Have Kids, They Said…

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole break down airport game plans, guilty splurges, and unpack Rich’s latest health fad. They slip into full band-nerd mode...only for Nicole to completely fail a very obvious music icon test, before shifting into how to handle bullies and Matt’s nightly snoring saga. They talk about adding new kid traditions, Rich shows off his new Black Fri...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole dive into all things Thanksgiving before questioning whether they should finally check out NADs. They talk about Sara's big plans for the annual Gingerbread Party,  the latest social media trends, and Christmas gift shopping. Then things get real as they talk about how no two kids get the same version of their parents. And Nicole drops a...

On today’s special Thanksgiving episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole dig into the realities of the holiday, starting with that moment every parent dreads when their kids realize animals are, well… meat. Rich steps fully into his Broadway Boy era as they talk about the new Wicked movie, and a basketball hypothetical comes into play. Sara’s sweet love notes make an appearance, the Annual...

On today’s new episode of Have Kids They Said , Matt jumps in for Rich. And they kick things off with fellow apartment tenants before things get very real, giving you full fly-on-the-wall access to their unfiltered therapy session. They discuss what's happening with the Wicked press, Tara Reid nostalgia, and Matt was in a movie,  then debated if reading at a bar is ok. Parker’s made a major life d...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole jump from solo-dining to Nicole’s extremely specific presidential crush, and somehow straight into Labubu and the K-Pop Demon Hunters crashing the Macy’s Day Parade. They gear up for the final Stranger Things season, test their Saved By The Bell knowledge, and Rich reveals that Zack Morris was basically his wingman when he met Sara. There...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole come in HOT with a full apology tour for ghosting you last week, then spiral immediately into old radio flub stories and Matt’s snoring. Rich admits he cried over a TikTok trend (shocking no one), should we quit social media entirely, and they both agree being “on the road” is anything but glamorous. There’s debate over the nostalgia with...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole talk about Nicole always trying to figure it out, finding your glimmers, Zillow snooping, and diving deep into their childhoods. Rich fails spectacularly at taking care of a sick Sara, Keegan’s got a wild new homework method, there’s talk of mondo pen!$, tuck-ins that never die, and a FaceTime fail Matt will never live down. Buckle up—it’...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , hosts Rich and Nicole talk about Rich loving his daughter hyping him up, the sexiest man alive, Wicked , Dodgers heartbreak, the NYC Marathon, baby naming debates, morning vs. night showers, parenting “what would you do’s,” and Rich calling a family meeting. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and classic chaos—listen now! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusX...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , hosts Rich and Nicole get into the Halloween spirit talking costumes, candy picks, and just how much is too much for a pet costume. They dive into skincare and the hunt for the fountain of youth, wonder if suburban life is really in Nicole’s future, and swap stories about mean girls and senior dogs. Plus, Nicole shares an embarrassing cleaning moment, an...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , hosts Rich and Nicole talk about: people loving when Nicole tortures Matt, a baby prank, childhood dentist memories, Rich’s ramen nightmare, Nicole’s flat tire fiasco, why you shouldn’t shit talk under your breath, Rich giving an uninterested Nicole NBA history nuggets, and chaotic 6-7 mascot story. Tune in for the laughs and chaos—listen now! Have Kids,...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole dive into Rich has softball detective work, AI spouses, and what is on a birthing playlist. What do dirty dreams mean, switching Christmas and V-Day around, and that “you know what rips” guy. Rich hates when his kindness is met with meanness, while Nicole vents about being lumped into Matt’s parenting punishments. Plus, Matt’s wedding bla...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , hosts Rich and Nicole talk Theraguns, getting the poison out, and the great pumpkin hustle—are you a painter, carver, or banger? Nicole shares her Snoop Dogg dance story, Rich drops a happy marriage test, and they debate age limits for Halloween costumes and when kids can trick-or-treat solo. Plus, school parent nicknames, wardrobe thoughts, and hype for...

On today’s episode, they dive into childhood memories, vitamins, and whether you’re a pumpkin carver or painter. Nicole’s stressed about Matt and Keegan going MIA, 6–7 has hit the Davis house, and Rich compares homes to p*rn. They swap Vegas stories, talk haunted hotels, and get into Halloween movie traditions. Plus—future careers for the kids, when they should finally move out, Parker drops a cam...

