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So, how are we feeling going into Valentine's Day? Lindsay and Chelsea hit issues like hair extensions, not knowing your ex didn't renew your shared car insurance, dry scalp, and the way celebrities age now. They share Super Bowl predictions (but you'll already know if they were right by the time you hear this) and get into Valentine's plans, how to look hotter in time for V-Da...

What do you do when you want to throw a surprise party for your husband but someone else is already planning one? Is it wrong to tell a slow eater to eat before you hang out together? Is it wrong to refuse to let your partner go through your phone? How do you keep being a good friend to a new mom who won't go out, or should you just call it? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpo...

For this week's issues, Lindsay's purse got stolen, Chelsea is learning her limits in standup and beyond, and Lindsay wants an office that's already taken. Plus, corporate dress codes are dumb and Pookie and B are the new it couple despite some cancelable offenses. After Chelsea's chance encounter she and Lindsay are both back on their manifesting bullshit--but in a new, better...

This week Lindsay and Chelsea cover dating with some extra insight from the male perspective. What important to guys? What's wrong with Chelsea? How do you make it all work? Turns out... dating sucks for dudes, too. Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast...

This week Lindsay and Chelsea dive in on health, wealth, happiness, and stupid healthcare. For So Fired Moments, skiing attempts turned chill hangs and spending time together. As far as issues, Lindsay's got hacked...on PayPal, Shopify, and her husband's credit card. And apparently, getting unhacked is a huge pain. Chelsea, on the other hand, wishes maybe she could be nicer to her stepso...

How do you convince your rich husband to tip at restaurants without starting a fight? What do you do when a guy you ghosted becomes your coworker... and makes your work life a living hell? Is it okay to hide a huge inheritance from your husband because he's bad with money? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay&a...

Today Chelsea and Lindsay talk about salmon sperm and loud budgeting. Lindsay roped Chelsea into auditioning to walk in Denver Fashion Week...and it went well! The lesson here is to trust your friends. As far as issues, none of the grocery stores have plastic bags anymore, there are too many celebrities and no one can possibly know all of these randos, and all these awards shows are fake inclusive...

Would you get a prenup? How can you convince your husband to try BDSM? And how do you tell a friend she kind of stinks? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to...

Let's talk new beginnings! And how to know if your best friend is really your best friend... We have a new sponsor, Chelsea managed to do some family bonding, Lindsay hates how short blowouts last, and Chelsea knows her favorite vegan fast food place is going to close. Plus, a few life updates and their ins and outs for 2024. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with tha...

When your ex asks you to be his surrogate so the baby doesn't ruin his new girl's body, how do you put him down gently so you can preserve that relationship for your daughter? How do you deal with unworn clothes getting musty in the closet? As a comedian, have you ever written a joke you were unsure if you should perform? Is it wrong to set boundaries and a ask a cheater to either pick y...

Hi. It’s been a while. Well, not for you because we recorded some episodes ahead of time, but Lindsay and Chelsea have a lot to catch up on. Lindsay’s skin comeback and its skinny side effects, Chelsea’s Mexico vacation with her mom, Lindsay’s sober curious anniversary… Plus, they watched Saltburn and the Epstein logs are out! Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpo...

Advice that might not be worth taking, but is definitely worth listening to. How do you handle your brother's habit of relentlessly flirting with your man? How do you make your sister see the light of day if she really has joined a cult? And how do you get back into the dating game after a mortifying fart-related accident? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredp...

Mystics are invading Lindsay's privacy. Chelsea hates herself sometimes. They talk goals for the New Year, like making more money off the podcast, new jobs, and falling in love. Plus, Gwyneth Paltrow says we all need butt plugs. Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So F...

Big questions today, besties. How do you get rid of a crush, especially when it's on your hot personal trainer? Is it messed up to skip a wedding because you don't like the hotel roomie situation? How do you get more from someone who's relationship with you is mostly sexual? And, when your husband is into cucking, how do you get him to stop pimping you out? Connect with So Fired sof...

Chelsea and Lindsay predict what they think 2024 will look like in trends. As far as issues, everyone's designer purses are fake, so there's no point in getting your own genuine bag, and one of Chelsea's favorite coworkers got arrested. And, an urgent Lindsay dishes update: her sink is currently empty and the dirty stuff is in the dishwasher. If you're not already subscribed on...

Do you have to hang out with your partner all the time even if you're an introvert? How do you convince someone living with you to put a shirt on and respect your boundaries? And what would you do if a friend free bled on your sheets? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:...

Welcome to the So Fired 2023 year-end recap. What are your goals for next year? What was your biggest time waster this year? Biggest fun times? Hear about Lindsay and Chelsea's year in review, and play along with the questions by thinking about your own. Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.linds...

Chelsea and Lindsay bring you more advice. How many dates should you go on before you sleep with them? How do you make a marriage work after infidelity? How do you tell your boyfriend that going 'goblin mode' before and after sex is a turnoff? How do you bond with a child in utero? Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_tu...

Chelsea and Lindsay question the longevity of their relationship. Lindsay turns a shit week into quality time with her husband and Chelsea does things by herself and has fun along the way. As far as issues, DoorDash is a scam and Lindsay used Chelsea's special personal greeting on an acquaintance. Plus, Lindsay needs public shaming to practice hygiene, they both have something to say about Pe...

Lindsay and Chelsea try to give you advice, but they're not responsible for your choices because of this podcast. This week they answer some big questions. Is it weird for your boyfriend to refuse to drive you home from the airport even though you're only 15 minutes out of the way? Is it okay to get the ick when a guy orders $300-worth of food and then lies about wanting to split the bil...

Lindsay and Chelsea finally tell you what's been going on. Plus, Matt Rife, the problem with edibles, and the perils of using a vibrator at the beach. Send us a text Three Spirit Elixirs and Alt Wines Designed by plant scientists and bartenders. Use Code HONESTLY15 for 15% off. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost...

Remember this one? In this throwback, Lindsay and Chelsea talk Valentine's Day, expectations, and butt stuff. Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyle YouTube:  So Fired Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laug...

This week Lindsay and Chelsea share their interview on the Imperfect Success Podcast with Life Coach Baker. They dive into their journeys from perfectionism to business and more. Check out Life Coach Baker: lifecoachbaker.com Grab the podcast on Apple here and Spotify here . Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay&apos...

We'll Thanksgiving debrief later...onto the important questions. Is it normal for a guy to cum in his pants while holding a girl's hand? What's the simplest thing you could remove from your life to much a huge impact that you just can't let go of? Do you consider your significant other to be your best friend? Is it wrong to want to alter your dead mom's wedding dress so yo...

Happy Thanksgiving! We hate this holiday. Food, family, all of the above. So instead of getting into all that, this week we're talking about the guy giving himself electroshock erections to live forever. Plus, shit funny old dads say, ODing on caffeine, and a little Kardashian Katch Up. Connect with So Fired sofiredpod.com IG: @sofiredpod TikTok: @sofiredpodcast Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_tu...