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Horrorble Opinions don't know capital cities too good but that didn't stop us from taking a trip to an island adventure. So WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Huh? You waiting for a good time? You waiting for consistency? You waiting for a major character from the last movie to show up at the end of this movie? We watched I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998), directed by Danny Cannon. INTRO/OUTRO M...

Podcast listener! You are my ears. I need you to listen to the three hosts as they discuss the first book in the Pine Deep trilogy, Ghost Road Blues, written by Jonathan Maberry. Find out just how evil the hosts are and if they are worthy for me to recruit into my evil army of evil for evil by evil. If there's any discussion of the garlic economy, tug jobs, biting nuts or sick judo moves, you let...

Let your friends at Horrorble Opinions be your guide on wand making, feet care, and other things going on in life while we kinda talk about a new public domain victim in the cash grab that is Betty's Revenge (2026), directed by...you know what...no. This director is in time out for wasting the great Hannah Fierman. Instead, consider this! Who prefers bat demons to Betty Boop? When is second prohib...

Horrorble Opinions has a growth we've named The King that we'd like you to take a look at while we watch Bubba Ho-Tep (2003), directed by Don Coscarelli. Hail to the hip replacements baby! Does turning someone unloose mean they are restrained? When do we become so old we can have fun like children again? Why do pervert mummies hang out in bathroom stalls? Who thinks this is Bruce Campbell's best p...

Grab your flying V and get to shredding with the Horrorble Opinions Podcast while we watch the The Devil's Candy (2015), directed by Sean Byrne. It's got metal! It's got fire! It's got distracted cops! It's got a house with one door! It's got a problem that could have been solved with headphones! INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attributio...

Did you file your taxes, Horrorble Opinions friends? Or did you pull an ol’ Burt Gummer, declare yourself a sovereign citizen, and surround yourself with a bunch of Precambrian tax write offs? That last tremors movie asked us to not forget Burt Gummer day, so here we are, remembering Burt Gummer, and by that we mean Michael Gross, in what Ryan says is his only horror movie appearance outside of th...

Come herald in one thousand years of darkness with us as we discuss 1982’s Chuck Norris film Silent Rage. How many kicks does it take to make a woman fall in love with you? How much money does it take to rescue a man from a well? What is proper manspreading technique? More like silent bore amirite. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribut...

Keep those iron bars on the windows and don't go inviting fey creatures to take your baby, even if baby toss up sounds awesome. No sir! Instead, be like Horrorble Opinions and watch The Hallow (2015), directed by Corin Hardy. Kenny sounds like trash because he's recording from the hallow, Ryan has new games to play with changeling babies, and what Daniel does to wet noodles earns him a spot in one...

Horrorble Opinions watches poop from a butt but we cannot see it and it might not be happening. Turns out most of us would rather stare at nothing in the desert (The Out Waters) than the dark, staticky, pretentious wall that is Skinamarink (2022), directed by Kyle Edward Ball. Field reporter Kim joins us in the background. Just remember, it's ok to turn something off or walk out of a theatre. INTR...

Have you or a loved one had two hours of your time wasted by half a movie? If so you may be entitled to compensation. Dial 555-DougTheSpud now to talk to legal representation. We will get you your time back. But you won’t get it back by listening to three dudes all in the same room talk about Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. It’s a chaotic all in person recording the likes of which has only been seen on...

You're favorite love gurus are back horrorble people with a hot Valentine's Day film for you. We are covering Heart Eyes, directed by Josh Ruben. In this episode your favorite hosts come out of the closet, use the wrong microphone, make a big mess, and possibly say the grossest thing so far on this show. But we do love love and a Devon Sawa and a great Fast and The Furious joke. So grab your speci...

Pull up a chair and join the circle as we discuss the 2015 horror comedy Ava’s Possessions. Don’t be dismayed at some of the outbursts this episode, that’s just the collective possession within your hosts saying gross weird things. No mortal mind could conceive of cum butter, that’s the demon talking. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attri...

Join Horrorble Opinions on the rock bottom and eat armodillo meat while we review The WeedHacker Massacre (2024), directed by Jody Stelzig. Notice we didn't say watch this. What does it actually take to make a movie? When should you turn off a movie? Where can you film without a permit? Who thinks this was a waste of our limited time on this spinning Earth of ours? Why would you avoid a good game...

