Horse Girls

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! On this episode don't tell Tim but Jenna and I redrew the infomercial turtle and submitted it and now Tim is going to art school. I can't wait to walk in and tell him that he's moving across the country, he is going to be like SO pumpe...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!! On this very special episode we let you take a peek into what you expect to be a spooky haunted basement but that is actually a very nice and aesthetically pleasing house which...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! On this episode Amy says, on page 84 that this is not about her. I know this is my space to talk about Tim, but just this once- PRAISE JENNA! Jenna has taught Amy what she really needs to know- IT ISN'T ABOUT YOU! I mean we really can'...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! On this episode there's rescue horses and Tim is going to name them all. He is going to name them all BIG THICK MARTINGALE. And for once, I AGREE! TELL EM TIM WE GOTTA NAME EM ALL BIG THICK MARTINGALE! WHAT THE HECK IS SPINDLEBERRY? Al...

We interrupt Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl to bring you a tale of trial and tribulations!    Join the Quest Master, Jenna and her trusty assistant, Little Alex as they usher a group of chosen ones through a series of quests to test their mettle and try their might! This game w...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! On this episode Tim get's arrested by a cop horse. HORSES ARE 9/10THS OF THE LAW TIM! YOU NEED TO STOP BREAKING HORSE LAW! THAT HAY YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH TO PRETEND TO BE A COWBOY? STRAIGHT TO HORSE JAIL! TAKE HIM AWAY OFFICER, I'LL PA...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us as Amy goes to Australia... oh right no sorry Lou and Scott go to Australia and Amy tags along! Welcome to the very 90s tm tm Australia episode in that it takes place in Australia and not so much in the way...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us as we learn about the very mystical world of mustangs! And comas! Just off pod Tim did agree that if ever he were in a coma and woke up Jenna and Alex could fight over who gently squeezed soft foods into his...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us as we take a very real deep dive into quarantine. Something none of us know anything about at all. More importantly we describe to you in great detail out new jousting tournament and THE CUP! Which I will wi...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us, by clicking play on this podcast you agree that Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet and that you cannot hold Horse Girls LLC or any of it's horsepresentatives liable for any actions you may or may not take after lis...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us as Tim takes on a new role on the Podcast. Chief Man o' War! Congratulations, this will surely be a profitable quarter with much synergy and low hanging fruit. The ROI on Tim is through the roof. Look at thi...

Alone on the rooftop clop clop clop, Tim hears the hoofbeats and his heart stops stops stops.  Sugarfoot is here click click click he comes down the chimney here he is.  Run from the room Tim run run run if you don't get away you're done done done... He runs from the room and slips slips slips, Sugarfoot has come for Tim and here. He. Is. 

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us as you become the Judge. The Jury. And the Executioner on a Tim and Alex interaction. Jenna has passed her judgement now you pass yours! Yes TIM, YOU ARE FUNNIER! JUST ACCEPT IT! New episode every other Wedn...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us as we find out that Tim really learned something from this book. He learned it isn't about him. IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU TIM! Ok, well this time it is. I mean this entire podcast IS to turn you into a horse girl s...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us on this very special episode where we have a blast talking with family we have found through podcasting. We take some time to appreciate those who have come into our lives and added something special. Our am...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us as we find out that Tim is going to start a horse magnet business. He is really stuck on this idea. Something really attracted him to the job. I think he feels really positively about it and hasn't taken a l...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us as we find out that Tim is getting into these books, I REPEAT TIM IS GETTING INTO THESE BOOKS! And like what took you so long TIM? What you don't ship Ty and Amy? Huh? Get on our level TIMOTHY! What is this-...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's spooky equestrian bonus journey through the haunted trails, pastures full of cemeteries, and the ring of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us as Tim tells the best fucking joke ever and I am here for it but I am very mad you thought of it and not me. How dare you. Now I am going to haunt your ass for all etern...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us as we determine that Daddy Tim is not Dammit Tim and while Dammit Tim could be Daddy Tim to someone to us he will always be Dammit Tim. No- Tim, DAMMIT TIM IT JUST MAKES SENSE.  New episode every other Wedne...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us as we try to explain to Tim that Chincoteague is a real place that actually exists. No really, Tim you have to believe us. It is a real place in America. Tim! You can Google it! New episode every other Wedne...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us as Tim learns about horse anatomy and how weird it is and Jenna sings corporate tax code to us which is an absolute delight.  New episode every other Wednesday!    Media: Heartland Book 4 (Taking Chances) |...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us as Tim creates his new company- Lincoln Dogs TM, educates us about five pin bowling, and gets pumped about dressage! New episode every other Wednesday!    Media: Heartland Book 3 (Breaking Free) | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us as Tim battles his Sugarfeet, decides to get a Scythe, and we begin THE GAME.  New episode every other Wednesday!    Media: Heartland Book 2 (After the Storm) | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, a rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us as Tim learns about overwintering, gelding, and pondering if horses can speak in Morse code. New episode every other Wednesday!    Media: Heartland Book 1 (Coming Home) | Book