Honestly Smartless

Being honest about the scams of beauty trends, supplements, and the pressure of having holiday plans. And sharing hacks of having food poisoning, how to not spend money on Black Friday, and chatting about the show, "Hacks." Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouT...

A twisted game of 'F*ck, Marry, Kill' with iconic Christmas characters & we share our favorite holiday movies. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless...

Being honestly smartless about our love for giraffes, just realizing that Glen Powell is pretty hot, and Lindsay is trying to help Chelsea make better decisions but she sees it as c*ckblocking. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless hon...

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We love a good rebrand!  Introducing, "Honestly Smartless", because we are just two dumb girls. We are putting up Christmas decor, perfume for dogs, and the most epic brunch roasting of a boyfriend of all time. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect...

We have to talk about Zach Bryan and Brianna Chicken Fry, including the public humiliation stemming from a breakup and the implications of such actions in today's culture. And, are we joining a cult? Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Sm...

Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay chat about the ups and downs of friendship, loneliness, and the complexities of new relationships. Seasonal changes and how it affects mental health, the importance of social connections, and the red flags to watch for in romantic relationships.  Plus - holiday shopping and creating an ideal life using chatGPT. 00:00 Winter Blues and Social Isolation 01:39 Friendship Dynami...

What are some unconventional hot jobs? Is it sexism to promote female-owned products? Would you rather live underwater or live in space? Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honest...

Lindsay went to Costa Rica (where the monkeys are for this week'S Cozy Critter Corner) and Chelsea isn't having the time of her life but she did love Insatiable on Netflix. Plus, dopamine menus, forever chemicals, new merch ideas, and what the Zodiac Killer has in common and Tracy Anderson. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason...

How many dates does it take to put you into the friend zone? And should you only have pretty friends, or does that make you a terrible and insecure person? Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartl...

Yapping about: Chelsea got caught wearing house slippers in the wild  Lindsay is on a hair journey and it is not easy when Chelsea gatekeeps her secrets Lindsay is surprising her husband with a trip to Costa Rica Chatting about boys, duh Parenting is a public health issue. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestly...

This week we're treating you to a replay of one of our most popular Besties episode from July... does eating ass boost your immune system? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share wit...

This week we're throwing it back to episode 139 from way back in May! Let's talk about Kelly Ripa, lament how much it sucks shopping for clothes, and get real about how hard it can be to maintain financial independence AND contribute to shared expenses in a relationship. Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea...

What's a skill you thought you would have mastered by now, but you have not? What is something boys do that we don't understand? What is something that gives you the impression immediately that someone is not good? When someone makes plans for the afternoon, what time is that? How ready is your house for unexpected guests? If you got to choose your name, what would it be and why? Would w...

There are fake animals in Chinese zoos, and Chelsea and Lindsay love Pete the beagle. They dive into the intricacies of relationships, discussing a friend's challenges in the dating world and navigating personal boundaries with humor and insight. Plus, it's actually really hard to find black magic online and Chelsea met drunk Jesus. His name is Garrett. Connect with Honestly thehonestlyp...

What is the sluttiest item of clothing a man can wear? Would you date a sperm donor? And if you had a mascot, what would it be? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one frien...

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay took out a row of hair extensions and Chelsea is in a new era of skincare! Lindsay also introduces the current Cute Animal of the Week: Marigold Puddlefoot the sea turtle, and we catch up with the winner of Fat Bear Week. And did you see see Kamala on Call Her Daddy ?! Talk about getting the youth vote. In other news, Chelsea has finally revisited the sex club she was kicked...

What is something that everyone loves that you just don't understand? And what does your trash say about you? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a...

Chelsea went on a date this week! But we're still worried about our friend who's new boyfriend is isolating her and turning her into a prepper, bunker and all. But in a lighter update, Alaska's 'at Bear Contest is back! Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayrege...

Can you say something like wow, good job, or well done without being sarcastic? And would you rather marry a guy who is rich, buys you a ton of fancy shit, but cheats on you OR marry a broke dude who can't buy you shit, but his tongue is the clit4000 and he doesn't cheat? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelse...

In this episode Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay talk about questionable decisions women make in relationships, particularly under the influence of a 'new dick' and bare-minimum kindness. They also explore conspiracy theories surrounding hip hop culture, with a focus on P Diddy and Jay Z (THEY WERE RIGHT LAST WEEK!) The conversation also touches on influencers getting banned from social media for...

What's a good three-prong approach to decide who to date? And how can you weed out the narcissists? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to...

Chelsea says Lindsay is cheating by hiking and golfing with her husband and they candidly discuss their favorite documentaries, including one about Bill Gates. The conversation takes a turn as they discuss relationship dynamics, including a friend's new relationship and Chelsea's online dating experiences. They also touch on the trending conspiracy theories about Bill Gates and P Diddy&a...

What's the craziest sex experience you've had? And do you have a favorite drug? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us...

Secret Trump supporter Lena Goodway joins the podcast to share her views and answer hard-hitting questions. Which is more important to you: the Constitution or the Bible? Connect with Honestly thehonestlypodcast.com IG: @thehonestlyshow TikTok: @thehonestlyshow Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  The Honestly Podcast Send us a text Support the show Lik...