Horrorble Opinions

Horrorble Opinions forgot about our darling dancing bloodsucker because we were busy watching Abigail (2024), directed by Tyler Gillett and Matt Bettinelli-Olpin. At least we can remember the difference between garlic and onions! Who's got real chest hair? Does Kathryn Newton survive shit water and what's your favorite poo? What is the morality of making people think spider man kidnapped a...

Grab your airpods and descend into a desert hole to listen to your favorite three hole experts discuss 2023’s summer rom com The Seeding. It’s a story about a boy, a girl, a hole and a buncha goofy desert children who are up to some wacky shenanigans. Tune in to find out if this girl is secretly maybe a naga or something. Intro/Outro Music "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed...

Once again we are dealing with spiders here at the Horrorble Opinions Podcast as we talk about the Shudder Original movie, Infested (2023). How many cobwebs do you think Daniel has eaten in his lifetime? Should you ever be the first one at the hole? Why are nice boxes important? Is Ryan's mush mouth the result of too much spider venom over the years? Does Kenny always know more than his co-hos...

Let Horrorble Opinions teach you a new game called "Scissors, Rock, Baby" while reviewing Immaculate (2024), directed by Michael Mohan. We too are fed up with scientists being too concerned with whether or not they could and not considering if they should! What happens if your dinosaur DNA gets replaced with Jesus DNA? When will Tim Cook get a win? How do you like your nunsploitation rape revenge...

Frogman, sneaky and mean Hop inside my dreams, I think I love you You make me wanna cry You make me wanna die I love you, I love you I love you, I love you I love you, Frogman 2023. Intro/Outro Music "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Twitter @HorrorbleOP Email ⁠HorrorbleQuestions@...

This week Horrorble Opinions investigates what went wrong with a cult that worships a deity that looks suspiciously like Daniel in 2023's Lord of Misrule. What happens when Gallagher over extends his stay in a small village? Who's job is it to watch our child? What happens when we give our god more than he's asking for? What's it take to be a cool vicar? Would uppercutting a diety...

Take off your clothes and make some deals out in the tall trees with Horrorble Opinions as we review Late Night With the Devil (2023), directed by Colin Cairnes and Cameron Cairnes. Better take some generic painkiller cause you look like your head's about to split open. Do your little potato creatures run away at breakfast? Who pretends they don't know what the grove is but the absolutely...

Horrorble Opinions has fallen balls deep in love with 2023’s horror comedy masterpiece Caddy Hack.  Well…one host has.  The other two not so much but maybe a little I dunno man.  Are there Vietnam war reenactments?  Is caddy college a thing?  How many fart noises is too much?  Which host has two thumbs and enjoyed this?  Sadly you gotta listen to find out cuz I’m pulling out pulling out pulling ou...

How quickly does one attain Daredevil like powers after the loss of your eyesight and does it help against sharks? Horrorble Opinions is checking out Tubi Original Blind Waters(2023) to find this out and much more. Do any transformers become tug boats? What is a better runtime for a movie, an hour and 40 minutes or a "tight" 100 minutes? Will Kenny ever be happy with a Ryan picked movie...

Fold yourself into luggage and let's all take a pleasure cruise over dissolved corpses while Horrorble Opinions watches Titanic 666 (2002), directed by Nick Lyon. You wish you could be on such a large slip and slide! Who takes over the role of Ryan and wants to romance this monster? How does only fans really work? Should we include a disclaimer that our thoughts on stealing are said sarcastica...

Grab your Dramamine and a glass of orange juice as we hop aboard "The Last Voyage of the Demeter" for what will surely be a grand time. What's worse luck for a cruise, a lady on board or announcing that you are 3 days from retirement? If you were on a long trip would you murder the people who stole your snacks? Does Dracula have a penis? Come join the Horrorble Opinions Podcast gang...

Horrorble Opinions is back from our hot boy summer and unfortunately we got a bad case of Killer Crabs (1978), written by pod favorite Guy N. Smith. Great news! Guy took two novel ideas and made them smash! Where do you hide your stolen money? Who thinks the main characters may be a bit problematic? Do sea snakes really care about us? What happens when Love Island gets overrun by crustaceans? Are...

Get your noise reduction headphones to remove all distractions with us as Horrorble Opinions reviews Destroy All Neighbors (2023), directed by Josh Forbes. You like prog rock Horrorble People. Who didn't bring their listening ears and repeats what someone else says? What is progressive rock, or perhaps what is NOT progressive rock? Why can we not seem to find Vlad's accent? Where do you go to lear...

