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We're sorry Horrorble Opinions family. When we started Tremors 6: A Cold Day In Hell (2018), directed by Don Michael Paul, we did not know it would take us to the arctic tundra of South Africa, but here we are. But in darkness comes light! So watch this "movie," then listen to how we would have made it better. Spoilers! It involves musicals, physical transformations, and butt stuff. INTRO/OUTRO MU...

In between Kenny’s many many bathroom breaks we attempt to discuss the anti apartheid political thriller 2015’s Tremors 5: Bloodlines. How many trips to the bathroom will Kenny take throughout this episode? What should we call our gacha anime girl grabboid racing game? Which host has secretly been a geologist this whole time? Spoiler alert: Someone falls in a hole. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Goth...

Howdy Horroble Opinions listeners, it's us, your old timey family lineage that watched the best movie nothing wrong with it Kenny it's ok, also known as Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004), directed by S. S. Wilson. Wanna watch tremors when they were called dirt dragons? Sure ya do! Wanna watch a graboid get shot with a cannon? Sure ya do! Wanna listen to Ryan be convinced he's inhaling deadly che...

Way to go Horrorble Opinions dudes! The first Tremors was perfect. The second one less so. And now this one we are going back to perfect by going back to Perfection. Say 'hi' to the neighborhood graboid protection society, and watch Tremors 3: Back To Perfection (2001), directed by Brent Maddock. Or maybe don't. Maybe just listen to us talk about it. We got everything you need! Actor confusion. Ou...

The Mexican government has enlisted the help of Horrorble Opinions to head south and discuss Mexican grabboids in 1996’s Tremors 2: Aftershocks. Along the way we play everyones favorite imdb game that involves grinding the podcast to a halt to look up the age of actors. We also get political and discuss the grabboid trade deficit we have with our southern neighbor. And a future series of episodes...

Podcasters discuss people fleeing from four big worms with multiple tongues. That's right it’s 1990’s classic Tremors! How will this franchise hold up? How will we hold up? #Waytogodude INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.social Twi...

Hold the creepy crawl of Horrorble Opinions as we find out how to defend ourselves against meat mimics by watching some informational tapes found on the internet called Vita Carnis, created by Darian Quilloy (https://www.youtube.com/@darian_quilloy). We watched the Living Meat ResearchINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attributio...

Ring ring!!! Incoming call from your favorite Horrorble hosts as we dive into one of our hosts favorite movies, 2021's The Black Phone directed by Scott Derrickson. Uh oh, did Kenny actually make us watch a good movie? Or did his hosts feel pressured into saying yes because if they didn't then Kenny would beat them harder than pop pop beats Gwen. Jesus doesn't always hold up his end of...

On today’s episode of Horrorble Opinions Ryan just doesn’t get it. It’s a classic 2v1 battle as two of your hosts attempt to convince the third that he’s just plain wrong and should feel bad for his take on 2025’s Sinners, directed by Ryan Coogler. It’s pod history in the making here as we are finally given vampires that seem to actually enjoy being vampires. Plus we also get to see some Klansmen...

On today's episode of Horrorble Opinions your three hosts travel into a supposedly haunted cannery to record an episode on Popeye The Slayer Man (2025). A surprisingly decent horror movie where Popeye the sailor man goes around and kills people. The only thing more shocking than this movie being good was the surprise visit from RFK Jr. to the pod. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod...

Skip right over those unimaginative reductive sequels and boot up with Horrorble Opinions as we watch what might be the best follow-up movie ever: M3GAN 2.0 (2025), directed by Gerard Johnstone. This is an experience that dares to say "yes and" for an entire movie and we love it. Who has a shirt that just won't close? How do you say her name? Gemma? Jemma? Tom? Should you keep recording a podcast...

You are seeing the signs of Horrorble Opinions everywhere now. It's in the trees. In the toast. Did you bring a bag of shi...never mind. Join us as we discuss the merits of trial by hill while watching Revelations (2025), directed by Yeon Sang-ho. The kids are calling it the one-eyed-monster and it's not what you think! INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed u...

We at Horrorble Opinions have come up with an excellent drinking game to play while listening to us chat about 2025’s The Monkey. Take a shot every time the phrase “It is what it is” is said. Just kidding, don't do that. You will literally die a horrorble death just like all the people in this fantastic movie did. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under C...

