Honestly Smartless

Happy birthday Chelsea! We are taking this show on the road, 2016 is back, and the Autism Barbie hits a little too close to home. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmart...

Only Fans $6,000 course for free (you're welcome), Tom Brady should count his blessing for being seen with Alix Earle, gold bars in big books, and are we bad people? Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG:...

Farkakte ozempic, pimping out pay pigs, Rockefeller/Kellogg conspiracy theory, and daddy issues. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_...

Justin Timberlake, pickleball, Ozempic, Barstool, getting an agent and more highlights of 2025. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_t...

Why can't Chelsea's dog just be gay? Kamala recap for Barstool Sports,  and Taylor Swift is really onto something. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless...

Michigan's coach plan b failure, Alicia Silverstone's acting lips, Joe Burrow's swords and bringing awareness to hot tub sex trafficking. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless...

Oprah is rebranding boundaries, the taint is free and on fire, how to grift your way into your boyfriend's life, and we got an agent!! Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @hon...

Freaky Friday body swap, Thanksgiving fails, Meghan Markle and pedicure dates. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay&apo...

An agent reached out to us!!!! Chelsea's ChatGPT is in love with her, Lindsay is joining a chanting cult, Turkey hair transplants and George Washington is hotter than Ben Franklin?? Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysm...

Filler or facelift? Skinny schoolgirls fresh air photoshoot, LED boob jobs and vagina lollypops.  Bits and Clips 00:00 Skinny schoolgirl photoshoot 03:23 Ben Franklin Fan Club 08:20 Would you rather? Filler or facelift? 21:10 Trying to be ladies 27:49 Eating disorders are becoming contagious 30:33 Vagina lollypops 37:39 Trying out a new personality  Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe,...

My mom is having an affair with my ex-husband?? BINGO was his name-o. Hoarding hits too close to home and more. Bits and Clips 00:00 F*** you brad 02:21 Friends tell friends they are on speakerphone  04:58 Fans in the wild 06:21 My mom is having an affair with my ex 09:08 Why aren't we famous yet? 14:26 Hoarding husbands 17:30 Meghan Markle is more hated than P. Diddy?? 22:41 Throw your sh*t...

EPIC Friday night at dive bar with tall guys leads to Chelsea's shenanigans. Plus, we are ready to walk for Victoria's Secrets and Sports Illustrated, but we will not be wearing the new SKIMS thong. Bits and Clips 00:00 Fun Shenanigans 03:41 Please flush the toilet 10:26 Is he hot or is he just tall? Our epic friday night 34:34 Victoria's Secret vs Sports Illustrated 39:09 Love is n...

Lips, nips, and buttholes are all the same color, according to science. And how to not get stuck in a pickle prayer and how to raise your low hanging lips. Bits and Clips 00:00 Quick catch up 02:13 Dating disaster strikes again 05:12 Pickleball and prayers 06:57 We are the epitome of health 11:07 Low hanging lips 15:59 Pretty privilege 27:10 Never to late to grow up 33:56 Brother hater 42:04 Cuddl...

Manifesting our way to Bert Kreischer, Chelsea's big work announcement and unwanted roommate attention, Lindsay on Love is Blind, and we have Taylor Swift's next big song. Bits and Clips 00:00 We finally got a Labubu! 02:55 Epic weekend adventures 05:31 Rolling on 22s 08:24 Bert Kreischer 14:05 Shenanigans 16:19 Manifesting our new jobs 19:05 Chelsea's roommate is in love with her 2...

Ironman prank, a botched Botox experience, Cash Cab, invoicing for our hair extensions - and just make us famous already so we can stop complaining about it. Bits and Clips 02:04 Botched Botox  06:59 Hair extensions are not free 09:03 Ironman prank 12:48 Ditching a date for a funeral? 18:13 Adele is the Super Bowl performer (or not?? 23:43 Get off instagram 30:13 30+ birthdays are sad 31:01 Cancel...

Men love bombing themselves, Buffalo mafia, raging over quadrobics, Troy Aikman's dating profile pic is giving d*ck pics. Clips and Bits 02:38 John Cena in yoga class 05:08 Kicked in the taint 07:50 Men love bombing themselves 10:56 Identifying as Single 16:27 Lululemon and girl math 22:14 Social Media stuff 25:19 Quadrobics 29:35 Humping centaur  32:56 We eat food sometimes 34:59 2 Bears, 1...