Put those fireworks down and put this podcast up to your ear holes and listen to Horrorble Opinions discuss the 1981 mystery thriller Blow Out. Mystery number 1: Was this even a 4th of July movie? Mystery number 2: Is that what frogs sound like? Mystery number 3: Was Mission to Mars a good movie? What happened in it? One of your hosts would like to know! Intro/Outro Music "Moonlight Hall" Kevin Ma...

Join Horrorble Opinions as we stay the night at a haunted/ black mold infested police station on the cultiest night of the year and watch 2023’s Malum. Which of our hosts is a cultist only on the weekends? Is eating a pig that ate a human second hand cannibalism? After how many missed shots is it okay to get really angry at a basketball? Tune in and find out the answers to these questions and much...

Come take a trip to Japan with the Horrorble Opinions Podcast as we check out our father's secret house where he may or may not have murdered his secret girlfriend. It shouldn't take long, maybe only 62 minutes. It might feel like a lot longer to some. There may be some blood, guts, and buff boiz but don't worry, we are sure that all the stains will come out. BMBBIH is a masterpiece of cinema ofte...

Buckle up folks cuz we’ve got ourselves another fairytale.  Which of our hosts is more likely to live in a wall and like it?  At what point should a parent throw a child in a hole?  Is rat poison an acceptable cinnamon substitute?  All these questions and more will be answered as Hororroble Opinions discusses the 2023 film Cobweb.  Also there's some Big Chungus talk if you're into that kinda thing...

As a form of therapy your buds over at The Horrorble Opinions podcast got together and recorded a podcast on Terror Train 2. On the surface this podcast is going to seem very similar to the last one. But that's because it is very similar to the last one. While there is some disagreement over which movie is the superior train movie we can all agree that wizard uber should be a thing. Hooray for Tub...

Come take a much needed relaxing train ride with your pals over at The Horrorble Opinions Podcast. This train has it all, costumes, friends, booze, magic, murder, and GLIZZIES! Oh no!? Who could be the glizzy guzzler? How does the mind of a large man truly operate? What is the perfect wizard pet? How do the physics of trains work? What blasphemous opinions might Ryan have this week? Find out this...

Stop being a dork-fish and listen to Horrorble Opinions review The Black Demon (2023), directed by Adrian Grunberg. Ryan got swallowed by his own shark demon while recording this one, can you figure out when? How many Final Fantasy 7 references does it take to make Daniel happy? Who's fault is it when there are no more birds? What family doesn't like trivia games in the car? When did Kenny figure...

Wagwan and welcome to part 2 of Horrorble Opinions reading of The Good House by Tananarive Due. One of our hosts totally would bang a malevolent spirit. One would randomly start eating a baguette during the recording. And one would bring a bow to a gunfight. Tune in to find out who’s who in our thrilling conclusion. Trigger warning: The Jamaican accent somehow gets worse. Intro/Outro Music "Moonli...

Do yourself a favor and head on down to your nearest KFC to pick yourself up the Voodoo chicken bucket special. Devour that bad boy while listening to part 1 of Horrorble Opinions discussing the novel “The Good House” by Tananarive Due. Trigger warning: The top of this episode has an offensively bad Miss Cleo impression. Intro/Outro Music "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed u...

Oh geez, In this episode we go a little mad with the science and have quite possibly our best time of the season watching the amazing Lisa Frankenstein, Directed by Zelda Williams, written by Diablo Cody. Kenny will be playing the part of Ryan in this one. Did Daniel find his future wife? Will Ryan be force to laugh during a horrorble event? How many body parts can you take from one body? Is this...

In this episode, we discuss the film Abominable (2006). Hey, wait a second! We already did this one! In fact, that was our very first episode (Don’t listen to it). And now, to celebrate our 100th episode, we are doing it again! This time, with Ryan here to share his thoughts, weird mouth noises, and eye twitches with us. Sasquantchin ain’t never felt so right. No big monkey cheeks were clapped in...

Let Horrorble Opinions instruct you in the ways of destructive politeness as we review Speak No Evil (2022), directed by Christian Tafdrup. We feel like the person who asked us to watch this did not actually watch it. Why do these movies always make us feel bad? Is this Nordic? Germanic? Slavic? What isn't a fairy tale these days to Ryan? Can Kenny explain the difference between gnocchi and pierog...