Have Kids, They Said…

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , guest host Handsome Gabe joins Rich while Nicole’s on birthday vacay. They cover back-to-school chaos, a Taylor Swift engagement, self-driving cars in NYC, how childhood has changed, first cars, teenagers, and the generational gap in social skills. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcas...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich goes fully unhinged with his thoughts and, honestly, we apologize in advance. But he also wants to know who’s your ultimate boomer baddie goal? They get into pickup basketball and how men and women are so different, the art of giving your partner the assist, and Keegan going full chaos mode when he’s with his boys. Ben’s already sick, and school is...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole take a nostalgic sip down memory lane with the drinks of the '90s, while we get another Top Jimmy quote. Things get weird (fast) when the question of whether Matt should be neutered comes up—don’t ask. Rich professes his love for a good BLT, and they agree that couples who gossip together, stay together. Rich also shares that he’s officia...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole cover everything from man compliments to Travis & Taylor updates, and somehow find out AOL just now canceled dial-up—yes, really. They talk about what it’s like to navigate dating apps after being out of the game, and Nicole vents about getting zero grace when she’s trying to learn something new. And Rich declares his deep hatred for back...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Nicole admits she totally botched Parker’s camp pick-up day, while Rich shares all the chaos from his Vegas adventure with his mom and newly single brother Jimmy, who’s officially back on the market. They dig into why millennials are so stressed all the time and what lengths parents might go to in order to stop their kids from doing something risky. Rich...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich kicks things off by proudly declaring his new title as a softball champion—then immediately creates chaos and bounces, as only he can. Sara drops in with a story about "chub-chub," Nicole shares her deep hatred for post-fight apology tours, and Matt can’t stop talking in weird accents thanks to too much binge-watching. They take a nostalgic trip bac...

This week, Nicole shares her much-anticipated one phone call with Parker at sleepaway camp. Rich recaps a rare chill day with the family, while Keegan dives into documentaries. The crew debates which chickin’ dippin’ is king, and the village drama keeps on giving. Sara reaches new heights of awkward, and Matt somehow tops it with his own cringey moment. The hosts reflect on what's important in lif...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole push through—glitches and all. Nicole shares a run-in with a celebrity, they discuss Happy Gilmore 2 (which they loved), and Emmy’s dentist trip. Matt’s not handling Parker’s time away at sleepaway camp too well, and Rich has some strong standards for theme parks. Nicole gets fired up over a social media post about how we are supposed to...

This week’s episode of Have Kids They Said is last week’s episode… thanks to some classic technical issues. But it’s worth the wait! Nicole hits up a Mets game and navigates peak boy humor, while Rich shares an embarrassing story involving “hummers” that he will never live down. They pay tribute to the legendary Ozzy Osbourne, spill some Morning Mashup drama, and get surprisingly real about life b...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich kicks things off by reminding Nicole that Parker’s still at sleepaway camp. From there, Hulk Hogan is remembered, Nicole still hasn’t seen Happy Gilmore 2 , and using movie taste as a friendship test. They dive into waterpark thoughts, your kid getting in school fights, and the world of kids and social media. Oh, and in case you were wondering—hooke...

On this bonus episode of Have Kids They Said , Nicole is joined by none other than Rogue Matt —subbing in for Rich and immediately taking things off the rails. The two dive into their Outerbanks vacation, share a few maybe too honest stories (Matt delivers TMI like it’s his job), and attempt to unpack a few couple fights… that Matt’s still not sorry for. It’s raw, it’s unfiltered, and might double...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into the hilarious chaos of travel—Rich somehow manages to leave a trail of personal items across the tri-state area, and Nicole confirms they are true friend soulmates (as if there was any doubt). They relive the gang’s unforgettable night out in NYC, debate the pros and cons of Googling yourself, and Rich shares highlights from his...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich checks in from Atlanta where he’s living his MLB All-Star dreams, while Nicole battles a roadside McDonald’s from hell. They get into smutty stories, chip obsessions, AI-filtered faces on dating apps, and how to actually appreciate your generous friends. And Benny’s got one thing to say: “Don’t worry.” 💬 Got thoughts? Questions? Hit us up and don’t...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole are in full catch-up mode as they map out Rich’s NYC visit, reminisce about their old jobs, and try to make sense of the ever-evolving chaos that is tipping culture. Nicole’s fed up with misleading Airbnbs (just say there's no AC!), and Rich opens up about some intense intrusive thoughts that have been hitting lately. They touch on the he...

