Horse Girls

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Here he is, this is him, there's nowhere else on Earth he'd rather be- it's Austin! It's Austin! (@dndbpod / twitch.tv/seezydrop). Listen, I want to joke about this movie as much as you but you just can't with this banger of a soundtr...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's spooky equestrian journey through the haunted trails, pastures full of cemeteries, and the ring of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Boo! This episode is a day early! WHAT A TRICK! Or... a treat? I am not sure I understand the concept of Halloween... Anyways HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Enjoy the third and final installment of Calliope (Cal - EEE...

Welcome to Jenna Knife and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  You have been asking for it and we finally listened- Enjoy this interview with Molly! The barrel racer that our very own Patrons helped us sponsor this year. Find out all of her thoughts and follow her journey on Facebook under...

Welcome to Jenna Knife and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  The seer has arrived. Soothsayer Tim has arrived and is here to tell you that great sums of money are coming your way and your lucky numbers are 69, 420, 8008132, 1337, and 9. Oh wait- what's this? The leaves in the teacup... oh...

Welcome to Jenna Knife and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Ok so you're standing at the edge of the cliff, Tim. Right? Before you is a cliff, behind you is flat level ground. Tim are you listening to me? TIM! Ok, ok Tim it's a cliff in front of you but behind you is flat level ground as...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Not to jump right into it but this is our frog centric episode. This could be the episode where you laugh so hard you croak. It's a tad-pole outrageous. Don't toady around waiting for Tim to get those tattoos- Kermit to the bit!  New...

Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Seven by Chris Wooding When the sun goes down, Another world comes to life. You would think it's the world of Broken Sky, but you'd be wrong!  What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@re...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Hey are you guys ready to barrel race?! No really... no that is not a rhetorical question I am genuinely asking you if you are ready to barrel race. Never done it before you say? No problem me either. Also if we don't win poor papa's...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  In this episode Tim tries to go running off back to his unicorn land so we run him into a bush of briars and leave him there to be found by kind rescuers. Meanwhile Jenna and I do hot laps around a field on our ponies of the apocalyps...

Surprise Attack Book Club 6! You Never Turn Your Back on Finance Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Six by Chris Wooding When the sun goes down, Another world comes to life. You would think it's the world of Broken Sky, but you'd be wrong!  What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) rides with us to the grand finale of our Unicorns series! Trot alongside us as we talk about The Last Unicorn! We couldn't give Alpha Alex a proper send off without a giant boob tree, Mia Farr...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) rides again for the final Unicorns of Balinor book- Shadows over Balinor. It really shouldn't be the last book. We need more. Way more. Perhaps thirty more books honestly, you can't just throw...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) delightfully gives us the deep lore on Lord of the Rings. It's not often we genuinely spend almost the entire episode on the subject of books. You know- some books. Don't ask us which ones, th...

Side quests, sandwiches, and the usual amount of strokes. What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio,...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) make a very sound and logical conclusion about a horrible mistreatment of a trope in this book. It was very well thought out and academic. A genuinely impressive argument. Then someone mention...

Wednesday June 7th at 8PM EST on https://www.twitch.tv/growlinggoblinsstudios Quid Pro Roll is raising money for MADRVA by recording episodes live, and they've invited Horse Girl Jenna and Horse Girl Alex along for the ride! Come watch us horse around!

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) is no longer blue... aba di aba di.... da daba di daba di.... No one will ever be blue again because that color is no longer part of our rainbow. Ignoring all the rules of Roy G Biv we just ha...

Surprise Attack Book Club 4! This is just a tribute! Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Four by Chris Wooding What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) has finally admitted what we all suspected the whole time. Alpha Alex has written an Animorphs fanfic about being a tuna, and we need to find it. In the mean time enjoy this slam poetry: He do...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!! Tim really loves these books. Like he REALLY loves them. This is his favorite book series ever. He is team Jacob but we can't hold that against him.  If you like this ep consid...

Surprise Attack Book Club 3! Rancfour art thou? Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Three by Chris Wooding What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) comes at us with a warm face cloth in this episode! She buffs away the delusions we suffer of what the Shifter looks like with the rough dollar tree 90s facecloths of truth! Tim tried to jump...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Unicorn girl Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) continues to delight us! In this episode she outlines her 9 step plan to raze Celestia to the ground if anyone hurts her favorite cottage gore Unicorn Nana. Meanwhile Tim is spout...

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Listen being a Horse Girl is one thing but a Unicorn Girl is a whole other glory err.... story, so we had to bring in the big guns for this one. Welcome Alpha Alex (@QuidRoll / @AlphaComicGames) as she joins us to teach Tim the ways o...

What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio! Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Two by Chris Wooding