Horse Girls

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  From Wikipedia: In America, fox hunting is also called "fox chasing", as it is the practice of many hunts not to actually kill the fox (the red fox is not regarded as a significant pest). Some hun...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  The good news about Horse Girls is that we do not have seasons or series. We drop them all. You can watch them whenever you want! We don't STOP YOU! We just keep going on forever and ever in one l...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!!  I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds. That is the perfect way to describe this episode.  If you like this ep consider hitting us up at patreon.com/horsegirls

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  In this one we begin with our favourite type of rave. From high school gym to Meow Wolf where do you land on the rave spectrum? Oh also we read The Jump by Natalie K Reinert and absolutely ADORE i...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Is Project Hail Mary a horse girl book? No? Maybe? What is a horse girl book but bonding with a creature who's language you don't speak and becoming inseparable to the point where you would forsak...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Is it ever ok to punch someone? I mean, I think if grandpa Jack and Daddy Tim can set aside their differences to kick major butt then we can too!  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Heartl...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Hay there, Zuko here! No wait different show. This one starts with deep hay talk. Round bale, square bale? What's your preference? You LEARN ALEX'S!!! Also we talk about Heartland or whatever.  Ne...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  I am going to declare that this is the biggest, the best, the most detailed podcast about Mindy Fanshaw. We are the GREATEST Mindy Fanshaw podcast on the planet nay the galaxy. No one can argue wi...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  As he stands here, Tim, shirtless, belly button full of lint, declares that he is going to FREAK YOUR MIND! YEAAAAA horse mind freak! New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Heartland Season 2...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Your body is a Heartland (I'll never horse again, again) Your body is a Heart, I'll use my hands Your body is a Heartland (I'll never heart again, again) Your body is a Heartland (I'll use my hand...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  I couldn't if I tried! Oh, honey, if I get rustlers, Baby, you're not that cow!  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 5 & 6 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Jumper cars? Like bumper cars or like jumping your cars or like jumping your bumper cars? Jumper bumper. Cars. cars?  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 3 &...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  In this episode we return to our roots- Heartland! Just like Mallory were still here in your feeds talking about Heartland even though you act like you don't want us to do that and you're exaspera...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  EVERYBODY STAY CALM! STAY CALM! NATALIE KELLER REINERT IS HERE! I REPEAT NATALIE KELLER REINERT IS IN THE BUILDING! ACT COOL!  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Horse Girl Tim and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another horse girl, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But Tim is a genetic freak and not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, to beat him. Then you add Jenna to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See th...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Guess what Stephen Adams. GUESS WHAT? We are stealing your name. Look at me. Now back to your screen now back to me. We are the horseshoes and the hand grenades now. *insert appropriate emojis her...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us on this very special episode where we have a blast talking with three people that we adore. Our very special guests include: AB Sigler of Empty Set Entertainment - https://scottsigler.com   Andy from Compass...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  On this episode all of our southern friends hear about the best fried chicken ever. In Maryland? Yes. Yes in Maryland! Also we get weirdly nostalgic about Jules growth.   New episode every other W...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  What ice cream flavour is Sugarfoot though? Like... it feels like cayenne pepper or something super weird. Maybe just death? Death tastes like a berry I am pretty sure.  New episode every other We...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Listen Jules, not everyone may be on your side with your life choices but WE ARE DAMN IT! YOU GOTTA LIVE! New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Home Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  This episode we talk for a real long time about books being read to us by robots. Or big fuzzy robot bedtime story tellers- aka accessibility readers. Thank you robot helpers!  New episode every o...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  This episode just feels really Egyptian to me. It's just got that certain hieroglyphs type feel. Sand. Pyramids. Rami Malik. You get it. Honestly this episode is really an episode before an episod...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  If you want some pre homework for this weeks episode feel free to look up 'Tsavo Man-Eaters'. Then you can feel so much cooler and more educated than we are! New episode every other Wednesday! Med...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim and the Horns Over Hoops Podcast into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  There's no rule in the podcast book that says we can't join the Horns Over Hoops podcast to talk about Air bud! There may even be a cameo from a basketball man - I...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  This week Tim is spilling all the tea on Jules and Pete! He has a blog and he's gonna USE IT! Just like Rogue Tim cannot be controlled even with a really big bit.  New episode every other Wednesda...