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Chelsea and Lindsay predict what they think 2024 will look like in trends. As far as issues, everyone's designer purses are fake, so there's no point in getting your own genuine bag, and one of Chelsea's favorite coworkers got arrested. And, an urgent Lindsay dishes update: her sink is currently empty and the dirty stuff is in the dishwasher. If you're not already subscribed on...

Do you have to hang out with your partner all the time even if you're an introvert? How do you convince someone living with you to put a shirt on and respect your boundaries? And what would you do if a friend free bled on your sheets? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:...

Welcome to the So Fired 2023 year-end recap. What are your goals for next year? What was your biggest time waster this year? Biggest fun times? Hear about Lindsay and Chelsea's year in review, and play along with the questions by thinking about your own. Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.linds...

Chelsea and Lindsay bring you more advice. How many dates should you go on before you sleep with them? How do you make a marriage work after infidelity? How do you tell your boyfriend that going 'goblin mode' before and after sex is a turnoff? How do you bond with a child in utero? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_tu...

Chelsea and Lindsay question the longevity of their relationship. Lindsay turns a shit week into quality time with her husband and Chelsea does things by herself and has fun along the way. As far as issues, DoorDash is a scam and Lindsay used Chelsea's special personal greeting on an acquaintance. Plus, Lindsay needs public shaming to practice hygiene, they both have something to say about Pe...

Lindsay and Chelsea try to give you advice, but they're not responsible for your choices because of this podcast. This week they answer some big questions. Is it weird for your boyfriend to refuse to drive you home from the airport even though you're only 15 minutes out of the way? Is it okay to get the ick when a guy orders $300-worth of food and then lies about wanting to split the bil...

Lindsay and Chelsea finally tell you what's been going on. Plus, Matt Rife, the problem with edibles, and the perils of using a vibrator at the beach. Send us a text Three Spirit Elixirs and Alt Wines Designed by plant scientists and bartenders. Use Code HONESTLY15 for 15% off. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost...

Remember this one? In this throwback, Lindsay and Chelsea talk Valentine's Day, expectations, and butt stuff. Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laug...

This week Lindsay and Chelsea share their interview on the Imperfect Success Podcast with Life Coach Baker. They dive into their journeys from perfectionism to business and more. Check out Life Coach Baker: lifecoachbaker.com Grab the podcast on Apple here and Spotify here . Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay&apos...

We'll Thanksgiving debrief later...onto the important questions. Is it normal for a guy to cum in his pants while holding a girl's hand? What's the simplest thing you could remove from your life to much a huge impact that you just can't let go of? Do you consider your significant other to be your best friend? Is it wrong to want to alter your dead mom's wedding dress so yo...

Happy Thanksgiving! We hate this holiday. Food, family, all of the above. So instead of getting into all that, this week we're talking about the guy giving himself electroshock erections to live forever. Plus, shit funny old dads say, ODing on caffeine, and a little Kardashian Katch Up. Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_tu...

Lindsay and Chelsea answer some deep relationship questions today. Do friends still talk on the phone just to talk anymore? Is it okay to feel like you're not enough when your husband suggests a threesome and an open relationship? What do you do if your husband records you two having sex without your permission? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chel...

Chelsea and Lindsay dive in on mistakes men make in bed. (Hint: your girl wants at least 20 minutes of foreplay!) Plus, hear what they think of People 's latest Sexiest Man Alive. What actually makes a man sexy? And did we all forget when Patrick Dempsey was accused of beating his wife?  Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_t...

Lindsay and Chelsea do their best to answer your questions. How do you tell your boyfriend sending you nudes won't cheer you up when you're sad? If your job mandates you go to therapy are you f*cked or just finally getting help? If you lied about taking online classes, what would you do when people start asking you about graduation? And finally, what would Chelsea and Lindsay do if they...

Chelsea and Lindsay talk issues like puppy fatphobia and dive into and interesting conversation about Kim Kardashian's latest design. Climate change is affecting our nipples. Would you wear a bra with fake nipples on it to nip out in the heat? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle...

Chelsea and Lindsay answer your questions! Well, one question, really. How long should sex last? That depends on how many times a day you're having it and how good it is... Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subsc...

Chelsea and Lindsay discuss job interviews, thin poop bags, messed up makeup, and Chelsea's standup comedy pursuits. Plus, all about Britney's book, the Beckham documentary, and the latest Kardashian venture. Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Se...

Lindsay and Chelsea tackle tough questions this week. What do you do when the guy you like moves to Antarctica? Should you be honest with a casual partner about bad sex? Is it rude to refuse follow requests from pushy guys? And what's up with the Victoria's Secret Inclusive Campaign Fashion Show?  Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's...

This week Lindsay and Chelsea talk all things pop culture with FluentlyForward creator Shannon McNamara. Has Taylor Swift dated women? What is going on with Will and Jada? What exactly is a blind item, and have their been any juicy ones lately? Connect with Shannon: fluentlyforward.com IG: @fluentlyforward TikTok: @fluentlyforward Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofir...

Is it dramatic to ask your job to replace your shoes after they get ruined by toilet water at work? Would you invite people you don't like to a party just to please your parents? Would you look at yourself in a truth mirror? How can you make a 22-year-old see the light about her bum boyfriend? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano D.r Lindsay&...

Lindsay and Chelsea talk best compliments, 20 years of pumpkin spice lattes, trauma and comedy, and play a fun game of would you rather. Would you rather be a s*x worker or a stripper? Would you rather be the funniest person in the room or the smartest person in the room? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano D.r Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifes...

Is following bro-y Instagram accounts red flag in man? (Or more importantly, why are you checking?) Do you wash your hair every day? If you're childless, where are all your money and assets going? And how do you update the dated clothes that you really still love to wear? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano D.r Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsay...

Lindsay and Chelsea sit down with comedy influencer Tyler Benderr to talk fame, tips for growing on social media, and more. Connect with Tyler: TikTok: @tyler.benderr IG: @tylerbenderr Check out The Almond Pod . Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano D.r Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text Support the sh...

How do you stand up for yourself and be assertive without being a total bitch? What do you do when your fiancee is determined to make you squirt but his methods kinda suck? What candle scent should you get to impress a girl when she comes over? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano D.r Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podc...

Lindsay's car is finally back! Who the hell actually uses a pea-sized amount of shampoo? And, introducing So Fired's latest venture: Enlightened PR! First, Chelsea and Lindsay want to fix Tom Brady's image. What's the difference between manipulation and marketing? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano D.r Lindsay's IG: @dr....