Horrorble Opinions

He was right! He knew it! Master sleuth Kenny called it episode 1 and now we are the sorry people. Let's wrap up our review of The Chestnut Man episodes 5 & 6 (2023), created by Dorte Warnøe Høgh, David Sandreuter, and Mikkel Serup and based on the novel The Chestnut Man written by Søren Sveistrup. Is this the most deserved "I Told You So" of all time? How did jogging tip both Kenny and Ryan off a...

Horroble Opinions is back with The Chestnut Man episodes 3 & 4 (2023), created by Dorte Warnøe Høgh, David Sandreuter, and Mikkel Serup and based on the novel The Chestnut Man written by Søren Sveistrup. Will any of this start to make sense? Not the show, the words we are saying. One of our hosts has a goof he may never live down. Who might it be? What does Hesh want? Don't we all wanna live at Gr...

Join your Horroble hosts for some April Fools Day shenanigans as we watch BELOVED horror spoof movie, Saturday the 14th (1981), directed by Howard R. Cohen. This is a classic 1v2 episode in which one of our hosts, the best host really, has to defend this hilarious classic to his dead inside co-hosts. Daniel tells a bad joke. Ryan is in his prime. Kenny might be dying. We all might be going to jail...

Oil up your nanabeards and get the roasters ready, Horrorble Opinions is beginning our review of The Chestnut Man episodes 1 & 2 (2023), created by Dorte Warnøe Høgh, David Sandreuter, and Mikkel Serup and based on the novel The Chestnut Man written by Søren Sveistrup. Class has started and Daniel is your professor. According to Daniel, what are the key elements in this genre? How does Kenny put i...

Come hang out at the rock piles Horrorble People and listen as we review Ma (2019), directed by Tate Taylor and starring our generation's greatest computer scientist, Octavia Spencer. Why does it bother Daniel when people are on their phone at work? Does Kenny know the right amount of milk to make a body good? When will Ryan not side with the villain? Where does Sue Ann get her kids? Should you le...

Learn about nature's true alpha predator with us and watch Slotherhouse (2023), directed by Matthew Goodhue. One out of three hosts likes this movie and one out of three hosts is a liar. What are the actual statistics for sloth on sloth violence? When your problem is wanting to be sorority president because your dead mom was once sorority president when should Ryan start caring? How fast does the...

In this weeks installment of the Horrorble Opinions podcast we review the wonderfully horny Suitable Flesh (2023), by iconic director Joe Lynch. What happens when our hosts forget which body they are in? How would you prove it was you inside another body? What are some standard police questions you might be asked in this situation? When should you bring the police? Crank up your libidos and grab a...

This week we try to review Da Sweet Blood of Jesus (2014), a Spike Lee Joint. We are Dr. Green looking up into the tree seeing the movie with a noose around its neck and though we ask "why?" the answers allude us like interpretive dance. What made Kenny more mad than imagining that baby getting eaten? When did Daniel start watching videos of people washing wombats? Who doesn't have a frozen man in...

This week your very white hosts are joined by a special guest to discuss the anthology film Tales from the Hood (1995) directed by Rusty Cundieff.  How many drugs should you sprinkle on someone before calling it excess?  Is it weird for one man to command another man to whip it out and pee on a grave?  Should you get your children tested for super powers before beating them or after?  Was that fut...

On this episode of Horrorble Opinions we review Sweetheart (2019), directed by J.D. Dillard. Grab your cooler, set up your log, and let’s do battle with the indigenous wildlife. Who hasn’t drunk Bailey’s from a shoe? What is your starter Pokémon? Where do you do dark-souls monster fighting training? When will people stop killing endangered species? Why does a Battle Toad sound like a bulldog/pug m...

Come get down in the mines for a romantic boiled hotdog valentine dinner Horrorble People, we are reviewing My Bloody Valentine (1981), directed by George Mihalka. Just like last year, we are right on time and will never forget you Harry! How long does a dryer dry? Who forgot the number 1 hit The Ballad of Harry Warden? When did all the old people in the town decide to be grumpy? Where did TJ go t...

Red Raven River 07: Epilogue, a.k.a., WHAT HAPPENED? Let's debrief this game Horrorble People. Eldtrich Hack by Dan Masters (2022), available at Drive Through RPG https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/386049/Eldritch-Hack Theme Music: “A Calm Hellfire” by The Wayward Hearts. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/the-wayward-hearts/a-calm-hellfire License code: JORXDWDV4TT29...

