Honestly Smartless

Bonnie Blue set a high body count to beat, and we all just want to be Alix Earle.  Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay...

Did Lindsay get fake boobs and get knocked up? Chelsea is getting hotter, and it's just expensive to be us. So please support this show, thanks.  Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless T...

Are you a bad texter but a good friend? Would you rather have a spontaneous friend or reliable friend? Would you rather give great advice or give great presents? Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestly...

We support Ducky the Yorkie, give Meghan Markle a break, and we are taking inspiration from "365 Days" and writing our own smut book. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok:...

Another game of "Would you rather...?" Plus, navigating long distance relationships and friendships.  Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea'...

Freedom to buy a new butt and the flirting and eye f*cking masterclass is now in session. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano...

Can you be married and still have friends of the opposite gender? And Bianca Censori has our attention, so let's appreciate her hot body. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @...

Boys are ruining our friends, we are on a mission to get hired at Barstool, and what is up with using the word c*nt?? Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea...

How can we tell if your values have been compromised? And Lindsay gives an update on her eating, or lack thereof. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea&apo...

Chelsea has a new English fan, Lindsay fulfilled her childhood dream, and we are on a mission to get hired at Barstool. 00:00 Cuddly Critters 05:54 Instagram Subliminal Messaging 14:29 Wicked Movie Discussion 24:51 Justin Timberlake Concert 30:26 English Fans & Voice Memos 37:51 Barstool Better Hire Us 44:53 Chelsea might be getting in conspiracy theories Send us a text Support the show Like,...

Advice about butt stuff and Valentine's Day. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr You...

What goes on BTS at an adult film shoot? Do these actors need therapy? What makes for a great film? And so many more questions about the adult film industry were answered by Vic Lagina, the author of “Filthy” - which we highly recommend you listen to on Spotify.  Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless...

A dog that was squished, overconsumption of makeup and Chapstick, and blowouts are BS. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lin...

Amateur (Dr. Lindsay) vs Pro (Olivia) in a makeup faceoff to see who can make Chelsea look like the Caramel Instagram filter, while sharing hilarious confidence stories and learning makeup tips and tricks.  Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly...

What kind of bedroom skills do you need in order to write a raunchy rap about it? Plus, ins and outs for 2025. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's...

Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay have a pop culture catch up about Nikki Glaser, Kieran Culkin, Jimmy Carter, Jerry Springer, and all of the Kardashians. And now you can get birth control OTC?? Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmar...

Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay are wondering, what is the point of New Years resolutions? And another fun round of, "Would You Rather." Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @hone...

Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay discuss their holiday experiences, AI puppies, the Kardashians, It Ends with Us, Blake Lively, Paige and Craig, and why male feminist are the worse. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG...

REPLAY: How many dates does it take to put you into the friend zone? And should you only have pretty friends, or does that make you a terrible and insecure person? Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honest...

This week Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay welcome to the show, Elissa Bassist to discuss her should-be-award-winning-book, "Hysterical", and the importance of humor in addressing lady topics. We chat all about: What being "Hysterical" really means Baby voices make men horny 4B and dildos and so much more! Follow Elissa Instagram https://www.elissabassist.com Buy "Hysterical"...

We will sleep with someone for a job, maybe? And there is a mating crisis, and we question our self-worth and societal standards. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmart...

In this episode of Honesty Smartless, Chelsea and Lindsay engage in a light-hearted conversation that covers a range of topics from their cozy critter of the week to personal anecdotes about relationships, shopping experiences, and reflections on body image. They share a humorous yet poignant story about an accidental encounter with alcohol after years of sobriety, leading to discussions about the...

Are giving BJs a power move? And we can't get enough of the conspiracy theories around Luigi Mangione and JonBenet Ramsey. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartle...

What does holding space even mean? We finally started making goals for 2025, and on the list is being less of a loser. Send us a text Three Spirit Elixirs and Alt Wines Designed by plant scientists and bartenders. Use Code HONESTLY15 for 15% off. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show Like, subscr...

How much would you charge to be a fake girlfriend? And would you rather have hoofs for hands or candy cane legs? And more nonsense, like "What is Kohl's cash??"  Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.co...