted and the cast is just star studded. Stanley Tucci is in it! M...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us on this very special episode where we have a blast talking with the people that have come into our lives and we just cannot live without now. Our very special guests include: Austin Chaudoin - @SeezyDrop Ale...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! You ever wanted a tight 5 on simple machines? Well great news- it's impossible. Find out why from our very own pulley up comedian Jenna! Also, we pitch a few new idea for you, just wait until you hear what we're about to do with the Go...

We couldn't stop at Horse Girl. No. We also need Tim to be a Pokénerd. A Timamon? A Pokémaniac! Yeah, there we go. Catch Late Starters a Pokémon TTRPG podcast coming to podcatchers near you November 11! Follow along on our journey at:  https://latestarters.podbean.com  or wherever you find podcasts!

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's spooky equestrian journey through the haunted trails, pastures full of cemeteries, and the ring of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us as we read the spooOOoooOOOkiest story! Jenna comes up with a brand new cryptid: Ghosteyote. Coming soon to a dusty valley near you in the middle of the night. When you are al...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!! Thanks to Emily Swan telling us she needs to know what team Tim is on we decided to gift you with part 2! Where Tim loves ballet! Or something... Also Kaycie is back! We haven'...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Quick question for you. Did you say 'warsh'? Do you say 'warsh'? Will you say 'warsh'? When will you say 'warsh'? Anyways, we ask the hard hitting horse questions like is warsh a common phrase? Where does it come from? Who still says i...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! We are back with a new book series! The Saddle Club! Guess who the Stevie of our group is? Guess who's the first to have a meltdown this series? Guess what a soda crop is? No Tim you CANNOT guess. Because you were ON the episode TIM. T...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Hey you guys know Emily Swan, you know the genius artist behind the Jenna's Super Amazing (Not at all Mediocre) EPIC Horse Quiz Game Show shirt?? That Emily is ON THIS EPISODE! Want to hear something even cooler? Emily is a real equest...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! We have really done it this time. We have a REAL DOCTOR! DR. Courtney Floyd who came in here and just really nailed the show harder than we ever have. Let's get to the most important thing though. Dr. Courtney has ducks. DUCKS! Like......

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! On this episode we talk about one FULL YEAR of Horse Girls. Have we accomplished our goals? Surprisingly we actually have completed some of them. Join us as we discuss a full year of turning Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl and the w...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! On this episode we are joined by Willa! The world renowned voice of *REDACTED* for a beautiful episode of Horse Girls where it is Christmas and no one is sad and definitely no one or nothing dies and Sugarfoot for sure 100% does not we...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! On this episode none other than Chris Grine joins in on our horseplay! We discuss the BIG THING that happened. That's right. The greatest drama our podcast has ever known. How DOES one pronounce Tucson? TIM. HOW DO THEY? This is someho...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! On this episode Steve joins our ranks to bring us to the cutting edge of horse medicine with spiders! Lots and lots of spiders! Like... a metric ton spiders! Oh sorry, I messed that all up. It was definitely just the web. I don't see h...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! On this episode Mike joins our ranks to create the four horse girls of the apocalypse! It warms out hjearts when he joins in our hjorseplaj. Your fanfiction will live in infamy and all who come after you will quake at the legacy you ha...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Horse Girls is conducting a survey for all of you listeners. No, this definitely won't help us with advertising but it will help us probably: 1. Do you sweep your yard? 2. If you have one do you consider the walkway to your house part...