On today’s episode, Nicole’s in full chaos mode trying to track down Matt and Keegan, while she and Rich argue over Columbus Day. They talk bad food cravings, a cat at Chipotle, what people want in dating, and Nicole drops the Arby’s meat secret . Plus: Sora AI and the end of social media, kids who never flush, Parker’s grocery store "help", and Rich plotting to yoink kids' birthday gift cards. Ta...

On today’s episode, things go off the rails fast—starting with gang bangs (yep, that’s the opener). Rich and Nicole talk double dates, Nicole’s sweaty interview, her phone getting run over by a car (and somehow getting hit on in the process of replacing it), missing Rich’s birthday, and when to let the grey hair win. Plus: Rich’s hair fears, super agers' sleep habits are impossible, and Emmy and B...

On today’s episode, Rich and Nicole dive into Taylor Swift’s new album, The Life of a Showgirl , important life events during the big game, and a good compliment. Rich tells Coley to check out Love is Blind , Sara tells a never-told embarrassing story, and a Top Jimmy story. Plus, golf gripes, seating strategy, and the worst text you can send. Tune in and share it with a friend who loves a little...

On today’s episode, Nicole comes a hot mess about Leo while Rich drowns in Mets misery. From Bhad Bunnie at the Super Bowl to babies born with IUDs, awkward plane etiquette, trad life rules, and a vuvuzela 'what would you do'  yeah, it’s one of those shows. Tune in, laugh, and share with a friend who needs the chaos.   Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and R...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich is back and ready to stir it up. He and Nicole catch up on her Rosh Hashanah, dive into the latest Super Bowl performance rumors, and talk about how sports can seriously boost kids’ confidence. Nicole shares a story about being visually assaulted, there’s a new number one beer making headlines, and the new game, ghost butt. Nicole laments getting ho...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Matt steps in for Rich and things heat up fast. Matt and Nicole dive into Rosh Hashanah, argue over timing, and take a dark detour into Leo death talks that send Matt spiraling. Nicole opens up about how her accident shifted her perspective, and together they air out grievances, unpack parent expectations, and basically turn the whole episode into one bi...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole break down the new Charlie Sheen documentary before giving an update on Benny and the ring. They get into Sweet 16s, debate what kind of potato you’d choose at a restaurant, and Nicole tells Rich with the condiment she’d actually bring to the bedroom. Rich admits he hates making decisions, Nicole vents about cleaning only for the house to...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole cover everything from dots on the family calendar to Nicole’s trip to see the Savannah Bananas. Benny makes a bold move giving his crush a ring, the Canelo fight gets a recap, and Nicole lets y'all know that butter is not the best color to wear to a wedding. Keegan debuts a burger jingle, Rich asks BBQ advice, and a classic Stanley T. sto...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole sit with some heavy feelings as they reflect on September 11th and the recent assassination of Charlie Kirk. From there, the tone lightens as they talk about being the itsy bitsy spider, Keegan breaking Matt’s heart by retiring a nickname, and Nicole puts out fires as usual. Rich vents about endless ads and spam texts, Nicole shares her n...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Parker is adjusting to middle school—and riding the city bus, while Rich and Nicole chat suburban life and the viral Karen ball snatcher (and whether Karens even know they’re Karens). They dive into celebrity power couples, Matt’s misery over the Dolphins, and someone close to the show doesn't know who Post Malone really is. There’s talk of a bridezilla'...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich is multitasking by doing his fantasy football draft while recording, and Nicole is finally having her first back-to-school night—where of course everything goes wrong. That leads to the big school supply talk, while Parker heading to middle school leaves big shoes for Keegan to fill. They get into teaching old-school manners, Nicole completely loses...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Nicole is back and will NOT stand for gaslighting! Rich is officially cringe to Emmy. And Meta glasses on a waxer?! Nicole spills on her Maine trip, Sara regrets having that extra prosecco, and the gang swaps doppelgänger stories before talking marketing tactics on kids. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend! Have Kids, They Said... is a...