Honestly Smartless

Cum dumpsters, BBLs are rotting like garbage in July and the Polar Express is actually a smut book. 00:00 Red Panda Wake Up Call 02:32 Besties Share Laser Hair Removal 04:12 Chelsea Plays Wedding Photographer 05:33 Ocho Cinco / Chad Johnson Dating Requirements 08:18 Lindsay tells all - Cum Dumpster 14:26 Chelsea is a Late Bloomer 20:11 Losing Virginity 22:03 Lena Dunham only casts Ugly People 24:1...

Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie. Chapters 02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies 05:54 Lindsay doesn't know how to buy bread 08:25 Camel Toe vs Moose Knuckle + Nipping Out 11:19 Feminism and Piers Morgan 16:22 MAGA Influencer Undercover Mission 19:06 Fun Game: How Well Do We Know Each Other...

Meghan Markle trolls us in the comments (again), the Titanic submersible is one big jerk off, and is the R word is back? Plus, the surprising sex appeal of professional pickleball.  Chapters 00:35 Orca Sensual Massage 01:54 $400 Swimsuit 03:52 Pickleball Smut 07:51 Pro Podcasters and Pickleballers 10:30 The R Word is Back 16:55 Meghan Markle Mean Comments 18:56 Hot Moms are Not Real 21:25 Skinny O...

Looking depressed is hot? Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife. Meghan Markle can't even choose the right friends (Tyler Perry is accused of SA, we are not shocked), which reminded us about Alex Cooper being sexually harassed by her coach. And let Alix Earle stick to clothes and makeup, not politics.  01:51 Stumpy the Lemur and Lindsay buys a car 01:56 Chelsea's mom is still being a narcis...

Chelsea has no sex game in front of Lindsay, zebras are high maintenance divas, lip slips from an ill-fitting bikini, lesbian lovers and vibrators on vacation. Happy Pride month! Chapters 00:00 Honestly Smartless is Unhoused 02:01 Ed the Diva Zebra 05:09 Talking Dogs 08:17 Lindsay is a master Haggler  10:03 Keep Your Vagina in your Bikini 14:08 Vacation Sex 16:34 A 75-Year-Old's Love Life 22:...

What is your first stop after your prison release? We will be making our dreams come true of working at Barstool Sports, and with enough money anyone can be hot. Plus, we see a Lululemon x Giggly Squad x Honestly Smartless collab in our future. Chapters 00:00 – Emotional Support Animals (aka us) 02:36 – Body Image, Diet Lies & Mirror Rage 05:20 – Sephora Hauls & Lip Gloss that Lies 08:23 –...

Ben Affleck makes Autism look hot, dumb beauty trends you do not need, and our new names ae Lil' Oatie + Lil' Dehydrate.  00:00 – Japanese fairy  01:09 – Night creams are a scam  04:05 – Goat's milk gone wrong  08:39 – Unhinged dating stories  13:58 – Hot Autism Summer  20:51 – Chili's is back?  23:22 – AI ads know us too well  24:40 – Hailey Bieber the Billionaire  25:29 – Oze...

Ozempic secrets, Diddy and his rubber duckies, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick influencer lessons, and Kim Kardashian is back at it again with another SKIMS bra no one asked for. Chapters 00:00 - Banter & Bullsh*t 00:16 - Homeless Sheep Saga 02:18 - Diddy Drama Drops 06:07 - Kim’s SKIMS Nipple Bra 09:05 - Kevin Spacey’s Creepy Comeback 10:31 - Hot Mess to Hero 12:16 - WTF Sports Games 14:53 -...

Your beauty routine costs more than rent, and somewhere out there, a man is racing sperm in the name of masculinity.  00:00 – Face Down, Ass Up Bees 02:19 – Beauty Standards & Why We’re Broke from Sephora 05:10 – The Great American Sperm Race: Elon Musk Sh*t 07:44 – Weird Summer Fears: Locked in a Car and Gobbler Necks 10:01 – We are Teaching Hospitality Now? 12:36 – Celebrity Courtroom Tea: D...

 Big dogs, tiny dogs, diving into celebrity fashion controversies , cultural appropriation , awkward social situations. Our review of Promising Young Woman , and the evolving world of adult entertainment .  Plus: gross food opinions, Mother’s Day emotions , and how language around sexual violence is shifting.  Timestamps: 00:00 Intro: Cuddly Critters & Viral Pet Friendships 03:04 Shopping Habi...

Who are you betting on to be the next pope? Root the Wood Turtle is scooting through life, we are big Fenty Beauty fans, and Jordon (Bill Belichick's girlfriend) is not a gold digger, she is an entrepreneur.  Send us a text Three Spirit Elixirs and Alt Wines Designed by plant scientists and bartenders. Use Code HONESTLY15 for 15% off. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you mak...

John Hamm and Shannon Sharpe refuse to be cancelled, Chelsea might be getting catfished, Lindsay blows the lid on the secret to a happy relationship, donkeys carrying lambs, Rent-A-Friend and more. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless...

Is being a Walmart greeter in Chelsea's future? And we chat about the bizarre Canadian Stork Derby competition, $40 socks, spoon theory and Katy Perry and the rocket riding ladies. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysma...

Sometimes your coworkers suck, and we have solutions of how to handle handle them. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay...

Canadian goose, lonely boys, rating Hinge profiles, and how do you choose a smut book. Plus, Lululemon haul and at-home chemical peels - what could go wrong? Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmar...

Do you tip toe around it or just give it to them straight? Tell us what how you would tell your partner they are looking a little tubby. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honest...

Double dutching dogs, blurry boundaries, and 5 things you need from Target. Plus, do you have 5 friends that you actually like? Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartle...

Let Remy live her life! Plus, how to to trick yourself into a eating a salad and dealing with hating your body.  Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea&apos...

Did Morgan Wallen really stomp off? Lindsay had an unsuccessful cat rescue, Chelsea is going pro in pickleball soon, and WTF is up with incest on White Lotus? Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysma...

Bhad Bhabie vs Alabama Barker, doing rich kid sh*t, and we came up with our own bad girlzzz nicknames. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @ch...

Pickleball season is in full swing, cellulite happens to everyone, we need therapy advice and to learn how to eat smaller portions.  Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysm...

Why are we giving up on shoes this season? And shopping is more fun when you are feeling your best - even if the fashion is hideous.   Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestly...

New undies, terrorism is funny, animal sounds across the world, and a dating update. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Linds...

Russian beauty routines, scalp care, and taking lessons from Meghan Markle (Sussex). Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Linds...

Chelsea can't seem to quit comedy, Lindsay has friendship amnesia, and we just want to feel special. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG:...