The nightmare has finally ended. Join us as we discuss the ups and downs of the entire Nightmare On Elm Street franchise. Rejoice as Daniel continues to be right and have the best opinions about everything. Cringe as the problematic 4th host makes himself known. Gasp as Kenny tries to have a cake in bed while two bedmates go to pound town. And please join us in our pleas for Bob Shaye to put the g...

We at Horrorble Opinions would have preferred standing in a circle giving each other the ole dick twist instead of being forced to watch this movie but that would have been a pleasant dream on elm street instead of what we watched which was A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010) remake. Trigger warning if you liked this movie or thought this movie was a good idea, looking at you Bob Shaye, we spend the...

Today on Horrorble Opinions we play murder fuck kill with 2003’s Freddy Vs Jason. On our previous watch of this we came at it from the Friday the 13th viewpoint and were disappointed but from the Nightmare On Elm Street angle this shit rocks harder than a Kia Sorento at a butt rock concert. Butt Rock brought to you by Bob Shaye! Special appearance by Hypnotoad. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic"...

We at Horrorble Opinions would like to extend a big welcome back to papa Wes as he returns to the nightmare franchise with Wes Cravens New Nightmare (1994). While he was out getting milk some terrible terrible things were done to the nightmare household. But now that he’s back he’s here to say that his freddy is good and the others suck. Tulpa Tulpa. Big shoutout to Bob Shaye for getting the famil...

It's finally safe to go back to sleep with Horrorble Opinions because we've made it to Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991), directed by Rachel Talalay. This movie doesn't get a number! Who needs a number when you have so many uses for power gloves? We also have a new idea for ice-cream man that you'll want to hear. Oh. Oh! And you can learn how to relax with two fingers!...

Who better to break confidentiality laws to let you know you're just a little bit preggers than Horrorble Opinions as we hold your hand and watch the diminishing returns that is A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 5: The Dream Child (1989), directed by Stephen Hopkins. The one-liners in this are something truly extraordinary, in the extra-ordinary sense! But hey, whatever ruvs your engines, Ryan. W...

Relax into that waterbed of yours and listen as your three returning hosts get killed one by one and have their podcasting powers stolen by the dream master in A Nightmare on Elm Street 4:  The Dream Master (1988).  Ryan hates the music in this one. Seems to be a recurring theme. Might have to kick him off the show again. Maybe bring him back for one more episode and then kill him off in the begin...

Have a seat at the table friends, time to celebrate! It's Horrorble Opinions 200th episode and we are discussing...well, it's a secret! You'll have to listen to find out! What are wrists if not just arms? How do you say pull on it in cow language? Should female animals have bosoms? When does Goku not need his medicine? Which one of us identifies as an emperor penguin? Who thinks people...

Take a handful of Hypnocil with your popcorn and join Horrorble Opinions as we continue watching the expanding lore of Freddy Krueger with the next installment, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987), directed by Chuck Russell. Someone has decided to make it a thing that the title has a number and colon with a name! This one has it's own theme song. That's cool, right? Kenny sa...

Unlike A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge, your Horrorble hosts would never pretend that our homoerotic moments weren't intentional. We wanna see dongs represented more in horror films! If that's wrong then strip us naked in the gym shower and smack our butts with a towel while we stare at Bob Shaye in a very flattering leather outfit. I mean "oh nooo, don't do that!" Director Jack Shol...

Your Horrorble hosts are diving in for another fantastic/punishing marathon of a beloved horror franchise, A Nightmare on Elm Street. We of course start with 1984's Wes Craven classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street. Is Freddy gonna take better care of us than Jason or Michael did? Where will this first movie rank amongst the other masterpieces in the other big franchises? Latex is cool, long arms...

Horrorble Opinions tries to suck it in and wiggle on a new pair of jeans while watching SlaXX (2020), directed by Elza Kephart. There's not enough room in these bum-covers for adequate blood flow! What is your go to tv dinner? How does retail actually work? Who thinks a workforce of kittens is immoral? When does Kenny Wong get his own admiration podcast? Where should you go to plug it up? Is this...