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You ever wonder what really drove Mr. Miyagi to drink? Well today your Horrorble Opinions hosts explore his back story in the very wild, Auntie Lee's Meat Pies (1992). Turns out, Encanto owes this movie some money. We got Stonehenge, we got ridiculous music, we got softcore porn stars, we got BABY!!! This movie takes us on a rollercoaster of emotions but in the end gives us a pretty fun ride, even...

We are a man down today as we cover 2 different entries into the Halloween universe. The first is an incomplete gem of a story and the 2nd is an anthology of 5 wildly different stories. We never find out what happened to Laurie after Halloween 2 but Kenny is pretty sure he found out the secret identity of Tarantula Man!!! Well after Ryan went away for a few minutes what else was he supposed to do...

Today on your favorite Horrorble podcast we bring you that one science fiction movie from the 90's you missed, Screamers (1995). What happens if we combine Ron White, George Michael, Uncle Roy for Dinosaurs, and weird metal saw blade groundhogs? This apparently. Peter Wellers is here serving up sass like you wouldn't believe while dealing with Big Oil in space. Is 2 robot chicks at the same time s...

Unzip that jumpsuit, put on your favorite shade of lipstick and join us in the bathtub as we discuss the Halloween comics NightDance. A four issue run that has Michael stretch a little outside his comfort zone as he stalks some teenagers that aren’t related to him while in a town that's not his usual haunt. In this pod you will learn the secrets of apple bobbing and the delicious bath rituals of o...

Nobody falls down a hill like the koreans. That’s right we watched the heavily Jaws inspired korean big pig movie Chawz (2009). This movie has it all. We’ve got koreans falling down hills, talking dogs, the same police from The Wailing, koreans falling down hills, big pigs, little pigs, a crazy forest woman and koreans falling down hills. Only a mutant pig monster with no soul could not love what...

Some of those Halloween movies nearly killed your Horrorble Opinions hosts, but we found our own spiritual resurrections with Chaos! Comics 3 issue run of Halloween! Halloween 1 (2000), written by Phil Nutman and Daniel Farrands; Halloween II: The Blackest Eyes (2001), written by Phil Nutman and Mickey Yablans; and Halloween III: The Devil's Eyes (2001), written by Phil Nutman. These are great! Co...

Put your faith in us dear listeners as we dive into the Korean horror masterpiece that is The Wailing (2016). It’s a simple story of a down on her luck village guardian who just wants to do right but can’t get her stupid protectees to heed her warnings. Or is it? Probably. But we get confused easily. Is the hidden message racism? Will we feel bad after this one? Probably but dang this is a fantast...

This is it gang. The thrilling conclusion to the D.G.G. Halloween Trilogy, Halloween Ends (2022). In this episode we discover the secret to Michael’s immortality. It’s a 1v1v1 as each host has differing views on how this trilogy should have ended. Will Michael's evil have tainted us all? Did that little kid deserve it? In the novelization he definitely did. Can Michael temporarily transfer his evi...

Evil dies tonight! And so does the civility on the Horrorble Opinions Podcast, because we are discussing Halloween Kills (2021). Michael plays PvE against Haddonfield and we get busy meeting fun characters new and old. One has the saddest tale ever told and Kenny wont let you leave here without hearing it. I mean who hasn't eaten an entire pizza and accidentally fallen asleep in the back of a stra...

It's 40 years later and HE came home, again! But this time, we got mouse traps. Join Horrorble Opinions and watch the fantastic, possible peak of the series, Halloween (2018), directed by David Gordon Green. We've got family drama. We've got generational trauma. We've got handfuls of teeth. We've got a movie experience that unites our hosts as we tackle the most pressing question of this franchise...

Come join your Horrorble hosts as they dive into the radioactive consequences of Meatball Machine. In this episode we discuss the horrors of nuclear warfare and how it may still be affecting people to this day. Holy crap little alien dudes are piloting people like gundams!!! Will we ever be able to market our new action figures? Shouldn't all people, no matter shape or size, be assimilated in the...

Horroble Opinions is in a classic 2v1 situation today as we watch Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2 (2009). One of your hosts likes this movie while the others hate it. One of your hosts is a white horse. A horse that is white. Is it true this movie was made only out of contractual obligations? How else can a movie with a director this good and a cast this good be so bad? If Michael wants to penetrate me h...

It's that time of year. Again! But different! But the same! Horrorble Opinions reviews Halloween (2007), directed by Rob Zombie. We were too busy cleaning up the kitchen to notice the homunculus walking around town. Who thinks rodent autopsies are a thing? Where do you stash your pictures of dead animals? When is it? Oh thank goodness the movie told us. But where is it? Oh thank goodness the movie...