We are back from our little holiday and starting you off with an absolute banger for season 4 with The Black Phone 2 (2025). Don't listen to Ryan, this is the true start to season 4. Which one of your Horrorble hosts will win the favor of Ernesto? Whats Mando doing here? Does everyone still have the same hair? Is snow the only thing getting plowed? What are the rules for what you get to keep when...

Merry Christmas Horrorble People!!! Your favorite Horrorble Hosts are finally doing THE Christmas horror movie, Krampus (2015), directed by Michael Dougherty⁠. Everyone loves this movie, right Ryan? Right Ryan!? We got perving Santa, the miracle of a boy's first words, Toni Collette having issues with another family, a cute dog and a bunch more Christmas shenanigans! Oh and this might be all g...

Happy Thanksgiving from your favorite Horrorble Hosts who still don't have a clue about anything! In this holiday bonus episode we cover the cult classic Thankskilling! Which wasn't the movie Kenny actually meant when he picked it and definitely is not a Troma movie. One host hated it, one liked it just fine, and the last one didn't realize it at the time but he liked it most of all! T...

Welcome Horrorble People to the Season 3 Review Show! That's right! Three years of your life, our life, everyone's life! We talk shop, make promises to ourselves that we won't keep, create plans that will be forgotten until the next season review, and generally do a lot of not talking about what we watched this season. The typical us you love! INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (inc...

Zach Cregger strikes again with another off the wall, fun horror movie. We are Naruto running away from Time Cop many times this episode as we cover Weapons (2025). Is this a MCU Multiverse? Who is in Longlegs extended family? Did Daniel provide tunnels worth snaking? What caliber rounds would a gun cloud shoot? You are going to need to keep your Gladys locked up inside if you want to join us on t...

Danny Philippou and Michael Philippou are out to make your Horrorble hosts feel bad again and we are dragging you all along for the ride! That's right, today we are covering their 2025 hit film that's all about family, Bring Her Back. Daniel just wants to have a little wood chomping son to love him but knows it will never happen because Daniel is too afraid to be less of an adult around hi...

Everyone grab some lubricant to slide into your wetsuits because Horrorble Opinions is diving back into another Guy N Smith crab book! "The Origin of the Crabs" is the 3rd crabs book that takes us back to the beginning. At least that's what the title implies even though the story barely does. In this episode we find out that Ryan is a monster who gives his daughter a pet, lets her ca...

Join us for one last monologue as we watch the final episode of Midnight Mass. Was this the best example of post nut clarity ever depicted on screen? Why can’t we wear pants in the circle of forgiveness? Was Bev a double agent or just dumb? Who shit in my pants?! #havethedayyoudeserve INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attributio...

Come row out in a boat with us to watch the sunrise as we discuss episodes 5 and 6 of Midnight Mass. Today Ryan finds out what it means to be an Eskimo blood brother. Kenny continues to call Sara a vet doctor. Daniel questions if he got the number of episodes correct. Which host almost shits his pants during the recording? Spoiler, it's not who you think! And thankfully there's not a single monolo...

It’s a podcast miracle today on Horrorble Opinions as we cover episodes 3 and 4 of Midnight Mass. At what point do you file a noise complaint against your aging parents for their loud ass banging at all time of the night? Kenny auditions for a future flanigan project. We learn the ins and outs of postal fraud. And we wonder if anyone will ever get the name of the priest right. #nomorecouchmonologu...

Bless us Horrorble people for we have sinned. We have had impure desires towards a pair of tight pants. That's right we watched the first two episodes of 2021’s Midnight Mass and came out with some questions of faith. Will the other two hosts ever pronounce Monsignor correctly? Is it a Dracula? Where does father Paul buy his jeans? What are you bringing to the crock pot luck? How many monologues d...

On behalf of the entire Horrorble Opinions staff we would like to issue Jamie Kennedy a huge apology and say we are sorry we were mean to you earlier. We didn’t realize what we had until it was gone. Today we watched 2020’s Jamie Kennedy’less Tremors: Shrieker Island. A surprisingly good mix of predator, jurassic park and some other tasty bits. And if you thought this would be an episode where we...