A tale of two Charlies: Charlie "Crack Pipe" Sheen and the other one. Plus, birthdays, snails, laser hair removal and why being delusional is the best. Clips and Bits 00:00 Ned the Snail 05:02 The only time we will speak of Charlie Kirk 09:29 Millennial Miracle Worker 14:58 Celebs being dumb 20:44 Charlie Sheen loves crack 32:32 Podcasting >> Pickleball 34:07 Ne-Yo and his 4 girlfr...

Joe Burrow and his love of samurai swords and fossils, Lindsay's diary (Amazon shopping cart is exposed), Laken the baby killer, and Munchausen cyber bullying moms.  Bits and Clips 00:00 Llama costume contest 02:01 Elder matching twins outfits are back 03:46 Lindsay spent $25 on oat milk 06:31 Exposing our diaries 07:59 10 years of marriage advice from a child bride 10:03 Trolling the TikTok...

Congrats to Taylor Swift! Get to know us if you are new around here, hot girl humor, and please support the show by buying Lindsay a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy. Bits & Clips 00:00 Our origin story 07:26 Personal development is dead 09:03 Gluten detective 12:37 Sweaters over our shoulders 15:55 Sydney Sweeney & hot girl humor 18:05 Confidence boost 20:14 Trying to get Chelsea a date 24:26 S...

Is your sacral chakra and tight taint holding you back from your dreams? Would you rather date a guy in a wheelchair, with a tiny head, or with two heads? And sobriety celebrations while aging in reverse. Bits 00:00 Chicken and a mop 05:03 Buying our happiness 07:15 Binging on Digestive Supplements 11:34 Wheelchair, tiny heads, or two heads? 22:50 Free the taint 31:13 We are like, really mature 33...

Go sports! Chelsea met the Bananas, Lindsay wasn't the one nipping out this time, and we are just Target girlies who might think too much during sex. Highlights 00:00 Lettuce dog 05:25 Getting into little Boys Pants in Target 08:04 22'' rims or bust 11:07 Taylor Swift on New Heights 13:46 Savannah Bananas Snail Trail 23:19 Skin to skin puppy bonding 26:08 ChatGPT picks Chelsea'...

Nazi dogs, dream houses, and douchebag fans. And we are getting paid to party with the high possibility of being trained, but we are white girls and listen to NPR, who wouldn't want to hire us?  00:00 Sydney Sweeney's dog is a Nazi  03:02 NPR Poems  7:52 Getting paid to get gang r*ped  17:07 Wet dreams in our dream home  22:10 Shout out to our fave douchebag fan  25:39 Partying with the...

WNBA and dildos, hopefully making new friends, black cat boyfriends, and we are feeling perfect today.  0:00 Curry Seagull  04:28 SKIMS face contraption  07:15 Gym Girlies Friends 12:58 Feeling Perfect Today 19:05 Bathroom Talk 27:03 Life Changes and Happiness 27:53 No more Downsy? 29:19 History 101 of the Gilded Age 32:17 Teens should be messing around more 34:50 Soft Throuple added a 4th 40:58 G...

Ball sac razors are underrated, high school boys hooking up with older ladies, nipple clamps and Sydney Sweeney has great jeans. 00:00 Shotguns and Lions 03:56 Nipple Clamps 07:01 Hunting Wives Recap 08:57 Girl on Girl Hookups, Elder Twins and Pastors 29:50 Hair Care Show Down 36:15 Cirrus Cannabis Club 39:32 Ball Sac Razors 44:46 Should women be Uber drivers? Send us a text Support the show Like,...

Beavers falling from the sky, Coldplay calling out the CEO & HR affair, revenge is better when it's an inconvenience, and we actually need more hobbies. 01:43 Beavers Falling from the Sky 04:20 Coldplay Calling Out Cheaters 06:21 Thoughts on Cheating 07:57 Left Shoes Revenge  10:37 Lat Marriage 13:54 Gym Class Trauma 15:59 Quitting Pickleball? 17:32 Late Show Cancelled - Hire Us 21:36 Oze...