Horrorble Opinions

Get ready to spit up some ghost jizz while you listen to our one hit wonder discussion of the 2019 horror comedy Extra Ordinary.  Which host has bad allergies and makes gross noises during the recording (hint it's the same one it always is)?  What is a real devil’s threeway?  How is it that these goddamned truck drivers keep getting away with running people over?  Trigger warning for snotty no...

It finally happened!  We found a Jack Black movie that Ryan doesn't hate!  And that movie is 2025’s meta horror comedy Anaconda.  We’ve got explosions, weird accents, big snek, even bigger snek and cameos from OG cast members!  INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License. Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwi...

Ghat here, bringing you a podcast as insignificant as Wes' genitals in Glorious (2022). I'm a child of an elder god, or not, or maybe I am, and I need your help to save the world. Just open up your ear holes and listen in as Kenny, Daniel, and Ryan fail to see the bigger picture and instead focus on if Wes murdered his girlfriend or not. The OG Charon shows up and is maybe helpful though n...

Join Horrorble Opinions in the bed and let's remember all the dolls that got us to this place. Where does Child's Play stand when compared to other franchises? For enjoyability, we agree that it has a higher floor, but does it also have a lower ceiling? Name another franchise that doesn't introduce a main character until the fourth movie? We're looking at you Stephen's College...

You're not going to make paper puppets out of us, Horrorble Opinions, we can promise you that! Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Season 3, episodes: 6 "Panic Room" directed by Samir Rehem, 7 "There Will Be Blood" directed by Amanda Row, and 8 "Final Destination" directed by Jeff Renfroe. Who wants to be a port your storm? Have you seen Prison Break? Or White House Down? Or Be...

When you think about it, why not nuke the moon? Horrorble Opinions ponders this question and more as see our own mortality reflected in the face of an aging killer doll, Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Season 3, episodes: 3 "Jennifer's Body" directed by John Hyams, 4 "Dressed to Kill" directed by Jeff Renfroe, and 5 "Death Becomes Her" directed by Samir Rehem. Why does Ryan...

Told you! You can't keep a good guy down! Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. If you had told us that a child's toy from Chicago was going to end up at the White House we would have said sure, why not! Season 2 episode 8 "Chucky Actually", directed by Jeff Renfroe. Season 3 episodes: 1 "Murder at 1600" directed by Jeff Renfroe; and 2 "Let the Right One In" directed by John Hyam...

This series keeps going to places in our bodies, minds, and hearts, and we fucking love it! Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Season 2, episodes: 5 "Doll on Doll" directed by Leslie Libman; 6 "He Is Risen Indeed" directed by Leslie Libman; and 7 "Goin' to the Chapel" directed by John Hyams. Time cop in action here folks, removing the part where Daniel tells you exactly where...

Let's keep chuckin' along here while Horrorble Opinions reviews Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Season 2. Episode 2 "The Sinners Are Much More Fun," directed by Samir Rehem. Episode 3 "Hail Mary!," directed by Samir Rehem. Episode 4 "Death on Denial," directed by Don Mancini. Who knows what that cross if for? Is Dambella an off brand di...

If you're bald but not bald where it counts, what does that mean? Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Episode 7 "Twice the Grieving, Double the Loss," directed by Samir Rehem. Episode 8 "An Affair to Dismember," directed by Jeff Renfroe. Season 2, Episode 1 "Halloween II," directed by Jeff Renfroe. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween"...

We started, might as well keep going cause this is fun. Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Episode 4 "Just Let Go," Directed by Leslie Libman. Episode 5 "Little Little Lies," directed by Leslie Libman. Episode 6 "Cape Queer," directed by Samir Rehem. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons...

Come learn the proper way to check electricity and load a dishwasher full of knives with Horrorble Opinions while we review the first three tv episodes of Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Episode 1 "Death by Misadventure", directed by Don Mancini. Episode 2 "Give Me Something Good to Eat," directed by Dermott Downs. Episode 3 "I Like to Be Hugged," directed by Dermott Downs....

Child's Play (2019), directed by Lars Klevberg. NOT written nor directed by Don Mancini. Why say you are redoing a movie, but really you're just using a pre-existing name, when the movie is different enough that you didn't need to? Why needlessly shoot your doll legs off? Horrorble Opinions hot take here: this is a good movie that got kicked out the window by Andy because it wasn't...

