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Have Kids, They Said…

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Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.

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SiriusXM

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Kids

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Latest episode

Jun 30, 2026

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Episodes

Concert Diapers 30.06.2026

On today's show, Nicole is recording from the OBX! Rich comes in with the rage bait, and it is not helping Nicole's mood. Do you still make out with your partner? And other things couples give up after having kids.  Please help us grow by leaving a 5-star review on where you listen to the pod, sharing with your friends, and letting us know your thoughts over on Insta or our Facebook Group! Have Ki...

The Gardenfather 25.06.2026

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk World Cup and the "Grandma" rule. Rich is still battling it out with Diglett, and Nicole is questioning Matt's shoe choices.  Keep sharing us with your village and liking the pod! We appreciate all your support! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question emai...

Melons 23.06.2026

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are...back...we're sorry about that...Anyhoo! It is "officially" summer! Remembering your checkups to stay healthy. What are your thoughts on kids swearing? And snitches get stitches. Rich's affair with the blue flame has a surprise extension. Nicole's family tension came to a head, and someone is no longer their baby. Rich saw an idea for dads. Dropping shows t...

Quack Quack, Village B!tches! 16.06.2026

On today's episode, Nicole and Rich get right to it. First off, Nicole loves a lobe. They argue that neither takes their show recs. Sara needs less Slick Bombay and more Ducks Bombay, Quack Quack ! Making your way through your childhood classic movies. Nicole has a magical day with Keegan...and we think this is grounds to make it into the book. What docs and shows to watch. Rich had a sick day, an...

Throw in a lil more citrus 11.06.2026

On today's episode, Nicole is getting bullied by her daughter, and Rich is a griddle king. There is an anniversary meltdown. Sara comes in raging, still mad at Rich. Some out-of-the-box methods of parenting. They laugh over stories of all the World Cup visitors and their 'discoveries.' Nicole discovers a similarity with Parker, and it's hilarious.  Keep sharing and all the things! We appreciate ev...

Elbow Sack 09.06.2026

On today's episode, Nicole and Rich discuss the annoyance of 'small talk' and JLo rumors. Rich runs through acting hypotheticals and can't understand how people are playing they wouldn't be into it. And what got Nicole wanting to go for the nut sack? Keegan wrote a book and makes Nicole jealous. Balancing special moments with each kid is TOUGH. MSG has A LOT going on. And they get into this week's...

Botox & Gophers 04.06.2026

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss A LOT! Rich just can't understand why Nicole doesn't know a legend. Then they get into THOSE boy moms. Nicole is tired of hiding and wants to get her botox on peace! Rich is having his own caddy shack beef with gophers. And how do you make the sibling who has to tag along to all the sports feel special? And how you can make core memories as long as you c...

Can I Get a Plus One? 03.06.2026

On today's episode, Coach Rich and Off-Campus-Loving Nicole discuss all the things. Nicole has blinders on for her identity. Last names...there's a lot at stake. How do we really feel about plus-ones to a wedding? Taylor Swift made her choice. Don't you dare try to sell ice cream as soft serve. Having to battle Pokémon Nerdy Adults to get your kids some cards. How important taking video to help re...

Oh, Rats! 29.05.2026

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole dive right in. The bowlers come for Nicole. Nicole hates the feeling of leaving Matt when she goes on a trip, AWE. Rich hates scheduling hangs with all the loops everyone needs to jump through. There's a call from the school nurse, and there is an out-of-hand cop story. Rich is dealing with graffiti and rats. Just a much-needed catch-up! We appreciate all the lo...

Bowlorama Rich 27.05.2026

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole recap their holiday weekend. Benny asked a question that led to a trail of fun facts. Taylor and Travis predictions by Rich. They are EXHAUSTED from the weekend. Catching yourself posting only the highlights, why do we put that stress on ourselves? Nicole discovers a new nerd level with Rich and LOSES it!  Please like, subscribe, and share! We appreciate our vil...

Bean Grinder 21.05.2026

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about the cartoons their kids grew out of. Keggan pops on to tell Rich he went too far. Coley gets an important call. Nicole is done handling things. Rich has neighbor strife and gray chest hair. Keegan rallies a bus full of people. And Rich gets lost in translation. Please like, subscribe, and share with your fellow village b!tch! XO! Have Kids, They Said....

Slurpee Sounds 19.05.2026

On today's show, Rich and Nicole talk about living for the busy moments. Talking kid parties, do you stay or do you go? Rich just can't believe not everyone cares about or at least watched the fight over the weekend. What are your family's movies/cartoons? Would you want super A-list celebrities at your wedding? Parker went to her first dance! Which brings up some little Richie stories. And it jus...

