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What would you give away as your free audience gift on your world tour? What are your spring break essentials? How about your one article of clothing? If you could only have one person on your glam team,  would you pick a stylist, a makeup artist, or a hair stylist? Is it concerning when your husband, while admittedly very high, tells you he's extremely interested in death...or is it just a w...

In terms of issues, Chelsea's hair is too high maintenance and Lindsay's passport troubles are getting in the way of her vacation.  For So Fired Moments, Chelsea is glad this week's guest didn't show. This week, Hollywood's nipples were freed at the Oscar's...but how are they allowed to post that on Instagram? Plus, Tom Brady still needs help with marketing himself. S...

Are you in on the Noah and Tish Cyrus dating debacle? (Hint: Noah dated and older guy for a while and now Tish is married to him!) And if you were going to get an absurd plastic surgery, what would it be? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text S...

So Fired Moments: Lindsay went to pilates even though she was sleepy and ended up getting to spend quality time with Chelsea and try the new Starbucks drink, and Chelsea is annoyed that her "roommate" is going around telling everyone they're divorced. As far as issues go, Lindsay can't figure out what pajamas to wear, Chelsea hates her period and she's annoyed people aren&...

What's going on with Kate Middleton? What are you turn ons according to your zodiac sign? Plus, what would you do if you had an insane amount of money? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with...

Lindsay's business lease has finally ended and she's getting cardio curious, and Chelsea started running with a new friend. As far as issues, Lindsay's boomer coworker is weird about later pregnancies and autism, we can't win with reproductive rights lately, the world is falling apart, and why the fuck are your Christmas decorations still up? Chelsea and Lindsay are both findin...

When you and a friend get pregnant from one night stands around the same time and she marries her rich hookup but you get screwed over as a single mom... how do you maintain the friendship when you start to get jealous? When your husband suddenly has no interest in sex after getting married, what do you do? Is he asexual? Is he gay? And is it acceptable to ask wedding guests to pay for their own f...

For this week's So Fired Moments, Lindsay got carb-curious and ate pizza in public…but it didn’t settle well and Chelsea went skiing and made a friend with someone who looked like asshole. As far as issues, Chelsea hates that makeup gets grimy and she’s stressed about her dogs dying in the future. There's a lot to talk about today, from Love is Blind , to Club Pillar, Emma Stone, dealing...

You thought you pulled out all the stops for Valentine's Day but your girlfriend was disappointed... did you not do enough? (Hint: you didn't get her what she wanted!) When you get bitten by a neighbor's dog, should you call your apartment management? Animal Control? And can you ask your neighbor to replace your torn jacket? When your birthday is on Valentine's Day and you&apos...

So Fired Moment: Lindsay screwed up her direct deposit... but Austin paid for what she needs. And Chelsea didn't care that her roommate was out for two days over Valentine's! For this week's issues, Lindsay is becoming a worse driver and men always think Chelsea is flirting with them when she's just being nice.  They recap their intuitive adventures, dive into their soft girl e...

Should the birthday girl ever pay for her own dinner? If excused cheating to marry for money, is it wrong to leave him when he goes broke—and keeps cheating on you? What can you do when a friend won't leave an abusive situation and it's making the friendship one-sided? Plus, since it's Valentine's week, a few tips for the ladies on how to have better sex. Connect with So Fired...

So, how are we feeling going into Valentine's Day? Lindsay and Chelsea hit issues like hair extensions, not knowing your ex didn't renew your shared car insurance, dry scalp, and the way celebrities age now. They share Super Bowl predictions (but you'll already know if they were right by the time you hear this) and get into Valentine's plans, how to look hotter in time for V-Da...

What do you do when you want to throw a surprise party for your husband but someone else is already planning one? Is it wrong to tell a slow eater to eat before you hang out together? Is it wrong to refuse to let your partner go through your phone? How do you keep being a good friend to a new mom who won't go out, or should you just call it? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpo...

For this week's issues, Lindsay's purse got stolen, Chelsea is learning her limits in standup and beyond, and Lindsay wants an office that's already taken. Plus, corporate dress codes are dumb and Pookie and B are the new it couple despite some cancelable offenses. After Chelsea's chance encounter she and Lindsay are both back on their manifesting bullshit--but in a new, better...

This week Lindsay and Chelsea cover dating with some extra insight from the male perspective. What important to guys? What's wrong with Chelsea? How do you make it all work? Turns out... dating sucks for dudes, too. Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast...

This week Lindsay and Chelsea dive in on health, wealth, happiness, and stupid healthcare. For So Fired Moments, skiing attempts turned chill hangs and spending time together. As far as issues, Lindsay's got hacked...on PayPal, Shopify, and her husband's credit card. And apparently, getting unhacked is a huge pain. Chelsea, on the other hand, wishes maybe she could be nicer to her stepso...

How do you convince your rich husband to tip at restaurants without starting a fight? What do you do when a guy you ghosted becomes your coworker... and makes your work life a living hell? Is it okay to hide a huge inheritance from your husband because he's bad with money? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay&a...

Today Chelsea and Lindsay talk about salmon sperm and loud budgeting. Lindsay roped Chelsea into auditioning to walk in Denver Fashion Week...and it went well! The lesson here is to trust your friends. As far as issues, none of the grocery stores have plastic bags anymore, there are too many celebrities and no one can possibly know all of these randos, and all these awards shows are fake inclusive...

Would you get a prenup? How can you convince your husband to try BDSM? And how do you tell a friend she kind of stinks? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to...

Let's talk new beginnings! And how to know if your best friend is really your best friend... We have a new sponsor, Chelsea managed to do some family bonding, Lindsay hates how short blowouts last, and Chelsea knows her favorite vegan fast food place is going to close. Plus, a few life updates and their ins and outs for 2024. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with tha...

When your ex asks you to be his surrogate so the baby doesn't ruin his new girl's body, how do you put him down gently so you can preserve that relationship for your daughter? How do you deal with unworn clothes getting musty in the closet? As a comedian, have you ever written a joke you were unsure if you should perform? Is it wrong to set boundaries and a ask a cheater to either pick y...

Hi. It’s been a while. Well, not for you because we recorded some episodes ahead of time, but Lindsay and Chelsea have a lot to catch up on. Lindsay’s skin comeback and its skinny side effects, Chelsea’s Mexico vacation with her mom, Lindsay’s sober curious anniversary… Plus, they watched Saltburn and the Epstein logs are out! Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpo...

Advice that might not be worth taking, but is definitely worth listening to. How do you handle your brother's habit of relentlessly flirting with your man? How do you make your sister see the light of day if she really has joined a cult? And how do you get back into the dating game after a mortifying fart-related accident? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredp...

Mystics are invading Lindsay's privacy. Chelsea hates herself sometimes. They talk goals for the New Year, like making more money off the podcast, new jobs, and falling in love. Plus, Gwyneth Paltrow says we all need butt plugs. Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So F...

Big questions today, besties. How do you get rid of a crush, especially when it's on your hot personal trainer? Is it messed up to skip a wedding because you don't like the hotel roomie situation? How do you get more from someone who's relationship with you is mostly sexual? And, when your husband is into cucking, how do you get him to stop pimping you out? Connect with So Fired sof...