Have Kids, They Said…

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole dive into vacation anxiety, the weird emotions when your kids move into the next chapter, and Matt somehow putting his foot in his mouth… again. They get into the awkwardness of those medical exams, debate whether Rich should get a spray tan, and talk about when it’s finally okay to splurge a little. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, a...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole talk vacations, the things people secretly fake their way through, and the Ryan's St. Patrick’s Day tradition. They ask what type of family you really are and what that means for your day-to-day. Parker pops in with a few gripes about Nicole, and they admit that sometimes… You might quietly root against your kids. Hit play, subscribe, lea...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich is on a mission to prioritize sleep while Nicole gets caught checking homework with ChatGPT. They talk surprise birthday parties, the anniversary of the Covid shutdown, and Nicole being completely overstimulated by life. Kids' haircuts are how much?! Rich has somehow amassed an alarming number of socks—leading to even more laundry tales. Hit play, s...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole magicians vs. strippers, the moment people start shipping couples, and Rich is leading a campaign for better sleep. Emmy has concerns about the leprechaun. Nicole has an awkward Heated Rivalry moment with Parker while Rich has the sweetest one with Emmy, and Matt manages to make Keegan cringe harder than ever. Hit play, subscribe, leave a...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich is now a hat guy, and they get into kid sports gimmicks. The bite kerfuffle of McDonald’s CEO all over social media. And the ongoing effort to actually make family dinners happen, then Nicole unleashes a full-blown vent fest. They debate the worst grammar mistakes, Nicole wrestles with a mean-girl moral question, while Rich is dealing with an ant in...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Nicole gives us all the Vegas details while Rich is busy cutting snacks in preparation for his own trip. They debate their favorite Dr. Seuss, talk about why taking a compliment feels so awkward, and try to crack the code on managing family schedules. “Hey Daddy” enters the chat, and Rich assigns Nicole a prank mission for Matt that could go very sideway...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole dive into growing up in blizzards and the panic that comes with them, why anticipation is sometimes the best part, and Sara’s stress spiral over school merch. Nicole recaps snow day hellscape, and a story about an out-of-line dad. This week’s Shower Thoughts make an appearance, and Nicole is heading to Vegas for a WEEK… which feels aggres...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , it’s Botox and “mantox,” algorithms that suddenly decide to ruin your peace, and coin collecting. Nicole is on a full investigation into why she’s falling apart, Benny is navigating some big emotions, and the conversation takes a turn into sextinction and frenemies.  Listen now, subscribe, leave a review, and tell us—are we ready for video or are we abso...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Heated Rivalry still has Nicole in a chokehold, and the weekend recap quickly spirals from there. They get into celebs being wildly out of touch in the courtroom, another round of 'Shower Thoughts' with the gang, and Matt smorphs into Hollywood Hogan. The never-ending house to-do list makes an appearance, Rich cannot stop talking about Traitors , awkward...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Nicole addresses the bunny in the room, and things only spiral from there. They talk about people who can’t handle a simple change of plans, your most re-watched movie, and Rich casually rolling out a list of people he hates. There’s a debate over your OF line, what to do when kid activities get double-booked, and Nicole getting a little starstruck in he...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole break down the Super Bowl and halftime, remind everyone to please fact-check themselves, and wonder whether AI is about to take social media entirely out. Rich still cannot get Nicole on the reality-show train, they agree a nice dinner beats wild parties every time, and share worries over Nancy Guthrie. Matt is the star of today’s 'You’re...

On today’s episode, Matt fills in for Rich while he’s in San Fran for the Super Bowl. The episode turns unexpectedly fiery, and honestly? It’s impossible to summarize because you basically get to listen to them fall in love again in real time. They dive into sports parent drama, feelings get loud, and Matt becomes a slam poet before anyone can stop him. Listen now, laugh with us, and don’t forget...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole cover Groundhog Day (and yes, it’s a whole lotta hog), are you a tater tot person, Super Bowl snacks and unhinged betting, and Nicole’s slow return to life after being super sick. They get into Grammy chatter, Rich has a proud dad moment with Emmy, Emmy asks that baby question, and two new segments make their debut: Stop Tryin’ to Be Cool...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Nicole is still rocking her curling-iron injury while Rich actively tries to wreck everyone’s algorithm. They end up talking about the Challenger explosion (with a truly interesting Nicole analogy), sledding vs. sleigh riding, and why cubicle life feels officially dead. Nicole's elevator drama, Rich prepping for Career Day, a detour into smut books and w...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole cover Nicole dealing with snow and whether kids are being robbed of core memories with no more snow days, while Rich proudly confirms he does not miss seasons at all. They get into things you’re pretty sure you’ll never do again, mispronouncing words with full confidence, and when sports and activities officially become too much . Plus: K...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole unpack why everyone feels overwhelmed as adults (kids or no kids), the weight of having a platform, and the kids' eating habits. They get into which celeb drama has their attention, Nicole hits full defeated-and-depleted mode, and they debate the pressure to show up to every kid event. Plus: where you land on Beach Mom trending drama. Nic...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich puts Nicole to the test with Saved by the Bell trivia and spirals into the 10-year trend and all the nostalgia that comes with it. Matt jumps on with the college football national championships,  they talk about building kids’ confidence, when is a sports parent "too much", and help a listener who needs advice. Rich is stressed with his draft coming...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole get into whether you’re a friendship maintainer, a Heated Rivalry mention, and ask what you think actors think about during smooch scenes. Things turn real as they talk men and feelings, Nicole’s Oura stats haunting her, and her very strong feelings about PE teachers and body image. Rich realizes he might have a control issue, they ask wh...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Nicole has a curling iron injury, starting to choose local over big business, and the parental question of whose gift card is it really. Parker handles a bully, talk toxic mom groups, and wonder if drinking just isn’t the vibe anymore. Hit play now and share with someone who’s also rethinking everything. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podc...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich is in Vegas and experiences Uber road rage. They get into pork chop stories, being a good sport about pictures, the Oura ring taking over Nicole's life, and the Toto toilet. What you can’t come back from? Along with some couples-fight homework, and a street tale that goes sideways fast. Hit play now before Rich orders another pork chop. Have Kids, T...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole ring in the New Year while Rich’s kids somehow still have another week of winter break, and Nicole is officially done and ready for the regularly scheduled program. They check in on who actually made it to midnight, agree that family quiet time is the dream, and Rich tells Nicole about Dr. Pepper babyyyyy by Romeo with the music remix on...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole talk about actually taking time off (or trying to), keeping up with scroll life, and who really deserves credit for the good presents. They get into watching holiday favorites, Matt still being sick, and Rich begging everyone to pick up the pace. There’s some generational empathy, Nicole has a run-in with Mrs. Claus, and Sara has a holida...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole discuss gas roulette, Nicole in a zombie apocalypse, and what TV shows to watch, and the perfect Christmas playlist. Nicole is all over the place, Matt is taken out by the man flu, and Rich shares how his kids love hard. They get into party invites when kids are involved, generational lingo, Nicole’s DMV adventures, and the very serious d...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole kick off the holiday countdown, talk goals for the new year, and share a sad update about Piper. There’s a classic Parent Trap–style moment with Coley, Keegan texts Matt to “chill bro,” and Christmas shopping stress is very real. Hit play now to get in your holiday feelings and share it with someone who’s already behind on gift shopping....

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich is flying solo on the parenting front while Sara’s out of town and he's confused as to why the kids are listening more than usual, Matt is going full sports dad on Keegan, and Rich has decided his true calling might actually be becoming a hibachi chef. Hit play now! Because this spiral happens fast and you don’t want to miss it!  Have Kids, They Sai...