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Chelsea and Lindsay dive in on the Olympics and get excited for fantasy football. Lindsay shares her vacation experiences, including weird Gen Z fashion trends among Gen Z and witnessing a throuple of just regular people, bot even really hot ones. Plus, the thought of organizing a fashion show, WTF is a 'brat summer', and why you should date a 7 instead of a 10. Connect with Honestly the...

Have you heard botox is out and plasma is in? What would you do as your street performance side hustle? If you had to eat a food really fast (for cash, obviously), what would it be? And do you think that restaurant should have an age restriction? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lind...

This week Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay talk diet pills as a response to repetitive donut breakfasts, Chelsea's (still!) broken air conditioner, and more. They also discuss their fantasies about joining Dave Portnoy's team at Barstool Sports, complete with an offer to replace his current staff. Plus, what could give you a bad enough ick during sex to stop?  Connect with Honestly thehonestlypod...

What are the best ways to fuck with your husband? Which is worse racism or misogyny? And If you had to star in a porn, what would the theme be? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share wit...

Chelsea and Lindsay catch up on Chelsea's recent comedy show and discuss the boring and unoriginal jokes men tell. They also talk about Taylor Swift's shitty personality, the cult that is Fairlife milk, and how Chelsea's broken air conditioner led to her finding out one of the maintenance guys has a swastika tattoo. Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow T...

If you started a cult, what would it be called and what would you be doing? What do you do when hooking up with a friend makes things awkward? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with...

This week Lindsay and Chelsea They dive into gross Instagram trends like butter boards and share Lindsay's croissant baking success. Plus, Lindsay's new closet (à la Chelsea) and the awkward new movie with Nicole Kidman and Zac Efron. And, Chelsea hasn't made any head way on writing her book, but stand-up comedy is going great. Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @theho...

What's a scam that you recently fell for? If you were to be in a competitive eating contest, what food would you be eating? And if you've seen Inside Out 2 , what emotion would you say that you are? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podca...

In this episode, Chelsea and Lindsay discuss their experiences celebrating the 4th of July. Chelsea shares her excitement about being invited to a lake house in Grand Lake and describes the luxurious and idyllic setting. She also notices the political attitudes of the wealthy guests and their concern for preserving their privileges. Lindsay was also Grand Lake for the 4th, where she went shopping...

Have you heard of the white toenail polish theory? Could you ever rawdog a flight? What do you think of these self-care industry products and services–life saver or scam? Customized supplements Cool sculpting  Cryotherapy and sauna Life coaches Detoxes Chiropractic Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay&...

Boy band reunions, reality TV shows, sports, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, and Chelsea's frustrations with her mother's behavior. Chelsea expresses her outrage at the lack of respect and fair compensation for cheerleaders and women in general. The conversation also touches on the dynamics between men and women and the need for women to unite and work together for change. Connect with H...

What is independence in a relationship? If you have a boyfriend, are you looking through his phone? And have you you heard of the rat and the frog theory?  Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, a...

DUIs, cannibalism, and dicks! This is now an Armie Hammer fan show. Plus, hear some of Chelsea's latest standup comedy material. Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one...

What would you do with $250,000? And what's something that looks hot in the movies but is actually disgusting in real life? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one frie...

Chelsea and Lindsay are childfree by choice. This week they dive into why and lament living in such a pro-natalist place. What do you think when you hear the word 'mother'? We had a great time talking about Ruby Warrington's latest book, Women Without Kids,  today. We missed her, but don't worry, you'll get to hear from Ruby later. ;) Check out the book here . https://www....

So... does eating ass boost your immune system? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok,...

Are you into hot rodent men? Plus, Chelsea's roommate is throwing sod over the balcony and Lindsay is going to suffocate herself taping her mouth closed at night (for the snatched jaw). Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text...

In this week's Advice from Your Besties REPLAY, Lindsay and Chelsea answer your questions about insecurity, projecting, and being the black sheep of the family. Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, su...

This week features a replay of one of Chelsea and Lindsay's most popular episodes to date, a Valentine's Day special all about love. How do you know you're surrounding yourself with the right people? And what's the difference between lovebombing and just being a nice person? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea'...

Are you down with these summer trends?  Mesh ballet flats Sneakers (and if yes, which ones? Trouser shorts? Layered skirts and ruffles? The color butter yellow Wide-legged jeans What about these? Tube tops? Cute tennis dresses? Cute sets (long tops and shorts, vest)? Long jean shorts? Capri pants?  Jorts? And when you get ready to go places, what's the order that you do things in?   Connect w...

So, Chelsea's mom is coming to town... But on the bright side Lindsay made croissants and the turned out edible, and Chelsea DIDN'T get carjacked. And then they dive in on some conspiracy theories. Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcas...

What are your thoughts on the return of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? How long until your boss patrols (and controls) everything you do on social media? And what should Chelsea do about her mother's upcoming extended visit? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayrege...

Chelsea had an amazing time at a wedding with her roommate and Lindsay didn't let her family pressure her into scuba diving. Then, what's up with the Tom Brady roast? Could this move be a fumble for his brand, or is it a touchdown for his versatility? But at least Nikki Glaser is keeping it classy and opening the rape conversation for up-and-coming female comedians. And what did Harrison...

Why do we shake our hair dryers when we dry our hair? And if you had to start a beauty side hustle, would you administer botox or put in hair extensions? Plus, Chelsea's water weight life hack.  Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send u...

Lindsay had enough food in her house to make tacos, and Chelsea can't handle being around negative people anymore. Positive attitudes attract positive experiences and relationships. And, they're both feeling body positive?! It's a journey. Plus, differences in how people rate books, Chelsea deals with a racist customer but maintains that comedy is an adaptive art form,  pickleball l...