It's your birthday, so let's go for a quad ride while Horroble Opinions reviews Dirty Jersey (2003), directed by David Keane. The kick is good, Horrorble People! Who is devil-man and how often does he fly? What is the worst birthday dinner you've ever had? Where can you legally not bump your own gas? When preparing a birthday meal for your partner, what's your go to bag of potato chips? Why aren't...

Grab your jar of teeth and let's get down to doing a Dirty Jersey (2023) interview with Director David Keane. Who asks the right question and got David to show us some of his story boards? What is the best use of a stimulus check? Where are the Evil Dead references that we missed? Should you get a quad for someone who has never ridden a quad before? Which character did David have wardrobe in his s...

Red Raven River 06: Death ‘n Dining. Find out who survives and who dies in the final episode as Horrorble Opinions concludes our actual play one-shot based on previous movies we have reviewed. What happens after a body hits the floor? Who can give it all for the gram? What are baby birds always gagging for on the day? When did you learn to use num-chuks? Sure you can do a sexy elf dance, but shoul...

Join us for another doozy of a movie that is entirely Ryan's fault this time. Lift to Hell is definitely a trip to hell for it's audience so do yourselves a favor and don't try and track this one down. Just listen to us lovingly talk about this weird cat and murder mystery for 75% of this episode and anything else for the other 25%. Seriously though, can a fish commit arson? What's...

Red Raven River Part 05: Lore Drops. The ruined village reveals some of its secrets as Horrorble Opinions continues our actual play one-shot based on previous movies we have reviewed. Is dead guy viable food? Who begins the domino effect? How does Delbert manage to have so many talents? Who’s feeling the rage? Are coconut sounds ever ominous? When did Karn become the pin cushion? Discoveries and i...

Join us in this cat noise filled episode of Horrorble Opinions as we discuss Barack Obama’s favorite movie Witch From Nepal (1986).  It’s a martial arts horror film in the same vein as that other movie that had Ancient Ancestor that everyone liked.  Or at least that’s what the internet would have you believe.  And the internet would never lie to you would it?  Spoiler alert!  The Internet friggin...

Start salting your leather because Horrorble Opinions is reviewing an underappreciated gem: Warlock (1989), directed by Steve Miner and starring Julian Sands. Happy Birthday, Julian. We remember this great movie from our childhood and upon rewatch we have some new thoughts. Who seriously uses their name spelled backwards as their password? What metal does Kenny not mind eating? Where would you hid...

Red Raven River Part 04: Waking Up. Find out what lies beneath the waterfall (mud) as Horrorble Opinions continues our actual play one-shot based on previous movies we have reviewed. How many different roles has Karn had? Which is more important: pictures for the gram or calling for help? Should you ask more questions when talking to a ghost? Who turns out to be amazing at sensory imagery? Where i...

In this exciting Holiday Episode of Horrorble Opinions we wonder what it's like to be reverse born while reviewing It's A Wonderful Knife (2023), directed by Tyler MacIntyre. Put on your cozy pink track suit and forgot about that rejection email. How does the killer of the Angel of Death not become the town hero? When will Time Cop start enforcing editing rules? Where did the martial art k...

Unwrap this bonus holiday episode with Horrorble Opinions as we travel to the happiest place on earth and review There’s Something In The Barn (2023), directed by Magnus Marten. Boy and old elf are in love. Torglue! Who was Cookie’s first love? Why don’t we refer to snow as sea powder? When are we getting the Breaking Bad sequel made with snow? What relative do gremlins and barn elves share? Has i...

Crack them piggy toes and imagine the massage possibilities with Horrorble Opinions as we review No One Will Save You (2023), directed by Brian Duffield. Two little toe piggies really liked this movie, one little toe piggy has doubts. Who can truly explain the laws of the package? When did little man start not liking bathes? How many towns should be destroyed so one person can feel better? Where h...

Red Raven River Part 03: Goodbye Deposit. Bear, loud noises, and unnatural sun block in this episode as Horrorble Opinions continues our actual play one-shot based on previous movies we have reviewed. Where is the best place to be when the river runs dry? Who does or does not do dirt? What should you do when speaking to a bear? When did the French stop making a fine wine? Why swim when you can run...

On this episode of Horrorble Opinions, we review Talk To Me (2023), directed by Danny and Michael Philippou. Hand to god we did not kill a witch-king to miss out on the latest and dangerous trend of the youths! What are the rules for using an embalmed medium’s hand frozen in carbonite? When did Cookie first smell love in the air? How many times can Kenny tastefully say “hand job”? Where do Predato...