Rich and Nicole are back and diving into all the usual chaos. This week, they talk about which nicknames are condescending, vacations, and trade shots over who would survive prison longer (spoiler: it's not looking good for Rich). Nicole drops her List of the Week, Rich dishes out advice, and Keegan pulls off a sneaky little Roblox money move. They wrap it all up by answering some wild listener qu...

While Nicole’s soaking up the sun in OBX, Sara jumps in to co-host with Rich! They dive into everything from Rich’s sneaky solo binge-watching habits, to 4th of July nostalgia, and why the glue is important for social get-togethers. Sara gets sentimental about recreating her childhood fireworks magic for the kids, and Rich has a moment of realization of a prank a good friend may have pulled years...

On this episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole discuss the history of fedoras and baseball hats, surviving long car trips, and the latest jean trends. Nicole shares how she handles hot summer days with kids in NYC, while Rich reveals his list of the week: including top ways to break up with someone. They also debate whether getting a puppy can help keep a senior dog young—and why you shou...

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole tackle the ever-relatable struggle of staying cool while slowly slipping into “wait, am I old?” territory. Nicole vents about her kids treating Zoom like it’s a lawless wasteland, and special guest Sara drops in to rant about Emmy’s chaotic recital. There’s a wild ride through topics like questionable pillow hygiene, surprise catfishing c...

On this week’s Have Kids, They Said , Rich recaps his CRC shenanigans in Vegas while Nicole lives out his Broadway dreams—and Nicole's Barry’s booty camp near disaster. Emmy’s dance recital was peak chaos, and somewhere in there, Nicole makes a graceful pivot... to lube. Parker pops in just long enough to school us on this summer’s hottest slang, then it’s back to Rich and Nicole for a neuro-hack...

In this episode of Have Kids, They Said , Rich and Nicole spiral into the realities of aging — from desperate anti-wrinkle measures to making a blood pact never to become tech-illiterate dinosaurs. They take on tip anxiety in the modern age, celebrate National Mascot Day with exactly the right amount of enthusiasm (eh), and rally hard against the evils of voice-to-text. Rich gets preemptively hear...

This week on Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole dive into Father’s Day feels. Rich’s List o’ the Week makes a return—along with Nicole’s fiery rage (sorry again, Matt). They unpack the evolution of grandma via plastic surgery, share smart summer travel safety tips, and dive into their existential dread feels… oddly relatable? Plus, Benny shines, Emmy loses a tooth, and Parker’s getting ready fo...

This week, Rich and Nicole are calling out the myth of “catching up” and why it’s the most polite lie we all keep telling. They get into the everyday chaos of screentime rules no one sticks to, why Gen Z is crumbling under the weight of pay day gaps, and how apartment hunting in 2025 is basically a full-time job — especially when Matt drops the ball. Nicole vents about kids treating their nannies...

This week, Rich and Nicole are all over the parenting map—from missed texts to missed headlines (Rich has no clue what’s happening in the world), and the Great Sunscreen Debate : spray vs lotion. Spoiler: Rich is not a fan of the rub-in. Nicole gets real about sending Parker off to sleepaway camp, while Rich panics over not hanging out with the kids enough—and showing up to Little League in a full...

In this episode of Have Kids They Said , Rich and Nicole tackle everything from spring cleaning chaos to marital attraction, and can it ever be a bad thing? Nicole ties that into a classic Matt moment involving foot-in-mouth syndrome, while Rich spirals over the rise of kid sports and Emmy becoming socially independent (aka leaving him out). The duo also debates neighborhood dog etiquette, share B...

On this episode of Have Kids They Said , Nicole is using the show as her personal GRWM moment—because why not podcast and contour at the same time? Meanwhile, Rich dives into the science of “Super Agers” and wonders if surviving on cold coffee and leftover mac and cheese is disqualifying him from the club. The parenting duo tackles the internet’s latest controversy: the new Lilo & Stitch live-acti...