Horse Girls

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Tim has become a diva. Finally. When we started on this journey to turn him into a horse girl but we didn't respect it but that power is out now. And he's a dressage girl.  New episode every other...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  We read the first 13 chapters of Luck. Is what I SAID TO TIM AND JENNA WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT THEY BETRAYED ME! Those monsters. Those betrayers. Those mutineers. I am angry. I am untethered. I am F...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Irregardless of how much you enjoy this podcast we are doing this with regard for the word irregardless. We are BRINGING IT BACK! Or to... was it a word before? Irregardless... New episode every o...

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. Well, today, we're doing just that -- to TV's Travis! That's right, your favorite Horse Girls appeared on "Wait, You Haven't Seen...?" and discussed that classic animated masterpiece, "Spirit: Stal...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  The Horse Crew is back in house to tackle the THIRD Eventing book! And we meet Alex. No not that Alex. Other Alex, we like Alex. No not THAT Alex- the OTHER Alex! How are you not following??  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media:...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  ASwanNamedEmily and Alex are absolutely OVERJOYED to talk to Carrie Seim the famous author of Horse Girl about her newest book Horse Camp!   Find out where to get your very own copy at https://horsegirlbook.com and find out more about...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  This book is really going to help Tim with his dress-age. If only he would stop berating children! We keep telling him, no no the misguided children are what keep the lights on at Horse Girls HQ but apparently he just can't get over t...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!!  Listen, I don't know what Cascada is, and neither do you. Stop questioning me. All thots no vibes on this one.  If you like this ep consider hitting us up at patreon.com/horse...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Pete and Jules start a couples scam. They decide they both get money or no one gets money. Which is kind of how we run horse girls. You get all of us or NONE of us! That's right! Who is the one who thinks they don't need to be sent to...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Just like Jule's we PROBABLY won't kill a man... probably.... oh wait, Jenna said I can't say that. Jenna said everything I previously said was false. Jenna is calling the lawyers... JENNA! JENNA NO!  New episode every other Wednesday...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Have you ever stopped 69% of the way through the book? You know. Half way? HALF WAY TIM? TIM! YOU CALL THAT HALF WAY?? I mean, it's a very funny place to stop buy half way it is not.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventin...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  We begin our journey in the hot and humid lands of Florida. In the heart of horse country. We are genuinely very excited to start the Eventing series with Natalie Keller Reinert.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing |...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Pop culture influencer ASwanNamedEmily is here to help us understand how to be cool and how to use social media! Also pop sensation. Also the coolest artist on the planet.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Horse Girl | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Stephen Adams joins us to talk about horses, but he has a problematic relationship here see because most of the time he wants to combine them with hand grenades? Like... did he even consider how we would be at a severe disadvantage wh...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! You know that when the incredible Steph and Mike Crugnola are on that we have picked a horror show of a horse movie. A truly awful gut wrenching miserable film that is a direct attack on the Crugglez. The fight continues between the Ho...

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Welcome to basketball! We are all travelling through the hoops, courts, and free throw lines of nostalgia to learn about basketball.  We spoke with Sal, Dan, and Scott of the Horns Over Hoops podcast talking about the classic 90s film Space Jam! Where aliens who are not horses steal basketball players talents!  Check them out here: https://www.youtube.com/@TheHornsOverHoopsPodcast/videos New episo...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us on this very special episode where we have a blast talking with the people that have come into our lives and we just cannot live without now. Our very special guests include:   Bob McGough: https://talesbybo...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! We have HOMEWORK this week ok? We got the INCREDIBLE Tony P Henderson onto the podcast. Now I need you to do some work for me right this second. Go to Tony's Instagram (@tony_p_henderson) and note HOW MANY PICTURES HAVE EQUIDS IN THEM....

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's spooky equestrian journey through the haunted trails, pastures full of cemeteries, and the ring of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Happy Halloween- we bring you another spooky tale of horror, and spiders, and dark magic, and blood! Just in time for Halloween! And this one is a good one, we can tell because there's Kelpies and we lov...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Are you ready for Flicka? We weren't. No one was. Not Tim McGraw, not Ryan Kwanten, not ANYONE. Mary O'Hara is rolling in their grave!! Actually I am not sure if they're dead yet. I should check these things before I make broad sweepin...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Secretariat (March 30, 1970 – October 4, 1989), also known as Big Red, was a champion American thoroughbred racehorse who was the ninth winner of the American Triple Crown, setting and still holding the fastest time record in all three...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Trigger Warning: All Canadian's out there and/or people from Vermont who partake in the timeless tradition of pouring syrup on snow and consuming it. Be aware that this book brings it up syrup making a lot and in ways that are cringey...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Jonathan Taylor Thomas (né Weiss; born September 8, 1981) is an American actor and director. He is known for portraying Randy Taylor on Home Improvement and voicing young Simba in Disney's 1994 animated feature film The Lion King and P...

What's this?! Surprise Attack Book Club is back AGAIN!   We sit down with Digital Media Track Director Charles McFall to discuss all things Dragon Con DMT 2024. We also highlight authors we will be seeing AT Dragon Con this year - check them out:  Clint Hall "Steal Fire From the Gods" https://clinthall.com   Jason Dorough "Akithar's Greatest Trick"  https://jasondorough.com   Matt Dinniman "Dungeo...