Cult of Chucky (2017), written and directed by Don Mancini. Don't we have a budge for pants at this hospital? Name one other movie where you see someone in a wheel-chair get it on. Go on...I'll wait. The answer is Monkey Shines. Is smoking weed as bad as smoking cigs? How is it possible that non of these characters are likeable? Should you ever break up with someone at a restaurant? Who thinks the...

Horrorble Opinions is delightfully scared of dolls again while watching Curse of Chucky (2013), written and directed by Don Mancini. Should you ask your wheelchair bound daughter to answer the door that you are right next to? Seriously mom, Nica has to roll her ass all the way from the back of the house to go next to you to open the door. Would old people know about Charles Lee Ray going into a Go...

Don't get your beautiful dress wrinkled while watching Seed of Chucky (2004), written and directed by Don Mancini. We apologize now for Ryan's failed attempts at accents. How can hundreds of resolute swimmers look worse when Bruce Willis does not narrate them? Is it bullying if the doll that you voice calls you fat? When was the last time you saw such an artistic shot of a puppet going at...

Horrorble Opinions gets lucky with the Chucky! Wait...that came out wrong. Bride Of Chucky (1998), directed by Ronny Yu. Who hasn't owned at least one For Dummies book? What do you really want out of a doll love-making scene? Which is least believable: not noticing that an airbag has deployed in your vehicle or not noticing the smell of a dead dude in your vehicle? Should you name your police...

Horrorble Opinions has a balanced and well thought out debate about how children in a military academy should conduct themselves while watching Child's Play 3 (1991), directed by Jack Bender. Why do we get confused with child actors? Did you fall asleep to the old Dungeons and Dragons movie, too? When's the last time you thought of Sally Jessy Raphael? She's still alive (90 when we rec...

We watched Child's Play 2 (1990), directed by John Lafia. Two of us like it, one of us is wrong. Time Cop makes some appearances. We discuss the sensual side to fast food dining that not enough people know. It's chaos. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License. Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter...

Hi! We're Horrorble Opinions. Wanna play? No? Oh. Then out the window with you! Child's Play (1988), directed by Tom Holland, and written by Don Mancini, John Lafia, and Tom Holland. Who thinks Andy is capable of being the real killer in this movie? What ever happened to that great game called "You're telling me?" When is it ever ok to have a giant birthday box that contains...

Today your Horrorble Hosts talk about that time "The legend of Popeye haunts a group of councilors as they intend to open a summer camp." Wait, that doesn't happen in this movie. Popeye's Revenge (2025) is a Horrorble romp full of shenanigans, bad audio, and good times. Join us so you can properly warn your friends not to watch this one! INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween&q...

Today your Horrorble hosts find out that even their most reliable spooky people will sometimes let them down in not quite so awesome Coyotes by Colin Minihan starring pod favorite, Justin Long. We get cute puppies, various animal noises, deep discussions about proper prostitute etiquette, absent? fathers and another cool exterminator. Much like our show there is so much missed potential here. Join...

Today your Horrorble hosts are doing their best to be proper allies like Barry in Tina Romero's Queens of the Dead. All 3 hosts are in agreement that we just need more drag queens in our lives in general. We've got blood and guts galore, social commentary galore, glitz, glamor and totally necessary outfit changes. Pick out your drag names and come join us on stage as we get dazzled by Katy...

Horrorble Opinions is having some water cooler drama about karaoke invites while discussing Send Help (2026), directed by Sam Raimi. Do we really need to get HR involved if I like tunafish off your face? Where do you find a wetnurse for a bird? When is a horror movie not a horror movie but it is? Is it ever enough to look in the mirror and say "today is going to be a good day?" Who has found their...

Horrorble Opinions returns to the cold north to pursue a PhD in blonde identification by watching Decoys 2 Alien Seduction (2007), directed by Jeffery Scott Lando. There's a red queen! But why? The alien's have kept up there species depositing program at the same university as before! But why? That one guy is back, and so is the hot alien who can change the appearance of their clothes but not thei...