Lets get wet Horrorble people as we take a deep dive into The Rift (1990). This one is in the top 6 of aquatic horror movies that came out between 1989 and 1990. Yeah 6 of them and apparently its a great marriage counseling setup. You can't run from your feelings 20,000 leagues under the sea. Be careful folks, we do science in this one and nobody fact checked it. I bet we were wrong. Rule #1, Don'...

We watched it. We cannot unwatch it. Halloween: Resurrection (2002), directed by Rick Rosenthal, who is back again after he directed Halloween II. In the words of our new favorite Pokémon Busta Busta, "it's bad", but it does have the best jump kick in cinematic history. Did the thing Rick did in H2 that Ryan liked work again? Will this be unanimously seen as the worst in the franchise by our 3 hos...

Finally some good freaking food.  Today we watched Halloween H20.  A film that wisely takes most of those previous movies and puts them where they belong…right into the trash.  We get heads with bad hair and masks with good hair. We get the best security guard since Halloween 2. We get all that proper 90's teen angst all those other horror movies have been getting. We get a lil hot and bothered by...

Come help Horrorble Opinions break The Wind(1986) at the local Applebee's as we discuss an early detective team up between a wannabe Jessica Fletcher (MSW) and a young Ducky(NCIS) and a mischievous wind. What happens when your protagonist solves the murder within the first 5 minutes of the movie and the killer finds out? 100 minutes of Scooby Doo chase sequences if we are lucky. Lets find out the...

Today we watched the cinematic masterpiece Halloween 6:  The Curse of Michael Myers.  Curious listeners are probably asking themselves “what is the curse?”.  Unfortunately for everyone involved the curse is insects.  Ooops typo I meant incest.  The curse is incest.  Sorry everybody. Not even Paul Rudd can save us this time. #notmyjamie Intro/Outro Music "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech....

Horrorble Opinions Podcast here telling you all to buckle up folks, we are on the bumpy part of this tour now. That's right, it's time to get into the part of this franchise that is a real thorn in all of our sides, Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers. I bet you're wondering if the unofficial novelization fixes some of the problems with this movie. Nope. Who the heck is Fat Sniper and Mole M...

Don't do it! Don't go back to Haddenfield. But if you must, then ride along with Horrorble Opinions as we review Halloween IV (1988): The Return of Michael Myers, directed by Dwight H. Little. Danielle Harris is here! Henceforth this movie shall also be known as The Bleachening. How does one maintain their physique and strength while in a ten year coma? Who thinks the novelization is better than t...

Alert!  Alert!  The werewolf threat level is at an orange.  Orange!  Here at Wolf Hollow (2023) we offer many niceties to encourage and support our booming indie film scene.  We’ve got scare houses, we’ve got woods, we’ve got gas station (singular) and the local wildlife is super excited to have you over for dinner.  Family. Intro/Outro Music "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licens...

Welcome to the third installment in our coverage of the Halloween films starring Michael Myers.  Today on Halloween 3:  Season of the Witch (1982) we learn all about the mystical dangers of Stonehenge.  Those gaddamned druids are back at it again!  And it's up to one absentee alcoholic father doctor lover mustache and his grieving teen future wife to go on a whacky road trip to stop prankster warl...

Welcome to The Mortuary Collection (2019) where you will find your favorite hosts battling Termites, bad phrasing and loud popcorn chomping! It's an anthology of epic horrors that make us think about who the real villains are in this world. Do all women have a bag of holding in their bra? Will Ryan admit that he loves a certain movie? Will Daniel say the grossest thing ever? Can Kenny's clever wor...

It's the night he went to the hospital after going home! That's right, Halloween II. It's got everything the 1st one had cranked up to 11 or maybe its just the OG director that's cranky. How long does it take Mikey to kill all of da babies? Who's worse, Mikey or Loomie? Will those nasty druids strike again? Will Ryan get a penalty immediately? Why doesn't the real hero of this movie get any love?...

It's the night HE CAME HOME! Join Horrorble Opinions in carving up your best Druid possessed jack-o-lanterns and let old man Ryan and historian Kenny instruct Daniel on the true meaning of John Carpenter’s Halloween (1978), directed by John Carpenter. We’ve got druids! We’ve got insane psychiatrists! Is this Halloween 3? Nope, but we’ve got podcasters who read the novelization! Let’s all just take...