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How much stuff is it appropriate to ask a guest to bring to your party? (Hint: not an entire grocery haul...) Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reas...

In this episode of the Honestly Podcast, Lindsay and Chelsea dig in on topics like Kelly Ripa, joint checking accounts, and more. Chelsea shares her excitement about being hired for a speaking event and her thoughts on taking risks in her comedy career. They also talk about the challenges of shopping for clothes and the difficult decision Lindsay and her husband have made to maybe open a joint che...

So... How do you know if you're a good f*ck? Chelsea and Lindsay explore the signs in different scenarios, from one-night stands and fuck buddies to long-term partners. They also touch on topics like self-confidence and trying new things.  Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsa...

Hi, happy rebrand! Welcome to the Honestly Podcast. It's the same content you know and love... just with a new name.  This week, Chelsea thinks her love hypnosis is working because people seem drawn to her,  and she got great comedy advice from an improv expert. Meanwhile, Lindsay had a great time relaxing with Chelsea and her dog and it really turned her day around. As far as issues, Lindsay...

If you had an end of life party, how would you celebrate it? Do you ever watch YouTube hypnosis? And...have you noticed how hot some of those videos are? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that o...

For this week's So Fired Moments, Lindsay bonds with coworkers over her totally-not-an-eating-disorder situation and Chelsea is using yoga to control her thoughts.  As far as Issues, Chelsea is tired of people trying to bring back TikTok songs from 2020, Lindsay is tired of Chelsea incessantly sending her running reels and saying she wants their shorts, and Chelsea worries her eyesight is goi...

So, what counts as cheating? Corresponding secretly with someone… Meeting with someone without the knowledge of a partner… Complaining about your partner to another person… Keeping in touch with your exes… Telling someone that you're single when you’re not… Sending someone pictures of yourself... Having a secret friendship... Discussing your intimate desires with someone who is not your partn...

Lindsay lost all her eyelashes because of the eclipse but her lash girl saved the day...and Chelsea thought she didn't have a so fired moment this week, but her roommate's out-of-the-house sex habits have given her a lot of free time to clean. She even washed the fancy sheets with the vibrator pocket. Plus, Lindsay has a new personality trait and we have a list of men who need to be un-c...

How do conjoined twins have sex? We have so many questions... And, what restaurant was fancy and celebratory to you as a kids, but sucks now? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend...

Why do people stand so close when you're trying to park? And why does it suck so mucg to wake up hungry? Plus, Chelsea's debut performance at Comedy Works, the feedback she received about being 'too pretty' for comedy, and Beyoncé's new album. They also touch on the concept of having an inner monologue and tease upcoming branding changes for So Fired, so stay tuned! Connec...

Guest Johnnie Mayes joins again to answer big questions like... What are your triggers? And what about friendship icks? We don't want to hear about your kids! Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and shar...

Today So Fired welcomes a special guest, Johnnie Mayes. For this week's So Fired Moments: Lindsay had a skin glow up, Johnnie's weight loss cleanse is DEFINITELY working, and Chelsea really loves her dogs. As far as issues, Chelsea hates that her cell phone cuts out in her elevator and parking garage, Lindsay struggles when her beauty service provider is a bitch, and Johnnie is dealing w...

What do you do about creeps in the DMS? If you had to make the choice, would you be the dom or the sub? Do you use the same toys on other people? Is it cheating if she uses different parts on each guy? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text Supp...

For this week's So Fired Moments, Chelsea's trauma related to gold-digging whore jokes is so old that no one thinks it's funny anymore, and Lindsay got her new passport in two days. As far as issues, Chelsea is struggling to secure childcare...for dogs, and Lindsay is being targeted by tattoo removal ads and she's having headaches all day. Then, Chelsea's comedian get read...

What would you give away as your free audience gift on your world tour? What are your spring break essentials? How about your one article of clothing? If you could only have one person on your glam team,  would you pick a stylist, a makeup artist, or a hair stylist? Is it concerning when your husband, while admittedly very high, tells you he's extremely interested in death...or is it just a w...

In terms of issues, Chelsea's hair is too high maintenance and Lindsay's passport troubles are getting in the way of her vacation.  For So Fired Moments, Chelsea is glad this week's guest didn't show. This week, Hollywood's nipples were freed at the Oscar's...but how are they allowed to post that on Instagram? Plus, Tom Brady still needs help with marketing himself. S...

Are you in on the Noah and Tish Cyrus dating debacle? (Hint: Noah dated and older guy for a while and now Tish is married to him!) And if you were going to get an absurd plastic surgery, what would it be? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text S...

So Fired Moments: Lindsay went to pilates even though she was sleepy and ended up getting to spend quality time with Chelsea and try the new Starbucks drink, and Chelsea is annoyed that her "roommate" is going around telling everyone they're divorced. As far as issues go, Lindsay can't figure out what pajamas to wear, Chelsea hates her period and she's annoyed people aren&...

What's going on with Kate Middleton? What are you turn ons according to your zodiac sign? Plus, what would you do if you had an insane amount of money? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with...

Lindsay's business lease has finally ended and she's getting cardio curious, and Chelsea started running with a new friend. As far as issues, Lindsay's boomer coworker is weird about later pregnancies and autism, we can't win with reproductive rights lately, the world is falling apart, and why the fuck are your Christmas decorations still up? Chelsea and Lindsay are both findin...

When you and a friend get pregnant from one night stands around the same time and she marries her rich hookup but you get screwed over as a single mom... how do you maintain the friendship when you start to get jealous? When your husband suddenly has no interest in sex after getting married, what do you do? Is he asexual? Is he gay? And is it acceptable to ask wedding guests to pay for their own f...

For this week's So Fired Moments, Lindsay got carb-curious and ate pizza in public…but it didn’t settle well and Chelsea went skiing and made a friend with someone who looked like asshole. As far as issues, Chelsea hates that makeup gets grimy and she’s stressed about her dogs dying in the future. There's a lot to talk about today, from Love is Blind , to Club Pillar, Emma Stone, dealing...

You thought you pulled out all the stops for Valentine's Day but your girlfriend was disappointed... did you not do enough? (Hint: you didn't get her what she wanted!) When you get bitten by a neighbor's dog, should you call your apartment management? Animal Control? And can you ask your neighbor to replace your torn jacket? When your birthday is on Valentine's Day and you&apos...

So Fired Moment: Lindsay screwed up her direct deposit... but Austin paid for what she needs. And Chelsea didn't care that her roommate was out for two days over Valentine's! For this week's issues, Lindsay is becoming a worse driver and men always think Chelsea is flirting with them when she's just being nice.  They recap their intuitive adventures, dive into their soft girl e...

Should the birthday girl ever pay for her own dinner? If excused cheating to marry for money, is it wrong to leave him when he goes broke—and keeps cheating on you? What can you do when a friend won't leave an abusive situation and it's making the friendship one-sided? Plus, since it's Valentine's week, a few tips for the ladies on how to have better sex. Connect with So Fired...