Honestly Smartless

Chelsea and Lindsay are childfree by choice. This week they dive into why and lament living in such a pro-natalist place. What do you think when you hear the word 'mother'? We had a great time talking about Ruby Warrington's latest book, Women Without Kids,  today. We missed her, but don't worry, you'll get to hear from Ruby later. ;) Check out the book here . https://www....

So... does eating ass boost your immune system? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok,...

Are you into hot rodent men? Plus, Chelsea's roommate is throwing sod over the balcony and Lindsay is going to suffocate herself taping her mouth closed at night (for the snatched jaw). Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text...

In this week's Advice from Your Besties REPLAY, Lindsay and Chelsea answer your questions about insecurity, projecting, and being the black sheep of the family. Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, su...

This week features a replay of one of Chelsea and Lindsay's most popular episodes to date, a Valentine's Day special all about love. How do you know you're surrounding yourself with the right people? And what's the difference between lovebombing and just being a nice person? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea'...

Are you down with these summer trends?  Mesh ballet flats Sneakers (and if yes, which ones? Trouser shorts? Layered skirts and ruffles? The color butter yellow Wide-legged jeans What about these? Tube tops? Cute tennis dresses? Cute sets (long tops and shorts, vest)? Long jean shorts? Capri pants?  Jorts? And when you get ready to go places, what's the order that you do things in?   Connect w...

So, Chelsea's mom is coming to town... But on the bright side Lindsay made croissants and the turned out edible, and Chelsea DIDN'T get carjacked. And then they dive in on some conspiracy theories. Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcas...

What are your thoughts on the return of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? How long until your boss patrols (and controls) everything you do on social media? And what should Chelsea do about her mother's upcoming extended visit? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayrege...

Chelsea had an amazing time at a wedding with her roommate and Lindsay didn't let her family pressure her into scuba diving. Then, what's up with the Tom Brady roast? Could this move be a fumble for his brand, or is it a touchdown for his versatility? But at least Nikki Glaser is keeping it classy and opening the rape conversation for up-and-coming female comedians. And what did Harrison...

Why do we shake our hair dryers when we dry our hair? And if you had to start a beauty side hustle, would you administer botox or put in hair extensions? Plus, Chelsea's water weight life hack.  Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send u...

Lindsay had enough food in her house to make tacos, and Chelsea can't handle being around negative people anymore. Positive attitudes attract positive experiences and relationships. And, they're both feeling body positive?! It's a journey. Plus, differences in how people rate books, Chelsea deals with a racist customer but maintains that comedy is an adaptive art form,  pickleball l...

How much stuff is it appropriate to ask a guest to bring to your party? (Hint: not an entire grocery haul...) Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reas...

In this episode of the Honestly Podcast, Lindsay and Chelsea dig in on topics like Kelly Ripa, joint checking accounts, and more. Chelsea shares her excitement about being hired for a speaking event and her thoughts on taking risks in her comedy career. They also talk about the challenges of shopping for clothes and the difficult decision Lindsay and her husband have made to maybe open a joint che...

So... How do you know if you're a good f*ck? Chelsea and Lindsay explore the signs in different scenarios, from one-night stands and fuck buddies to long-term partners. They also touch on topics like self-confidence and trying new things.  Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsa...

Hi, happy rebrand! Welcome to the Honestly Podcast. It's the same content you know and love... just with a new name.  This week, Chelsea thinks her love hypnosis is working because people seem drawn to her,  and she got great comedy advice from an improv expert. Meanwhile, Lindsay had a great time relaxing with Chelsea and her dog and it really turned her day around. As far as issues, Lindsay...

If you had an end of life party, how would you celebrate it? Do you ever watch YouTube hypnosis? And...have you noticed how hot some of those videos are? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that o...

For this week's So Fired Moments, Lindsay bonds with coworkers over her totally-not-an-eating-disorder situation and Chelsea is using yoga to control her thoughts.  As far as Issues, Chelsea is tired of people trying to bring back TikTok songs from 2020, Lindsay is tired of Chelsea incessantly sending her running reels and saying she wants their shorts, and Chelsea worries her eyesight is goi...

So, what counts as cheating? Corresponding secretly with someone… Meeting with someone without the knowledge of a partner… Complaining about your partner to another person… Keeping in touch with your exes… Telling someone that you're single when you’re not… Sending someone pictures of yourself... Having a secret friendship... Discussing your intimate desires with someone who is not your partn...

Lindsay lost all her eyelashes because of the eclipse but her lash girl saved the day...and Chelsea thought she didn't have a so fired moment this week, but her roommate's out-of-the-house sex habits have given her a lot of free time to clean. She even washed the fancy sheets with the vibrator pocket. Plus, Lindsay has a new personality trait and we have a list of men who need to be un-c...

How do conjoined twins have sex? We have so many questions... And, what restaurant was fancy and celebratory to you as a kids, but sucks now? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend...

Why do people stand so close when you're trying to park? And why does it suck so mucg to wake up hungry? Plus, Chelsea's debut performance at Comedy Works, the feedback she received about being 'too pretty' for comedy, and Beyoncé's new album. They also touch on the concept of having an inner monologue and tease upcoming branding changes for So Fired, so stay tuned! Connec...

Guest Johnnie Mayes joins again to answer big questions like... What are your triggers? And what about friendship icks? We don't want to hear about your kids! Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and shar...

Today So Fired welcomes a special guest, Johnnie Mayes. For this week's So Fired Moments: Lindsay had a skin glow up, Johnnie's weight loss cleanse is DEFINITELY working, and Chelsea really loves her dogs. As far as issues, Chelsea hates that her cell phone cuts out in her elevator and parking garage, Lindsay struggles when her beauty service provider is a bitch, and Johnnie is dealing w...

What do you do about creeps in the DMS? If you had to make the choice, would you be the dom or the sub? Do you use the same toys on other people? Is it cheating if she uses different parts on each guy? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text Supp...

For this week's So Fired Moments, Chelsea's trauma related to gold-digging whore jokes is so old that no one thinks it's funny anymore, and Lindsay got her new passport in two days. As far as issues, Chelsea is struggling to secure childcare...for dogs, and Lindsay is being targeted by tattoo removal ads and she's having headaches all day. Then, Chelsea's comedian get read...