Porch Goose 15.05.2026

On today's episode, Nicole wants to shower so badly, and Rich asks a hypothetical. What did you tell the DJ not to play at your wedding? They talk about what a unique name is now and what's the new Gertrude. Rich may get to have a cool dad moment with Emmy. And Sara is a silly goose. Nicole is an ex-party girl who just wants the canceled plans. Back-to-back parties for Rich and Sara, while dealing...

Frothy 12.05.2026

On today's show, Rich brings in the sniffles. They laugh over the Kevin Hart roast and the Hulk Hogan documentary. Then Nicole and Sara lay the smack down on Dad, who just is not stepping up with the pics. Rich tells tales of Maui. Dog days with Nicole and Rich worry about making his dad's trip fun, while also having him understand life is filled with kid sports.  Please like, subscribe, and share...

Nips Up 07.05.2026

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss new vacation gear. Rich gives a great update, leaving us with warm fuzzies. Who else loves a good nap? They talk about the Met Gala and Bruno Mars. Nicole hates that she thinks she has it all together at the beginning of the week, only to self-implode. But she tells us all to "Nips Up"! Rich also lets us know about BDD's. He also has All-Star woes for Be...

Rub With Inentions 05.05.2026

Today's episode starts with a restart... Then Rich and Nicole talk about pickup/dropoff preferences. How kids can earn trust. Parker comes in with some morning announcements. Rich forgets he's so open that people in his life know pod stories. What would Nicole's 'single mom' rules be? Matt goes from surfer bro to lax king. Nicole agrees with Sara about just wanting a good butt rub. Nicole breaks d...

Bang It Out 30.04.2026

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss who is a public figure as big as Michael Jackson...he is compared to Shakespeare. Trying to capture those family moments. Nicole has a homework confession. Matt saves up his big feelings, and Nicole needs him to find a way to release them. Rich wants to know...quality vs convenience, and what is worth it with kids. Iconic TV quotes quiz. A village challe...

Poop Gate 28.04.2026

On today's show, Rich and Nicole break down the weekend. Rich gets the history of his biggest pet peeve. There's a major what would you do, and Nicole calls out Rich on his confrontation claim. When was the last time you went to a street fair or a farmer's market? Nicole learns something about her building's balconies, and it's some sh!t. Rich tells everyone what women want. The digital detox is h...

Three-Legged Race 23.04.2026

On today's episode, Nicole's sleep has been so disrupted that people are saying it's perimenopause knocking on the door. Rich tries to sell the latest show he watches. How do you determine a kid is sick-sick, rather than just whiny? Nicole realized she would just not survive without Matt. Euphoria brings up some OF convos. Rich brings up a quote as a hypothetical, and they talk about life perspect...

Sugar T!ts and Daddy Eggs 21.04.2026

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole got on about hair loss and BBL's. They bring in shower thoughts and compare childhood with their kids. And who gave us permission to be raising actual humans?! And thanks to Parker, everyone is about to have a WILD song stuck in their head. There is so much to unpack in this episode, because Rich makes sure everyone knows...he is a bewb expert. Whatever that is....

Bi-Condiments 16.04.2026

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole break down how you are actually supposed to pronounce celebrity names. Rich brings up the WNBA, and it turns into talking about wings. Someone's got a gopher problem. Nicole writes a scathing email to her building, and Rich has a laughable family streak that is just sad at this point. And a big question for our village bitches...how is it changing schools? Parke...

Really Scoopin' In There 14.04.2026

On today's episode, Nicole calls out Rich for overpromising a 'sode with Sara. Rich talks about just trying to win the week, and Nicole breaks down her vacay with the fam in the DR. Where Coachella started to where it is now spurs a question: what age are you over things? Throwing out ownership of your kid when they act up. Shower habits. Rich realizes no one is chasing him. Keegan is becoming a h...

Giraffe Chiropractor 02.04.2026

On today's episode, Nicole and Rich talk about the height of Fergie, and it leads to karaoke tales. Some good 'ol avocado toast. Compliment etiquette, and Nicole is on the Nads. What's up with Leanne Rimes jaw? And giraffe chiropractors are a thing. Are you getting in at a pool party with the kids? Taylor Frankie Paul - should they still air it? Nicole is getting ready for the fam's DR trip. Rich...

A Ruckus in the Coop 31.03.2026

On today's episode, Matt subs in. Listen in as you hear him and Nicole bicker and fall in love again. They are facing the next chapter of youth sports, and they are ready...maybe. Farmer Matt challenges Plant Daddy Rich for who has the better green thumb. Matt relives his run-in with a hawk. And being prepared. Nicole and Matt work through a fight from the weekend. The fight takes a detour with he...

Cat Docking 24.03.2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich recaps his Dominican Republic trip while Nicole admits she may have gone too far. They get into impossible boundaries, Dungeon Crawler Rich, and trying to find the right balance as a coach. There’s a firm stance on “you don’t own the lingo, kid,” plus a fresh round of Shower Thoughts to close it out. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send thi...

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